Micro 950: Lovers Mafia

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I'm 100% town but I will hara-kiri as I promised since we agreed D1 that TuxedoHolden were the chosen ones to live out their lives in paradise.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

how are we going to get anywhere if we don't kill people

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Honestly I just want to go to the dead thread so I can go flame Drew some more for his terrible play can we lynch me already

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

This is the best argument to not lynch you I've heard. Ray and Drew deserve a better dead chat.

The only reason to not lynch me is if you are 100% sure Bugspray is town, which I don't see how that can be done since he doesn't even post in the game thread

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

but like... we know that pooky is scum here, yes?

lol I'm 100% town

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

how do you know bugspray is mafia if I'm town?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

based on what lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

unvote

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this sleepysoul votato super slick cooperation got my spider senses tingling

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

we need 4 townvotes to lynch a scumpair today.

Votato/Sleepy both voted me - so at least 1 scum vote is on me. which means the scum want to lynch my pair - hence it's possible that I'm the actual pure-pair left.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I'm not 100% town on votato. More like 95%. But we'll figure that out tomorrow.

There isn't going to be a tommorrow if my pair is the last pure-pair left bro

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I'm not 100% town on votato. More like 95%. But we'll figure that out tomorrow.

so you're saying you're 95% sure that you/votato is the last pure-pair? Based on what ?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if sleeper has been pocketed by votato we got a real dangerous situation here

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

So yes or no, is Holden/Tux pure?

I thought you guys were pure, but I don't like the way Votato/Sleepy both jumped on me so fast like that.

Holden told every1 to wait up and not put anyone at L-2 so scum can't quicklynch. Then as soon as he goes away for fathers day Votato/Sleepy decide to put me at L-1,

so it's VERY possible that Votato/Sleep has 1 scum manipulating 1 town to put me at L-1 so that their scumbuddy comes and quick-hammers.

Feels very coordinated

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

interesting that when it comes crunch time, you unvote and dont actually self-hammer, pooky. very interesting.

I only unvoted because the way you and sleeping voted me after holden told you guys to all calm down looked VERY suspicious.

I was ready to die when there was a good chance Bugspray flips scum but if you guys are going to play super sneaky I'm feeling VERY paranoid that I might be on the last pure-pair left in the game and you guys are trying to quicklynch a win out here.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

the projected pure-pair according to Raya/Drew is Holden/Tuxedo. So if I'm gonna die, I'm gonna get those 2 to put me under so at least I know I ain't getting railroaded by the scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im willing to bet the game that pooky is scum

bet you 100 bucks venmo you're wrong

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I'm not 100% town on votato. More like 95%. But we'll figure that out tomorrow.

There isn't going to be a tommorrow if my pair is the last pure-pair left bro

You're saying bugspray is townie? Neither of you are.

I know I'm town

I dunno wtf bugspray is.

I'm saying the way you and votato voted me, I'm feeling pretty suspicious right now

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I admit votato convinced me in pt to vote sooner than I really wanted to


but my reasons for not voting right away was just because I feel guilty about voting too soon last time

that means votato is 100% scum and trying to go for a quicklynch of my pair

that only makes sense if he is scum and his buddy is on the Tuxedo/Holden team

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Betting is against site rules. Let's not do that.

man you can't do anything fun anymore

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Here's the situation from my POV

I'm town

I agreed to get lynched today to let TuxedoHolden win the game for the town.

That's basically what everybody said was the definite pure-pair yesterday.

Now for that to work out, bugs has to be scum and the last scum is somewhere on the Votato/Sleeping team.

But then Votato/Sleeping voted me super fast 1 after the other AFTER holden told them to take it slow while he talked with TuxedoMask.

So what does this mean?

very likely the 2 scum discussed a PLAN to quicklynch me since I'm sitting at L-3 - they have 2 scum votes and they just needed to snow 1 townie. Who do they get? Here we have votato whispering sweet words into the ear of poor Sleeping, getting him to vote me super early while Holden is distracted by Tuxedo Mask. who then comes in for the HAMMAER

But I'm too fucking fast for them and I unvote before Tuxedo can hammer me.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Pooky you going back on your word by unvoting yourself pretty much prooves you are scum.

if holden/tuxedo want me dead I'll 100% hammer myself

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

hammer is the last vote buddy

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

do you have reading issues or something?

