Mafiascum.net

Sixty wrote:

~kanyeknowsbest~

Welcome to Mafia Pinnipedum. You are

Tarhalindur, Walruthotep over Mafia

. Most Old Ones would simply destroy this whole game before it starts, but you prefer to use subterfuge to drive your hapless foes to madness first. As the alpha predator in this game, you see little harm in playing with your food before showing them the darkness of the abyss…

You are a

Real Seal Vanilla

. These are your abilities.

Whispered Words of Ruin:

You may speak with the members of your faction at any time here.

Glittering Ivory Tusks:

At Night one member of your team may perform the factional kill. Your kill flavor is "

devoured

".

One Thousand Forms:

As a faction, your team has access to the abilities below. Use of these abilities will change your role flip from Vanilla to include whichever abilities you use. If you are prevented from using an ability, the use of the ability is wasted. You may not under any circumstance perform two actions at once, including the factional kill.
*

The Dweller in Darkness

- Twice during the game, a member of your faction may choose to Hide behind another player, potentially creeping them way the heck out in the process. If you hide behind someone who is not a

Seallager

, you will die.
*"Howler in the Dark" - Twice during the game, a member of your faction may open a QuickTopic with any other player for general sadistic purposes. You may communicate with that player for as long as you both live. If the same player chooses to Neighborize twice, they will receive a separate QuickTopic per target.
*

The Curse of Nephren-Ka

- Twice during the game, a member of your faction may prevent a player's action from succeeding. Neither man nor seal can stop your inexorable will.
*

The Sorrow of Search

- Twice during the game, a member of your faction may stalk a player to find out who, if anyone, they target that Night.

You win when the

Real Seals

are the only faction remaining in the game, or nothing can prevent the same.

We suppose you'll want a safeclaim, so.

~kanyeknowsbest~

Welcome to Mafia Pinnipedum. You are the

Cirque du Sealeil

, a group of acrobats highly inspired by street performance. You perform daring and strenuous feats of dexterity and strength high in the air and deep inside water tanks, but the one constant is that you always have a handler ready to feed you a fish after every trick. You get

very

fickle if your contract isn't followed to the letter in this regard.

You are a

Vanilla Seallager

. You have no special abilities.

[or specify your own special abilities and role title]

You win when all threats to the

Seallagers

are removed from the game.

Please confirm by replying to this PM with your alignment. We wish you the best of luck.

Please confirm by replying to this PM with your alignment. We wish you the best of luck.

Sixty wrote:

~walked into a club~

Welcome to Mafia Pinnipedum. You are

wet seal

, the retail clothing chain… which, yes, is named after a model in a bathing suit that apparently looked like a wet seal. True story. Bringing the worst of self-serving capitalism and Aryan supremacy to bear in this game, you see no reason to believe that you can't wipe out all the seals that stand in your way and then run their whole ecosystem into the ground to make sure they can't come back.

You are a

Real Seal Vanilla

. These are your abilities.

If Your Single, So Am I:

You may speak with the members of your faction at any time here.

Eff You Cee Kay Ohh Eff Eff:

At Night one member of your team may perform the factional kill. Your kill flavor is "became a jacket". (or coat, or boots, etc.)

Supply Chain:

As a faction, your team has access to the abilities below. Use of these abilities will change your role flip from Vanilla to include whichever abilities you use. If you are prevented from using an ability, the use of the ability is wasted. You may not under any circumstance perform two actions at once, including the factional kill.
*Hide (from Protesters) - Twice during the game, a member of your faction may choose to Hide behind another player (no doubt pointing and saying "look over there!"). If you hide behind someone who is not a

Seallager

, you will die.
*Press Release - Twice during the game, a member of your faction may open a QuickTopic with any other player. You may communicate with that player for as long as you both live. If the same player chooses to Neighborize twice, you will receive a separate QuickTopic per target.
*Screw the Rules, I Have Money - Twice during the game, a member of your faction may use well-paid lobbyists prevent a player's action from succeeding.
*Market Research - Twice during the game, a member of your faction may have a player take a phone survey to find out who, if anyone, they target that Night.

You win when the

Real Seals

are the only faction remaining in the game, or nothing can prevent the same.

We suppose you'll want a safeclaim, so.

~walked into a club~

Welcome to Mafia Pinnipedum. You are a representative from

Sealk Road

, the under

ground

water fish market on the Internet. Plenty of electronic coinage has passed under your gleaming eyes over the years as blubberballs all over the world buy and sell services they can't get anywhere else. Why, for just a flipper full of gold, you can introduce someone to a man with a club, or a harpoon for a little extra… However, in this game, it appears that you'll need to maintain a sunny public image, so… perhaps that should stay on the down low.

