Newbie 1436 ~ Game Over

[Cabd]

Ewww now I ~REALLY~ don't wanna do it.

[Cabd]

You and Ffery as scum together would be interesting.

Ffery has been learning from me quite well but she's not ~that~ good at scum theater yet.

[Cabd]

Holy shit you all love me. One post and instant explosion.

I'm thinking kaze slot gets some analysis now.

[Cabd]

I wanna analyze how he danced around the day one wagons. ISO time.

[Cabd]

I mean had ffery speed wagoned me yesterday I'd have called her town as I went down and she probably knows that.

I didn't know that. But, I will certainly keep it in mind for an appropriate occasion!

Sakura-scum with you, I can squint and almost make that out. Almost. But, day one end makes it very unlikely.

I kinda want to draw scum with sakura one day, now that she's adapting my style of troll gambits, it would be a hoot.

[Cabd]

Spoiler: Initial Notes

14 - Awkward non-RVS RVS-stage vote.

15 - LITERAL OMGUS. Wow xD

18 - Lurker prods this early...?

20, 22, 24, etc. - Lots of weird interactions that blur the line between RVS and non. It's hard for me to tell what is serious and what isn't at some points. ns brings up good points in his initial posts, though.

29 is good readings.

41 - IIoA ALL DAY LONG, BRAH. And asking about PRs? You need votes. Super tempted to stop reading and just vote you right now because this. My GOD.

52 - maybe you really are just that noob.

62 - Typical ns is typical. Town again, huh?

68 - Wait WHAT. Why do you know about gambits and theory and not about Rolefishing and IIoA? No sense no sense no sense

71 - How the hell are we still in day one? Why is this alive?

- lots of talk about replace ins and games ive never heard of -

- lots of Cabd schooling bitches -

101 - I found ns's activity this early interesting too. But his content feels townish, at least.

116 - But whyyyyyy v.v Perhaps I'm conf biasing at this point. hm.

129 - I seriously hate it when people say "Nice try." It sets off my psychobabble tell alarms. But it's coming from ns who's a barrel of snark so it's null.

131 - And then you post this. ns, are you scum this game? You never get this passionate when you're town. Srsly.

140 - This interaction feels awkward. Like coaching, like scolding really. Blatantly. But not...scum motivated? It feels so weird.

166 - Right?

186 - Why, though?

192 - Policy Lynching? The fuck, ns?

200 - Ohai. Looks like both NOTYO and morph are here representing. Snazzy.

204 205 I'm going to assume this is a joke because there is NO WAY that really just genuinely happened.

207 Oh.

217 - Not sure, but I kinda like this post. I can see the logic here. ns may be town. Cabd may be scum.

220 - Feeling this right now.

223 - But the bickering here is stupid.

228 - nonono put it back you're a derp. Sakura feels townish again. Cabd/TSO?

240 - I seriously dislike your play, mmk? Feels supernoob something; not sure if supernoobtown or supernoobscum.

247 - Agreements agreements agreements here yush.

248 - You want to put Cabd in your scumpile but...you can't because...paranoia? Wat?

267 - Uhh...?

280 +1 to the first part of this post regarding TSO.

294 - This. Bert, you so town. I'm sorry I ever doubted you. Let's be friends.

Kay, so, ns is probably town.
So is Bert.
So is Fferyllt

I'll happily admit right now a lot of my townreads on these three are because we share similar reads. If I can see how people came to their conclusions, it gives me fuzzy warm town feels about them.

I can't read GM worth a damn. Had like one decent post to my knowledge but mostly idfk. Sorreh. Null.

agi102 is posting shit for content but I'm okay leaving this slot null leaning town since noob. So much noob. It hurts. agi please post better <3

Cabd is scumminess.

TSO needs rope asap.

VOTE: TSO

Let's go people! Make it happen!

His entry into the thread is that TSO is scum, I am scum.

[Cabd]

I feel less awkward now that I know I'm not the only male to frequently use <3's.

