Mini 1639: Varsoon Mafia (GAME OVER)

[BROseidon]

VOTE: WP

There's also a scum majority right now. That's the part I don't get about all this.

Shenanigans!
Also, assuming this is a vote for Fuzzy?

[BROseidon]

Also, WP is a VT.

If the majority of people agree, he becomes a VT. DO IT!

[Cheetory6]

I agree that WP is a VT.
Hhohohohohohoho.

[Cheetory6]

VOTE: WP

[BROseidon]

I mean fbn/WP slot, yes

[Cheetory6]

Durp.
True. Yeah. That.
VOTE: fuzzy

[BROseidon]

VOTE: fbn

Cheet do you mind explaining to me what is going on? Who did you try to NK last night?

[Cheetory6]

Don't you like suspense?
I like suspense.

[Cheetory6]

I've suffered in so many ways this game you don't even know.
SHARE IN MY SUFFERING FOR ONCE.

[BROseidon]

No

[BROseidon]

Also how have you suffered this game?

[Skullduggery]

Oh, thank goodness. I thought Xiao flipping Town meant that the game was over for sure. Why was there no kill last night? Did one of you stupid bastards try to shoot me?

Xiao got a guilty result on both Cheetory and BRO, and we know now that he was telling the truth, sooooooo....yeah. Good game.

VOTE: BROseidon

[Varsoon]

"There's always warmth in my arms, Tsun~raki."

-Varsoon, Micro 170 Empking Mafia

VOTECOUNT 5.01:

BROseidon (2):

wgeurts, Skullduggery

Fuzzybutternut (2):

BROseidon, Cheetory6

Not Voting (1):

fuzzybutternut

With 5 Alive, it takes 3 to Lynch.

Day 5 Deadline

: (expired on 2015-03-04 21:00:00)

[fuzzybutternut]

I refuse to get lynched today.

double vote: BROseidon

[fuzzybutternut]

Seriously though, this game is weird. o.o

[BROseidon]

I'm curious what Cheetory's surprise for me is. I really have no fucking idea what's going on.

[fuzzybutternut]

So were you scum Bro?

[BROseidon]

No shit.

I'm also not lying when I said there's majority scum left, so I have no idea why the game is still going on. I also don't know why you weren't killed last night.

[BROseidon]

The fact that I got Bob and Xiao lynched was pretty cool, though.

[fuzzybutternut]

ah shit, I didnt even have to use one of my double votes

p-edit: cool.

and idk. Was someone roleblocked?

Do I have some kind of immunity to night kills?

Can they

really

not believe it's butter?

[Varsoon]

"No one will discover that I was the real Charles Barkley."

-Varsoon, Secret Alt Mafia

VOTECOUNT 5.02: LYNCH

BROseidon (

LYNCH

):

wgeurts, Skullduggery, Fuzzybutternut, Fuzzybutternut

Fuzzybutternut (2):

BROseidon, Cheetory6

With 5 Alive, it took 3 to Lynch.

[Varsoon]

This was it for the Varsoons.
Fourth Quarter.
Votes were tied.
Only one man could break through this suffering and score his team a win.
That man transcended Varsoon. That man was The Real Charles Barkley. When BROseidon became a Varsoon, he stood up and realized it was time to slam.
He laid up the hoop, went for the dunk, and was about to score bigtime. All of the game had lead up to this precise moment, this instance where Charles Barkley would dunk and win it all. All the eyes were upon him now. They were waving their hands in the air, like they felt fine, like they all understood there was a real jam going down.
That's when he was pulled from mid-air and cast into his own grave. As dirt was piled into his premature tomb, one last phrase resounded from his lips;
"Woop, there it is."

BROseidon

was lynched on Day 5. He was

The Real Charles Barkley

, aligned with

Scumsoon

.

The Real Charles Barkley

functions as follows:

Spoiler:

The Real Charles Barkley

is aligned with

Scumsoon

.

