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Post Post #1675 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:10 pm

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NO, I PROMISE I'M A CUDDLEFISH. COME OVER HERE! I PROMISE I WILL NOT MURDER YOU!
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Post Post #1676 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:12 pm

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Sorry! :D Im allergic to fish~
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Post Post #1677 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:14 pm

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Daykill: MrSuave.


I should've done this ages ago.
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Post Post #1678 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:15 pm

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So, MPR.

You were copped as 3rd party IIRC. Theoretically there may be a mafia-type lurking out there. Anything you got to help find him?
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Post Post #1679 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:17 pm

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Lynch the playerlist in alphabetical order.
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Post Post #1680 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:17 pm

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Papa Zito. Do you really think they would have opted out of killing someone three nights in a row if there were a mafia left??

...I seriously don't think "Well they could be mind fucking us.." applies here ....:|
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Post Post #1681 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:19 pm

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HAH! WIFOM! MIDNIGHT IS SCUM! DIEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Post Post #1682 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:21 pm

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...its not wifom...get out of doge :(

How else do you want to explain no deaths threenights in a row...:/....It cant be because everyone and there mother targeted the same person...
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Post Post #1683 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:21 pm

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I'm entertaining protection/roleblock/forgot possibilities here.

If there's scum left lurking about, I'd much rather lynch them than bang my head on an MPR wall. I don't care if he wins as long as we do too.

BTW, MrSuave, can you clear anyone else atm?
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Post Post #1684 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:30 pm

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Well Papa Zito...do you really think a Mafia team of two with diddin/??? would let diddin send in the kill when he was accused of being the Wrencher, however small and insignificant it may have seemed, when the other could have done so and got a kill in?

Or do you think the last one is a chicken shit and is afraid to kill off anyone for fear of Mr.Sauve and his suave-e-ness?

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Post Post #1685 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:32 pm

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Welp this isn't gonna last long.
Unvote, vote: MPR


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Post Post #1686 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:33 pm

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*face plam* *points once again as sausages* *points at Naughty Sorceress' last form* *points at dead people full of sausages*
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Post Post #1687 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:39 pm

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So...are you saying the Wrench kills were the mafia? And the Sausage kills were third party Mr.Suave?
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Post Post #1688 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:40 pm

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STOP IGNORING MY DRAMATIC GAME FINISH.
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Post Post #1689 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:40 pm

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^_^
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Post Post #1690 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:41 pm

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Day Seven Final Vote Count

MehPlusRawr (5)
- Midnight's Sorrow, MrSuave, Papa Zito, nevermind, MehPlusRawr


Not Voting (3)
- Grimmy, SharkFinn, d3x

With eight votes in play, five votes are required to lynch.

Deadline falls on Saturday July 17 at 18:57 UTC.


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Today was no different from yesterday. You still want MehPlusRawr dead, and the fact that he has now transformed into a giant sausage won't change that.
Despite him not having a neck, you tie a rope around his sausagey form in an attempt to hang him.


MehPlusRawr:
You'll never kill me! I'm a Cuddlefish- er, a Cuttlefish! I'm invincible!

Midnight's Sorrow:
You don't LOOK like a Cuttlefish. You look more like a sorceress. And a mighty naughty one at that. After all, I've been entrapping you inside a sphere of sauce for the past couple of nights, making it impossible for you to kill anyone! You have to be the killer!

Papa Zito:
We concur. MehPlusRawr should be the one to die today.

SharkFinn:
I most certainly agree. I've seen him when he's sleeping, and I've seen when he's awake. I've seen the naughty things he's done and I'm scared for my own sake!

d3x:
I may not be the best one to be speaking, but I think that MPR is indeed a bad man.

Grimmy:
Has anyone seen my tutu?
Oh yeah, and I agree that MPR is naughty. Can we get this done already?

nevermind:
*Flicks his cigar on MehPlusRawr*
It's time to finish this.

MehPlusRawr:
You really think you can defeat me? I'M THE GODDAMNED SORCERESS!

