Open 560: Tit for Tat (Game Over, 4/12 alive)

[insanity018]

Notscoence, I fond ith

[Not_Mafia]

You what?

[insanity018]

Notscoence, I fond ith

Urghh. Phone posting in pack train doesnot work.

Sorry, ill be back later

[notscience]

Yep I'm totally scum

Want me to selfvote so you can hammer and

lose

win game for town?

[notscience]

I mean, if we're trying to call me scum we can highlight how mala started freaking out because I'm playing to my scum meta

Hell, I was still plying it even into today

And I mean, look at my lylo play- I'm keeping all options open because that's just how scum-ns operates

[hephaestus]

are you meta-ing urself

[notscience]

Yep

I'm 100% of my own meta

And 100% aware that this has been to my scum meta (hence mala's suspicion)

You know the best part?

I'm not actually scum

lol

[insanity018]

Cheerfully back at a computer!

What I was trying to say before: I find it worrying how notscience started posting a lot once he had a vote on him.

And now he is throwing wifom at us?

[notscience]

Obviously

Stop trying to get other people to take your stances for you

[insanity018]

Yep I'm totally scum

Want me to selfvote so you can hammer and

lose

win game for town?

Why would you, as town, say something like this?

[notscience]

Because I can?

[Moonlight]

We're more than halfway into the day and the only change in my reads has been that N_M is either scum or a lazy and deluded Townie.

Meanwhile, I think I'm having an epiphany of sorts; I'm suddenly aware that not only do I suck at this game, but everyone does. No one is good, some just suck less than others, and for one to be truly good they'd have to possess a deep understanding of human psychology as well as the ability to make psychological profiles through written form alone.

/end irrelevant rant

[Moonlight]

*sighs* If someone held a gun to my head and asked me to name scum, I'd say it's N_M and insanity.

So I'm probably the easiest mislynch in the game right now so get your votes off me.

Town reads (strongest --> weakest): TSO, Julatorium,

Not Mafia

, Riddleton/Neil

Null: Justin Playfair, xdfa (because of vig claim)

Scum is Elmo, {Moonlight/Mala}, ???

Elmo: Contradictory pushes at the beginning of Day 1, has not really posted any game-related thoughts since then.

I am confident that at least one scum is currently jumping on my wagon. One of Moonlight or Mala seems the most likely to me.

Moonlight: Opportunistic voting (including 884), odd predecessor behaviours

Mala: Erratic reads, particularly of Krystal Bald

I bolded N_M there. Why was he townread at that point? I look through N_M's ISO and I don't see anything particularly towny until that post.

Also, N_M seems to have completely forgotten that he was townreading me early. Would he like to re-examine my whole play and see for himself how it makes no sense for me to be scum?

[Not_Mafia]

We're more than halfway into the day and the only change in my reads has been that N_M is either scum or a lazy and deluded Townie.

3 days now with no hammer and I'm not confirmed scum to you?

Would he like to re-examine my whole play and see for himself how it makes no sense for me to be scum?

I townread you because of Tammy, but your ISO includes driving a wagon on an unCC'd vig 'as a gambit', openly admitting to insulting a player just to discredit them, reveling in a pre-LyLo town self hammer and quickvoting in LyLo 'as a gambit' so in what way do you "make no sense as scum"?

I'm enjoying the softbus now on your partner though, please keep that up

[Moonlight]

@notty: I'm willing to take quite the leap of faith and accept that you're probably Town. If you're not ready to do so yourself, ask me anything, pick my brain apart and you'll see I'm Town too.

Took me a while, but I'm finally optimistic about this. N_M's reaction to my vote and, more importantly, notty's intent to vote screams "cornered scum" to me.

It all fits.

Pedit: The lack of a hammer means nothing to me. Scum-me is a fucking coward, you've yet to meet him. I step and even stomp on others' toes as Town. I'm smirking at "reveling", as I had no knowledge of what neil would flip, keep that up too.

