Mini 1657 — Taylor Swift UPick — Game Over
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- Not_Mafia
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Do it
Last edited by Marquis on Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:34 am, edited 1 time in total.
Also, what is Not_Mafia doing? This is some of the worst play I’ve ever seen.
I will SEARCH for games with you and N_M to help you policy him.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
- killerjester
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Everyone reference my post for direction on what to do if the game isn't over.
Everyone reference my post for direction on what to do if the game isn't over.
Lord of Lynch protect us. For the Night is dark and full of scum.
Noir Mafia, a 13p bastard Mini Theme delayed until further notice.
Noir Mafia, a 13p bastard Mini Theme delayed until further notice.
- Bookitty
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↑ killerjester wrote:I want Empking, Soren, and Not_Mafia to all target DLA with their respective abilities.
Aristophanes needs to be on Empking.
Lucian can do whatever the fuck he wants.
I'll order someone of my choosing to investigate Soren/Not_Mafia but I'll probably die before that happens.
If Aristophanes lives, then Empking is town and lynch Espeonage unless my N2 target instructs you otherwise.
If Aristophanes is the only death, that's not enough to confirm Empking-scum, but my target from N2 should be able to tell you Espeonage's alignment and I trust you can narrow it down from there.
If Aristophanes and another player both die, lynch Empking.
If the game still isn't over after D4 lynch then Bookitty is scum.
This is the post for easy reference.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
- Serenity East November
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Left.
Clack clack clack, squeak. Heels twisting against tile. Clack clack clack.
Right.
"Hey, watch where yo—"
"Oh my good—"
"Gasp!"
Hallway on the left. A dead end, so hurry.
"Got it," I say to myself. And the LG Bluetooth headset I was using to communicate with my perfect, sweet, kind, amazing boss, Taylor Swift, as she watched what was going on from her private jet through the airport terminal's security camera feed.
You're slowing down, Serenity! Run now!
My heels pound the tiles even harder just as I spot my prey swinging around the corner into that very hallway. "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh," I whisper to myself as I high-step over the poor innocent passengers they'd attempted to throw down to slow me down. "What despicable creatures. They've got to be guilty."
And then, all of a suddenly, it's the end of the hallway.
They crash.
I'm almost there.
They reach into their pockets—
Bang. One. Bang. Two.
Serenity East never misses a shot.
And they fall.
Spoiler: Endless Possibilities was lynched Day 3. They were...
Only five seconds after I show the ID cards that the two of them had been grasping at in their pockets to the security camera overhead, I get a response.
Dang it! No, those ones could have lived. Dang it!
"It's okay, Taylor. There's still plenty of time, and we've gotten two of them already."
Well you'd better hurry and get out of there, because your flight to the next target's about to leave. Gate 89.
"Oh no oh no oh no!" I speed out of the hallway, leaving the bodies there.
Not a single person spares me a second glance. I make it to the gate with 30 seconds to spare, and it's only until I'm in that Boeing 737 halfway across the country that I realize.
"I didn't even have to go through security," I whisper to myself, in both reverence and horror. There's 2 knives in my heels, and 3 handguns in my purse.
That was the power of Taylor Swift.
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- Serenity East November
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A/N:OMG you guys I'm so sorry! I was awake the whole plane ride and sooooo busy and when I got to the hotel I just, like, crashed and I, like, totally forgot to write down what happened. XDDD
I'm so so sooo sorry. :( I'll try to remember it later but for now, I'll just tell you who died and whatever...
Spoiler: Bookitty died during Night 3. She was...
I'll, like, update tomorrow for sure! Don't worry, this won't be a WIP forever. I would never do that to you guys!!! We're gonna finish this!!!!!
xoxoxo, Serenity
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We're so young but we're on the road to ruin.
We play dumb but we know exactly what we're doing.
We cry tears of mascara in the bathroom;
honey, life is just a classroom.
We play dumb but we know exactly what we're doing.
We cry tears of mascara in the bathroom;
honey, life is just a classroom.
— "New Romantics",
1989 Deluxe Edition
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- DarkLightA
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- DarkLightA
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↑ LucianRoy wrote:↑ killerjester wrote:Pretty sure Lucian is a fruit vendor. I mean I have fried chicken but I don't think it does anything.
Righto. I'm town fried chicken vendor. I'm basically a fruit vendor, but with tasty fried chicken.
My song is Taylor's cover of "Drops of Jupiter."
Speaking of songs, what's Empking's?
And yes, I sent fried chicken to KJ night one.
- DarkLightA
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- DarkLightA
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Killerjester targeted me night 2, telling me to investigate Espeonage N3. I lied about it yesterday in an attempt to further confuse scum, even though I was unlikely to die nevertheless. Hence this post:
Espeonage came back as non-town.
↑ DarkLightA wrote:KJ it's up to you.
Espeonage came back as non-town.