MehPlusRawr, the now self-admitted Naughty Sorceress, begins to summon up a storm. A saber-toothed lime grabs d3x by the spleen. Papa Zito is tackled by an angry goat, and nevermind is pinned by a mosquito. A levitating potato entangles Grimmy, and a barrrnacle comes out of nowhere to attach itself to SharkFinn's face.


MehPlusRawr:
Take THIS! And THAT, too!

Midnight's Sorrow:
I will protect the secrets of the Ancient Brotherhood of Gravymakers. My saucery will defeat you!

MehPlusRawr:
That seems unlikely, considering the circumstances.

Midnight's Sorrow summons a wave of sauce, and MehPlusRawr summons a wave of sausages to meet it. Neither is able to overcome the other, until...


MrSuave:
*Wave*


MrSuave comes flying out of the sky like a Millennium Falcon ready to save the day. He uses his prism to magnify the sun's light and shoot laser beams into MPR's eyes. Distracted, the Sorceress's concentration and her wave of sausages falters, and is quickly overwhelmed by the torrential sauce.


MehPlusRawr:
NOOOO! I CANNOT DIE! I WILL LIVE FOREV-
*Gurgle*


The Naughty Sorceress is quickly consumed by the tide and roasted alive.

When the sauce thins, you can see the Sorceress laying on the ground, finally dead. Her familiars back off, and you all gather around her dead body.


Papa Zito:
Well Midnight, it looks like you really shriveled
his
sausage.

MehPlusRawr - Naughty Sorceress
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Form-changing Serial Killer
- Became a very saucy sausage day seven.


Grimmy - Azazel
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- Survived to become a talented ballet dancer day seven.

SharkFinn - Crimbomination
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Townie
- Sang comforting Crimbo carols to everyone in the endgame.

MrSuave - King Ralph XI
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Modified Hated Townie
- Was released from his prism and finally got to talk day seven.

Midnight's Sorrow - Gorgonzola the Sauceror
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Jailkeeper
- Successfully safeguarded the secrets of the sauce.

nevermind - The Man
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Neighbor
- Brought his frat orcs to an easy victory against the hippies on the mysterious island of mystery after the departure of The Big Wisniewski day seven.

d3x - Your Nemesis
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- Was finally forgiven by the hero after saving the town.

Papa Zito - The Council of Loathing
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- Was replaced by the King after finally being useful for the first time ever. Ironic, isn't it?


TOWN WINS!
(Grimmy, SharkFinn, MrSuave, MagnaofIllusion, TheLoneWolf, dramonic, Midnight's Sorrow, MyLifeIsJustin, bv310, Deer, Dr. Robotnik, d3x, Papa Zito, easjo682 and Benmage)
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Post Post #1691 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:07 pm

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Congratulations town. Role PMs, and Quick Topics will be posted shortly. :p. Questions, comments, rants?
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Post Post #1692 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:09 pm

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YAY TOWN!
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Post Post #1693 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:18 pm

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And a powerful combination of sauce and sunlight winz the day! 8-)

Epic~
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Post Post #1694 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:38 pm

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Roles:


You are
Gorgonzola the Sauceror
. You are also the head of the League of chef-Magi. You are in this town for one reason: to protect the secrets of the Ancient Brotherhood of the Gravymakers. If killing the mafia helps you keep those secrets safe, then the mafia has to go.

(A) Elemental Saucesphere:
Each night you may cast an Elemental Saucesphere on a player other than yourself. This will cause all night actions going to and from that player to fail.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

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You are
Boris the Seal Clubber
. You are one of the people who shaped the Kingdom into what it is today. Whether or not you should be thanked for this is still up for grabs. You came back down from the frigid Northlands in search of better seal clubbing grounds, but instead found yourself in the middle of a war. At least this will give you a chance to brush up on your clubbing skills.

(A) Pulverize:
Each night you may club a player other than yourself into bits. This will turn them into twinkly powder, killing them. Your kill flavour is "Had his fate sealed."