Anyhow, I re-read 1398 for some insight on TSO. He is a lot more vitriolic in that game than this one. Kinda solidifies my read. Yet the WAGON STILL BOTHERS ME fuck

I really like Ffery's case against GM but I'm not ready to accept scum GM yet. idk. Feels wrong.

It's what I call the "intimidation factor." Why is Cabd resorting to this, and is it alignment-indicative or a tell in any way, shape, or form? Surely, this looks like it's supposed to arouse fear in the other and persuade someone to back down from attacking him?

Why not talk it out, or at least be more reachable for everyone

Tell me what you think, please?

Looks awkward, yes. Belligerent. Not sure if alignment-indicative, though.

notscience, please. let's try to be useful.

as of now, all you've done is tunnel my scumread and try to take credit for it. which is great, but makes you pretty useless all the same.

lol. Do you always throw out insults when you feel like people are on to you?

@Bert - Why do you continue to call me a she? ._.

Unvote

This wagon. I don't like it anymore. Bad feels.

My next choice would be Cabd, but TSO and ns are on it and I don't know what to make of that. I haven't liked ns lately. Perhaps I'm overthinking it. Perhaps not.

Meh. Vote floats.

VOTE: TSO

I'm tired of agonizing over this wagon. And I didn't realize how close we are to deadline. >.> TSO is scum. He needs to hang. Wagon analysis be damned. #yolo

EXCEPT BEFORE TODAY ENDS I wanna hear something awesome from Cabd. Like, anything. Gimme your final reads for the day, some scrutiny of some aspect of the wagon, anything. Anything but "fuck I hate jury duty guize i'll be awesome later"

He waffles on how he "feels" about the TSO wagon, but never votes anyone else, just an unvote and then a re-vote.

[Cabd]

A lot of his ISO is complaining about his inability to get reads form the ffery-cabd dancefest that is our reading of each other.,

I shall skim.

For some reason the back-and-forth between you two and the likeminded-ness of the both of you(Cabd and ffery) makes me feel like you're a united front. Either both scum or both town. But this may be because you know each other well/hydra together/etc. So I'm probably just thinking too hard about it. Probs null.

Still gives me the weird feels.

Like we're kids and momma Ffery and poppa Cabd are having their own side-conversations.

Of course this isn't alignment-indicative.

But still.

Have fun with that.

I'm just trying to gather something from this back-and-forth and I cannot and it frustrates me a bit. But, go about it.

[Cabd]

Guys I think i'm talking myself into a scumread here, somebody play devil's advocate?

[Cabd]

Like the way kaze was detached at the start of day and and late day one makes perfect sense for why GM would be dead.

[Cabd]

Hey mala be a dear and freeze deadline?

[Cabd]

the group I think I want to lynch from today.

Which is?

[Cabd]

I'm up for lynching either agi or Kaze i think they make sense as scum team, considering both would be the most newbies here which would make sense with the claimed VT NK, however I can also see scum doing that mislead us, and the only person i think would pull that would be either ffery or ns, and im townreading ffery...

BTW there's a non-zero chance that it's you and ffery, setting a kaze flip up now and then a me-mislynch in lylo, but it's so close to zero that i'm willing to hand you the win on a silver platter if such is the case.

[Cabd]

I'm up for lynching either agi or Kaze i think they make sense as scum team, considering both would be the most newbies here which would make sense with the claimed VT NK, however I can also see scum doing that mislead us, and the only person i think would pull that would be either ffery or ns, and im townreading ffery...

BTW there's a non-zero chance that it's you and ffery, setting a kaze flip up now and then a me-mislynch in lylo, but it's so close to zero that i'm willing to hand you the win on a silver platter if such is the case.

Like legit the tradeoff of losing a towngame would be worth it to see you both pull a cabd-level gambit like that.

[Cabd]

We still need to deal with notsci's shit-tunneling of me though. Somebody not named cabd explain to him why this shit waits till tomorrow plz

[Cabd]

I made mala my bit.... errrr... asked the mod for clarity.