You have the

Power

of

Roleblocker

:
Once per night, you may block another player's night action. Just send me a PM with the player who's action you would like to block.
You have the

Power

of

DunkMaster

:
If you hammer a player, your vote is worth two votes for the rest of the game. If you hammer another player after that, your vote becomes worth three votes. Your vote cannot exceed three votes. I will announce this change in-thread with the text: "He's heating up!" and "He's on Fire!".
You have the

Power

of

Bulletproof

:
You are immune to being killed by targeted killing abilities, such as the night kill. You can still get lynched, though.
You have the

Power

of

Godfather

:
You investigate as town unless the rest of your faction is dead.
You have the

Power

of

Strongman

:
Nothing can block your killing abilities (if you had any).
You have the

Power

of

Tracker

:
At night, you may track a player. Send me a PM with which player you would like to track and you will receive a reply that includes all players they targeted that night, if any.
You have the

Power

of

Watcher

:
At night, you may watch a player. Send me a PM with which player you would like to watch and you will receive a reply that includes all players that targeted that player during the night, if any.
You have the

Power

of

Bodyguard

:
At night, you may guard one player. Send me a PM with which player you would like to guard and any targeted killing abilities that would affect them will affect you instead.
You have the

Power

of

Backup Treestump

:
If, for some reason, the treestump in this game is removed from play, you will gain the ability to become a treestump upon death, allowing you to continue to post in the thread even after dying.
You have the

Power

of

Hated

:
It takes one less vote to lynch you. Sucks!
You have the

Power

of

Loved

:
It takes one more vote to lynch you. Cool!
You have the

Power

of

Bomb

:
If you are killed at night, whoever killed you will also die.
You have the

Power

of

Traitor

:
You are aligned with the scum faction, but you do not have access to their QT and you may not deliver the night-kill. They know that there is a traitor in the game, but neither of you know each other's identities.
You have the

Power

of

Daycop

:
Once per day, you can investigate a player to discover their alignment.
You have the

Power

of

Nightcop

, too, 'cus you rock:
Once per night, you can investigate a player to discover their alignment.
You have the

Power

of

Twilight-chat Enabler

:
You enable Twilight chat for your scum QT. This includes pre-game chat.
You have the

Power

of

Framer

:
During night phase you may target one player--that player will investigate as guilty that night.
You have the

Power

of

Sensor

:
At night, you may use this power to sense how many scum were on the lynched wagon during the previous day.
You have the

Power

of

THE POWER OF BELIEF

:
If you insist that someone who is not a part of your faction is a certain role and a majority of town agrees, then that player's role becomes the one that you insisted on. This only includes normal roles.


You win when the

Village Idiots

faction is wiped out or if there is nothing that they can do to keep them from all dying.
You lose when the

Scumsoon

faction is wiped out.

[Varsoon]

A terrible darkness was cast over the visage of the remaining Varsoons.
For those who were not scumsoon, the forboding portent of BROcharleseidon Barkleysoon's death was bone-chilling but void of meaning.
For the Scumsoons, it meant that victory was theirs. With a full moon hanging over Mafiascum City, the Scumsoons hunted down the last of their Varsoon counterparts, leaving behind only superior Varsoons...

Varsoon himself sat back from all this chaos with an amused smile. "I guess my scum game really is better," he ruminated, before leaning back in his chair and exhaling cool vapor into the cold night's air.
That's when a grizzly bear exploded out of nowhere with Nacho and GiF riding it and right before it tore him to shreds at their command--Varsoon woke up. It was all just a dream! He looked down to his various scribbles about some maddening experiment where everyone was Varsoon and shook his head, aghast. "Why would I make other people into Varsoons? I'm the only damn Varsoon there is," he chanted, before clearing his desk and starting on something new to torment people with.

Varsoon Mafia

ends with a

Scumsoon

Win!

Wgeurts

, the

Image Master

and

Fuzzybutternut

, the

Scatman

were end-gamed on Day 5.
The

Scumsoon Faction

, consisting of

Xayzeck

,

Cheetory

(

Vanilla Town

),

BROseidon

, and

Skullduggery

(

Sh*tlord

) have won the game.

I'll post the Role PMs and a link to the Dead Thread in the next post.
I'll share the Scum QT as well as other QTs if all players in those respective QTs ask for it.

[Varsoon]

VARSOON MAFIA STARRED THESE ROLES, PLAYED BY YOU FABULOUS FOLK:

CAT ON VARSOON'S HEAD

(TOWN)

Spoiler:

Please confirm your PM via reply and by letting me know that you understand your role. Thank you!
Game thread can be found here!

