- Are mosquitoes annoying? Nobody likes mosquito bites.(Yes)
- Have you ever been to Peru? That's pretty far away.(No)
- Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? You forgot to try turning it off and on again.(Yes)
- Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year? I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
- Did we start the fire? You shouldn't be playing with matches.(Yes)
- Does a straight flush beat a full house? A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.(Yes)
- Did poker players start the fire? No more smoking at the poker table.(Yes)
- Should I do anything about the burnt poker table? We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.(No)
- Should I quit my day job and play poker? That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.(Yes)
- Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started? Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.(No)
- OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about? Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.(Yes)
- Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists? It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...(No)
- Will you give me a yes for this? Sure thing.(Yes)
- Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs? Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.(No)
- Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs? A fire can really ruin all the fun.(Yes)
- Are fire extinguishers a smart investment? We already have fire extinguishers.(No)
- Have the fire extinguishers been checked? They definitely work, I even tested them myself.(Yes)
- Are drinks allowed at the poker table? Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.(Yes)
- Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table? We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.(Yes)
- Are murder implements allowed at the poker table? There's no rule against it.(Yes)
- If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed? We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.(Yes)
- Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics? As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.(No)
- Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac? Cat's out of the bag.(Yes)
- Is an honest person allowed to play at the table? Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?(Yes)
- Is honesty the best policy? You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.(No)
- Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table? I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
- Having fun yet? Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.(No)
- Are you sure that this isn't a prison? Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.(No)
- Are those yours? Not sure what you're referring to.(No)
- Quick break, please? We haven't even started playing yet...(No)
- The table, are they, murder implements allowed? We do have a rule against it now.(No)
- Is this table an honerable place to play? Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.(No)
- Was Saskatchewan pleasant? It was lovely!(Yes)
- Was Peru pleasent too? I've heard that Peru is lovely too.(Yes)
- Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore? I do find that comforting.(Yes)
- Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers? Ideally, we would want to play with other people.(Yes)
- Know anyone else to play with instead? I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.(Yes)
- Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people? I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.(No)
- Are mosquitos dangerous? Not particularly.(No)
- Are mosquitoes dangerous? I don't think so.(No)
- Are mosquitoes embracing? They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.(Yes)
- Are mosquitoes ?E'E' stands for 'embracing'!(Yes)
- Am I annoying? A little bit... sorry.(Yes)
- Are poker players annoying? They keep taking all my money!(Yes)
- Should poker players be annoying? I'd prefer if they weren't.(No)
- Do robots play poker? Not that I know of.(No)
- Are robots annoying? They won't play poker with me...(Yes)