[Cabd]

In the meantime, ffery, what do you think about the fact that notsci is still voting me?

[Cabd]

If a replacement isn't found when the timer hits 3 days I will freeze it. As of now the deadline remains the same because you have over 9 days on the clock.

Told ya guys.

[Cabd]

Well like I can think of exactly one reason town notsci would be keeping this up so long. And I don't like that angle nor think it's very likely soooo...

[Cabd]

You being this cryptic is not something I usually associate with you, ffery. something up?

[Cabd]

I'm up for lynching either agi or Kaze i think they make sense as scum team, considering both would be the most newbies here which would make sense with the claimed VT NK, however I can also see scum doing that mislead us, and the only person i think would pull that would be either ffery or ns, and im townreading ffery...

BTW there's a non-zero chance that it's you and ffery, setting a kaze flip up now and then a me-mislynch in lylo, but it's so close to zero that i'm willing to hand you the win on a silver platter if such is the case.

Like legit the tradeoff of losing a towngame would be worth it to see you both pull a cabd-level gambit like that.

I am sad laying here in bed that this post went several hours without a snarky reply by either of you.

[Cabd]

It had better be a sakura-cabd scumteam case because otherwise youre wasting your effort.

[Cabd]

It had better be good, because I'm sitting here with glee trying to think of what you'll manage to cook up. Don't disappoint me.

[Cabd]

Well given that it's on me, who is town, and sakura, who is town, yes, yes I am.

[Cabd]

Well to be fair there's as before mentioned a .1% chance of sakura scum but nah.

[Cabd]

<---this is me giving zero fucks about your case because lol

[Cabd]

You really just want to make us claim don't you?

It's okay if you want it to happen, just say so.

[Cabd]

Using a drunkpost to compare to my stance on you was pretty good tho. Points granted.

[Cabd]

Like unless you're legit counterclaiming here, you're pulling a titus.

[Cabd]

Oh? I was thinking more the GFT

[Cabd]

GIFT, rather.

[Cabd]

[Cabd]

DO tell me syr's principle though. Does it have a neat name?

[Cabd]

I'm not gonna bother rebutting a case that has zero chance of being true given the game state. You're arguing to lynch an innocent child for the day.

[Cabd]

Because I am. Deal with it.

I'll let somebody not named me tell you why you're being an idiot.

[Cabd]

He calls it the fuzzybutternut rule.

Oh that guy lol. Duly noted.

[Cabd]

He's hoping he can heat ffery's paranoia soup to boil and let it spill over.

[Cabd]

Hey. Hey notsci? Are you claiming a PR incompatible with cop? Cuz if you arent GTFO

[Cabd]

Yes clearly this ENTIRE ordeal of several in the moment actions and reactions was all staged backstage in the scum QT. You, having cleverly seen through our evil plans, have no choice left but to vote us both until we die.

[Cabd]

This really looks like an attempt to force a claim a day early notscience. So unless you are saying that your role makes it impossible for sakura to have investigated anyone, or for me to investigate anyone, then fuck off.

[Cabd]

Not worth it sakura, cuz then you get lynched i get NK'd.

[Cabd]

Hey. Hey notsci. Tell me, who am I voting? Who am I wanting to lynch?

[Cabd]

Ah yes clearly I've managed to recruit ffery too and made this game 3 v 6 from the start and now we're at 3/4 LYLO

[Cabd]

Hey ffery you hear that? I'm playing you like a puppet. Dance for me?

[Cabd]

VOTE: Kaze This still needs to happen.

[Cabd]

Where/when was this?

[Cabd]

Yeah I certainly don't recall that. Because it's totally incorrect.

[Cabd]

My pattern as scum is to keep the ones suspecting me heavily around as long as possible.

[Cabd]

I'd ask Saki but /ongoings and etc.

It was one they were in together, but Saki pegged him, but wasn't a threat, therefore he kept him alive.