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

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You are
Gunther the Turtle Tamer
. You are also the head of the Brotherhood of the Smackdown. You've been a coward all your life, but have decided that this shall no longer be the case. Instead, you've taken a vow to assist others in their quests for cowardice.

(A) Astral Shell:
Each night you may cast Astral Shell on a player other than yourself. This will protect them from one kill attempt for that night only. A second or third kill attempt will still go through the shell, however.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

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You are
Sneaky Pete the Disco Bandit
. You are one of the people who shaped the Kingdom into what it is today. Whether or not you should be thanked for this is still up for grabs. Despite your dishonest nature, you really want to save everyone from the evil mafia. Haha, just kidding. You're just here because you think that you can grab some loot in the confusion.

(A) Pickpocket:
Each night you may pick the pocket a player other than yourself. You will receive an item the next morning which will give you a clue as to the role of that player.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

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You are
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, king of the Kingdom of Loathing. You can tell people to do anything you want, even jump off a bridge, and they have to do it! It's too bad you're stuck in a sound-proof prism, or life would be so much easier.

(P) Imprismed:
Since you're stuck in a sound-proof prism, no one can hear you whisper, talk, or even scream. You can't speak, and can only post votes, emotes, and action statements such as *Flail*, *Wave at <Player>*, and *Twiddle thumbs*. If you are unsure whether or not you are allowed to post something, ask first. Breaking this restriction can result in punishment as harsh as a modkill.

(P) Beloved King:
If you are lynched, the town will realize how stupid they are for lynching their king and will spend the night throwing jawbreakers, bricks and other hard things at each other. This means that the night phase following your lynch will be skipped, but everyone will be given a random post restriction for that day.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

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You are
The Man
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(P) It's a Small Island After All:
Each night you can talk to that hippy freak Wisniewski accross the island, who is the head of the hippies. You have to wear a face mask to avoid taking
stench damage
from his urine-stained robe, though.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

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You are
The Big Wisniewski
, leader of the war hippies on The Mysterious Island of Mystery, man. Your hippies are in a war with those annoying frat orcs.

(P) It's a Small Island After All:
Each night you can talk to that
sleazy
Man accross the island, who is the head of the frat orcs. Wear your purple sunglasses when you meet with him, though; that guy has an aura of
sleaze
about him.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

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You are the
Pretentious Artist
. You are on the prowl for the perfect model with the perfect outfit. That pose! That spirit! Of course, you're more than happy to pay your subjects back with tattoos.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

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You are the
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; the horrible beast made of various Crimbo elves. You are also the saviour of Crimbo and the bringer of all things radioactive and mutated to the little adventurers across the land. Ho ho ho, merry Crimbo!

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

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You are
Your Father
. No. No! That's not true! That's impossible! Sadly, your feelings know it to be true. You left your memoirs to your son and/or daughter the hero to find the treasured MacGuffin. For some reason you forgot to mention that you have already found it and never returned.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

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u r
Baron Rof L'm Fao
, Baron of teh Orc Chasm. you are leet lol. some hero came thru teh gates and u gave him mad skillz yo. now he needs more skillz to beet the bad guyz tho. LOL! what a n00b. u need to help him out or he will get pwnt fast lol.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

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You are
Azazel
. You are the king of Hay Deze. You try to keep up an evil appearance, but it's hard when you keep leaving your fluffy pink plushies laying around.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

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Arrr. You arrre
Cap'm Carrronch
. You live forrr the life of Insult Beerrr Pong. You arrre undefeated so farrr, orrr you werrre beforrre that dastarrrdly herrro beat you at yourrr own game. Now you spend yourrr time filling yourrr book of insults with morrre insults. Even motherrrs arrren't safe, arrr.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

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You are
Your Nemesis
. You are the nemesis of all adventurers. You are a seal, a mariachi, and a ball of pasta. You are also a blob of sauce, a turtle poacher, and a collection of sound waves. Your purpose in life is to be killed by the hero, but you hope that if you help him just this once, he can see it in his heart to let you free.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

