BTE: Boon Wars - The Boondom Menace

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Congratulations on spewing yourself town FA lol

Ive never felt more conftown about someone lol (referring to FA)

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VOTE: vork
weak iso, rce defending him looks like signalling

This doesn't feel right to me. Half because I don't like anyone going after my bae. Half because Krazy was seeing Vjörk as possible scum. This vote feels like X trying to appeal to Krazy.

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Something_Smart, Chara, Vorkuta, Creature, Shiro

Who can give me 2 townreads out of those 5?

creature chara

So you're ignoring Shiro?

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Me hammering zulfy made me conf!town guys
like what is this vote on me even

even DrEB can be conf!town as well

Us* hammering Zulfy

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With my posts and now Vjörk's seal of approval, this feels right:
VOTE: Xtoxm

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anyone who thinks a traitor spends the entire day voting scum has mental deficiencies
zulfys actions make me an ic

Why do you think Smart is scum?

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I checked xtoxm last night

He has no pt (not even a scum pt) or my action didn't go through.

Not supporting that wagon cause of my action result. I'm gonna feel seriously trolled if all scums end up traitor ...

Honestly, I forgot that this happened. Sorry Vjörkie Poo, I'm not ruling out that he isn't scum but this makes the odds slim. I still think the Zulfy crumbing and X's overall demeanor yell scum to me, but Melted Devil's action results mess that up...
UNVOTE: Xtoxm fer now...

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anyone who thinks a traitor spends the entire day voting scum has mental deficiencies

anyone that thinks zulfy is a type of player who uses his votes ONLY AND ONLY on people who he intends to lynch PERIOD has... more mafia games to play

sit down kid i have 10 years on you

You're really gonna make me regret that unvote arent ya?

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oh man
if only

I didn't scum read the hell out of your slot
when I meant joans

and our interactions about you claiming armsdealer or whatever.....

Frozen Angel and xtoxm defending each other

please someone tell me if this sounds too far off

Fuck. Why was I so ready to trust Melted Devil?
I need help, my heart and brain are being pulled in so many directions...

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Actually after having just watched all of Lucifer I should know better. I should be referring to her as Melted Demon, not Devil. Since the Devil is/was an Angel so it doesn't fit with my opposite thing here.

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Since the Devil is/was an Angel so it doesn't fit with my opposite thing here.

Holy hell, MY GRAMMAR!?!?! What have y'all done to me??? That should be "Since the Devil is/was an Angel, that name doesn't fit in with my opposite thing here."

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oh man
if only

I didn't scum read the hell out of your slot
when I meant joans

and our interactions about you claiming armsdealer or whatever.....

Frozen Angel and xtoxm defending each other

please someone tell me if this sounds too far off

Fuck. Why was I so ready to trust Melted Devil?
I need help, my heart and brain are being pulled in so many directions...

Explain your read on me and the dilemma you're facing cause I sense bs

I dont know how his baseless crap and me "protecting xtoxm" can make you doubt me when I said my result even before he makes his case on it and you said its obvtown.

That switch makes no sense

My read on you is complicated. At first, I blankly trusted your claim and thought nothing more of it. I still almost fully believe it and believe that you are town. Vjörk's suspicions came around and that changed everything (When the fire nation attacked? lol). While there are holes in some of his logic, which could be easily explained (his words), my gut is telling me to trust his. We have a rich, cheesy history together. I don't have this with you. Once seeds of doubt are planted it's hard to root them up for me. I'm too open to conspiracies to just forget about them.
I haven't fully decided so don't worry. I mean I unvoted didn't I?
Sorry, but if I'm in a game with my bae, consider me the most pocketed individual in the world. If anyone has seen the show Lucifer, I'm like the Eve to Vjörk's Lucifer.

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I kidna want to knee jerk vote vorkuta with her but at the same time I dunno if this reaction would be something vork would do since I dont know them, and it isnt impossible coming from town.

If my memory serves me (some dessert I hope lol) I have only been with my town!bae. This seems like a town reaction from him.

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Fyter Fest is going to start soon and I need to get ready. I'll be back in a few hours if anything else comes up.
Here's a little something to remember me by while I'm gone:

Spoiler:

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my first instinct given my absolute disconnect here is to ask what everything thinks is important right now.
i'm thinking FA/ofrhz are very likely town and want to sort in DEB/Vork.

1116: so you don't have experience with scum Vork?

I'm like 99% sure I dont hav experience with scum Vjörk. I love the guy and I don't see that much of a difference between this game and others I have played with him, the exception being the one-night werewolf monstrosity in which he put all of his effort in like a fucking champ. That's why I townread bae

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What's on your mind Creature?