Hello, Caledfwitch. Welcome to Varsoon Mafia.
You are

The Cat on Varsoon's Head

, aligned with

Village Idiots

.

You have the

Power

of

Deception

:
You are immune to all abilities as people mistakenly target a pompadour that they did not realize is actually a cat.

You win when the

Village Idiots

are the only faction with living members in the game.
You lose when the

Village Idiots

faction is wiped out or if there is nothing that can keep them from all dying.

FASTER THAN LIGHT

(TOWN)

Spoiler:

Please confirm your PM via reply and by letting me know that you understand your role. Thank you!
Game thread can be found here!

Hello, Om of the Nom. Welcome to Varsoon Mafia.
You are

Faster Than Light

, aligned with

Village Idiots

.

You have the

Power

of

Best Hydra

:
You are in a Hydra with the user Metal Sonic. It does not matter if Metal Sonic is in this game or not, you may communicate with him via Private Topic, PM, Skype, Facebook, etc. This does not mean that Metal Sonic has access to your account or may post for you or even post in the game, you just get to communicate with him! His insight is golden!

You win when the

Village Idiots

are the only faction with living members in the game.
You lose when the

Village Idiots

faction is wiped out or if there is nothing that can keep them from all dying.

IMAGE MASTER

(TOWN)

Spoiler:

Please confirm your PM via reply and by letting me know that you understand your role. Thank you!
Game thread can be found here!

Hello, wgeurts. Welcome to Varsoon Mafia.
You are

The Image Master

, aligned with

Village Idiots

.

You have the

Restriction

of

Image Dump:

You must communicate through somewhat relevant animated gifs or other images in a majority of your posts. You may not claim this restriction in thread. Just post relevant images. You can also type chat, but images are great. Hide your images in spoiler= tags, though. You don't want to clutter up the game.

You have the

Power

of

Mirror Image Friendship

:
If you get another player to respond to you via images, you may invite them to a daychat neighborhood. You may not claim this power--claiming this power causes it not to work.

You win when the

Village Idiots

are the only faction with living members in the game.
You lose when the

Village Idiots

faction is wiped out or if there is nothing that can keep them from all dying.

ON ANOTHER LEVEL

(TOWN)

Spoiler:

Please confirm your PM via reply and by letting me know that you understand your role. Thank you!
Game thread can be found here!

Hello, Xiao Long. Welcome to Varsoon Mafia.
You are

On Another Level

, aligned with

Village Idiots

.

You have the

Restriction

of

Level Speak:

In order for you to share any information gained by your power, you must do it via 'level speak' and analysis.
What this means is that a player who is playing directly their alignment is 'first level', ie: Town being town, scum being scum.
'Second Level' players mask their play by acting a bit like the other alignment: Scum playing Town, Town playing Scummy.
'Third Level' players further mask their play, such a scum player admitting that he's playing scummy for a town gambit or town trying to appear scummy to second-level players to catch scum playing second-level.
If you a need a primer on this sort of stuff, check out Open 512.
You may not claim or talk about your restriction in-thread. If you claim your results without posting to your restriction, you'll be punished accordingly.

You have the

Power

of

Actually Knowing What You're Talking About

:
Once per night phase, you may use your power by quoting any message in the thread to me via PM.
I will confirm what 'level of play' the quote is attempting. Keep in mind that this is not an absolute confirmation of alignment.

You win when the

Village Idiots

are the only faction with living members in the game.
You lose when the

Village Idiots

faction is wiped out or if there is nothing that can keep them from all dying.

METHOD TO THE MADNESS

(TOWN)

Spoiler:

Please confirm your PM via reply and by letting me know that you understand your role. Thank you!
Game thread can be found here!

Hello, Bicephalous Bob. Welcome to Varsoon Mafia.
You are

The Method to the Madness

, aligned with

Village Idiots

.

You have the

Power

of

Clarity

:
During the day, you may send me a PM targeting another player. I will then respond to you by telling you what (non-alignment related) abilities that player has.

You win when the

Village Idiots

are the only faction with living members in the game.
You lose when the

Village Idiots

faction is wiped out or if there is nothing that can keep them from all dying.