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You are
The Council of Loathing
. Yes, you are multiple people, and all of them are useless. All you do is assign quests for adventurers and twiddle your thumbs.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

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You are
Lord Spookyraven
, the undead owner of Spookyraven Manor. Years in the Spookyraven Manor have made you very cranky, and you're angry that your butler still isn't back with the silver fork for your pr0n cocktail. Your wine has turned into vinegar, and demons keep appearing in your chambers to give you pie. You're so angry that you want to kill everyone in a blind rage. It's too bad that all those years being dead have robbed you of all your powers.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

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You are
Don Pygoscelis
, Godfather of the penguin mafia. You keep your goons (and others) in line with your knee-capping skills. In fact, you have managed to gain influence over quite a few people this time.

(P) Slippery Penguin:
Your years of experience in the mafia have taught you that a slippery penguin is a safe penguin. Anybody trying to kill you will just slide right off your slippery self. Your neck still fits into a noose, though.

(P) Legitimate Businessman:
Your penguin goons will ensure that anyone who tries to investigate you will come up empty-handed. This means that any investigative roles targeting you will see you as your fakeclaim (see below). This includes trackers and watchmen as well as cops.

(F) Uncle P's Punishment:
Each night, your mafia group can choose to kill someone. Your kill flavour is "Had his knees broken."

Your mafia team is
XXXX
(Don Pygoscelis, Godfather),
XXXX
(Shifty, Malfunctioning Inventor),
XXXX
(Jarlsberg, Roleblocker), and
XXXX
(Penguin Grimacite Worker, Goon).
You can talk at night or during the confirmation phase here.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

You may claim the following role safely:
You are the
Hermit
, collector of worthless trinkets. People love you because you give out expensive and rare quest items for the price of something that they won't be using anyway. And you're probably senile. Yep, most definitely senile.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.
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You are
Shifty the Accordion Thief
. You are also the head of the Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts. You used to be relatively dishonest (about as honest as any other thief, really), but have been turned super dishonest by the Penguin Mafia and their offers of meat by the truckload. Now you work for the Don.

(A) Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric:
Each night you may sing this song to a player other than yourself. This will give them a random one-shot ability, but the ability will not function as intended. You will see the flaw in the invention (you designed it, after all), but the recipient will not.

(F) Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction:
Each night, your mafia group can choose to kill someone. Your kill flavour is "Had his eyes polk'd out."

Your mafia team is
XXXX
(Don Pygoscelis, Godfather),
XXXX
(Shifty, Malfunctioning Inventor),
XXXX
(Jarlsberg, Roleblocker), and
XXXX
(Penguin Grimacite Worker, Goon).
You can talk at night or during the confirmation phase here.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

You may claim the following role safely:
You are
Shifty the Accordion Thief
. You are also the head of the Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts. You used to be dishonest (about as dishonest as any other thief, really), but you now spend your time generously giving music to the party (in exchange for some meat and some alone time with the ladies, of course).

(A) Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric:
Each night you may sing this song to a player other than yourself. This will give them a random one-shot ability.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.
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You are
Jarlsberg the Pastamancer
. You are one of the people who shaped the Kingdom into what it is today. Whether or not you should be thanked for this is still up for grabs. You used to be a peaceful Pastamancer, but the penguin mafia have swayed you to their side with their enticing offers of all-you-can-eat pasta.

(A) Entangling Noodles:
Each night you may cast this spell on a player other than yourself. This will tangle them in a web of spaghetti, rending them unable to use their ability that night.

(F) Fearful Fettucini:
Each night, your mafia group can choose to kill someone. Your kill flavour is "Strangled."

Your mafia team is
XXXX
(Don Pygoscelis, Godfather),
XXXX
(Shifty, Malfunctioning Inventor),
XXXX
(Jarlsberg, Roleblocker), and
XXXX
(Penguin Grimacite Worker, Goon).
You can talk at night or during the confirmation phase here.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

You may claim the following role safely:
You are
Jarlsberg the Pastamancer
. You are one of the people who shaped the Kingdom into what it is today. Whether or not you should be thanked for this is still up for grabs. You intend to make your mistakes up to this town, however, by fending off the mafia with your Pastamancy.

