Martyr Mafia - Game Over

[Lord Gurgi]

Votecount:

hp [leaves] --- 0 {None}
DrippingGoofball --- 2 {ortolan, MafiaSSK}
mykonian --- 0 {None}
ortolan --- 3 {DrippingGoofball, populartajo, Gorrad}
populartajo --- 0 {None}
SilverPhoenix --- 0 {None}
Indigo Heron --- 0 {None}
Mafia SSK --- 0 {None}
Gorrad --- 0 {None}
X --- 0 {None}
al_kohaulec --- 0 {None}

No Lynch (Communists) --- 0 {None}

Not Voting --- 6 {al_kohaulec, mykonian, Indigo Heron, hp [leaves], X, SilverPhoenix}

Sixth votes to lynch. The deadline is on the 14th at 4:00 PM PST.

The mod doesn't like no lynching.

[ortolan]

Woah woah woah. Gorrad just claimed Muslim? For reals?

I think that's all of them. We need mykonian and our other player(s) to vote DGB and we can burn these cretins!

[Gorrad]

I'm agnostic. You're not. Therefore, I vote for you. Am I missing a game mechanic here?

[ortolan]

I'm agnostic. You're not. Therefore, I vote for you. Am I missing a game mechanic here?

If you aren't lying (which I doubt) then yes, you are. Agnostics can no longer win until they are recruited (and their goal was never to kill cult leaders/recruits anyway, especially after one has died). So back to your shrine please.

[Indigo Heron]

vote: DGB

, because I don't like DGB's ruthless intimidation.

[DrippingGoofball]

Woah woah woah. Wait. Ortolan's claimed cult recruit? For reals?

Vote: Ortolan

Thank you Gorrad.

There may still be a place in heaven for you. Flattery does work wonders!

One thing that needs to be considered is that the Islamists know who the Jewish cult leader is. So when we give the go-ahead, we will anihilate them in short order.

[ortolan]

Sorry, you just outed your whole team. We haven't even gotten started voting for you

[DrippingGoofball]

Sorry, you just outed your whole team. We haven't even gotten started voting for you

You have outed your team, too, and you have fewer members.

Besides, we know your leader. That means we're way ahead.

[ortolan]

You have outed your team, too, and you have fewer members.

Incorrect. Most of them aren't even voting you yet

[DrippingGoofball]

Incorrect. Most of them aren't even voting you yet

There's you, your leader whom we know, and a third guy who counts for nothing after we kill your leader.

We don't need to know anything else!

[ortolan]

You don't need to know anything to lose

[DrippingGoofball]

You don't need to know anything to lose

I have to admit, this is my most fun and light-hearted game right now.

We Muslims have fabulous belly dancers and mathematics, but I have to reckon you Jews have klezmer appeal!

We'll see whether players prefer great music or alluring women...

[Gorrad]

So I have to choose a side? I choose DGB's. Frik, she and Tajo are the reasons I swapped in.

[populartajo]

The reasoning is in part based on our quicktopic. I can't post it without approval from the players on our team, some of whom aren't in the game anymore.

It is not guaranteed but it is very likely (hey, how many people alive can you identify as actually being in DGB's cult?)

myk I hope you are going to vote DGB soon

Ort, you have to explain this to me because Im really not getting it.

Also, Im obv not recruited yet. I assume DGB thinks Im going to keep loyal to her until the end but if you can prove this "they misrecruited three times" all agnostics will vote for the oiption that gives them more chances of winning.

If you cant prove it, then Im going to assume you are lying and still waiting for dgb's seven alpacas of pleasure.

[mykonian]

sorry orto of course I'm going to side with you, I'm your friend, right?

vote DGB

[hp [leaves]]

WHY I AM NOT RECRUITED >¦:-c(

ALL ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS >¦:-c(

[Indigo Heron]

I propose that to really make this game

fun

, we should level the cult numbers by voting someone from the Muslim cult off. That would mean that the role of Agnostics are even more important, and we agnostics would have some fun screwing up the vote by being the swing vote.

populartajo is right; we can't wait around for the Muslims to recruit us. For all we know, they could be screwing us.

[mykonian]

like I said, it is useless to recruit someone that agrees with you. He'll keep doing that.

So everyone was way to nice to DGB

[populartajo]

I propose that to really make this game

fun

, we should level the cult numbers by voting someone from the Muslim cult off. That would mean that the role of Agnostics are even more important, and we agnostics would have some fun screwing up the vote by being the swing vote.

populartajo is right; we can't wait around for the Muslims to recruit us. For all we know, they could be screwing us.

When did I say that the Muslims could be screwing us?

I think ortolan the Jew is lying but he can prove me wrong by showing how they are more than the Muslims. I really dont think so but If he does then Im willing to follow the teachings of circumsiced alpacas and to apologize to Jehovah.

[Indigo Heron]

I assume DGB thinks Im going to keep loyal to her until the end but if you can prove this "they misrecruited three times" all agnostics will vote for the option that gives them more chances of winning.

This quote. Although the 'DGB screwing us' bit is my addendum.

[DrippingGoofball]

I propose that to really make this game

fun

, we should level the cult numbers by voting someone from the Muslim cult off. That would mean that the role of Agnostics are even more important, and we agnostics would have some fun screwing up the vote by being the swing vote.

populartajo is right; we can't wait around for the Muslims to recruit us. For all we know, they could be screwing us.

Why, when we could just recruit you, and you could win with us!

Think: belly dancers, belly dancers, belly dancers... hypnotic bellybuttons... Inch'Allah!

[DrippingGoofball]

like I said, it is useless to recruit someone that agrees with you.

You underestimate my craving for flattery, sincere or not...

[DrippingGoofball]

JOIN US

[DrippingGoofball]

THIS IS A

JEWISH

BELLY DANCER!!! This is what happens when you gorge yourself with hamentashen! She's wearing a lady yarmulke and wearing the israeli flag colors, that's how I know.

[DrippingGoofball]

And who makes the best baklava?

The SYRIANS!!!



You haven't lived until you've tasted real Syrian baklava...

JOIN US