Death Curse

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Nah, hurt tag is just a placeholder.

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Fidget/Unowen would be useful flips

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Also I hope Vax goes for Unowen or Fidget so that I'll have been able to drive all three deaths. Lady's going to be so jealous with her inability to get either of her top two picks through after claiming to be a 'town leader'.

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Zdenek probably slips into POE zone down from light town given Panda town, but there's people I have reasons to dislike in the POE and are much more useful flips too. Unowen for one.

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Also I hope Vax goes for Unowen or Fidget so that I'll have been able to drive all three deaths. Lady's going to be so jealous with her inability to get either of her top two picks through after claiming to be a 'town leader'.

That's not very townie. Where's your town spirit.

They're also people I feel are more likely to flip scum than other slots.
Even if they don't though, I like the idea of people just killing three people I wanted to white Lady's sat in the corner limply whining 'but muh Hopkirk lethal'.

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Also I hope Vax goes for Unowen or Fidget so that I'll have been able to drive all three deaths. Lady's going to be so jealous with her inability to get either of her top two picks through after claiming to be a 'town leader'.

Yuck. This is petty and/or scummy.

I mean they're also pretty explicitly the top people I most want dead. 3894 is restating who I think Vax should shoot in a semi jokey tone.
You're also up there in my POE right now. Your readslist is bad.

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Hey Vax, ever considered killing Unowen?

Also I hope Vax goes for Unowen or Fidget so that I'll have been able to drive all three deaths. Lady's going to be so jealous with her inability to get either of her top two picks through after claiming to be a 'town leader'.

Hey if you want the blood on your hands that's fine with me

I'll take all the blood you want and won't even ask you any annoying questions like 'so how big's your murder chamber, that's a lot of blood' if we can kill someone like Uno.

Hopkirk join my kill uno gang pls

That slot is just scum

I founded the kill Uno society.

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Bell is still an iffy read and I don't want a pass on him. Just to make that clear.

My lethal recommendations are Uno - Noraa - swift - composer

Now I need to ask myself did Shelly like the sound of lethal or am I being pocketed.

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If Shelly pocketed me I'm staying here. It's very cosy.

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Titus looks like a very fair scumflip/

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?
I'm saying Vax isn't def town and if he is town he should shoot my scumreads. That's not 'bragging about leading town away from scumflips'
You've been in my POE for a while. Try again.

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LLD rubbed me the wrong way and her reads were bad. Is it that easy to miss that I've been throwing light shade/petty mean comments at her every time I mention her?

Your push is a lot worse than normal Titus. Sorry you subbed into a bad slot.

Vax is not definite town.

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Can you townspew while on pain meds? Sometimes I like to get drunk and start flinging insults at everyone who's suspicious of me when I'm town.

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Bell - hopkirk scum for pushing panda and Vax
Bell - no comments whatsoever on murder at pushing panda and vax

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Our queen is beyond reproach but I don't think they like it when you besmirch the good name of one of their favourite subjects.

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Things lady must be into based on that last post
-being wrong
-public humiliation

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Damn, lady's done nothing in the last six days except cry about why everyone loves me. I can't even mock her at this point. That's just sad.

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Woah woah woah, Pooky are you accusing us both of being Hectic alts?

I stop everyone killing you and this is the thanks I get Noraa, smh.

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Knowing what alignment my opinions come from really isn't helpful/ It's essentially the end of d1 atm, why would you expect me to have gamesolved?

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Woah, are you saying that me not posting while Lady made 200 posts then Lady not posting while I made 200 posts isn't a coincidence?

My... my poetry was terrible?

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The smh is meant to indicate I'm exaggerating.

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Hm, turns out me and some old pals might be using smh in a slightly non traditional sense so I see where the problem is.

I wouldn't manipulate your emotions as scum Pooky, I'm not a monster. Just like I probably wouldn't hyperpost like this tbh. Why would scum-Hop do stuff that's objectively a bad idea? He'd just keep quiet and ride the good gamestate he had going earlier.

