i think he knows its wrong but the man hit empty 2 days ago and he's been running on fumes and unicorn farts ever since
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:12 pm
by Prism
never heard tom brady get called a unicorn but first time for everything i guess
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:13 pm
by PookyTheMagicalBear
we're all just degenerate f5ing to see the end
this is worse than that parachute game
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:14 pm
by skitter30
I know exactly the kind of mindet he's in: the pieces dont *quite* fit right, but he cant quite figure out what would, but this is the best conclusion he can come to
I've done it more than once
Elo is fuckin' stressful
<3 peta, you rocked this endgame
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:17 pm
by Prism
no he didn't he fuckin sucked LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:18 pm
by Taly
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:18 pm
by Prism
Mafia is a sport of violence, exclusion and degradation. So, when you're picking players in the themed queue, remember to pick the bigger, stronger players for your team, like Ydrasse. That way, you can all gang up on the weaker ones, like peta here.
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:22 pm
by PookyTheMagicalBear
ydra is probably the best scum player of all time because she can go deepwolf and absolutely nobody will even notice she is there until she's picking up her DC scummy.
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:23 pm
by Prism
peta's sitting here in this moment of quiet being like "i'll write my way out"
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:24 pm
by Prism
THE WORLD WAITS
ALL 4 OF US
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:25 pm
by PookyTheMagicalBear
who lives who dies who writes your story....
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:25 pm
by skitter30
Hamilton <3
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:26 pm
by Taly
hjrtskegnm4etrsnl elgawfk
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:28 pm
by Taly
i can choke
peta
through the screen at the moment omg
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:28 pm
by Prism
OH MY FUCKING GOD I SAW HIM POST AND THOUGHT IT WAS OVER
AND OF COURSE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS WATCHING A MARTIAL ARTS MOVIE INSTEAD
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:29 pm
by skitter30
The contrast between here and the main thread is hilarious lol
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:29 pm
by Prism
THIS FUCKING DUDE
I LITERALLY SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING
HOW AM I GETTING TROLLED FROM THE DEAD PT WHAT THE FUCK
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:31 pm
by PookyTheMagicalBear
Imagine watching a jet li movie to pump yourself up to throw instead of rereading the thread. Fucking wild
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:31 pm
by Prism
the real surprise here is that it's an actual popular movie, normally he goes for random 80s b-list shit
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:32 pm
by PookyTheMagicalBear
This is like that time before my final when instead of studying any of the material I decided to chug a four pack of Red Bull and watch Danny Macaskill riding his bike on a mountain.
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:33 pm
by Taly
THE FUCKING AUDACITY OF THIS MAN
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:35 pm
by Prism
this fucking NEET boomer who hasn't left his house since 1993 has us all on the edge of his seats waiting for him to hammer
and of course he's watching some fucking random martial arts film and eating spaghetti-os straight from the can or some shit
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:35 pm
by PookyTheMagicalBear
Maybe Jet Li can inspire him to go for Peking Duck