Mini Normal 1823 - Game Over

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Me fakeclaiming as town: http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=66693

Was tracker, I didn't want to get nk'ed since it would be 3 way no clears so I wanted to be a dependable clear source that town could trust and rely on. Ranger axe'd Creature due to my wifom and then I correctly hammered her since

I LIED

.

Just like I did this game. I lied.

I bloody fucking lied.

If you're gonna lynch me for lying, then fucking do it and learn that lying is not always indicative of scum.

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And no, I'm not gonna stop fake claiming because my intentions were all pro-town and something good might've come out of it had algebra just stfu'd.

No one.

Tells me.

How.

To.

Play.

The game.

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Mimikyu is talking to me like I'm town while also lynching me.

VOTE: Mimikyu

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Mimikyu is talking to me like he knows I'm town lol lol lol lol

Mimikyu is talking to me like he knows I'm town lol lol lol lol

Mimikyu is talking to me like he knows I'm town lol lol lol lol

Mimikyu is talking to me like he knows I'm town lol lol lol lol

Mimikyu is talking to me like he knows I'm town lol lol lol lol

Mimikyu is talking to me like he knows I'm town lol lol lol lol

Mimikyu is talking to me like he knows I'm town lol lol lol lol

Mimikyu is talking to me like he knows I'm town lol lol lol lol

Mimikyu is talking to me like he knows I'm town lol lol lol lol

Mimikyu is talking to me like he knows I'm town lol lol lol lol

Mimikyu is talking to me like he knows I'm town lol lol lol lol

Mimikyu is talking to me like he knows I'm town lol lol lol lol

Mimikyu is talking to me like he knows I'm town lol lol lol lol

Mimikyu is talking to me like he knows I'm town lol lol lol lol

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my intentions were all pro-town and something good might've come out of it had algebra just stfu'd.

It's not pro town.
It's fucking stupid. 9/10 times you will be CC.
I'm trying to put together why you would do this as town, and all I get is because you're stupid.

Fuck yourself asshole.

I couldn't be fucked dealing with the shitty bw that was forming on me, so I took matters into my own hands.

I tend to like dominating games.

I hinted to algebra heavily that I knew he was doc and that he could trust me.

But he shat the bed and ruined my plan.

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Mimikyu Saru and texcat have all hardclaimed scum.

Also I think I'm at L-1 and I might hammer myself out of anger.

PEDIT: NVM I'm lynched.

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You're all allowed to fuck yourselves when I flip VT btw.

If it wasn't L-1 I'll just hammer myself now.

Fuck you all.

Worst table I've played with on this site.

VOTE: Transcend

first self vote ever

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the mafia are mimikyu, saru and texcat

quote me on that

put it in fine print.

sheep me.

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i'm dead enojy yourselves assholes

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it was inevitable you fucking inbred shitfaces were gonna lynch me so i just sped up the process

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and in the future learnthat someone who lies is not always scum

there was town motivated strategy on my behalf about this fake claim.

god.

awful players.

worst i've ever seen.

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yo i hammered myself.

i'm conf town.

take this time to discuss better lynches for tomorrow instead of discussing my fake claim.

just do something that doesn't make me want to impale myself.

sheesh.

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no fuck yourself

i hinted to algebra heavily that i was claiming for him

it's his own fucking fault that he gets nked tonight. he wasn't getting lynched, i was PROTECTING HIM from the forming bw on him. he's just 20 levels of stupid

may i never have the displeasure of playing with any of you again, except for gerry and sonia who i'm likely forced to play with on my home site.

oh and dwlee, he's cool. hope you can carry this town my dude.

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I

SAID

FUCK

OFF

if i had a better table aka not 11 failed abortions and ONE COMPETENT PLAYER (dwlee) WHO WAS ASLEEP WHEN THESE SHENANIGANS HAPPENED

I WOULDNT HAVE BEEN LYNCHED

BUT YOURE ALLF UCKING SHIT

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I played for my wincon, I was leading a lynch on confirmed scum, then getting myself killed at night.

You wouldn't have seen the ~slightly~ toxic version of me that is me right now if you didn't shit the bed.

This isn't even slightly as toxic as I can get.

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I retracted when I needed to, I explained the entire reason I fake claimed. You all didn't buy it because you are all hellbent on the "lynch all liars" policy. Scum are allowed to lie to win the game. Town should be allowed to lie too, if it benefits their game.

My god.

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dwlee it was inevitable that 11 idiots weren't gonna figure out i was town

you have one shot of immunity at night, please carry this game for me. we're on the same page.

pedit: i know you didn't lynch me, but i'm explaining how my play was not playing against my wincon.

ppedit: i made no mistake whatsoever. i'm taking my lynch like a man, hence why i self hammered. i'm happy to be out of this cesspool of a game.

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Saru, texcat and Mimikyu are scum. Xkfyu if wrong.

This is my last post.

Goodbye, and good riddance.

PEDIT: Go ahead and say that same sentence when I flip green you stupid assmunching fuckface.

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Wanna bet?

I'll start the bid at $.01

How much do you wanna raise me?

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You can keep the penny then, I don't want it.

Obviously, if you're not willing to raise to even $.02 you're just confbiasing me.

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Cool. I'll have one dollar short of $1 billion in just a few minutes.

What to do with all this money.

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Of course, if you're scum, you don't owe me a cent of that since you already know I'm town.

BS might be scum, but like just lynch my other 3 scumreads first.

Never lynch: Sonia, Dwlee, Lowell, Vedith

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No hard feelings to anyone i may or may not have attacked. It's just a game. Wp mafia.

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I'm gonna go ahead and say she won't play wolf like this all the time.