PIZZA DELIVERY GUY

(TOWN)

Spoiler:

Please confirm your PM via reply and by letting me know that you understand your role. Thank you!
Game thread can be found here!

Hello, pirate mollie. Welcome to Varsoon Mafia.
You are

The Pizza Delivery Guy

, aligned with

Village Idiots

.

You have the

Power

of

Bringing the Party

:
Once per game, at night phase, you may send me up to three players names via PM. I will create a daychat neighborhood that you can all talk in for the rest of the game.

You win when the

Village Idiots

are the only faction with living members in the game.
You lose when the

Village Idiots

faction is wiped out or if there is nothing that can keep them from all dying.

SCATMAN

(TOWN)

Spoiler:

Please confirm your PM via reply and by letting me know that you understand your role. Thank you!
Game thread can be found here!

Hello, Witness Protection. Welcome to Varsoon Mafia.
You are

The Scatman

, aligned with

Village Idiots

.

You have the

Restriction

of

Noise Maker, Town Shaker

:
You must make an attempt to reply to nearly every post. Your posts must be at least a complete sentence and be somewhat substantive. You must attempt to post as much as possible in thread in order to get the pagecount the highest of any game. If you are ever at the top of the post-count, you may use your power.

You have the

Power

of

Communication Manifestation

:
You may use the following ability once per 50 posts: The ability consists of you PM'ing me about any player--you are allowed to ask any one question that does not relate to alignment. You may paraphrase this in your posts, but you may not quote it.
You may use the following ability once every 100 posts: Double-vote.
You may use the following ability once every 500 posts: One-shot dayvig.

You win when the

Village Idiots

are the only faction with living members in the game.
You lose when the

Village Idiots

faction is wiped out or if there is nothing that can keep them from all dying.

TRUST TELLER

(TOWN)

Spoiler:

Please confirm your PM via reply and by letting me know that you understand your role. Thank you!
Game thread can be found here!

Hello, CooLDoG. Welcome to Varsoon Mafia.
You are

The Trust Teller

, aligned with

Village Idiots

.

“Varsoon has been banned from mafia forums for 1 week for using a trust tell.” –quaz08, Ban/Restriction Announcements, Jul 29, 2013 3:37 pm
“Trust Tells have been added to the enumerated list of banned behaviors, and a wiki article added to describe them.” –Mr. Flay, Forum Rules and Guidelines, Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:01 am

You have the

Restriction

of

Trust Tell:

Whenever you use your power, you must do it as a variant of a trust tell. This means that you must post some variant of "I am Town. I only ever claim town as town, so this is proof that I am town."

You have the

Power

of

Trust Telling as Town

:
You may use this power in order to confirm yourself as town. This functions as innocent child does.

You win when the

Village Idiots

are the only faction with living members in the game.
You lose when the

Village Idiots

faction is wiped out or if there is nothing that can keep them from all dying.

VANILLA TOWN

(TOWN)

Spoiler:

Please confirm your PM via reply and by letting me know that you understand your role. Thank you!
Game thread can be found here!

Hello, Cheetory6. Welcome to Varsoon Mafia.
You are

Vanilla Town

, aligned with

Village Idiots

.

You have the

Power

of

Vanilla

:
Hoping for a really cool role or a scum-slot? Too bad. You're a VT. You can't do anything...except vote really good. Don't let that bring you down, though, because you're the only VT in this game. How's that for flavor knowledge? Too bad people will probably lynch you for claiming VT if you get put at L-1. Don't worry about it. Carry the game. Every time you lynch scum or make a case on scum, showboat with Woop Woops and other various gloats. (The image I gave your role is actually the first userimage I used on-site, before I was the scatman I am today. Cherish being Vanilla!)


You win when the

Village Idiots

are the only faction with living members in the game.
You lose when the

Village Idiots

faction is wiped out or if there is nothing that can keep them from all dying.

VILLAGE IDIOT

(TOWN)

Spoiler:

Please confirm your PM via reply and by letting me know that you understand your role. Thank you!

Hello Nobody Special! Welcome to Varsoon Mafia!
You are

The

Village Idiot

, aligned with

Village Idiots

.

