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Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:05 pm
by Bert
Everyone thought I was town except Cabd who had spoilers on Day 2 or 3, and eventually in-game Serra and FG caught on as the players alive dwindled.
So My point is Im very readable. It's just my scum game has a limited sample size of four, and it's still evolving. Trust me.
I'm glad I'm not poisoned!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:07 pm
by Nachomamma8
In post 249, Bert wrote:Innocent blah-blah - not buying it. Don't you talk to me like that. Tell that "I'M A SWEETIE PIE" to the people in 501 Stacking the Deck. Puh-leez. I don't trust you with a ten-foot pole.
This paranoia is completely faked.
I can't see why he would have paranoia from Tammy saying something like that when the last time she said that she hammered her scumpartner and somehow broke my heart in the process.
THE BACKOFF WHEN GENERIC BEGINS TO BURST???
^^^scum
certainly not town seeing someone self destruct before him in a similar fashion as he had in the days of old
In post 296, Bert wrote:Nacho, love, please come reach out to Pappa.
I don't feel the love yet.
Vote: Nachomamma
Bert town is going to reach out to me and call me scum? HELL NO. That's like, the opposite of Bert town.
In post 323, Bert wrote:EBWOP: What I'm trying to say is I've seen enough of scum using "SORRY, please get off me, lay off, etc., etc., IM OVERGAMED or I'm SOOOO stressed out, etc." to evade questions
Even Mala in my last game did that..."LAY OFF (to put it mildly) Im already going through enough with my current games and B and C and etc. etc."
You're on a short leash.
In post 325, Bert wrote:Kay then.
My initial gut reads are still you and Mara are town and everyone else I am still working on parsing out what my feelings are. I'm gonna argue with people and annoy people and feel people out that way, help me get engaged
Have you been a meta-girl thus far in this game
5 minutes between posts.
I surmise that Bert got scared and backed off which is why he stopped the paranoia "play".
In post 419, Bert wrote:EBWOP: *calling out him/her
Either way, I'm gonna put my vote where my mouth is
VOTE: Shadoweh
Let's go, let's start arguing, Ms. Bert detractor
This clearly was a scripted attack. Bert's scumplay involves elaborate busses with scumpartners where they attack them after they face imminent death, which is how he got his reputation for good scumplay. Certainly Shadoweh's attack wasn't an attack of what she saw as an easy target and certainty idling on her scumbuddy was a perfect place for her to bide her time.
In post 434, Bert wrote:no doubt in my mind you are town (last one was 514 Masons and Monks). Usually, there is a lot of hesitation for me when I'm with you, but my gut is swinging TRUST NACHO,
This is some serious hedging for a flip-flop later.
In post 435, Bert wrote:EBWOP: I have this nagging feeling in the back of my mind that one of <Tammy, Empire> may be scum. Am I just paranoid or what. Dangit.
And this position was a subtle attack to reduce the strength of the town core...
In post 479, Bert wrote:I actually read every word of the walls in this game. Several times, believe it or not. And I digested it all. If you look at #476 before this, I am starting to doubt Tammy/Empire because paranoia is setting in. QUIZ ME ON IT.
I've spent a lot of time in this game, because I really like a few of the players in this game and I'm actually very engaged/interested.
Go ahead, test me.
You should be clear about what you're talking about then, rather than throwing around words like "you sniping little chicken hound"
How is that going to help your case any? Name-calling is pretty useless here in the way you used it.
And I'm winning, and you might be too, you know why? Because I'm getting some really passive-aggressive reactions out of you. That's what I want. I treasure these aggressive retorts with SWEETness.
shittalking a scumpartner, another CLASSIC bertscum move.
In post 486, Bert wrote: In post 483, Shadoweh wrote:You're also not the first person to mention it, the mafia tides are high in possibility of a lynch in his direction.
No, the mafia tides are not high in possibility of a lynch in his direction. Where exactly are the votes on PB? Oh right, they're mostly non-existent.
In post 483, Shadoweh wrote:Also concentrating on Purple Shoe avoiding meta questions instead of how they're avoiding the game as a whole is bad. People make alts to escape meta, don't they? It's not surprising they'd avoid answering. Bad lynch reason that tries to make everything a person's done sound super paranoid bad, like everything else you've said this game. And holy shit your reasoning for being willing to vote Gaiden.
Nacho has asked you this, and you have NOT answered. What do you think of his/her (Purple's) lying in response to Nacho's question about having played with him? And you realize there are strong players, and also players that know who Purple is but aren't telling me. That player is lurking and is coasting and we are actively LETTING that happen and permitting it.
In post 483, Shadoweh wrote:Cut: Choke harder smartass, MY VOTE IS THE HAMMER THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS. If you really thought I was saying I would never lynch someone wallposting in the same paragraph where I explain how a wallpost could be faked by scum you must be something awful.
Flail harder. That's all noise. Is that the best you can do?
In post 483, Shadoweh wrote:Rhetorical questions deserve rhetorical answers. I'm ignoring you because I think he's scum. My gut will not rest until it has satisfaction.
This is obviously not addressed to me, and is in response to Nacho's question regarding his read on me and why you're ignoring it. See, you're not being clear with your posts. Not crystal clear at all. And you wonder why you are misunderstood sometimes. *shrug* Well if you're waiting for satisfaction, I'm not going to hold up a mirror for you to see how unlikely that looks for you at this time, considering the way you are responding to me. Am I your outlet so you don't have to focus on other scumreads at this time? How's your plea for my lynch going? Oh wait, it's going nowhere. And I am totally mind-blown that your case on me isn't inspiring any votes or gathering any steam.