[Not_Mafia]

So because you can't quickhammer as scum in LyLo, this means it's perfectly fine for town to capriciously vote in LyLo, even though the vast majority of players don't have the same problem that you do, so no one should care about votes on them in LyLo? How does this make the slightest bit of sense?

[Moonlight]

So because you can't quickhammer as scum in LyLo, this means it's perfectly fine for town to capriciously vote in LyLo,

Yes.

even though the vast majority of players don't have the same problem that you do,

Oh I'm not the one with the problem. Apathy and I are mortal enemies and I try to destroy it every chance I get.

so no one should care about votes on them in LyLo? How does this make the slightest bit of sense?

It does in my head. Dunno, let's call me special.

[notscience]

VOTE: insanity

[hephaestus]

what is even happening

VOTE: notscience

[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: notscience

gg

[insanity018]

Yep I'm totally scum

Want me to selfvote so you can hammer and

lose

win game for town?

Why would you, as town, say something like this?

My point is that there is no reason whatsoever for town to even consider threatening to self-vote in LYLO. Since town know it could mean auto-lose.

@

notty: I'm willing to take quite the leap of faith and accept that you're probably Town

. If you're not ready to do so yourself, ask me anything, pick my brain apart and you'll see I'm Town too.

Took me a while, but I'm finally optimistic about this. N_M's reaction to my vote and, more importantly,

notty's intent to vote screams "cornered scum" to me.

Which one do you mean?

To answer your question - part gut, part agreement with Julatorium's (a town read) reasons for considering him town.

VOTE: insanity

You just went from "insanity is town" to "Not Mafia is scum with Moonlight/insanity" and now - Whatever, vote insanity anyway. Opportunistic much?

p-edit: Lol!!!! Yay!

[hephaestus]

nooooooooooo

[uctriton00]

Vote Count 4.4

hephaestus (0) =
insanity018 (1) = notscience
Moonlight (0) =
Not_Mafia (1) = Moonlight
notscience (3) = insanity018 hephaestus Not_Mafia

Not voting =

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch. Deadline is on August 14, 5pm, or in (expired on 2014-08-14 17:00:00).

Not_Mafia and notscience were laying on the pavement, as the valets were staring at them. "Um, who are you guys?" asked security as they approached them.

notscience stood up. "Hi, we're here for a bachelor party! It's this guy getting married!" He grabbed Tat Stevens and shoved him to the front.

Tat said "yeah, I'm getting married, we just ran out of gas then hiked through the desert and then we got beat up and then tried to rob some guys and then got beat up again and then now we're here."

"Is that right, son?" security said as he looked at Not_Mafia.

"HE GOT WEED! HE GOT WEED!"

Not_Mafia pointed out to one of the bags, left behind by TSO. Security went up to it and saw a bag of weed and cocaine.

"THEY KIDNAPPED ME IN A DRUG DEAL! SAVE ME!"

Police converged on the scene and began beating down Tat and notscience.

"Get them both in the balls."

notscience was tasered in the groin, and Tat was put in handcuffs.

Not_Mafia stalked away from the scene, walking away. He brushed off his suit, and walked into the casino.

notscience, a

Vanilla Townie

, is tasered in the groin.

[uctriton00]

Krystal Bald stared at the outdoors as the warehouse loading dock door raised. Men with furniture from the convention center stared at Krystal. She had turned feral.

"Mrowl?"

Krystal Bald ended the game as a crazy cat lady.

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Maruchan was walking through the desert. "Man, can't believe I got lost after just trying a place to pee."

Stumbling along, he saw what looked like a man trapped in a hole.

"HEY, HEY SOMEONE HELP ME" yelled xfdagent42 from the ground.

Maruchan ran up to the man yelling. "Hey, who are you?"

xfd looked at Maruchan. "I'm xfd, I'm a vigilante, and I got trapped in this hole and was left behind, and need help. Can you give me a hand?"

"Wait, you're xfd?" said Maruchan.

"Yes, that's what I said, now help me out of the hole please."

"HEY **** YOU you bastard". Maruchan poured more dirt into the whole and walked off.

xfdagentx42 has been left in a hole by Maruchan.