You are a

Vanilla Seallager

. You have no special abilities.

[or specify your own special abilities and role title]

You win when all threats to the

Seallagers

are removed from the game.

Please confirm by replying to this PM with your alignment. As a hydra, we request that you send your confirmations individually. We wish you the best of luck.

Please confirm by replying to this PM with your alignment. As a hydra, we request that you send your confirmations individually. We wish you the best of luck.

Sixty wrote:

~Selkies~

Welcome to Mafia Pinnipedum. You are

SEAL Team Six

, the top-class American special forces unit. You could kill off everyone in this game almost instantly, given that you use more ammunition than the entire Marine Corps in a comparable length of time. However, your goal in this game is to capture your victims and then "extract" information from them about how best to disrupt Iceland's seal economy. Frigging communist Icelanders.

You are a

Real Seal Vanilla

. These are your abilities.

Radio Comms:

You may speak with the members of your faction at any time here.

Pre-Emptive Counter-Terrorism:

At Night one member of your team may perform the factional kill. Your kill flavor is "detained".

DoD Toy Box:

As a faction, your team has access to the abilities below. Use of these abilities will change your role flip from Vanilla to include whichever abilities you use. If you are prevented from using an ability, the use of the ability is wasted. You may not under any circumstance perform two actions at once, including the factional kill.
*Stealth Ops - Twice during the game, a member of your faction may choose to Hide behind another player (perhaps also in a cardboard box). If you hide behind someone who is not a

Seallager

, you will die.
*Establish Contact - Twice during the game, a member of your faction may open a feed (a QuickTopic) with any other player. You may communicate with that player for as long as you both live. If the same player chooses to Neighborize twice, you will receive a separate QuickTopic per target.
*Knock Out - Twice during the game, a member of your faction may prevent a player's action from succeeding with a punch to the head.
*Surveillance - Twice during the game, a member of your faction may keep watch on a player to find out who, if anyone, they target that Night.

You win when the

Real Seals

are the only faction remaining in the game, or nothing can prevent the same.

We suppose you'll want a safeclaim, so.

~Selkies~

Welcome to Mafia Pinnipedum. You are a

Safety Seal

! Almost trivially removed by children but the most stalwart guardian against adults, you are the warden of health and freshness in everyone's cabinet. As long as you're around, you'll do your best to prevent your slippery friends from coming to grief...

You are a

Vanilla Seallager

. You have no special abilities.

[or specify your own special abilities and role title]

You win when all threats to the

Seallagers

are removed from the game.

Please confirm by replying to this PM with your alignment. As a hydra, we request that you send your confirmations individually. We wish you the best of luck.

Please confirm by replying to this PM with your alignment. As a hydra, we request that you send your confirmations individually. We wish you the best of luck.

Sixty wrote:

~Kazekirimaru~

Welcome to Mafia Pinnipedum. You are

Sealrius

, the Dog Star. While that nickname may seem odd to some, given that you're a bit more marine than your average canine, the truth is that you've wanted to be the brightest star in the sky ever since you were a pup. Come on you namesake of new radio waves, come on you flipper, you swimmer, you diver, and shine!

You are a

Seallager Mason Nightposter

. These are your abilities.

Sealestial Body:

You may quaver with the music of the spheals here at any time. You know that the players you can speak to in this thread are also

Seallagers

.

Sealrius XM:

As many times as you like during the Night phase, you may PM the moderators with a message you would like broadcast to the thread.

You win when all threats to the

Seallagers

are removed from the game.

Please confirm by replying to this PM with your alignment. We wish you the best of luck.

Sixty wrote:

~penguin_alien~

Welcome to Mafia Pinnipedum. You are

Sealturn

, the sixth planet of the sealar system. The Big Bang liked you, so it decided it had better put a ring on you. An acquaintance of elementary-schoolers all over, you have plenty of people watching for your guidance and heroism.

You are a

Seallager Mason

. This is your ability.

Sealestial Body:

You may quaver with the music of the spheals here at any time. You know that the players you can speak to in this thread are also

Seallagers

.

You win when all threats to the

Seallagers

are removed from the game.

Please confirm by replying to this PM with your alignment. We wish you the best of luck.

Sixty wrote:

~The Purple Plague~

Welcome to Mafia Pinnipedum. You are a

Sealial Killer

, and you're

really

happy to be here. See, you're willing to eat j u s t about anything, and lo! twelve other fools are swimming around you! You don't even care just

what

these flippered foodstuffs surrounding you are per se, because this is the ocean, and

everything tastes like fish

.