You're talking about xenologue, and ffery was playing with me as a hydra there. Ffery, explain to the resident idiot the ACTUAL reasons we kept saki around plz.

[Cabd]

Damn right it worked.

[Cabd]

Oh btw effective 9am saturday morning my heart and soul belongs to Pokemon X version. So i'll make posts while eating dinner or something and that's about it.

[Cabd]

We interrupt your shit notsci tunneling for this news flash: Nobody has refuted the scum kaze case, so.... he's scum but nobody cares? notsci you think it's me-sakura so why is kaze town, and no cheating with POE.

[Cabd]

Hi mario, quick question. Who is your partner?

[Cabd]

....Welp this solves a lot of potential questions?

[Cabd]

No point in keeping it to yourself now that you've said that, sadly.

[Cabd]

i suck at logic who is it?

[Cabd]

Oh okay then, notscience can go suck a dick if it's me OR sakura, then.

[Cabd]

Mario v Notsci v bert faceoff wheeeeeee.

Unless scum wants to surrender and call it good?

[Cabd]

Just remember that you can claim scum but not your partner's name!~

[Cabd]

In other words, we're in doc-cop-RB, eh?

[Cabd]

So (kaze-mario) and what partner? Hmmm.... notsci going for epic cabdlynch, or bert going paranoia flake Or ffery for a side of wtfness.

Nah.

[Cabd]

BTW this is the funniest newbie game i've seen in a long time. Nice gambiting with ya, sakura.

[Cabd]

You're really dense as fuck, you know that? Sakura isn't a cop and neither am I.

[Cabd]

And no, kaze slot first.

[Cabd]

So.... agi is cop. Mafia knows if there's a doctor or not, given their own roles, and cop will be RB'd anyways, might be worth having doctor claim if it exists anyways, to eat a NK and still keep us in autowin status. Agi needs to confirm the cop claim though.

[Cabd]

Agi needs to confirm the cop claim though.

And if there's any counterclaims, speak now or forever hold your peace.

[Cabd]

If there are no counterclaims, then notsci can go suck a dick.

[Cabd]

So now who am I scum with notsci? Less potshots at the confirmed town, more flailing.


VOTE: notsci

[Cabd]

If we're just gonna sit here, why are we stalling this out?

[Cabd]

Mario is doing the "newbie who got a scum pm and got the fuck pegged out of them" dance, can we PLEASE lynch it now?

[Cabd]

I'll even stop lynching notsci long enough to kill mario.

[Cabd]

Lol that's a good p-edit.

VOTE: mario

[Cabd]

Save her the replacement IMO

[Cabd]

ike the most people who replaced out in a slot ever anywhere

Not quite but this is pretty silly.


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[Cabd]

Hey at least this saves mala the effort.

[Cabd]

Hi wisdom, you're scum. Surrender for us real quick?

[Cabd]

Lol ur dumb. Still not scum, but I do see the angle ya scumfucks are aiming for. Taking advantage of notsci being a tunneling idiot.

[Cabd]

You know the worst part about this is that at least one of the idiots voting me is town. Probably NS, bert's jump was opportunistic as fuck. Either way, even if you guys mislynch me, I'm gonna make it hurt for you.

BTW I still don't get "how I knew" so if somebody feels like explaining that, go ahead.

[Cabd]

Highly considering only playing games with an alt for a while tired of all this "herpafuckingderp cabd has a good scumgame everything he does MUST be a super special scum gambit move"

[Cabd]

So who is my hypothetical buddy, anyways?

It keeps changing.

[Cabd]

Oh, and you're sure enough that I'm scum that you'll have no objections to town powerfucking you into the ground tomorrow if you're wrong, right?

[Cabd]

Cabd, explain the "save her the replacement"-esque push on a possible doctor slot?

Unless that's a doctor claim, it can rightly and kindly go fuck off, because that slot's play has been really scummy and also, I was under the impression sakura was doctor once our little gambit fest was over and agi claimed cop.