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Tit Summers was asleep in her bed, but her guests were all still awake.

hephaestus was downstairs, digging through the refrigerator for a snack. "OH SWEET, DINOSAUR SHAPED NUGGETS" he said delightedly as he pulled them out of the refrigerator.

insanity slowly walked down the stairs, stalking an oblivious hephaestus, busy with his snacks the kitchen. She took off her golden bracelet, and wrapped it around her fingers. She gripped it tightly in her fist, and approached behind him. hephaestus never saw it coming.

Moonlight was still awake, and came down and saw insanity standing over a bloody hephaestus. "I knew you were up to no good!" He ran out the door, got in a car and drove off.

hephaestus died on the kitchen floor, holding a box of Dinosaur nuggets.

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Malakittens was in the back of the squad car.

"Hey stranger, what's your name?" she asked the driver.

"I'm neil, don't talk to me" he said.

"Well then, aren't you just the perfect ray of sunshine? Why is your uniform all dusty? Did you get in a fight?"

"Shut up".

After a long drive, they arrived at the station, and neil put Mala in the jail cell. She wasn't alone in the cell. With her was notscience, and Tat Stevens, and Elmo TeH AzN.

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A knock came at the door. It was a panicked Moonlight.

"Sir, what's wrong?" neil said as he looked at Moonlight.

"THERE'S A KILLER LOOSE! HER NAME IS INSANITY!"

neil recognized Moonlight. "I know you, you jerk."

"Oh for fuck's sake, get over it bro. There's a killer on the loose."

"Don't call me bro, jackass."

The two got into a violent fight in the police station. They were at each other's throats. Neil shoved Moonlight into a bookcase. Moonlight stood up and rammed straight into Neil's stomach, and the two went flying into another cube.

The fighting continued between the two rivals. "Yeah, I'm tired of this shit. You want me so bad? Sure, have me, I'm done here." Neil threw his gun across the room.

Not_Mafia, wearing a new suit, strolled into the police station. He flicked a cigarette to the side, stepping over the toppled furniture. He picked up the gun off the floor. "Well, that makes this easy."

Not_Mafia pointed the gun at neil and Moonlight, and forced them into the jail cell. "Elmo, let's go."

Elmo joined Not_Mafia as they walked out of the station, leaving the rest of the group in the jail cell together.

neil1113, Moonlight, Malakittens, and notscience ended the game in a jail cell.

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insanity was in the driver's seat. She tilted back her sunglasses. "You boys ready to go?"

Not_Mafia got into the passenger seat. "Well done, partner."

Elmo got into the rear. "Thanks guys."

"Don't mention it. Tit and Tat are done. We did it".

The car sped off in the distance, with the top down.

insanity018 wins the game as a Mafia Rolecop.
Not_Mafia wins the game as a Mafia Goon.
Elmo TeH AzN wins the game as a Mafia Backup Jailkeeper.

[uctriton00]

Spoiler: Random Number Generator sequence to determine Role PMs

1. Dot Matrix
2. Elmo TeH AzN
3. Krystal Bald
4. T S O
5. Malakittens
6. Riddleton
7. xfadgentx42
8. HGH7193
9. Not_Mafia
10. insanity018
11. Justin Playfair
12. Jul atorium

Sequence from random.org
10
2
9
7
12
5
8
11
4
6
3
1

Role listing from wiki
1 Mafia Rolecop
1 Mafia Backup Jailer
1 Mafia Goon
1 Vigilante
1 Backup Rolecop
1 Jailkeeper
6 Townies

Matching of Random.org list and Wiki list
10. Mafia Rolecop - insanity018
2. Mafia Backup Jailer - Elmo TeH AzN
9. Mafia Goon - Not_Mafia
7. Vigilante - xfdagentx42
12. Backup Rolecop - Julatorium
5. Jailkeeper - Malakittens
8. Townie - HGH7193
11. Townie - Justin Playfair
4. Townie - T S O
6. Townie - Riddleton
3. Townie - Krystal Bald
1. Townie - Dot Matrix

Mafia Quicktopic
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