Webcomic Wars Mafia: D7- Be Thankful I'm Not The Author

[Gorrad]

Day dawns later than you expected, to the sight of two BRAND NEW CORPSES!

*Cheer*

First of all we have Sironigous, two little entities which somehow managed to be out-sarcasmed! No small feat for the good and evil sides of Jennie Breeden. These two showed up in the comic from time to time, but gained their fame from letting the audience know when Jennie would be at a convention

Next, we have Tarhalindur. A smug, sunglasses-sporting superhero, Shadehawk surprisingly was smashed by a simple saying. And the utterly large hammer that went with it. He had a big gun, but that was really about it.

Sironigous, Devil and Angel Jennie from The Devil's Panties, Town Cop, Sarcasmed to death N4
Tarhalindur, Shadehawk of Antihero for Hire, Vanilla Townie, Banhammered N4

Day!

[Empking]

Voyte: ROFL

His claim seems fake and Tar want'd Rofl dead today and now Tar is dead (Probably by ROFL's scum group considering Discontinued had the best motive for killing Siro.)

[roflcopter]

oh gee, i wonder if empking killed tar himself so he could vote for me, or killed siro and just loves the bonus that tar died. keep in mind everyone that tar was the most confirmed town because siro had cleared him and he led the lynch of a member of the now revealed second faction, so any scum in the game had good reason to kill him.

vote: empking

i used one of my abilities last night, it obviously failed to prevent a kill so i won't mention which of the two it was and let the scum continue to stew over what they'll have to deal with from me tonight.

i will be v/la until sunday due to family commitments.

[hasdgfas]

vote: empking

been doing it all game, and this especially makes it a good idea

[Sajin]

Empking is discontinued.

ROFL is Sprite mafia then.

Hasdgfas- Sprite Mafia

Sotty- Discontinued



I finally get it. I like how Rofl assumes a kill was not stopped when we have received one less.

The question is which one should town weaken? Sprite needs another hit I think.

Vote: Rofl

[SerialClergyman]

I think hitman is more powerful than NK immune godfather, so unrevealed may well have more members and with rofl claiming a JOAT I think it's likely as Tar said that there's a roleblocker somewhere, so might as well try and off him.

Plus unrevealed clearly killed Tar for totally reasoning out their existence so that was total rubbish.

I'm a little surprised they went after Tar and not the other mafia though. Once the cat is out of the bag with dizzy's lynch, surely their main concern had to be their opposing faction?

Anyway, rofl knew, despite the mod's flavour, that korlash and mufasa killed each other. He agreed with my in hindsight incorrect case on Percy, and claimed to be ready to make a case of his own yet never did. His claim is dodgy, his posts are lacklustre attempts to get empking lynched (don't worry, it'll happen soon enough) and he's a perfect place to rest my weary vote for tonight.

vote rofl

[roflcopter]

hey lazy asses who aren't reasoning through a vote for me, here are the real options for today:

lynch empking straight up
OR
allow either empking or myself to hammer sajin

i can accept that i'm a very likely lynch for today, considering the way yesterday went down and the fact that tar died tonight (despite that fact that ANY scum would kill him), but the town needs to deal with the sajin situation sooner than later and allowing the primary lynch candidate to sac on sajin is the right way to go. either a) sajin is scum and dies or b) sajin is a supersaint and the person the town wants to lynch gets killed anyway. either way sajin is no longer a giant question mark for the endgame.

obviously i think empking is the way to go.

now i'm really v/la though. see y'all on sunday.

[Empking]

hey lazy asses who aren't reasoning through a vote for me, here are the real options for today:

lynch empking straight up
OR
allow either empking or myself to hammer sajin

i can accept that i'm a very likely lynch for today, considering the way yesterday went down and the fact that tar died tonight (despite that fact that ANY scum would kill him), but the town needs to deal with the sajin situation sooner than later and allowing the primary lynch candidate to sac on sajin is the right way to go. either a) sajin is scum and dies or b) sajin is a supersaint and the person the town wants to lynch gets killed anyway. either way sajin is no longer a giant question mark for the endgame.

obviously i think empking is the way to go.

now i'm really v/la though. see y'all on sunday.

Yeah, they're not the only real options for today, and I'm honsetly shocked that you thought people would buy that.

(despite that fact that ANY scum would kill him),

So siro was killed by a vig?

[SerialClergyman]

Yeah, rofl, I'm not picking up what you're putting down.

I'm wondering what the best way to use sajin is, but it's not wasting his ability in a lynch now.

