Micro 376: Chosen Mafia - Game Over = Perfect Town Win

[Guilty Gunsmith]

wow. that's pretty unacceptable...

So is this hydra slip.

[Guilty Gunsmith]

Spoiler: slippies

wut...

ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!


I'M ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shuttup and vote BBT

K so here is the thing about BBT.

Hes probably town.

!

from now on i'm instituting a hydra policy where no one says anything about a read until we agree on it.

so come talk to me.

also, no one is going to vote LC swifty. the only thing you are doing is masking your motivation by vote parking. that's pretty scummy, jsyk.

p-edit: also that's why. scum lc would try to sell it as a bus.

maybe not sell it as a bus but definitely have their own agenda and make it look like they are listening to town reads when they aren't.

It's either, a) Lying Cat or b) ZZZX.

A) I don't need to explain.
B) Flubber called him chosen for absolutely no reason. I don't even need to talk about his inactivity right now, we'll see what happens today.

If neither of them are scum, then whatever; I'd say it's probably GG, if that were to happen. BBT's town and I'm never voting him; that's all I know for sure.

these are all... extremely terrible.

guyett is my houseplant. jingle is my honeypot.

HEY FRUITBAT...

TSO DED.

Says the one who agreed with me yesterday.

how do you even have a 2012 join date and have such bad reads and such bad reasoning for those reads and no concept of why people are starting think you are scum?

P-EDIT JESUS CHRIST AP. stahp

Actually opportunity strikes. AP, can you explain your townread on BBT in detail?

Its not really in depth at all.

I just find it extremely

un

likely that

scum

NEWBSCUM

would post such scummy nonsense in defense of a buddy. Not in that way.

FFS.

can you quote my shit please? and turn on the damn site chat so i can yell at you there instead?

ummmm... so you don't want to read the posts, and you don't like anyone, and you're not having fun, and you don't want to put in any effort, so why did you not replace out?

idgi.

You guys are all playing this game with your heart in your sleeve and don't care about anything else.

I'm pretty sure that everyone I would consider some of the best players on the site just lynched scum on D1...

AP. WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME!?

I

just finished a scumgame with zzzx

HE. IS. NOT. SCUM. Unvote him right now.

wow. that's pretty unacceptable...

wow. that's pretty unacceptable...

So is this hydra slip.

you're supposed to be unvoting z and quoting me.

UNVOTE:

ETL

[Guilty Gunsmith]

Antihero, you are pretty bad at mafia. Now vote ZZZX without me ;(

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We were simply speaking in our native tongues.

Now Im going to speak in AP tongue.

Vote GG

is the source of my tracker posioning for the last few weeks.

holy shit this isn't town.

GG is town and TSO is annoyingly scummy so far.
VOTE: TSO

Lynch this.

@mod what happens if no votes were made in a dayphase.

Such town motivation.

In order for the town to perform a no-lynch, you would have to first ignore the part where I said you couldn't no-lynch and then embarrass yourselves trying to do it even though you can't.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Very scum hunt.

Lets start choosen hunting stuff.

LOL

If you are scum now and lied I have "ways" to find you mainly. so this should be good.

LOL

here is another question. Who do you think would veto you and why?

YOU ALREADY ASKED THIS ONE.

I love (and hate) how accurately you know my play style lol

EtL only likes Z' this game because he is whispering sweet nothings in her ear.

[Guilty Gunsmith]

I'll wait for you TSO

Meanwhile I'll be keeping my vote on prob scum tso

Ya ok you do that.

and ZZZX is chosen.

THIS PINGS MY SCUMDAAAAAAARS

if I am ever lynched and was choosen lynch this thing.

Man is this the best distancing scheme you two dumbies could cough up?

I am the KING of distancing. YOU KNOW NOTHING JON ZNOW.

And I speak ZZZX.

ETL

LOL AHAHA

I AM
DYING
SO FUCKING HARD>

STOP BUDDYING EtL. SHES MY GIRL.

It smells like a slip imho

And this post smells like a shit.

[Guilty Gunsmith]

My god, TSO needs to be lynched post-haste. Whenever you guys come around to it, we can get this scumlynch kicked off.