On the plus side, your psychotic giggle-barks are kind of adorable.

You are a

Seallager Compulsealve Vigsealante

. This is your ability.

Order Carnivora:

During each Night you must select a player for you to attack and kill. Your kill flavor is "devoured". Note that even though eating is involved, this isn't

nom

; this is sealling. There are

rules

. Specifically, you must choose to kill someone every Night; if you do not, you will attempt to chase your own tail and succeed, and it will be gruesome.

You win when all threats to the

Seallagers

are removed from the game.

Please confirm by replying to this PM with your alignment. As a hydra, we request that you send your confirmations individually. We wish you the best of luck.

Sixty wrote:

~Lady Lambdadelta~

Welcome to Mafia Pinnipedum. You are

SuperBull, Man of Seal

. An alien from waters unknown, you are a hero and protector of the (North) American (Continental Shelf) Way. Faster than a speeding bullet and able to leap icebergs in a single bound, you are canonically invincible to pretty much everything. Except nooses.

You are a

Seallager One-Shot Bulletproof

. This is your ability.

The Tom Sealleck Effect:

Once during the game, if someone tries to kill you, you will frighten them off with your extremely impressive whiskers.

You win when all threats to the

Seallagers

are removed from the game.

Please confirm by replying to this PM with your alignment. We wish you the best of luck.

Sixty wrote:

~Garmr~

Welcome to Mafia Pinnipedum. You are

Club Seal

, a fine establishment dedicated to allowing young sealtizens to engage in youthful pursuits in a safe environment with tasteful music and lighting. While the name may appear off-putting, you insist that you have not once reported an injury to the pinniped police - in fact, local law enforcement is generally not found in your vicinity.

You are a

Vanilla Seallager

. You have no special abilities.

You win when all threats to the

Seallagers

are removed from the game.

Please confirm by replying to this PM with your alignment. We wish you the best of luck.

Sixty wrote:

~Does Bo Know~

Welcome to Mafia Pinnipedum. You are a

Seal Ion

, capable of balancing all manner of magnetically charged items on your nose. You are well-known for your positive attitude, which is extreme enough that some people think you're unbalanced. It was never your intent to be such a polarizing figure, though. You'll probably be much better off when you find your life partner, Cat Ion.

You are a

Vanilla Seallager

. You have no special abilities.

You win when all threats to the

Seallagers

are removed from the game.

Please confirm by replying to this PM with your alignment. We wish you the best of luck.

Sixty wrote:

~Plum~

Welcome to Mafia Pinnipedum. You are a

Seal of Approval

, a smiling soul that loves the [+1] button more than anything. Considering that violence takes second place on your list of loves, being able to vote to lynch someone makes Mafia the perfect game!

You are a

Vanilla Seallager

. You have no special abilities.

You win when all threats to the

Seallagers

are removed from the game.

Please confirm by replying to this PM with your alignment. We wish you the best of luck.

Sixty wrote:

~Debonair Danny DiPietro~

Welcome to Mafia Pinnipedum. You are the 1st Marqués de Dalí de Pubol, commonly known as

Sealvador Dalí

. Wild, crazy, and eccentric - and that's without talking about your paintings - you promise to add an element of unrestrained madness to this game. But really, people should figure that out pretty quickly from the fact that you're the only person in the game to bring their pet ocelot with them.

Yes, you are a seal with a pet ocelot. No comment on which of you is cuter.

You are a

Vanilla Seallager

. You have no special abilities.

You win when all threats to the

Seallagers

are removed from the game.

Please confirm by replying to this PM with your alignment. We wish you the best of luck.

Sixty wrote:

~Smudger~

Welcome to Mafia Pinnipedum. You are the

Sphinxeal

, guardian of the seas… of sand. Staring out into the vast desert, you lay waiting to ask heroes what rolls on no legs in the morning, swims on no legs in the day, and walks on two legs and its belly in the evening.

You are a

Vanilla Seallager

. You have no special abilities.

You win when all threats to the

Seallagers

are removed from the game.

Please confirm by replying to this PM with your alignment. We wish you the best of luck.

Sixty wrote:

~Natirasha~

Welcome to Mafia Pinnipedum. You are a

Wax Seal

, a very distinctive character that makes sure to get the last word. Your voice and your vote carry the sense of immutable authority; however, you have a tendency to get a thumb pressed into your face.

You are a

Vanilla Seallager

. You have no special abilities.

You win when all threats to the

Seallagers

are removed from the game.

Please confirm by replying to this PM with your alignment. We wish you the best of luck.