The two scum (Tuxedo/Votato) discussed a plan to quicklynch me to win the game. To do that they needed to snow 1 towniie(that's you Sleeper) and convince that townie to vote me. So they first get 2 more votes on me from Votato/Sleeper since votato talks you into voting me, and then Tuxedo comes in from the shadows to hammer and win the game. But I'm TOO FUCKING FAST and I unvote myself before he can lay the hammer down.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I have 0% chance of being mafia

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this makes sense but based on the entire game I still think you're mafia

Who do you think the last pure-pair are?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I admit votato convinced me in pt to vote sooner than I really wanted to


but my reasons for not voting right away was just because I feel guilty about voting too soon last time

Are you really going to trust Votato when he tries to get a quicklynch here? What's the problem with waiting and talking things out? Looks like mafia trying to push a quicklynch!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lol i literally told sleeper he was getting pocketed by scumvotato to quicklynch the last purepair left rofl

this game was epic thanks guys

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i bet you guys were taking the piss after that speed-unvote forcing you to convince Tuxedo that I was scum.

Sleeper learn from this:

Whenever there's an attempted quicklynch where someone speed unvotes in the middle of it, the target is almost always town

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Here's the situation from my POV

I'm town

I agreed to get lynched today to let TuxedoHolden win the game for the town.

That's basically what everybody said was the definite pure-pair yesterday.

Now for that to work out, bugs has to be scum and the last scum is somewhere on the Votato/Sleeping team.

But then Votato/Sleeping voted me super fast 1 after the other AFTER holden told them to take it slow while he talked with TuxedoMask.

So what does this mean?

very likely the 2 scum discussed a PLAN to quicklynch me since I'm sitting at L-3 - they have 2 scum votes and they just needed to snow 1 townie. Who do they get? Here we have votato whispering sweet words into the ear of poor Sleeping, getting him to vote me super early while Holden is distracted by Tuxedo Mask. who then comes in for the HAMMAER

But I'm too fucking fast for them and I unvote before Tuxedo can hammer me.

This was 100% correct in game-state read when I baited the quicklynch and dodged it. I was wrong about which of Tux-Holden was scum but the idea was basically the same.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

most of my posts are testing for reactions and stuff

when I do a long post its because I have an epiphany and see things super clearly and need to break down the game-state for ya'all

I knew I had to bait a reaction out of the scumteam on D2 - if nobody voted me it would've been a big hint that bugspray was scum - but since there was an attempted quicklynch from 2 people on the same lover pair I knew I had to be targetted by the scum.

Anyway you did pretty good for your 2nd game . That was pretty fun

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I really do need to gain a better grip on the 'logic' of mafia.

you'll get better at this game over time. just all about practice

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

the simplest solution for this game in the endgame we are in which is T-S T-S T-T, is that there needs to be 4 town votes to lynch a scum if the scum do not bus.

When the game is being rushed like that endgame was - it's usually scum driving the quicklynch for the fast win.

The only possible way for the town to win with 4 votes on a scum given 0 busing is if the scum gets voted by his own teammate - if the 4 townies vote together - the votes have to come from 3 separate teams.

If the 4 votes are coming from 2 teams - short of there being bussing you have to be mislynching, so when both of your teams are pushing to vote me that should ring some alarm bells. If I'm scum the only way you get me lynched without bussing is if my partner votes me and he wasn't even here for this game mostly.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

it's a game where you only need to get 2 lynches right to win, obviously the team that scores the first point is at a big advantage.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

@pooky That version of the post would have been way more convincing. Still don't know if I would have bought it, though.


Also, I should have known votato was scum when he wasn't on board with my plan of making the days longer 'just for fun and banter'.

yea we almost had him

I knew you was a real G when you committed to the ultimate sacrifice

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

that game's over dude

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i want some of the drugs bugs is on lolol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

chess is a pretty fun game

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

you have no reason to be angry

you were completely wrong about me being scum. I just got you lynched first.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

your lover raya already told you in the dead thread I was running a reaction test and all you had to do was not react in the most scummy way imaginable lololol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

he's the one throwing out insults in the dead thread, dunno what he's even angry about. he put the other townie pure-town pair at L-1 without any logic or reasoning.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this is the VC when i replace into the game:

PookyTheMagicalBear (3) - HoldenGolden, votato, SleeperSoul

2 scumbags and sleepertown voting me.

I attack sleeper and get him to peel off me, basically get him to be willing to lynch him scumbuddy votato.