[Cabd]

I mean obviously now she's clarified that it's not so whatever.

Still no fucks given, still town, and you can STILL get over it.

[Cabd]

Okay. If you manage to convince town to mislynch me, you can selfvote first thing tomorrow. That works. Finding the buddy will be a bit more difficult so I prefer NOT to mislynch today, but hey, silver linings and all that shit.

[Cabd]

And with that, I'm off to bed.

Since nobody seems to want to listen to me you can have sakura tell you why at least one of you three are being really fucking dumb right now.

[Cabd]

P-edit that's not a p-edit: Funny, but ok. Like I said, you might get my lynch but it's gonna fucking STING on the way down. Players are instructed to make sure wisdom doesn't wiggle out of this tomorrow if I get lynched, mmkay?

[Cabd]

Then hammer me. Just don't be too surprised when the flip is green.

BTW wisdom scumslipped by saying that "cop would have a guilty on my partner" because it means that he's setting me up to look like a roleblocker. He's probably the roleblocker, so lynch him first, aka tomorrow.

[Cabd]

You've let wisdom flip you around onto me using your paranoia, so like i said, lynch him tomorrow.

I'm VT, I accept my lynch, I suggest the town think clearly about finding wisdom's partner.

[Cabd]

BTW ffery I'm rubbing this mislynch in your face postgame if you're town.

[Cabd]

I'm kinda getting paranoid as fuck here and thinking ffery-wisdom but i dunno. Either way, whichever of {sakura, agi} lives to tomorrow PLEASE think critically and don't vote willy nilly. It'll be LYLO or MYLO.

[Cabd]

That said, this game is probably a scum win. Too many tunneling towns, and or players who are playing some sort of burden of proficiency with my scumgame shit.

[Cabd]

That said, this game is probably a scum win. Too many tunneling towns, and or players who are playing some sort of burden of proficiency with my scumgame shit.

I'm going to assume you couldn't type that with a straight face.

I dunno what you mean by that.

But yeah, calling scumwin. Like i said,

if

you're town you're not going to listen to me until i'm dead anyways ESPECIALLY after 165, so whatever.

[Cabd]

Ffery, if you're town, you've got two days to figure out who the two scum players are (and by that I mean who wisdom's partner is)

Because by then I'm making you lynch me if you won't lynch wisdom.

[Cabd]

Oh yes, I totally had a straight face typing that. I'm good at scum, but I'm no god of scum or anything like that.

[Cabd]

Sakura, her hall of mirrors has already decided I'm scum. Last time it did that and she argued with it, was NY165. SHe stopped lynching me to lynch town, and hates herself for it. Her eyes and ears are blocked by the paranoia. If you think you can break through the cruft, more power to you, I'm not going to try.

It's better if I go down today than heaven forbid we mislynch somebody else today, and i'm the shoe-in lynch in Mylo/Lylo tomorrow.

[Cabd]

Okay, any counterclaims?

If not, that's fine then. Sadly, doctor will be roleblocker and cop killed, or vice versa, seeing as how i'm flipping town, but whatever.

[Cabd]

Because when i flip vanilla town, we do not know if there's a doctor or not without a flip of a rb or doc. So

wisdom is NOT confirmed town

and I need you guys to act accordingly tomorrow.

[Cabd]

Repeat after me, sakura, agi, ffery, bert, notsci: "If Cabd flips town I hereby swear I will not give wisdom a free pass in lylo"

[Cabd]

Less calling upon more religious symbols, more repeating after me.

[Cabd]

Repeat after me ffery: "If Cabd flips town I hereby swear I will not give wisdom a free pass in lylo"

[Cabd]

I don't want people thinking a doctor claim that is not counterclaimed confirms wisdom as town. Sakura JUST won as scum doing a doctor claim without a CC.

[Cabd]

Especially since kaze's play doesn't seem like a PR at all.