Not a whole lot lololololol

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want to sort in DEB/Vork

+1

If f(x)=9x^2 + 17x + 7
f'(x)=18x+17
Boom math

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VOTE: deb

YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW

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VOTE: deb

I'm drunk and can still do calculus, you're wrong.

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DEB so far you've said vork is town cause you like him, in between drunk math can you walk us through a reason to townread that doesn't rely on your personal feelings toward the player outside of this game?

It’s more so he hasn’t really given me an obvious reason to think was NOT town. So until he does im going to biasdly think he is town. I’m not 100% townreading anyone as of right now.

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I mean, Ultimate Werewolf was a special case. I don’t see the fact that he is much less involved than that game is really AI. That was the most I’ve ever seen him be active but that was a specific instance. He hasn’t been nearly as active but his moments have been thoutful and been backed with effort. I wouldn’t say he’s phoning this game in, it might look like that though because of how much effort he put into werewolf.

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Ignoring any opposition is odd though.
I’m just blinded by my feelings for him.

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Whoa, sorry for coming in here and bustin ya butts last night. Lots of beer plus some hot wrestling action got me all spiced up and chatty.

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I’m fine voting for someone that doesn’t even seem to be caring about this AMAZING fucking game. VOTE: Shiro
With 19 posts out of 1143 posts in this game (as of now), Shiro has .01662292% participation this game. Lame af dudes. With now 224 posts out of 1143 this game, I have .1959755% participation. That’s almost a fifth of the content thanks to me. The knee bending line starts to the left. I accept gifts.

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FA should target DEB and Krazy tonight.

I'm going to shut this shit down before it gets rolling. I will fail FA's check because I'll be in a neighborhood starting tonight.
Time for a claim peeps, I am a

Compulsive Novice 1-Shot Neighborizer

. I have to create a neighborhood on Night 2. This can be confirmed tomorrow by whoever I choose to neighborize.
FA should use her role on someone else because she'll lose her shot if she checks me. I think Vjörk is a good check, love the guy but let's confirm his situation. I agree with your Krazy check proposition, I trust your judgment Smartie Pantz.
Also if you have a request for my neighborizing target lemme know. I was gonna create one with Vjörk so we could have some...alone time...but that would obviously hinder FA's investigation.

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-.-

Seriously

My gut says one of these claims that mess with my ability should be scum. I mean how many things can be there to mess with me?!

I don’t like using this but: my claim is 100% confirmable after the night. As long as whoever I neighborize doesn’t lie for some reason, which would be so fucking scummy in my book.

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We perfectly Beetlejuiced you Shiro. Job done UNVOTE:

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Way to hog an entire page Todo

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Yeah I agree, while I despise the page dumps, this is definitely Town Todo.

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sorry is canada day will post later

Eh?

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We perfectly Beetlejuiced you Shiro. Job done UNVOTE:

Why did you unvote?

While I still think it’s possible they’re scum, I mainly wanted to get their attention.

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Fuck. Vjörk you’re playing with my emotions. I don’t like your hooded claim. The timing is just too fucked. I have just explained my role as a neighborizer and now you say this. I really don’t like this. Can anyone confirm this hood he is talking about?

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Just a heads up. I support the Vjörk wagon, even though it pains me to think my bae might be scum. I don't like the hood claim even though I'm inclined to believe SS. BUT I made a promise games ago that I will never vote him. So, sorry, I can't help the wagon along.

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I don't like the hood claim even though I'm inclined to believe SS.

I mean the hood is incontrovertible; Joan can confirm I'm a neighborizer and I claimed my target on Vork at the beginning of the day.

Now, that doesn't make him town, of course.

Spoiler:

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Just a heads up. I support the Vjörk wagon, even though it pains me to think my bae might be scum. I don't like the hood claim even though I'm inclined to believe SS. BUT I made a promise games ago that I will never vote him. So, sorry, I can't help the wagon along.

i'm not sure about an out of game promise colouring in-game actions, here.

definitely illegal

I mean I can make my own decisions about how I want to spend my votes. Consider the Vjörk thing a part of my gimmick.

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I guess I could see like, "Goon/sith" and "backup goon/sith apprentice" as matching in flavor

Since this is something I’ve been thinking about and now that you bring this up, I figure I see what everyone thinks.

What would be the opinion on a

Mass Flavor Claim?