GGO turned me to a null read or idk and TSO became one of his scum reads? what a quick change.
I want both of thier heads on a wall. I hear a bus gone wrong.

I smell it in my bones.

HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HUEUEUEUEE

INTENT TO PUT FLUBBER AT L1

Discuss.

HOLY SHIT LYNCH THIS

can you guys take a look at shreddies mafia and compare it here and tell me the result. Is BBT's play here the same as there?

NO

[Guilty Gunsmith]

And it aint that special.

Btw my net should be back sometime today

LYNCH ALL LIARS

[Guilty Gunsmith]

and GG suddenly is drunk or something.

Oh it wasn't sudden.

It took a couple hours of gin and smirnoff ice. and reading your scummy posts.

Its cute how you have EtL eating out of the palm of your hand.

951 is like the scummiest nonsense. Anyone not voting you is really bad at this game.

[Guilty Gunsmith]

So we're at a crossroads.

I think BBT is town.

EtL think BBT is scum.

I think ZZZZXZZZZXZXXZX is scum.

EtL thinks he is town.

The only other person I'd really consider is Josh and MAYBE Swifty and even then I'd really rather just smite Z.

At least we both agree that Heartless is town.

[Guilty Gunsmith]

I'm gonna iso Z at work today and compare to meta

good luck with that buckaroo

let me know when

you

start drinking to ease the pain

Quoting hydra slip.


....

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I dunno, EtL assures me that her Z townread is solid because of meta. Which is exactly what makes it as solid as Giardia-inflicted poops, IMO. Because meta is never a good tool and ZZX is actually just scum in this game.

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on this account now

what am i doing?

You are drunk.

You are voting scum, so you are doing well

[Guilty Gunsmith]

To be fair, AP is so fine.

Thats what my boyfriend says about me and specifically my behind.

[Guilty Gunsmith]

Well EtL is not going to be a fan of my latest not-town read.

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ok, so BBT is scum...

like... this isn't rocket science AP, what's the disconnect for you here?

This post sucks.

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Fortunately Im the most motivated when it comes to account switching.

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Just "NOOOO YOU'RE WRONG. BBT'S TOWN AND ZZZX IS SCUM."

And "If BBT flips town, we lynch ZZZX okay?" to which I say "No don't be silly."

EtL you are on timeout for hydra slips.

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VOTE: Heartless

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EtL should be happy Im deciding to trust her ZZZX read.

She needs to trust my BBT read though.

Swifty has been nothing but town Today.

[Guilty Gunsmith]

Somebody fight me!

Sthar8!

Now jingle and I need a hydra and we need to roll scum in a game with you and EtL. Then we can just Hydra and al slip all over the place in a giant scumblob.

P-edit: Yes and Im bussing my fellow goon.

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I mean lets face it, most of the people in this game want to mislynch BBT.

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VOTE: Heartless

What in the fuck are you doing...??

UNVOTE:

VOTE: BBT

[Guilty Gunsmith]

Starting a riot.

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I mean lets face it BBT is probably a chozen townie

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But ok lets go with this obviously scum motivated mislynch. Someone hammer it please. Id rather get this over with.

[Guilty Gunsmith]

Antihero, just hammer BBT.

I dont wanna spend several pages Today talking about whether or not BBt is scum when he clearly isn't Just hammer him and NK us for the lolz. You can probably get Z and LC ML'd respectively, kill Josh.

[Guilty Gunsmith]

Who do I have to mislynch so I can eventually get a big enough wagon on Z to lynch him?

MAybe my slot...

[Guilty Gunsmith]

You and Antihero can have your little Alpha male fight later

If that takes pages of discussion, so be it. I'm willing to have that talk, why aren't you?

Because the anti-depressants I'm taking are making me more confident about myself and I really wanna
people instead of going on and on about logic in a game where logic only gets you so far.

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I'm going to make a case.

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Unvote
Vote: Josh_B

I don't really see the other two.

I voted Josh, because he is really the only person I'm scumreading atm (excluding you).