[Cabd]

Ya'll have two days before I self hammer, btw.

[Cabd]

Doesn't matter, I'm obviously getting lynched today anyways. Think of this as you getting to live your play in river city from another POV.

[Cabd]

Hey. Hey notscience. Claim VT or Doc CC already so the scumfucks on my wagon can get their blood when ffery hammers.

[Cabd]

By the way wisdom, remind me to avoid you whenever possible, your posts make my eyes glaze over as both alignments, it turns out.

[Cabd]

Oh, and sakura, your gambit was good, it got correct results, and don't fault yourself that these idiots don't take it for what it was. You can't cure this brand of stubborn no matter how hard you try.

[Cabd]

I expect an essay postgame from you wisdom:

"Why I am a confirmation bias idiot and lynched cabd for not liking my shitty posting style"

[Cabd]

That assumes you're town though. If you're scum it's excusable but your style of posting is still annoying and shit.

[Cabd]

I have no fucking clue what to make of your doctor claim, wisdom. And at this point i've stopped caring. Notsci gets in here, claims vt or doc, and then i self hammer and get to send you a big fuck you in twilight.

[Cabd]

Like seriously, I saw you replace in and almost replaced out, but this game has had enough replacements already and mala doesn't deserve to suffer just because i think you're an insufferable idiot.

[Cabd]

Wisdom you're wasting your breath, I've already accepted my lynch, so i dunno why you're trying to sell people on it.

I already told ffery to hammer me. She wants to wait for notsci.

[Cabd]

Hurry the fuck up notsci, I'm tired of dealing with this shit.

[Cabd]

I'd sigbet you but that's against the rules. Do you honestly think ffery is gonna sit here and be all "well clearly cabd is offering to self hammer let's let him off the hook"? Because yeah right as if.

[Cabd]

Scum will win this becuase at least one of {wisdom bert notsci} has their head up their ass. I've already written this off as a loss. Now notsci comes in, claims, and I wash my hands of this bullshit.

[Cabd]

Sigbet you as to my flip. But like i said, against rules. Shame too, I'd have something pretty embarrassing for you to wear.

[Cabd]

Hey ffery. Get your ass in here and confirm for this idiot that you're hammering me once notsci shows up. Promise him.

[Cabd]

It's called being pissed off at these morons death tunneling me.

I've stopped caring about my own survival and want the best chance town is gonna be able to have come lylo tomorrow.

[Cabd]

There you go wisdom. She promises to hammer me.

So now get off your ass because i'm flipping town, and figure out the scum, ~if~ you're town.

[Cabd]

that or I'll vote Wisdom.

ONLY if notsci claims doctor. Elsewise you are hammering me. Promise?

[Cabd]

NB4 wisdom claims cabd-ffery scumteam

[Cabd]

but I'm not expecting that to happen. notsci hasn't been playing like a PR.

I thought you were dropping PR tells interspersed with all that freaking gambiting.

Nope. Just trying to help sakura who I thought was cop live another day after outing an innocent on me.

[Cabd]

Still town.
Still vanilla.
Still getting lynched.

I suggest you all try to figure out who the actual scum are while you wait.

[Cabd]

Oh, and this is to Agi. I'm sorry your first game is full of so much hatred and misery. Not every game is like this, and I'm partially to blame. Don't give up, your cop play was pretty solid so far.

[Cabd]

To drive it through your fucking skull. Start looking for scum if you're town.

[Cabd]

Like this is hilarious because you're honest to god thinking that I'm scum at this point while getting other players to PROMISE TO LYNCH ME and threatening to LYNCH MYSELF if they don't.

[Cabd]

There's literally no reason I wouldn't have self-hammered at this point as scum. I'm only waiting for notscience. And then i'm going to have my sweet townflip, and I hope you remember this game, if you're town, as yet another example of your shittunneling fucking town over.

[Cabd]

So do you think ffery is my scumbud? Because walk me through how else me making her hammer me makes sense from scumcabd POV.