1) Your case is mostly hurling smart remarks that revolve around "you're bad/terrible" and "scum go after such "easy" targets." Tell me that's not true? Go ahead. I can go "yeah, well my gut won't rest until it has its satisfaction, so I'm gonna TOTALLY DISREGARD what everyone's telling me about another player." Like outlandish stubbornness is helpful at this point. I hope this makes you feel angry because then we get more reactions out of you. FOR THE WIN.
Totally MIND BLOWN and thrilled that you are taking the bait and really going after me. Love it, love it, love it. Keep it up!
I am MIND BLOWN.
In post 483, Shadoweh wrote:Supporting a lynch on someone because they have a case on them is probably the laziest reasoning I've ever seen. I can't state enough how much I hate this Close Enough reasoning. I'm reading your expounding on this in 434 and it still comes down to Lurking + Other People.
Lazy? That's subjective. More realistic. Hey, I'm always an easy lynch target. Does that make your reasoning lazy too? Watch you ignore this question and then call out Tammy again for not answering ONE of your questions.
Ha. I laugh with you and raise an eyebrow. <333 With love.
I am crying after responding to your post.
PSYCHE! I love talking at ya', trooper. GET ON YOUR KNEES and respond.
BUS CITY
MOTHERFUCKING BUS CITY EVERYWHERE
In post 827, Bert wrote: In post 825, Nachomamma8 wrote:
pretty sure at this point. there is a tiny chance that he's playing this game specifically to make me scumread him, but mutley's not that much of an ass so that's a tinfoil worry.
What do you think of his/her blacklisting comment and all AtE spill?
wait
wait wait wait wait wait
bertscum uses a towntell that he knows i uses often
in order to protect shoe from me
instead of just letting me lynch him???
yeah that's scum alright
In post 1132, Bert wrote:Nacho, Llamarble makes me feel odd because people who don't know me don't 'normally' use me as an example of someone with high scumhunting energies and as an example of someone towntelling
I'm not much of a scumhunter, and not conventional in my spamminess
Just very peculiar that he lists me, ya know?
getting paranoid of people because they call him town...?
SO WEIRD
SO SCUM
etc. etc. etc.
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:08 pm
by Bert
Lynch me then, Nacho.
Quicklynch.
Game will be over since Shoe's poisoned.
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:09 pm
by Bert
Gogogogogogo
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:09 pm
by Bert
That was all genuine FYI
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:10 pm
by Nachomamma8
CAUGHT YA BERT
#NachOWNED
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:12 pm
by Nachomamma8
lynch you now?
oh god no.
i'm going to save you for last.
matt/shoe + mara/qwints death will bring us down to 5, mara won't be able to poison or else she causes us a mislynch
then i lynch empire
then i lynch you
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:12 pm
by Bert
Hahahahaha nice BS case
Love it. Oddly, I feel nothing because Shoe's poisoned so I am not worried about a thing, baby.
No way to quote what you said since Im on my phone.
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:12 pm
by Nachomamma8
NO PARANOIA??
THIS DOESN'T SEEM LIKE TOWN BERT TO ME
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:13 pm
by Bert
Haha, dude, Id hate to have been you in Newbie 1391
Painnnn my eyes
7 days!!!'nn
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:15 pm
by Nachomamma8
you're tryin to be a smooth criminal but i can feel you sweating bert
talking about all of these irrelevant details
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:16 pm
by Nachomamma8
your townie fired burned out long ago, bert.
all that remains is your scumfuck ashes.
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:17 pm
by Bert
You need some R&R man
Some rest, recharging, all that good stuff
I think you got sick and you're feeling dizzy
Are you sure youre okay, love
Because that case was so muddy with muddy mayhem
Like muddy fo sho
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:19 pm
by Nachomamma8
and yet i'm so confident in it that i'd bet the game on you being scum
hell, i am betting the game on you being scum
what makes you so confident shoe is last scum?
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:20 pm
by Bert
Cuz of his inactivity since Thurs, only way to explain a no-kill with a claimed watcher/doc alive
And a poisoner town lover duo
It's like adding 2 + 2
= 5
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:21 pm
by Bert
Man that case was so BS,
Man U letting em doubt me,
U been in 80% of my games, tons of baseline
I see what u did there, u tryin to sort me out, I ain't no fool
I ain't no fool in love
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:22 pm
by Bert
Should we break up...
Or should we make up.... *song plays*
I believe that children r out future....
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:24 pm
by Tammy
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty that something inside
*cant sleep and finding this amusing*
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:24 pm
by Tammy
They possess inside*
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:28 pm
by Nachomamma8
In post 1990, Bert wrote:U been in 80% of my games, tons of baseline
I see what u did there, u tryin to sort me out, I ain't no fool
and how many times has nacho read you wrong?
ZERO
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:29 pm
by Nachomamma8
you're only giving me fuel for my nightmare machine to lynch the hell out of you
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:29 pm
by Nachomamma8
tammy, quicklynch matt please.
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:31 pm
by Tammy
THE GREATEST LOVE OF ALL IS EASY TO ACHIEVE
Okay I hate you right now Bert. This song is on a loop.
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:32 pm
by Tammy
I'm not making any decisions when I can barely think straight
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:33 pm
by Ms Marangal
VOTE: Bert
I don't likke the recent posts