The Bullshit Retroactive Case I Have to Make Because I Promised TW and Nibbui: A Rhymed Mafia Masterpiece from MS's #1 MC,
From the concept album: "Don't claim a fucking PR as VT and then get mislynched and also suspect another townie the next day maybe you need a break from mafia christ what is your deal"
(Working Title)
Yo...yo...yo...
Check the mic
I hear there's muh-muh-mafia to be found
alright
alright
VERSE 1 (Pre-Entry):
On his first real read, he be weeblin and wobblin
Did you even see all that Nibbui that he be pocketin'
That ignorant type shit give me all kinds of hater thoughts
Shoved Nibbui in his pocket like Napoleon did Tater Tots
And I was wrong, it sucks, it happens that's okay doe
I stand by my vote like I be votin' for my Pedro
(24) (133)
Crowd chant:
Hey OHHHHHHHHH
Hey OHHHHHHHHH
Strong reads? Nah.
He be testing waters like a fish tank
Sittin' on the fence behind Dale, Bill, and Hank
(180)
Gribble, his dribble, looks like filler in a turkey
FoSing lurkers while he's all active lurking
(189)
Think we done? Nah, plenty more to see
Wants to lynch on policy on Page Fourteen
(346)
Hold up...That's fucked...Pass another Forty
Votes sort of more hormonal than a group of Four Teens
(346)
Same post: oh, lets lynch pink ball for bravado
Very next post: "I'm in that got[tem] mode"
(394)
Yo this ain't Gotham
But you're playing like a joker
I'm gonna make it rain hell on you...someone phone Al Roker
<<Bridge>>
He be sitting on fences, claiming vague roles
Wanna call him dense, but I don't hate though
But don't lie as town, that shit fucking mattered
Let me take another swing heyyyyyy batter batter
Verse 2 (The wagon):
This is where you fell, the Origin of Fail
Vote, but claim the wagon's dangerous like we on our way through the Oregon Trail
(1242)
"This wagon's bad", now I'm sunk if I put the wrong person's goose in the noose
But I could also be bussing? You set me up for lose-lose.
(1250)
The hell I'm supposed to do?
The hell I'm supposed to think?
You skate around this lynch like you go for gold on an ice rink
(1254)
So now you're renting out my head, paranoia in the the lease, shit
And if you want my thoughts at the time, check my damn thesis
(1276)
There, took your ass to school
And the next shit you did? Not fucking cool.
Verse 3 (The Claim)
You claim Village PR
But you didn't sit down, be HUMBLE
No Kendrick Lamar
We make mistakes, we all have vices
But don't claim town PR when you've been self-sacrificing
(1603)
An opaque claim, but a pretty clear lie
From my point of view, nothing to fear, right?
Yes you claimed
I know
You were very insistent
But that type of claim WAS NOT CONSISTENT
And if you had been honest about your role, I might have backed off, shit
But the context of your claim was the last nail in the coffin
Sure, you can say I wanted certain death
But remember I 180'd, with time, on Meph
In summary, in the future, maybe play less scummy
This song's for you, don't say I never gave you nothing.