Then I attack Drew to get a reaction, get some info out of you - you basically omgus me after Raya puts me at L-2 because you think I'm scum and HoldenGolden/Tuxedo are definitely pureTown - both reads are wrong.

PookyTheMagicalBear (4) - HoldenGolden, votato, Raya36, Doctor Drew

That's the game state I'm in with myself at L-1 you're basically joining the scumteam at this point and adding your vote to theirs in order to help them lynch a pureTown group.

At this point I bury you under a wall of posts 100 feet high and you get mislynched. At any point you could've backed off and de-escalated and followed up with your initial thoughts about VotatoScum manipulating the shit out of Sleeper but instead you just went all-in on lynching the other town pair in the game.

You misplayed this game as town about as badly as you could. I literally have no other choice but to attack you back because you've joined the 2 scum in trying to lynch me.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

What tunneling are you talking about? You literally put me at L-1 with 2 scumbags already voting me, if anybody escalated the fight between us that was you buddy.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i meant PT not dead thread

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

obviously there's no point for her to tell you I'm doing a reaction test after you're already dead

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Your reads were completely off the entire game

you thought I was scum (wrong)

you thought Holden/Tux was Puretown (wrong)

you thought votatoscum was manipulating sleepertown (ok this was right but you didn't vote according to it so basically the same as being wrong)

like why would you vote for me as scum if votato scum is manipulating sleeper scum to vote me. it's just laughable at this point.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

yup

loss is on all of us, just laughing at drew saying everything is my fault when he tried just as hard to get me lynched when I'm on the other pure-town team.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

So yes, I switched to you because you were doing the most obvscum things.

ok what obvscum things did I do to make you decide to join the 2 scumbags on my wagon and put me at L-1. Tell me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I am saying this again without hyperbole, you are the worst player I have ever played with and are a narcissistic sociopath who cannot even understand your own faults and instead hurl insults and live in your own delusional world.

sounds like you're talking about yourself there kiddo

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

were a big part in your own mislynch.

Nope I had the correct read at end of game, scum were trying to quicklynch me and I posted the correct solve but both townies on the scumlove pairs were 2 snowed to see it.


My endgame read was better than yours - I knew I was the last pure-town pair left and you had TuxHolden at PureTown, so this idea that you had a better read on the game is just comical.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Then for some unknown reason focused in on me and only me

I literally only voted you because your lover Raya said I should push you instead of sleeper and if you had made a single town move instead of joining the 2 scum on my wagon this would've been the easiest town win ever.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

You came after Sleeper and until he tuck tail between his legs(not an insult Sleeper, he is a bully who recognized a new player).

I'm a town player, i replace in, I see 3 people voting me (2 of them are scum)

I attack one of them and get him to unvote - there's nothing wrong with that.


What am I supposed to do let the 2 scum rally more people and mislynch me?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

even figuring out if I was on to something in regards to the sleeper/votato lover pair.

If you really believed sleeper/votato lover pair was votato scum manipulating sleeper town - you wouldn't have joined votato and voted me because sleeper/votato were literally voting me together when I replaced in. Why the hell would votatoscum manipulate sleeper into lynching his own teammate right off the bat? Build up town cred? no point since endgame people believe TuxHolden as pureTown more.


I literally told sleeper yesterday he'd have to make the ultimate sacrifice and vote to kill Votato so obviously I did consider them as scum.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

It is on all of town, but you led the mislynch on me

You literally put me at L-1... the first 2 votes on me at that point was the 2 mafia members. So congrats Drew, you literally helped the 2 scumbags almost lynch the other pureTown group in the game. I led your mislynch because you put me at L-1 with no reasoning whatsoever - it was comically dumb for you to join the 2 mafia members to put me at L-1.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

But this is pointless Pooky.

Consult a therapist(I am a Doctor, I can see you need it), and maybe if we meet again you will suck a bit less.

Toodle ooh.

rofl you're literally trash at this game kid

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

maybe if we meet again you will suck a bit less.

It's funny you say this when everything you did this game was comically wrong.

You scum-read me(wrong)

You town-read HoldenTux (wrong

You abandoned your scum-read on ScumVotato in order to sheep him and try to help him lynch the only other PureTown group in the game (lol Wrong)

Meanwhile I baited the scum into trying to quicklynch me - dodged it with a unvote and correctly solved the game showing that the last pureTown group was me/bugs.

So even then after I had to expend tons of energy to get your idiot vote out of the game - the town had a chance at winning.

