*Once upon a time there were three Bandits. Their names were That Guy, Penguin, and Pine. Penguin and Pine - being of similar consonant - did not trust their fellow Bandit, That Guy. After much discussion in their bandit hideout, Penguin and Pine determined That Guy was scum and vowed to see him held accountable for his dastardly actions. Before being forced to leave his once former abode, That Guy swore that one of Penguin or Pine would die. Penguin, in all of his valiant self-sacrifice, demanded that That Guy and his new gang shoot him, not the gentle, tree-loving Pine.
It was a rouse, however! An attempt to use reverse psychology so that the evil-doers would shoot Pine instead. Why? Because Penguin had a trick up his sleeve. He was, in fact, no ordinary bandit. But a Bandit Guard who is able to protect whomever he deems worthy from death. And so, Penguin protected Pine from That Guys' gang's attempt at revenge, and all was peaceful through the night.
And in the end, Pine masturbated. And all was well.
*copyright fee to EP has been paid and names have been changed to protect the guilty
Why Pine? Who would you like to use the Reck power to check?
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 12:51 pm
by PenguinPower
Also because the cool kids are doing it and valid reasons have already been given.
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 12:53 pm
by PenguinPower
Also your cause for concern is unlikely
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 12:54 pm
by PenguinPower
Also...also.
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 1:06 pm
by Pine
Just...ugh. Fine. Whatever. I'm tired of fighting. If we lose, we lose. If we get an IC out of it, more the better - but I would rather it be someone else, because that helps me solve.
I twist one off
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 1:07 pm
by Dunnstral
Who does that leave?
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 1:19 pm
by Bulbazak
LLD, Alisae, Dunn, Maria. I want to leave Maria for last. LLD should probably be before that. I really don't care who between Dunn and Ali goes first.
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 1:20 pm
by Pine
Ali, Dunn, Maria, LLD
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 1:21 pm
by Bulbazak
If Maria tries to jump order, I'm voting her immediately.
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 1:21 pm
by Alisae
ugggggggggggh
fiiiiiiiiiiiine
i'll go after dunn
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 1:22 pm
by Bulbazak
We should wait on the next vc before Dunn goes. Might as well be systematic and not add in confusion to the mix.