Fate wrote:My stances on Reaper have been made clear. In contrast to Benmage I think that Ben's motivations are far more cult-like than Reaper's. I was just producing a wagon counter to Reaper's for all those unhappy with that wagon.
I want everyone in the town to play a game. It's called "Read Fate's ISO pages five and six." Look at that ReaperCharlie hate. There's wagons, there's ragecaps, the works. Then look at his case on Benmage. Whoops! That's not actually a thing! Because he says FUCK ALL about Benmage, and his posts before that suggest that he thinks Benmage is an investigator (particularly his fears that Benmage will still murder him tonight).
The ReaperCharlie case was starting to look delicious. I figured I owed it to him to at least do an involved wagon analysis to assuage my doubts about it's dubious beginnings before I voted for him. I was about to dig in - and suddenly here's Fate with the switcheroo. He's selling us bullshit and telling us it's ice cream cake. But I went to Dairy Queen and wouldn't you know it, they don't have any Benmage Cult there. And the really goddamn weird thing is, Fate had just spent two pages of ISO telling us about this great RC Cult cake that actually WAS cake.
So I was thinking - why?
The answer sounds a little insane, but hear me out. I think RC and Fate are scumbuddies.
ISO 94, Fate pings RC. He hits a lot of people on that list. Scuffles with RC a bit, and then votes in
ISO 101. I especially love the line "well if you're gonna make it VIABLE", or, as I chose to interpret it, "well if you're gonna HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR MY FAKE SUSPICION."
Fate 112 wrote:How many times has Reaper said "I LOVE THIS POST" to people? I bet every single one (sans one or two, NOPOINT'S in particular felt forced as NOPOINT didn't really make ag reat first impression) of his early ones are CONFTOWN on a ReaperScumFlip.
For posterity.
ISO 123, Fate hops over to Plum because of history involving another game that he thinks will look plausible. Unfortunately, we call him out on it and in
ISO 127 he's back on.
And Fate plays the part well. So well, in fact, that when he first switched to Benmage I figured a Fate scumflip would confirm Reaper as town. But then I realized that a.) that's exactly the effect Fate knows a strong case like this would have and b.) that still doesn't explain why he switched.
Let's look at that beautiful switch, shall we?
Here's Fate's last post on Reaper, ISO 148. He's still on the Reaper wagon as hard as ever. It's currently sitting at L-5. But then, something happens. Something
magicial.
Furpants_Tom's 1446.
That right there is a delicious, wonderful post. That's the post that put me firmly in the Reaper-is-cult camp. And it put him to L-4. About a page later, Wraith puts him to L-3.
This wagon is out of Fate's control, now. And if Fate was being truthful about his suspicion on RC, that'd be awesome! This day has gone on far too long (Fate expressed a desire to finish D1 in less than 50 pages) and look, that guy you spent dozens of posts calling for the lynch of is getting lynched. This is NOT awesome if Fate and RC are scumbuddies, though, because then Fate no longer has control over the wagon. He's gotta hit the brakes or this bus is gonna go all the way.
Guess which one happens?
Fate wrote:Unvote
Vote: Benmage
I will have a rally-esque post tonight on why this is the best move. What kind of rally?
The Rally to Restore Sanity
It will be epic.
It will be awe-inspiring.
And most of all, it will be convincing.
RC nay-sayers look out, the real alternate viable is coming tonight to a forum near you.
Peace, I'm on my way to the actual rally to prepare the mood.
Poor Fate. You're going to the rally, so you don't have the time to push this counter-wagon! As a compromise, he makes sure to immediately unvote and loudly proclaim that a counter-wagon is coming. This pretty much stops the RC wagon in it's tracks. Here's the thing, though -
why the hemorrhaging fuck
are you looking to create a viable alternative to the RC wagon? If you think the people wagoning RC are town, then the people on the sidelines have a lot of scum in their ranks. Why exactly are you appealing to THEM?
A lot of people (myself included, before this Benmage fiasco) had Fate on their townlists. If Benmage didn't murder him, well golly gee, Fate had a decent chance of making it to endgame. That would be why he tried to disarm the knife pointing at his heart with
1516. I don't understand why everyone thinks that 1516 is a good case. It's bringing up a bunch of old shit from the days when Fate's read was "Ben is a town clown." The same posts that first lead Fate to believe he had to stop Benmage murdering him suddenly read cult. It tries too hard.
But I mean...ReaperCharlie? Who the hell is that guy? He's gone - and golly gee, what a good time to not show up so Fate can tactfully ignore your existence as long as possible. But hey, no one is talking about RC, so GAWSH I guess we gotta lynch Benmage now huh?
No. We are hopping the fuck back on the ReaperCharlie wagon. Fate, if you're actually a townie, you're coming with. Your Benmage case is skeevy as hell and Ben is much, much less likely cult than RC. The fact that as town you'd have to not see this makes me think the chance is kinda slim, but there you go.
Let's roll, kids.
Vote:ReaperCharlie
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