This game really would've been so much easier if you just had a townie reaction to my original probe and instead of randomly joining the 2 scumbags and voting for the only PureTown players in the game outside of you/Raya.

Which btw you still haven't explained why you did that so it's pretty obvious you're garbage at this game.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

If you did.....why did you vote me.

cuz you literally were trying to help the 2 scum players lynch me?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Sorry I don't live in this comically delusional world where I knew, beyond a shadow of a doubt, who scum was.

Yea you live in whacko land where every read you had was wrong.

Then game ends and you come here like you knew what the hell you were doing.

It's just laughable. Learn to play the game before you start running your mouth.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I just think it's hilarious that every read drew has this game was comically wrong and he's coming in here like he was going to win but I stopped him.

Just rofl.

Guy is in his own delusional fantasy world.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

So yes, I switched to you because you were doing the most obvscum things. I should've stuck to my guns about votato, but congrats.......you were just too scummy to ignore.

Still waiting for what obvscum things I did to make you change your vote to me and put me at L-1

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

yea I didn't think you had anything either

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Raya wanted to vote you first, so you think she is garbage as well?

I didn't join that wagon until I was incredibly frustrated with your murderboner you had for......and again, thanks for completely ignoring all the shit you were wrong about and the shit I was right about and only focusing on what fits your narative. At least I know you are actually are a narcissistic sociopath and not just a regular asshole.

Raya was doing PoE of a false premise where she thought TuxHolden was PureTown. something we didn't have info from the rest of town for. She also actively distrusted you and your read of Votato/Sleeper containing a scumpair - hence it makes SENSE for her to vote me since she doesn't trust YOU. It doesn't make sense for YOU to vote me because you were actively pushing Votato/Sleeper as a scumpair and Votato had already gotten sleeper to bus me.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

If you knew they were scum........why not join me in voting votato when you had the chance.

Because I was getting a reaction off you first. I had to see if your belief that Votato was scum manipulating Sleeper was a true belief or scum making something up. If it was a true belief, then logic would state that you would have me slotted as Town since Votato/Sleeper voted my slot. but instead you joined votato in voting me, something that doesn't make sense if you truly believed votato to be scum manipulating sleeper.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

You know, the guy who I kept saying was scum but you only wanted to kill me and not listen to reason.

I know this is not something you understand but I literally didn't want to kill you until you put me at L-1 and abandoned votato and that made me think you were lying before about Votato being scum.

That and you putting me at L-1 meant that I had to fight you off me before I could progress to anything else since I can't exactly start hunting scum elsewhere when I'm at L-1.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

This whole thing could have been avoided if you took your tiny delusional brain out of your ass and used basic reading and comprehension skills to see that.

I'm trying to explain the logic behind the play but you just keep responding with idiotic insults. Like seriously do you think this makes you look good dude?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I think drew made the right play given what he stated at the time: he trusted ray to be town. As such, his vote on you is the standard townie counterwagon vote. Likewise, I think you coming in and trying to push off the pressure on your wagon was fine.

Counter-wagon is such a dumb strategy if he believes Raya to be town - he knows he's town, so if he believes Raya is town, all he has to do is convince me that he's town and He/Raya get to go to Endgame Heaven and win.

Putting me at L-1 is not the way to convince me that he's town.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Even you didnt get me right, so if we are playing the card of "I had tuxedoholden right all along", you failed to deduced who it was after pushing scum!me into a position to win day 1.

Real talk I wanted to put Drew as obvs-town so badly and push him/raya for the endgame win but he literally couldn't get out of his own way.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

And yes, in my blind rage here I forgot about that obvious scum slip that Genghis pointed out.......how did you not go back to see this Pooky?

I already told you I was setting votato up for being lynched but I wanted to test out if you were being real about it or if it was bullshit because it was more important to figure out if you were town. If you didn't go banzai on me like a crazy person we would've won easy

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

If only you didn't cherry pick a scum game of mine and did some actual town work Pooky.

How much town work did you do on me? You put me at L-1 and called me obvscum without a shred of evidence when I was obviously town.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

As I said in the PT, I get why I come off as scummy.......but I don't get when people get to that point not using logic.

I did use logic, you scumslipped 3 times this game

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

We already moved on from you, the only bear you can poke is yourself......since I am sure no one else would poke it.

funny how you move on but you keep talking about me with your random nonsense

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

are you still playing our chess game dude?