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Not_Mafia and notscience were laying on the pavement, as the valets were staring at them. "Um, who are you guys?" asked security as they approached them.

notscience stood up. "Hi, we're here for a bachelor party! It's this guy getting married!" He grabbed Tat Stevens and shoved him to the front.

Tat said "yeah, I'm getting married, we just ran out of gas then hiked through the desert and then we got beat up and then tried to rob some guys and then got beat up again and then now we're here."

"Is that right, son?" security said as he looked at Not_Mafia.

"HE GOT WEED! HE GOT WEED!"

Not_Mafia pointed out to one of the bags, left behind by TSO. Security went up to it and saw a bag of weed and cocaine.

"THEY KIDNAPPED ME IN A DRUG DEAL! SAVE ME!"

Police converged on the scene and began beating down Tat and notscience.

"Get them both in the balls."

notscience was tasered in the groin, and Tat was put in handcuffs.

Not_Mafia stalked away from the scene, walking away. He brushed off his suit, and walked into the casino.

Krystal Bald stared at the outdoors as the warehouse loading dock door raised. Men with furniture from the convention center stared at Krystal. She had turned feral.

"Mrowl?"



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Maruchan was walking through the desert. "Man, can't believe I got lost after just trying a place to pee."

Stumbling along, he saw what looked like a man trapped in a hole.

"HEY, HEY SOMEONE HELP ME" yelled xfdagent42 from the ground.

Maruchan ran up to the man yelling. "Hey, who are you?"

xfd looked at Maruchan. "I'm xfd, I'm a vigilante, and I got trapped in this hole and was left behind, and need help. Can you give me a hand?"

"Wait, you're xfd?" said Maruchan.

"Yes, that's what I said, now help me out of the hole please."

"HEY **** YOU you bastard". Maruchan poured more dirt into the whole and walked off.



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Tit Summers was asleep in her bed, but her guests were all still awake.

hephaestus was downstairs, digging through the refrigerator for a snack. "OH SWEET, DINOSAUR SHAPED NUGGETS" he said delightedly as he pulled them out of the refrigerator.

insanity slowly walked down the stairs, stalking an oblivious hephaestus, busy with his snacks the kitchen. She took off her golden bracelet, and wrapped it around her fingers. She gripped it tightly in her fist, and approached behind him. hephaestus never saw it coming.

Moonlight was still awake, and came down and saw insanity standing over a bloody hephaestus. "I knew you were up to no good!" He ran out the door, got in a car and drove off.



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Malakittens was in the back of the squad car.

"Hey stranger, what's your name?" she asked the driver.

"I'm neil, don't talk to me" he said.

"Well then, aren't you just the perfect ray of sunshine? Why is your uniform all dusty? Did you get in a fight?"

"Shut up".

After a long drive, they arrived at the station, and neil put Mala in the jail cell. She wasn't alone in the cell. With her was notscience, and Tat Stevens, and Elmo TeH AzN.

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A knock came at the door. It was a panicked Moonlight.

"Sir, what's wrong?" neil said as he looked at Moonlight.

"THERE'S A KILLER LOOSE! HER NAME IS INSANITY!"

neil recognized Moonlight. "I know you, you jerk."

"Oh for fuck's sake, get over it bro. There's a killer on the loose."

"Don't call me bro, jackass."

The two got into a violent fight in the police station. They were at each other's throats. Neil shoved Moonlight into a bookcase. Moonlight stood up and rammed straight into Neil's stomach, and the two went flying into another cube.

The fighting continued between the two rivals. "Yeah, I'm tired of this shit. You want me so bad? Sure, have me, I'm done here." Neil threw his gun across the room.

Not_Mafia, wearing a new suit, strolled into the police station. He flicked a cigarette to the side, stepping over the toppled furniture. He picked up the gun off the floor. "Well, that makes this easy."

Not_Mafia pointed the gun at neil and Moonlight, and forced them into the jail cell. "Elmo, let's go."

Elmo joined Not_Mafia as they walked out of the station, leaving the rest of the group in the jail cell together.



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insanity was in the driver's seat. She tilted back her sunglasses. "You boys ready to go?"

Not_Mafia got into the passenger seat. "Well done, partner."

Elmo got into the rear. "Thanks guys."

"Don't mention it. Tit and Tat are done. We did it".

The car sped off in the distance, with the top down.