You have the

Restriction

of

Hammer and Nail:

You must hammer any player who reaches L-1 and include some (inane) justification for your hammer on them.. If you make any post after a player is at L-1 and it does not include a vote for that player, your post will be edited to include a vote for that player. Especially if that player is Xayzeck. You must insist that you will not hammer again after every hammer. also insist that the only Innocents are Bodies. You may not claim this restriction in thread.

You have the

Power

of

Annoyance

:
You will treestump upon death. This means that you may continue to post within the thread, but you will not be able to vote or be voted for and, functionally, will be counted among the dead.

You win when the

Village Idiots

are the only faction with living members in the game.
You lose when the

Village Idiots

faction is wiped out or if there is nothing that can keep them from all dying.

THE REAL CHARLES BARKLEY

(SCUM)

Spoiler:

Please confirm your PM via reply and by letting me know that you understand your role. Thank you!
Game thread can be found here!

Hello, BROseidon. Welcome to Varsoon Mafia.
You are

The Real Charles Barkley

, aligned with

Scumsoon

.

You have the

Power

of

Roleblocker

:
Once per night, you may block another player's night action. Just send me a PM with the player who's action you would like to block.
You have the

Power

of

DunkMaster

:
If you hammer a player, your vote is worth two votes for the rest of the game. If you hammer another player after that, your vote becomes worth three votes. Your vote cannot exceed three votes. I will announce this change in-thread with the text: "He's heating up!" and "He's on Fire!".
You have the

Power

of

Bulletproof

:
You are immune to being killed by targeted killing abilities, such as the night kill. You can still get lynched, though.
You have the

Power

of

Godfather

:
You investigate as town unless the rest of your faction is dead.
You have the

Power

of

Strongman

:
Nothing can block your killing abilities (if you had any).
You have the

Power

of

Tracker

:
At night, you may track a player. Send me a PM with which player you would like to track and you will receive a reply that includes all players they targeted that night, if any.
You have the

Power

of

Watcher

:
At night, you may watch a player. Send me a PM with which player you would like to watch and you will receive a reply that includes all players that targeted that player during the night, if any.
You have the

Power

of

Bodyguard

:
At night, you may guard one player. Send me a PM with which player you would like to guard and any targeted killing abilities that would affect them will affect you instead.
You have the

Power

of

Backup Treestump

:
If, for some reason, the treestump in this game is removed from play, you will gain the ability to become a treestump upon death, allowing you to continue to post in the thread even after dying.
You have the

Power

of

Hated

:
It takes one less vote to lynch you. Sucks!
You have the

Power

of

Loved

:
It takes one more vote to lynch you. Cool!
You have the

Power

of

Bomb

:
If you are killed at night, whoever killed you will also die.
You have the

Power

of

Traitor

:
You are aligned with the scum faction, but you do not have access to their QT and you may not deliver the night-kill. They know that there is a traitor in the game, but neither of you know each other's identities.
You have the

Power

of

Daycop

:
Once per day, you can investigate a player to discover their alignment.
You have the

Power

of

Nightcop

, too, 'cus you rock:
Once per night, you can investigate a player to discover their alignment.
You have the

Power

of

Twilight-chat Enabler

:
You enable Twilight chat for your scum QT. This includes pre-game chat.
You have the

Power

of

Framer

:
During night phase you may target one player--that player will investigate as guilty that night.
You have the

Power

of

Sensor

:
At night, you may use this power to sense how many scum were on the lynched wagon during the previous day.
You have the

Power

of

THE POWER OF BELIEF

:
If you insist that someone who is not a part of your faction is a certain role and a majority of town agrees, then that player's role becomes the one that you insisted on. This only includes normal roles.


You win when the

Village Idiots

faction is wiped out or if there is nothing that they can do to keep them from all dying.
You lose when the

Scumsoon

faction is wiped out.

THE SH*TLORD

(SCUM)

Spoiler:

Please confirm your PM via reply and by letting me know that you understand your role. Thank you!
Game thread can be found here!

Hello, Skullduggery. Welcome to Varsoon Mafia.
You are

The Sh*tlord

, aligned with

Scumsoon

.

You have the

Power

of

Scatman's World

:
You may claim any role in thread and if you do, you will appear as that role if any player uses a rolecop ability on you.
Furthermore, you may use that abilities of that role, but they will have no effect, as if they were blocked.