@Noraa - can you stop spreading those mean 'Hopkirk is a monster that eats children' rumors. Thanks.

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Less than six hours for Vax to decide not to pass to town. I'm getting nervous pals.

This might sound like something I meant to post in a scumtopic. It's not. Please don't call this post a topic/scumslip. Don't worry about it. Hey, I said don't Mush...

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I'm being quoted out of context here.

I did not say I eat children. I absolutely didn't say that 'I Hopkirk, find orphans delicious. I frequently go to the local orphanage to laugh at the children for not having parents, then slowly eating whichever one first starts crying while washing it down with the tears of the rest.'

If you just start posting a lot here Flea then it could be a strong towntell if it sounds townie and you're on drugs that make it hard to lie. It's why I keep slipping cocaine into Hectic's food whenever we're in RVS

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Hm, I thought it was like 6 months - 1 year ago. Turns out it was before I had the jokey style.

Taylor or Pooky should probably be best placed for any meta reading on me.

i feel like hectic is best placed to meta-read you.

Given we've played something like 4-500 hours of irl social deduction games together and he's been in every game I have in the last year or so I've been playing that would make sense.

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The thing I don't like about eliming hopkirk is that if he is town we just eliminated one of the townies driving the game forward.

I would be posting in this game but I'm a little busy writing Hectic a long letter expressing how disappointed I am with something horrific he did to his 'friends' last Thursday. We've long agreed that 'angry handwritten letters' (sadly angry wordtyped letters in this instance) are the most effective means of expressing displeasure with someone's actions. Don't worry, it's going to be scathing.

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Oh I was voted. That's probably just a scumslot shooting me since I'm obvtown on the red flip isn't it.

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(Unowen/Fidget/Titus) are good flips in the days to come, but take my reads with a little bit of salt since it's d1 and my POE isn't usually gamesolving until like d3.

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Don't lethal these people
Shelly
LAdy
Mush
MURDERCAT
Adorable
Gloria

I'd avoid lethaling but my read is weaker
PookyTheMagicalBear
Tayl0r Swift

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Green, I don't troll endgames, and this is the same scenario as the only mechanical difference between now and when Hectic arrives is that I can't post. I was town.

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Pooky or Shelly, I want to leave one of you in charge of lightly shading Lady whenever she posts. Don'tbe mean, just be slightly passive agressive.

Vax & Fidget have the greatest disparity in 'how people I like read them' vs 'how people I don't like read them'. The only person I don't like who put Vax on their list was Bell with a 5. I'm assuming town-Panda would be removing his scumreads from the weighting or giving them a greater weighting.

This doesnt really matter now, and there is more than just this one post that convinced me, but I really thought this post was kinda telling. He more concerned reading other peoples reads than actually having his own.

If I havequantifiable data, sometimes I use it in my analysis.

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@MC- I mean like my readlist was absolutely going to change because I've barely looked at the wagon beyond Titus' vote on it being bad, and there's a lot of stuff I needed to go back through and talk about. My reads are still weaker than I'd like right now.

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Like this is absolutely the shot that scum-Vax takes so I'm hopeful that's the flip we're getting. I pushed hard for the vax-shot there so if he flipped scum I looked a lot better. Look at Unowen/Fl-can't remember the rest/Titus definitely tomorrow

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Scum-Vax does kill me here so I'm hoping we got one. Panda doesn't flip scum here.

If town-Vax then I'm very disapointed in people like Mush/Lady who, despite being obvtown, were unable to read what is very very clearly playstyle. Can any town members yell at them a little if this happens/

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As the town this day I'm leaving
All the vanillas are grieving
At the horrific choice of scroll
That gives the town a heavy toll
I've written my own eulogy
The last words you shall hear from me
Hopkirk is dead and lies to rest
Of all our town amongst the best
He sleeps within the dead thread now
His last words 'why'd you kill me... wow'
Hoping that Vaxkiller flips scum
Or if he's town he's really dumb
I'll leave this thread now for a bit
My scumreads left, last words, my writ
Advice for the town's benefit
Let's lethal the scum, that sounds lit