Everyone can say the name of their role flavor. Zulfy was scum and he was Jar Jar. Now I can ironically love Jar Jar till the moon and back but this is obvious scum flavor. RC was scum and they were a droid called Battle Dave.
Don’t go shaking in your boots, this is just a

Flavor Claim.

This wouldn’t give scum any PR information that isn’t already out there.
This would only split people up into scummy and not scummy Star Wars characters. We can then evaluate the scummy characters and see if this makes sense to act on.

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Jar Jar is widely hated and was memed to be a sith lord. Obvious scum flavor.

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So deb hood joan, ss hood bins

Ok

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I guess I could see like, "Goon/sith" and "backup goon/sith apprentice" as matching in flavor

Since this is something I’ve been thinking about and now that you bring this up, I figure I see what everyone thinks.

What would be the opinion on a

Mass Flavor Claim?

Everyone can say the name of their role flavor. Zulfy was scum and he was Jar Jar. Now I can ironically love Jar Jar till the moon and back but this is obvious scum flavor. RC was scum and they were a droid called Battle Dave.
Don’t go shaking in your boots, this is just a

Flavor Claim.

This wouldn’t give scum any PR information that isn’t already out there.
This would only split people up into scummy and not scummy Star Wars characters. We can then evaluate the scummy characters and see if this makes sense to act on.

I don't think flavor claiming works, Alisae was scum in the other game and flipped something that was "town" in flavor according to Enigma

What was Alisae’s flavor?

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DrEB tier: DrEB

I’m special! <3

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So what's shaking?

I’d prefer to find out what’s baking.

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Yeesh, I love me a tasty hammer. If only it wasn't on Vjörk I could bring the thunder.

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So deb you cross confirmed joan?

I'm now chillaxing on Tattooine with my homie Joan.

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I have something more important to get to first...

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I am a broken man today. My

favorite

person Vjörk AKA Vorkuta has been mislynched. I feel ever pressing guilt and shame on my shoulders for the way I acted during their wagon. I was just…fine with it happening. I did nothing to stop it. I didn’t want to believe it in my gut, but they were acting scummy af, that’s why I thought they were possibly scum. I don’t know what caused them to go out like that, or me to let it happen. I should have seen the truth in Vjörk's eyes. I failed them.
Vjörk will be missed immensely.
The following is my memorial grilled cheese recipe. Hopefully, I can take the gold at this year's Great Grilled Cheese Off in St. Louis. I would dedicate my win in Vjörk's memory.

The Vjörked Cheese

2 large slices Sourdough bread
4 oz. Colby cheese
1 slice American processed cheese
4 oz. Gruyere cheese
Homemade beet mayo to your preference level.
Instructions: Everyone knows how to make a grilled cheese right? My only tip would be to spread both sides of the bread with the mayo before assembling and making. I learned this instead of butter when I was going to kindergarten at a JCC. I hated mayo but when I asked the cook what the secret behind their amazing grilled cheese was, he told me they spread mayo on both sides of the bread. My young mind was blown. Something I thought I hated was a part of my favorite food item at the time. It was a huge lesson to learn at that age. Since then I have adopted doing this from time to time to create a special flavor profile. You can add more of the cheese amounts if you like. If you’re feeling extra nasty you can make this on an actual grill outside. The fire changes things for a grilled cheese, taking it to the next level.

Beet mayo:
2 parts Mayo
1 part Dijon mustard
.5 part Beet juice
.5 part Horseradish
Salt/Pepper
Instructions: Mix it up, mix it up.

This is kind of an odd and powerful combination of flavors, I know. I'm just a guy who likes intense, sometimes odd, flavor combos.
This is the Memorial of Flavortown

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For the Homies!

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Oh spicy

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I guess it would be nice if DEB came in and confirmed he got a reflexive mod-confirming friendly neighbor message but given he didn't freak out because he didn't get one I'm assuming he just did and didn't really mention it

Yeah, Joan's conftown for sure. Sorry I didn't make it clearer.

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Yeah, Joan's conftown for sure. Sorry I didn't make it clearer.

and it was definitely a "mod is confirming alignment of this player" message, not a "message that is probably from the mod"?

I don't necessarily see how the latter could happen but yes, it was mod confirmed.

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Was the messege coloured deb?

No

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Didn't she already claim treestump or some shit?
VOTE: Titus
I'll let someone else bring down the thunder, I hammered D1 and I'm still mourning Vjörk.

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Was it good for you Chara? The hammer?

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...yes.

It was also...

Spoiler:

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Holy shit, my epic game-losing slip didn't even matter because I got killed during the night. I still feel like I singlehandedly lost this game for scum. My bad.