[Cabd]

BTW guys you had better analyze this shit tomorrow, it's gonna be your best bet for reading wisdom.

[Cabd]

If you're town, wisdom, and I mean this in all sincerity: Your confirmation bias, alongside notsci's shittunnels and bert's fucking waffles, are going to lose us the game.

[Cabd]

She's not stalling, she's waiting. That's what happens when there's a claim that hasn't had a chance to be counterclaimed. Mafia 101. No lynch until all CC potentials are done.

[Cabd]

Your confirmation bias, alongside notsci's shittunnels and bert's fucking waffles, are going to lose us the game.

If all those are town, who is scum?
More slipping.

My flip is going to feel so good and I am going to rub it in your arrogant fucking face.

[Cabd]

You have no fucking idea how hard I've thought about this wagon.

The last time I thought this hard about a Cabd wagon it dissipated, and the fucking white mage double night protector was lynched instead.

Shut up and keep your promise to hammer me once notsci pops in. You're going to give yourself an early death due to stress otherwise. It doesn't even matter if you're right or wrong about the final read you give me, I'm getting lynched regardless.

[Cabd]

She's not stalling, she's waiting. That's what happens when there's a claim that hasn't had a chance to be counterclaimed. Mafia 101. No lynch until all CC potentials are done.

I'm talking about before I claimed. She was stalling so she can "re-ISO and let some thoughts percolate". I'm feeling that as your buddy she would have hammered you there.

The day I draw scum with ffery outside of our hydra will be a very scary day.

[Cabd]

white mage double night protector

To be fair that claim was bullshit and I legit thought it was an SK claim.

[Cabd]

Your confirmation bias, alongside notsci's shittunnels and bert's fucking waffles, are going to lose us the game.

If all those are town, who is scum?
More slipping.

My flip is going to feel so good and I am going to rub it in your arrogant fucking face.

No, answer me. I'm confbiased, ns is tunneling and Bert is waffling. That means you are calling everyone town. Who is scum then?

I personally think it's you but I am so emotionally invested in making you feel like a dumbass once I flip, that i've lost sight of alignments and am talking freely now. Doesn't matter, I die as soon as notsci shows up anyways. And scum waffles too, you saw bert in castle first hand.

[Cabd]

And why do you want me to answer you if I'm scum anyways?

[Cabd]

Eh, I'll get most of my rants out postgame anyways. I'm headed to bed. Fucks given: zero as of now

[Cabd]

There won't be any associative stuff, namely because I'm not scum, but sure. Good night all.

[Cabd]

I'm rubbing this townflip in your face postgame too, bert.

(BTW in case anyone hadn't noticed, I've already accepted my lynch and I'm just emotionally trolling everyone until notsci gets here)

[Cabd]

Because i'm the shoe in lynch at LYLO. And that will lose the game. It's better to lynch me now (hurry the fuck up notscience) and go from there tomorrow.

[Cabd]

The odds of mislynching today and then lynching me tomorrow are non-zero and I don't like those odds.

[Cabd]

Okay so finally I get to be done with this shit.

If you guys were scumhunting hat'd be one thing, but you're not. You're looking for associative tells with me... when I'm VT.

See you on the other side, jerkasses.

VOTE: Cabd

I'm flipping VT by the way, so go eat shit and die notsci/wisdom/bert

[Cabd]

While we wait for mala, let's play a game of "How many of the idiots voting for me are town"?

[Cabd]

Hey sakura I want an honorary sakura hana award postgame.

[Cabd]

Why the fuck did you self hammer today?

Because i'm sick and tired of the idiot crew. And now you get to devote time to it. Good luck!

[Cabd]

Yep. Sorry to disappoint you.

If I was scum I would have hammered several pages ago.

[Cabd]

Because WIFOM about "yeah well you're scum trying to make us think you're gonna self hammer but won't"

Shame i don't get to sigbet, I had really hilariously embarrassing ones ready for the idiot trio.

