Survivor Mafiascum Rankdown (Properly Dead. Leave it dead)

[Haschel Cedricson]

It is a far, far better thing I do for Mafiascum than I have ever done.

[DeathNote]

Lol, y'all are gonna have to wait til I'm in Austin and even then, probs not.

But I can bully you in person to make more cuts!

I will kick you in the shins, so help me. Don't you do this.

I'll be nagging like I've never nagged before.

[Flameaxe]

Lol, y'all are gonna have to wait til I'm in Austin and even then, probs not.

But I can bully you in person to make more cuts!

I will kick you in the shins, so help me. Don't you do this.

I'll be nagging like I've never nagged before.

more than in the car heading to blowing rock?

[xofelf]

Is such a thing even possible?
And fine Cody, I'll do it on your couch.

[Cheery Dog]

Help I've begun reading the title as (IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN) someone fix this please.

[Klick]

Is such a thing even possible?
And fine Cody, I'll do it on your couch.

phrasing

[xRECKONERx]

260. Ekans (Snakes) - Sky Pillar

Ekans had big plans, man. Big plans. He was part of a super sneaky plan to take out Croagunk early on, which threw some people's plans for a loop. He played hard and fast and made it to merge, which was obviously impressive in and of itself. His confessional is filled with very spot-on analysis of the game and the various alliances and interwoven threads. Really, this looked like a typical Snakes game... so, what went wrong, and why is it being cut? Well, first off, there's something to be said for these sort of "game-bot" style characters that are very analytical and calculated, but they rarely make for good, engaging characters. He complained that he played a better game than people who made jury, and while he may have been more analytical, I feel he missed out on the social aspect a bit. He made some missteps trusting the wrong people and tried to play swing vote between the conflicting alliances, and it just didn't work. Secondly, I went back and asked a few people from Sky Pillar who they remember the most. Almost nobody could tell me anything about who Ekans was or what he did. And I think memorability should be a big factor in this rankdown.

For those reasons, I'm cutting Ekans! May he ressssssst in piece.

[Papa Zito]

reck
have I ever told you that
you're my hero

[xRECKONERx]

[xofelf]

Yes this is good. This was a snakes game that I only remember being snakes because it was a username joke. He was a good ally, but nothing super special. He made a great third.

[D3f3nd3r]

259. Steve Cortez (Orcinus_theoriginal, Mass Effect)

He seemed slightly more liked than my last cut, Miranda Lawson? Otherwise he was on the same tribe and was just booted slightly earlier. There's not much to say here either, almost everything that applied to Miranda applies here too.

[xofelf]

Woah hold up there friend. Steve was a goddamn mess of a player. He traded away tribal immunity for inter-tribal diplomacy when our tribe was clearly in first place and allowed the other tribe to win instead for god only knows why? He would take control of challenges only to be the reason they were lost. He was abrasive and even his allies barely wanted anything to do with him other than as a beautiful scapegoat. There's a lot to say about him as a character, but the cut is solid.

[mallowgeno]

306? Draco (Mallowgeno) - Hogwarts

"Okay this time I call bull crap on me not getting 10 galleons...I definitely posted a paragraph and posted a pm and answered questions. This isn't easy at all to get 10 galleons..."

Draco was an okay character. He floated through the Ravenclaw tribe and latched onto the Peeves and Stan duo at the swap. During the next swap, he didn't make any strong connections and was voted out. During the game, he did just enough to survive until he didn't.

In his confessional was another story. Survivor Hogwarts had a mechanic where the players could buy items using money. This money could be earned through surviving, winning challenges and writing good confessionals. While people like Fenrir, Klick, Cephrir and Cybele were putting in lots of effort and earning the full 10 galleons, Draco's idea of a good confessional was a single post giving a one sentence answer to a couple mod questions. Needless to say, Draco often received 5 galleons for a mediocre confessional.

Instead of being disappointed and moving on, though, Draco took every 5 he received personally. He had a thread where he would complain every time he got a 5. That thread is three pages long. It sounds like this should move Draco up but there is a line between a memorable character quirk and annoying, and Draco's constant complaining was definitely annoying. Plus he didn't really add much to the season anyway.

Oh man I had a rough day that day and I kind of took it out on the mods >.< I still feel really awful about this I really enjoyed this game, thought game developers did a really awesome job with it

[xRECKONERx]

can we please just cut to the top 150 or something and try to give this some life

[Flameaxe]

Reck stop trying to do things just go with the flow

[xRECKONERx]

sorry yeah i should stop trying to accomplish things and just let it rot

[Flameaxe]

As an impartial viewer of this thread u do u

[Papa Zito]

can we please just cut to the top 150 or something and try to give this some life

wasn't there a skype chat for all the people doing this

couldn't you guys just agree on a bunch of cuts and post them without an essay for each one and then go through the last ones with RENEWED VIGOR

[Flameaxe]

Went through your mom with RENEWED VIGOR

[xRECKONERx]

idk some ppl want to make sure each character gets a eulogy

[Save The Dragons]

let viewers give a eulogy if it gets the cuts out

[kdowns]

Rip

[CuddlyCaucasian]

what is dead may never die

[xofelf]

It can if I lock the thread. And at this point, I'm officially calling this super fucking dead and killing it forever cuz nah.

[McMenno]

uuuuhm you guys were supposed to wait three more days smh