Martyr Mafia - Game Over

[mykonian]

like I said, it is useless to recruit someone that agrees with you.

You underestimate my craving for flattery, sincere or not...

I know you are a smart person, and that's why I assume you understand my point here. It means that it is generally good for me to seem to be helping not really one cult, because as long as no cult is sure that I'm voting with them, I'm still wanted.

I know, that you can understand this, and while you lead your men to a victory, you will see that I was playing the game, and not the mindless zombie that makes it no game for you, just boringly playing it out.

and we want to keep this game as interesting as possible, don't we?

[al_kohaulec]

like I said, it is useless to recruit someone that agrees with you. He'll keep doing that.

So everyone was way to nice to DGB

This is a good point, I realized that if I don't get recruited tonight, and I help one side get the majority tonight, I essentially helped myself lose...

Vote: ortolan

It sounds like the Jews have more recruits, or at worst, equal, so this would balance out the numbers more. Plus, I'm still hesitant to vote DGB because I've suspected her as being the CL since D1. I'm not voting for a lynch that ends the game.

[DrippingGoofball]

I know you are a smart person, and that's why I assume you understand my point here. It means that it is generally good for me to seem to be helping not really one cult, because as long as no cult is sure that I'm voting with them, I'm still wanted.

I know, that you can understand this, and while you lead your men to a victory, you will see that I was playing the game, and not the mindless zombie that makes it no game for you, just boringly playing it out.

and we want to keep this game as interesting as possible, don't we?

Got it.

[DrippingGoofball]

Just a quick note, V/LA May 5-13.

[ortolan]

It sounds like the Jews have more recruits, or at worst, equal, so this would balance out the numbers more. Plus, I'm still hesitant to vote DGB because I've suspected her as being the CL since D1. I'm not voting for a lynch that ends the game.

Oh the irony.

Where is X, you don't win by not even showing up to spruik your wares.

We have, uh



Join us.

[DrippingGoofball]

Join us.

Your mascot is hawt, but can she dance?

[X]

When you guys didn't go for No Lynch, I figured that my effort in the game wouldn't matter. Well, it turns out that Communists were exactly what the Jews were looking for.

Vote: DGB

. Go Holy War!

Oh, and you may have the mathematicians, but we have the doctors and the bankers.

[DrippingGoofball]

Oh, and you may have the mathematicians, but we have the doctors and the bankers.

Gah! Touché!

But you can't do accounting without us, and our wonderful invention of the number ZERO (especially with the current crisis).

BTW.

We know what you are.

[X]

We know what you are.

Why yes, you do. I just claimed.

[DrippingGoofball]

We know what you are.

Why yes, you do. I just claimed.

The obvious is not all that we know.

[ortolan]

the baklava is tempting, as is the first belly dancer but in these dire economic times who you gonna call?

al_kohaulec, btw, I literally was totally fibbing about their recruitment attempts (how could I possibly know what nights their recruitments attempts failed?) If anything they either have the same number of recruits as us currently or one more (100% true, we have two dead to their one). Also DGB is blatantly not the cult leader as evidenced by her blatant claims to be cult from day 3??? onwards, and calling out of our cult leader, who is X. So if you vote DGB tonight I promise to randomise which of the people voting DGB, who is not currently in our cult (I'm not saying who for obvious reasons) we recruit. That is the best outcome for everyone because 1) it is fairest, and 2) it prevents us giving away to the other cult who we're going to recruit, thus screwing up our plans.

[ortolan]

anyway, one more vote 2 hammer and we've got a bar mitzvah party tonight!!!!!

[ortolan]

^^^ sorry, that was lame, I know

[Gorrad]

DGB:

Ortolan:

Both are good cases. I just like DGB and Tajo more. If there's scumhunting or shit left to do, give me a call.

[hp [leaves]]

Mod: If both Jews and Muslims try to recruit the same person on the same night, does the recruit become Christian or he/she dies?

[DrippingGoofball]

Mod: If both Jews and Muslims try to recruit the same person on the same night, does the recruit become Christian or he/she dies?

Think baklava for the win.

The muslims have already won, because two non-recruits are voting for ortolan already.

Three players aren't recruited, and we know exactly who they are, so we will be recruiting with laser accuracy tonight.

And we also know the Jewish cult leader, and we're lynching him tomorrow.

So of the three non-recruits, one can win with us!

[al_kohaulec]

Mod: If both Jews and Muslims try to recruit the same person on the same night, does the recruit become Christian or he/she dies?

Dies. I asked Gurgi that earlier when I was trying to figure out the numbers.

[ortolan]

You can feel the sweat dripping off DGB's burkha

Vote DGB, hp[leaves], stick it to the man!

[DrippingGoofball]

Actually, I forgot something. There is one Christian recruit (who has lost the game). So two unrecruited players.

DIBS ON hp [leaves]

[ortolan]

Natalie still trumps your belly dancers and all the pistachio flavoured treats in the world

[DrippingGoofball]

You can feel the sweat dripping off DGB's burkha

We already won... we're just going to go through the motions.

[DrippingGoofball]

Natalie still trumps your belly dancers and all the pistachio flavoured treats in the world

Gah! And the muslims take a hit in the nuts!

[ortolan]

[ortolan]

gentiles, you're missing out on this:

[DrippingGoofball]

Sing along...

Have a nagila,
Have two,
Nagilas are cheap anyway!

Have a nom nom nom nom,
Have a nom nom nom nom,
Have a nom nom nom nom,
They're so chewy!