You may also chat with your faction in your Quicktopic Thread!
You also have a traitor among the town. You do not know who this traitor is, but they support your faction.

You win when the

Village Idiots

faction is wiped out or if there is nothing that they can do to keep them from all dying.
You lose when the

Scumsoon

faction is wiped out.

THE SILKY

(SCUM)

Spoiler:

Please confirm your PM via reply and by letting me know that you understand your role. Thank you!
Game thread can be found here!

Hello, Xayzeck. Welcome to Varsoon Mafia.
You are

The Silky

, aligned with

Scumsoon

.

You have the

Power

of

The Silky Voice

:
Once per game, you may recruit another player to be a part of your faction. This is a night-use ability. If, for some reason, this ability fails, you do not lose your one-shot use of it.

You have the

Power

of

The Silky Hotline

:
You enable Daychat for your entire faction!

You may also chat with your faction in your Quicktopic Thread!
You also have a traitor among the town. You do not know who this traitor is, but they support your faction.

You win when the

Village Idiots

faction is wiped out or if there is nothing that they can do to keep them from all dying.
You lose when the

Scumsoon

faction is wiped out.

[Varsoon]

HIDDEN MECHANICS:

Spoiler:

On Another Level

's ability, as per the name of the role, works 'on another level', allowing it to target posts and get results regardless of any other roles or actions. Nothing can change the validity of the results.

Noosrav

, a day 2 third-party survivor, was introduced and originally designed to be played as a hydra between the mod and other players. No one else wanted a part of it.
Lynching Varsoon was originally going to force my Backup mod to mod the game for a day, but then I had no backup mod. I decided instead to just have it be rules-as-written.

DAY/NIGHT ACTIONS:

Spoiler:

Day 1:

Bicephalous Bob rolecops BROseidon.
Witness Protection shoots CoolDog.

Night 1:

pirate mollie adds Nobody Special, Wgeurts, and Om of the Nom to her neighborhood.
Xiao Long investigates Nobody Special's 740, result is Level 1.
Xayzeck recruits Cheetory
Xayzeck kills pirate mollie
Skullduggery "hides" behind Om of the Nom
BROseidon roleblocks Bicephalous Bob
BROseidon tracks Xayzeck (to both Cheetory and Mollie)
BROseidon watches Mollie (Sees Xayzeck visit)
BROseidon bodyguards Xayzeck
BROseidon cops Om of the Nom (town result)
BROseidon frames Mollie.
BROseidon's sensor tells him that there was 1 scum on the Caledfwitch wagon.

Day 2

BROseidon Daycops Bob (town result)

Night 2

BROseidon's sensor tells him that there was 1 scum on the Xayzeck wagon (other than himself).
BROseidon Roleblocks Om
BROseidon Tracks Skullduggery
BROseidon Watches Witness Protection
BROseidon BGs Cheetory
BROseidon Nightcops wgeurts (town result)
BROseidon Frames Nobody Special
Xiao Long Investigates Cheetory's post 41, gets mixed results--the post is both level 1 and level 2.
Cheetory kills Om of the Nom

Day 3

BROseidon daycops Skullduggery (town result)

Night 3

BROseidon's sensor tells him there's 1 scum on the Bob wagon (other than himself).
BROseidon Cops wgeurts (town result)
BROseidon BG's Cheetory
BROseidon Blocks Xiao (does not work, as Xiao is immune)
BROseidon Frames Fuzzybutternut
BROseidon Tracks Nobody Special
BROseidon Watches Fuzzybutternut
Xiao Long investigates BROseidon's post 1799, gets Level 2 result.
Skullduggery kills Nobody Special
Skullduggery "hides" behind BROseidon

Day 4

BROseidon Daycops Cheetory (scum result)

Night 4

BROseidon's sensor tells him there were 2 scum on the Xiao wagon (excluding himself)
BROseidon Frames Skull
BROseidon Blocks Skull
BROseidon Cops Fuzzy (town result)
BROseidon BGs Cheetory
BROseidon Tracks wgeurts
BROseidon Watches Fuzzy
Skullduggery kills wgeurts (is blocked by BROseidon)

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SCUM-CHAT:

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PIZZA-CHAT:

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IMAGE-CHAT:

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FTL-CHAT:

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