(A) Entangling Noodles:
Each night you may cast this spell on a player other than yourself. This will tangle them in a web of spaghetti, rending them unable to use their ability that night.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.
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You are a
Penguin Grimacite Worker
. You spent your days in a hazmat suit just mining your own business (heh), until the Don called you up for an attack on Seaside Town. Now you run around following the Don's commands, whether you like it or not.

(F) Wrench in the Works:
Each night, your mafia group can choose to kill someone. Your kill flavour is "Had his life wrenched away."

Your mafia team is
XXXX
(Don Pygoscelis, Godfather),
XXXX
(Shifty, Malfunctioning Inventor),
XXXX
(Jarlsberg, Roleblocker), and
XXXX
(Penguin Grimacite Worker, Goon).
You can talk at night or during the confirmation phase here.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

You may claim the following role safely:
You are
Yossarian the Junkman
. You were a bombardier in the Air Force at one time, but now you live in a junkyard, keep getting your tools stolen by gremlins and wear an oil can on your head. Good career choice there.

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.
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You are the
Naughty Sorceress
, imprismer of King Ralph XI. You are also a giant meaty sausage on occasion. You were known for doing naughty things such as stealing grimacite and sending monsters out to kill unwary adventurers. You have heard about the mafia's recent infiltration of Seaside Town, and have decided to break all RPG tradition and are entering the front lines as the first enemy.

(A) Sausage Festival:
Each night, you must have a sausage party with another player. This will kill them in an embarrassing sausage-related manner. Your kill flavour changes each night, but it will always be a pun involving sausage. Feel free to submit a good pun if you think of one.

(P) Form Change:
You are the final boss, of course you have multiple forms! This ability will allow you to revive on your first death, whether that death be by lynch or kill. After you revive, you will lose this ability and gain the
Sausage Form
ability.

(P) Sausage Form (Inactive):
You have turned into your final form - a gigantic sausage! Your thick sausagey exterior is impenetrable to night-kills. The town will still be able to fit a noose around your fat sausage neck, though. You gain this ability after your first death.


You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.

You may claim the following role safely:
You are an
Astral spirit
. You've beaten the game, yaaay! But wait, in your rush to ascend you've forgotten that there's still monsters down there. You've got to go back! The first time you die, you can revive into a new body, and gain a new role.

(P) Ascension:
You retain your old identity as an adventurer, but you become something stronger, faster, and better. It's a shame that you come back at level one, though. You'd better get leveling!

You win when all other factions are eliminated and at least one person of your faction is alive, or when nothing can prevent the same from happening.
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Post Post #1695 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:40 pm

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Mod Notes:


Shifty the Malfunctioning Inventor's ability:

There is an equal (12.5%) chance of each of the following occurring:
  • Inspect (0%/Naive/Paranoid/Insane)
  • Protect (actually a block/paranoid inspection)
  • Kill (actually a protect)
  • Block (0%)
Sneaky Pete the Flavour Cop's ability:

When targeting each person, he will get:
  • Worthless Trinket
    from Don Pygoscelis
  • Dusty Accordion
    from Shifty the Accordion Thief
  • Pasta Spoon
    from Jarlsberg the Pastamancer
  • Grimacite Wrench
    from Penguin Grimacite Worker
  • Wand of Nagamar
    from Naughty Sorceress
  • Golden Saucepan
    from Gorgonzola the Sauceror
  • Seal Idol
    from Boris the Seal Clubber
  • Vial of Turtle Pheromones
    from Gunther the Turtle Tamer
  • A Letter
    from King Ralph XI
  • Homoerotic Paddle
    from The Man
  • "Special" Brownies
    from The Big Wisniewski
  • Dusty Bottle of Vinegar
    from Lord Spookyraven
  • Confetti
    from The Council of Loathing
  • Your Epic Armour
    from Your Nemesis
  • Pirate Book of Insults
    from Cap'm Caronch
  • Pink Unicorn
    from Azazel
  • 64735 Scroll
    from Baron Rof L'm Fao
  • Holy MacGuffin
    from Your Father
  • Misfit Dolly
    from Crimbomination
  • A Tattoo
    from Pretentious Artist
King Ralph XI the Modified Hated Townie's ability:

The King will add a passive ability to everyone when he is lynched. Each one has an equal chance of occurring to each player.
  • (P) Jazzy:
    Forced to speak with nothing but "~Jazz Hands~".
  • (P) Gothy:
    Forced to use one of the words agony, anguish, blackness, despair, fear, gloom, heart, loneliness, miasma, rain, soul, or torment in every sentence, as well as to type exclusively in italics. Three infractions will result in a loss of talking privileges for the day. You can still vote if this happens, though.
  • (P) Bruised Jaw:
    Forced to type with nothing but the letter M.
  • (P) The White Plague:
    Forced to type in white. Anyone who quotes you will also be afflicted with the plague.
  • (P) Wanged:
    Forced to post with proper grammar. Three infractions will result in a loss of talking privileges for the day. You can still vote if this happens, though.
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Post Post #1696 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:43 pm

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Night Actions:


Night one:

Valeo
,
Zhero
and
diddin
(Mafia)
kill
Dr. Robotnik (Townie)
.
Zhero (Malfunctioning Inventor)
gives
Chronopie (Townie)
a protect that is actually a block
.
MehPlusRawr (Serial Killer)
kills
dramonic (Doctor)
.
Midnight's Sorrow (Jailkeeper)
jails
Chronopie (Townie)
.
MagnaofIllusion (Vigilante)
kills
MyLifeIsJustin (Flavour Cop)
.
dramonic (Doctor)
protects
Benmage (Townie)
.
MyLifeIsJustin (Flavour Cop)
inspects no-one
.

Night two:

Valeo
,
Zhero
and
diddin
(Mafia)
kill
MagnaofIllusion (Vigilante)
.
Zhero (Malfunctioning Inventor)
gives
Papa Zito (Townie)
a kill that is actually a protect
.
MehPlusRawr (Serial Killer)
kills
Benmage (Townie)
.
Midnight's Sorrow (Jailkeeper)
jails
diddin (Mafioso)
.
MagnaofIllusion (Vigilante)
kills
easjo682 (Townie)
.

Night three:

Valeo
,
Zhero
and
diddin
(Mafia)
kill
TheLoneWolf (Neighbor)
.
Zhero (Malfunctioning Inventor)
gives
Valeo (Godfather)
an inspect that doesn't work
.
MehPlusRawr (Serial Killer)
kills
MagnaofIllusion (Vigilante)
.
Midnight's Sorrow (Jailkeeper)
jails
MrSuave (Hated Townie)
.
MagnaofIllusion (Vigilante)
kills
Zhero (Malfunctioning Inventor)
.

Night four:

diddin
(Mafia)
kills no-one
.
MehPlusRawr (Serial Killer)
kills
diddin (Mafioso)
.
Midnight's Sorrow (Jailkeeper)
jails
diddin (Mafioso)
.
Papa Zito (Townie)
kills (protects)
SharkFinn (Townie)
.

Night five:

MehPlusRawr (Serial Killer)
kills
Papa Zito (Townie)
.
Midnight's Sorrow (Jailkeeper)
jails
MehPlusRawr (Serial Killer)
.

Night six:

MehPlusRawr (Serial Killer)
kills no-one
.
Midnight's Sorrow (Jailkeeper)
jails
MehPlusRawr (Serial Killer)
.
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Post Post #1697 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:46 pm

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Whoever has a QT can post it or hold it as they wish.
The QT for the dead is here.
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Post Post #1698 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:56 pm

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Wow, nice town.

Well done Sorrow.
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Post Post #1699 (ISO) » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:06 pm

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:D

You're evil MPR, you killed me ;_;

Also, Suave deserves a scummy for this.
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