[Cabd]

Yep. Sorry to disappoint you.

If I was scum I would have hammered several pages ago.

I thought you were drawing this out, waiting for me to flip flop again.

You weren't going to flipflop after the trainwreck I put you through in 165.

I said this at the start of the game. This is probably the game where you paranoia swings too far off the side and I get mislynched.

[Cabd]

Who are the scum team?

If you think wisdom is legit, and you're town, it's {bert-notsci} without a doubt.

[Cabd]

'Dat talking down to me. I have no reason to troll you guys post hammer, bert.

Also what sakura said.



Odds on bert-wisdom?

[Cabd]

Maybe not, sakura. If wisdom is actually scum he could easily RB the cop and kill you.

[Cabd]

If you're town, ffery, this is your punishment for letting paranoia cloud everything you do around me.

[Cabd]

Cabd's probably trolling, relax.

Nope not trolling, looking forward to you trying to talk your way out of shit tomorrow.


P-edit: Yes but said doc is under suspicion while you're confirmed town sakura.

[Cabd]

Well if anything i'll be happy if I get NK'd because I sux at LYLO anyway, I haven't won a single Town LYLO ever.

Not true you won that one newbie game LYLO

[Cabd]

If you're town, ffery,

this is your punishment

for letting paranoia cloud everything you do around me.

No, this is

your

punishment for making a project out of me in every game where you've been scum and I've been town. Perpetual MYLO possibly excepted, but I think that was mostly a case of you not having the time to really dig your claws in.

The paranoia is 100% justified. I'm not sure you can even call it paranoia.

Heh. Well, if you're town, this is your lesson not to let the paranoia, or whatever else you wish to call it, rule your logic and mind.

[Cabd]

Also, two games hardly count as a big "omg every game" for this. Just because they were large-ish games doesn't really mean much.

[Cabd]

Why would they change anything?

I still expect Cabd to flip scum, we're doomed if he's actually town.

Then (if you're town) you're doomed. Have fun!~

[Cabd]

I really don't enjoy it. If I was scum at this point, i'd just have laid out a final WIFOM reads post and left; just like I did in the MYLO game.

[Cabd]

It's enough WIFOM as it is, why would you need to do that?

You're wasting your time by trying to convince me that I'm scum trolling post hammer when I obviously know my role card.

[Cabd]

Yeah sure, now it's my fault. Enjoy your flashwagon tomorrow, wisdom.

[Cabd]

Your refusal to think outside the cabd is scum mentality was terrible if you're town wisdom. Your shit tunneling is going to make this game castle II

[Cabd]

You didn't try to convince me otherwise, did you?

I did actually, but you were so sure i was scum. You came in, saw notsci derptunneling, and joined him.

Enjoy lylo!

[Cabd]

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=31155

[Cabd]

Notsci did his usual town play in my mini normal. He was scum. Giving him a free meta pass is bad.

[Cabd]

Look at his ISO involving titus on day one

[Cabd]

Cabd, You sure Ffery's town??

I'm not sure anyone is town. Besides sakura and Agi.

[Cabd]

And to think, it only took my suicide AND ten pages of us yelling at you to get you to listen to me, wisdom. How cheap a price.

[Cabd]

You know what would be fucking hilarious? If I was scum with wisdom.

[Cabd]

Mala is back, bye bye folks.

[Cabd]

ALso wisdom, I worked out the math and the liklyhood of town win is actually higher lynching me today than the odds of mislynchiing today then me losing in lylo.

[Cabd]

SO there really was no other lynch happening today.

[Cabd]

Hey mala, how was work today? Did you have any customers that you wanted to punch in the face?

[Cabd]

Bert, what do you do for a living anyways, or are you too young?

[Cabd]

Oh I see how it is.

[Cabd]

That question could go to anyone tbh, i think this is my first finished game with my new playstyle.

You kicked ass like I told you in sitechat.

[Cabd]

Was there a dead qt?

nope