Mini 57 - Office Space Mafia GAME OVER

[korais666]

Never mind, the town can't either. So if there were 2 mafiosos left it would be sort of a stalemate unless there was a no lynch.

[Cynical]

Oh, JereIC you've melted me' old heart.
You see, I am no longer a filling clerk. I am now a SK! I admit it.
Everything I have said has been a clever charade to keep me out of the public's eye, to manuever meself into a position to kill you all.

But, your kind post has made me reveal myself.

[korais666]

Alright, so... if we kill Cynical, the mafia wins. If we kill the mafia, Cynical wins. If we hit the other townie that isn't me, it could go either way. If we kill me, it could go either way.

Wow, this sucks.

[JereIC]

Heh, I think Cynical is joking.

Again, I may be horribly, horribly, horribly wrong.

[JereIC]

Cynical, you are just joking, correct?

I'm beginning to think we should all just claim roles now, and see which one doesn't stack up. What do the rest of y'all think?

[Cynical]

No, I am not joking.
(Has my web of deception worked that well? I am floored.)

On day one, I decided to investigate someone as the Filing Thingy. However, I went insane instead and became the SK.

Vote Cynical

[JereIC]

Hold a sec, no one else vote for Cynical. I've got a long post coming.

[korais666]

Wait... you... want to lose? I'm confused. If we kill you, you do not win. The mafia would win instead. Why are you voting for yourself?

[JereIC]

We can still win this game, but we need to lynch mafia today. I'll just come out and say this,

I'm Milton.

I was charged with finding my red stapler. Each night, I chose someone, and if they had my stapler, I'd become a vigelante and they'd be spared. However, if they didn't, I'd torch them. Night one I chose Tigris, who didn't have it, and night 2 I chose Mikehart, who did have it. Now I'm a vigelante; I can kill someone tonight, and if we lynch the last mafioso today, I can off Cynical. I think since I've already stated I'm Milton, if anyone believes I'm still evil, despite only killing one person (sorry Tigris!), then have Cynical target me tonight (and I him).

This of course means that either Scalebane or korias666 is the last scum. I'd like to hear claims from both of you.

[korais666]

Doesn't the same still apply if we kill Cynical today, then you kill the last mafioso?

[JereIC]

Doesn't the same still apply if we kill Cynical today, then you kill the last mafioso?

The thing is, we know who the last SK is. I'd prefer to have a known scum to kill tonight than to try and guess who the last mafioso is. If we lynched a townie today, it would still be possible to win, by Cynical and the mafia killing each other, and me targetting one or the other. However, if we lynch Cynical now and I kill the townie tonight, maifa wins. As such, I'd like to know that we lynched the mafia today. In theory, it wouldn't matter who we killed first, but I feel a lot more comfortable about targetting Cynical tonight than second-guessing on mafia.

Either way, we need to figure out who the mafia is before we go to night.

[Cynical]

What are these horrible accusations against me? Are you calling me a "scum"? How very rude. I demand an apology.

And if I don't get one, I shall VOTE for you.

[JereIC]

I'm so sorry! I don't mean "scum" as an insult or name-calling. I use it to mean people with anti-town roles (mafia, serial killers, etc.), and it's nothing personal at all. I even call myself scum in games when I'm anti-town (like in Mini 44, and how I was scum in this game until night 2). Again, I apologize for insulting you, and I'll try to avoid using potentially mean terms for the rest of this game.

[Cynical]

*cough cough*

JereIC I have been in 5+ games, so I do know that scum is not an offensive term. I was, yet again, joking--




Enjoy the game, and I apologize for misleading you.

[JereIC]

Touché.

FOS: Scalebane

that is mighty close to a vote, as he hasn't said much about this endgame except for his (I believe) misguided No Lynch vote.

[JereIC]

Was it something I said? *sniffs armpits*

[Scalebane]

I am sorry about being such an inactive poster, but I don't believe that I have much to contribute. I am also wondering: how are we sure which SK's are truly pro-town nd which are not? I really am not quite sure about which of you to trust. Also, I do not doubt your roleclaim JereIC, but am a little suspicious of that of Cynical. Do we have any proof he actually turned SK? I mean, it would be fairly easy for the mafia to simply say "I am the inspector" and then claim to turn into an sk later on. It really doesn't require any information or skill the mafia doesn't have.

[korais666]

I think the "buried in paper" was hinting at the filing clerk. I'm not sure why Milton would have vigilante powers once getting his stapler back, though. That seems somewhat illogical to me.

[JereIC]

I think the "buried in paper" was hinting at the filing clerk. I'm not sure why Milton would have vigilante powers once getting his stapler back, though. That seems somewhat illogical to me.

Sorry, I glossed over that in my claim. I got a motivational note night one, which would make me turn into a vigelante if I ever turned sane (before, I'd just turn into a townie). I'm assuming that was Issac as Peggy.

[Darkblade]

Don't make me make a deadline. I don't like deadlines.

[Scalebane]

Here is how I see things:
1 Mafia
1 Townie
1 Pro-town Vig
1 Anti-town Vig

We lynch mafia today, and the town wins. I am tired of being held up in this mini, so I will go ahead and give up.

I am mafia

. Yeah. You read that right.

Vote Scalebane

. I am the big boss man. The godfather equivalent. And I am not joking.

[JereIC]

Here is how I see things:
1 Mafia
1 Townie
1 Pro-town Vig
1 Anti-town Vig

We lynch mafia today, and the town wins. I am tired of being held up in this mini, so I will go ahead and give up.

I am mafia

. Yeah. You read that right.

Vote Scalebane

. I am the big boss man. The godfather equivalent. And I am not joking.

I've been leaning in that direction lately.

Vote: Scalebane

[korais666]

yeah, this game has been going on long enough

vote: scalebane

[korais666]

I don't mean to be pushy, but it's been 4 days, and we've had 3 votes on Scalebane for quite a while.

[JereIC]

He ha said he'd be gone until today, right? He's probably going to rest some before jumping onto mafiascum (I know I always rest when I get back from a trip, worry about online later). I don't think we're gonig to get an update until tonight.