I'm hard scumreading Josh

1. Guilty Gunsmith (AngryPidgeon + EspeciallyTheLies) - ns
2. BlueBloodedToffee - ns
3. Lying Cat - nt
4. awestfie - n
5. Josh_B - s
6. Flubbernugget - nt
7. ZZZX - t
8. Heartless - nt
9. T S O - t

I think Josh is scum.

You think Josh is scum.

There's a natural follow-up to this.

@Heartless, I'm actually fine with my vote. It's these two votes that I'm concerned about...

Lying Cat - [2] - Guilty Gunsmith, awestfie
BlueBloodedToffee - [2] - Heartless, T S O

Translation: I have a problem with any wagon larger than 1.

Especialy considering that there are so many Vote Kangaroos.

Translation: I have a kangaroo fetish.

Guilty Gunsmith, you are probably the chief. It took me a while to get it, but I think I'm going to jump off of any wagon that grows past two. At least for D1, and probably for D2. We can't no lynch, but I can un-voat.

Translation: I am not allowed to be on wagons with more than two votes for the first two days.

I thought I got the game at first, but then I was like ok, I guess, I have to vote someone, and now I'm like, no I really don't. As long as the vote count stays low, I'm good. 3 votes are probably enough to lynch. Unless it's scum, and then they get a 2 vote boost on whoever they want. I probably won't be upvoting anyone past the highest number of votes, and I'm probably going to stay vote parked for the rest of the phase, unless it becomes more obvious that someone is scum.

Translation: I have finally learned how to play Mafia. Votepark every day, and if the largest wagon is at L-4, putting it or any other wagon to L-3 is tantamount to idiocy. Scum have superpowers called "2 vote boost."

@mod How will you decide plurality if two people have the same number of votes? If you send it to Random.org, Will players be included who have had the most total votes against them, the highest number of votes at thread closing, or the highest number of votes gained? [/bold]

Translation: I'm advocating not reaching a majority.

I still believe there's scum in Josh/BBT.

[Guilty Gunsmith]

That was the case.

TSO had a boner for lynching Josh.

TSO dies.

Who dunnit?

[Guilty Gunsmith]

Alright someone can hammer now.

Town {Heartless, Josh B, ZZZX}

IF

BBT flips town, this order: LC, Swifty.

LC, your push on Josh despite common sense is troubling.

[Guilty Gunsmith]

AP, TSO also had a boner for lynching us. So.....

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Anything else?

Please TTH! TRUSSSSSSST.

ETL

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Man, Z', you are posting up a storm all over the site but here! Golly!

No etL is right though you are totally town.

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Ok TTH, jeez, I like literally just stepped out of the shoewr. I had the scratchiest face in the world due to not having showered in 48 hours so Im now here. Switching accounts is so much effort too, :<

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(1) ZZZX is really a chosen townie and Flubbernugget slipped up and revealed that he knew this information, (2) ZZZX is just a vanilla townie and Flubbernugget fabricated this case to pit TSO and ZZZX against each other, and (3) ZZZX is Flubbernuggets teammate and the posts serve to scare the town into not voting ZZZX by planting this idea that he's chosen.

I find 3 to be the most likely of these, but that is purely based off of ZZZX's reaction to the push being to focus on who may or may not be chosen when I don't think town would particularly care at that point. also he rather pointedly distances from Flubber but then keeps doing his own thing instead of actually pursuing Flubber.

about me I have no idea really. I dont find it weird If I was chosen. I find it actually possible. What do you think?

The fuck is this post. You can't just posit that X is true then ask other people what they think. Especially in response to TTH posting about why she thinks the opposite in drawn out detail.

@TTH: I like your posts and I would say that I agree Z/LC are the most likely candidates based on that. Im still town on BBT and Swifty, meh on Josh.

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You can just assume that if a post is made from the GG account, its AP >.>

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I was a little drunk last night and reflecting on this game. And by a little drunk I mean pretty damn drunk. Anywho, LC kept popping up in the back of my head. I am actually having a hard time seeing anything mega town from them in hindsight. Dunno. I swear I'll actually put in effort here when Im not feeling exhausted as hell.

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Hi Nero

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I have nothing new to add until we get a flip.

Well, I am having some doubt about BBT but not enough to change my mind about wanting to lynch him.