I think you know that yourself, given that you suggest outright lynching of Emp is worthwhile. If that's worthwhile, outright lynching of

you

is worthwhile.

[roflcopter]

i know i'm town, of course i won't suggest i simply be lynched.

emp, don't be stupid. siro was killed by discontinued scum, tar by sprite, that much is very obvious. what i'm saying is that any player, as sprite mafia, had good reason to kill tar. even discontinued mafia had reason to want tar dead, given his status as cleared by the discontinued cop, though they were not the ones to make that kill last night.

sajin, all kill sources in the game have now been accounted for. the assumption that no kill was stopped is the only logical one based on all evidence so far.

empking is scum. i understand that people are buying what tar was selling yesterday regarding me, especially since he died. so i'm willing to either lynch empking, or see one or the other of us hammer sajin.

if i am lynched or supersainted today, look at the people clammering to lynch me instead of empking, therein you will find his scumbuddies. as for izzy's buddies, hascow is obvious, and head honcho is a strong contender as well. tar's reasoning for clearing him was never more than "folks i am the lord your god and i have broken the setup," which i'm still not jiving with. ignoring honcho til endgame would be immensely stupid.

note also the people who haven't yet chimed in today, no doubt waiting to see which way the wind is blowing.

[Sotty7]

Vote: Emp

With the Percy hider thing I can't see how we should lynch anyone over emp right now.

[Empking]

Sajin: Looks like you're wrong about more than just me and Sotty is Sprite as well.

To town who aren't voting Rofl (if there are any) remember that Rofl is obv-sprite and that we only really have a chance of winning if we kill sprite today.

[roflcopter]

Sajin: Looks like you're wrong about more than just me and Sotty is Sprite as well.

To town who aren't voting Rofl (if there are any) remember that Rofl is obv-sprite and that we only really have a chance of winning if we kill sprite today.

thanks for admitting you're discontinued. ignoring for a moment the fact that i'm not mafia at all, please explain your outlandish claim that we only have a chance of winning if we kill sprite today.

[Empking]

I did not "admit" to being Discontinued. Sprite likely has 3 players left so if we don't kill sprite today we'd be relying on D to do it for us.

[roflcopter]

I did not "admit" to being Discontinued. Sprite likely has 3 players left so if we don't kill sprite today we'd be relying on D to do it for us.

please do provide evidence to back up your claim that sprite "likely" has three players left. why is this likely? what makes discontinued any less likely to have three players left?

[Empking]

Makin' with the Dead (13/

25

):

]

Korlash, Flintlocke of Flintlocke's Guide to Azeroth, 2-shot Hitman of the Discontinued Mafia, Electrocuted N2

DizzyIzzyB13, Black Mage of 8-Bit Theater, NK-Immune Godfather of the Sprite Mafia, Lynched D4

[roflcopter]

nice job proving absolutely nothing aside from the fact that each scumgroup has one dead power role.

[Empking]

The roles aren't even vaguely in the same ballpark of power.

[roflcopter]

so you're saying the nk immune gf is

less

powerful than a 2-shot hitman? limited use role vs very strong static ability? and based on one death from each group you've decided that sprite mafia has more members and therefore you will completely ignore discontinued?

yeah, ok, you did admit to being discontinued scum. thanks again.

[Empking]

so you're saying the nk immune gf is

less

powerful than a 2-shot hitman? limited use role vs very strong static ability? and based on one death from each group you've decided that sprite mafia has more members and therefore you will completely ignore discontinued?

I will not ignore discontinued, I will merely pay more attention to them when they're so close to winning.

[roflcopter]

you have failed to prove your theory that one mafia is larger than the other and that the mafia which is larger is the sprite mafia. the fact that you're so sure there is a disparity and yet so dense as to say it must be sprite based on what little evidence there is lends itself to the theory that discontinued in fact has three remaining players and you are trying to lynch non-discontinued for the win.

[Empking]

you have failed to prove your theory that one mafia is larger than the other.

How so?

[roflcopter]

you have failed to prove your theory that one mafia is larger than the other.

How so?

now you're just playing stupid

[Empking]

you have failed to prove your theory that one mafia is larger than the other.

How so?

now you're just playing stupid

How so?
Why did you dodge the question?

[roflcopter]

you have failed to prove your theory that one mafia is larger than the other.

How so?

now you're just playing stupid

How so?
Why did you dodge the question?

you have provided nothing but your

opinion

that one revealed scum power role is more powerful than the other.

i am now convinced that you aren't just playing stupid, you actually are