TTH your paranoia is understood but unfounded. This is pretty classic AP waffling, though I get that coming from me is worthless. Do what you must.

Really though, I'm a bit fed up with this day and feel like things are seriously stagnating. I can't do anything more with the information I have and need more. I'd put money on BBT being scum.

And I'm really kind of irritated at the resistance to the whole thing.

ETL

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I'm more interested in althunting Kenny than finding scum.

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Ok, well thanks for figuring that out for me. I figured out who the scum is.

Spoiler:

Josh

[Guilty Gunsmith]

conjunction

junction

what's your dysfunction?

I just noticed this post and giggled like a little girl.

[Guilty Gunsmith]

Sorry cuteboy, you don't have enough towncred to rub together to boldly go where no man has gone before this game. (Except Z but dear god hes either useless or scum this game so stop channeling him :hitoshrug:)

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Really though, I'm a bit fed up with this day and feel like things are seriously stagnating. I can't do anything more with the information I have and need more. I'd put money on BBT being scum.

$50?

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I'll give you 1:4 odds on it.

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3 pages of fluff. Nice.

I'm down for quick-lynching Josh B.

VOTE: Josh B

Like hes been obvtown since this post lol

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Daily reminder that BBT is town.

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Please remember to ask for the cost of services right away for BC, Canada shops.


UNVOTE:

Hostile Intent, do you understand the reasons behind the BBT case and the Josh case?

I'd like to know if you can explain it, which is what BBT is trying to get you to do, and you keep seeming to be unable to give even a summarized, off the top of your head explanation, which should be easy if you understand them both and made your vote based on the strength of one over the other.

ETL

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why do I keep doing that. ignore the first sentence. it's from a report for work.

ETL

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Josh B, because I didn't want BBT at L-1 at the moment.

Heartless, LC -

especially LC

Weigh in please.

LC your vote negligence is still fucking troubling. Why are you doing that? Do you not have any ideas anywhere at this stage of the game? I refuse to believe that BOTH OF YOU are completely devoid of analytical conclusions thus far. Especially with a scumflip. Hello... are you in there?

ETL

[Guilty Gunsmith]

If we lynch ZZZx, Josh, LC we win.

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I could lynch LC today if you and Ms. Antihero wanna swing that.

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Woah speak of the devils. Hi catboys.

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VOTE: Lying Cat

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Speedlynch wagon gogogog

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You and AP are turning anti-town hydra dissonance into an artform. One head posts a read, people discuss and agree with it, then the other head attacks those people. Your slot is simultaneously pushing both the biggest wagons today, and attacking and undermining both of them as well. If anyone disagrees with you it's 'oh no that was the other head.' But I'm totally not allowed to scumread you for it.

I knooooooooooooooow. I can't fix it. We can't agree. A lot because we've both been hella busy and bad at coordinating/using the hydra PT. We're terrible. I'm not even being sarcastic. I feel seriously guilty about this game. My incessantly horrible and careless slips and the dissonance.

I'm sorry Wicked!!

Wake me up when you solve the dissonance.

see you in twenty years, Rip.

*sigh*

If you and Heartless can agree on something, we'll vote there and be done with it.

ETL

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Yeah but also I'd like you to place a vote even if you think you don't have to because should today not be the end, I want to know where you've been.

ETL

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmk

VOTE: BBT

If town, lynch Josh B.

If

he's

town, lynch swifty/hostile slot.

Flubber/BBT or Flubber/Josh B? No idea who they'd veto. Probably someone they've played with before. All of them being pretty much newbies should make that research fairly easy. I'll do that on my lunch break later today.

AP

, please. Let's do this today and if I'm wrong, you can have total control of the vote tomorrow. Buuuuuuut I don't think I'm wrong. With 3 mislynches to spare we're in a good position, so I don't know why we're playing out the deadline/plurality like VCA isn't a thing (I'm looking at you LC, being all shady and not voting. I don't give a shit if you think it's unnecessary, because you're wrong, and it is necessary, and if you're town, then you owe us your transparency, which INCLUDES not hiding your intentions behind your refusal to vote. I don't even give a shit WHO you vote.)

ETL