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god i am so excited for the emotional devastation this man is about to experience and pass onto me via discord, the hopium is ready to harvest, i can already taste it

i'd say he's not going to leave his house for weeks but that's already true

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that is +peta given how much he posts in scum PTs but NAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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i hope everyone has a friend that is as awful to them as me and peta are to each other, it's a real treasure

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[Shot of monologuing NEET]

petapan: "The first thing I do when I wake up, I check her mafia games and her ego search to make sure I haven't missed anything she's posted.
Sometimes, she posts the funniest things. And then, of course, I have to react to her scum cases. Heart eyes, of course.
Sometimes, she responds back. She responded to me-she said "shut up", we're taking things slow
Uh, right now she has a magical bear, which is totally fine."

[switch view to Scummies thread]

peta typing up a storm

Pooky: "Oh my god, thank you guy"
skitter: "Yeah, this is your Paragon nomination, he's making it."
Pooky: "Hey can you separate like, the troll games from serious ones, you know?"
skitter: "Oh don't worry he's already doing it, I made sure"

[back to NEET]

petapan: "I run their games, and I give her praise"

[shot of peta praising skitter's scumgame]

peta typing about how hard she carries

skitter: "...More"

peta types

skitter: "...More...more."

peta types, skitter nods

skitter: "You know what I'm doing tonight?
petapan: "Yes"
skitter: "Me and the scumteam are winning the game?"
petapan: "Yes...and you're gonna, yes...use that..."
skitter: "Yep, yeah"
petapan: "okay"

petapan leans in

skitter walks to scum win

[shot of NEET]
petapan: "If-if she posts a vote in her game, I've got another vote for that bandwagon, you know, immediately. I've got third vote on the wagon for her and to cover the scumbuddies she has."

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as excited as i am to be right

c'mon peta buddy i believe in u, flip it back around

that's my guy ;-;

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If I'm found dead after this game you know who did it, it sounds like Firebringer knows where he lives

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I'm irreparably biased, but I sympathize significantly more with peta on this one. The line where he called her gross was the overstep, but I think not engaging with the rest was the right call.

HQ, regardless of whether or not she felt it to be true, tried to get petapan to stop pushing her by claiming that talking about her play to Gammagooey was damaging her mental health. The game is one of decisionmaking, coalition building, and skepticism. It's one thing if you're being constantly insulted, but if you can't stand people making the decision to vote you out, and talking to others about it, you shouldn't be playing.

It is also ridiculously unfair that she can play that way for an advantage, intentionally or unintentionally, and then not face the consequence for it by allowing peta to state the obvious in response (that it is clearing).

That replaceout seriously damaged the game's integrity from the start, but there's no better way to handle it. My replacement was similar. I think it's wrong to frame it as "dirty if peta is scum", though, because that possibility actually

restores

some integrity to the game alignment-wise, not talking morally. You shouldn't be able to clear people for out of game spats and replaceouts like that. Peta is a shitty partner who can't work with his teammates if he's scum, but you can't say it compromises the game's integrity if it's a scum/scum spat just because it is not the town/scum one you thought you could safely assume it was.

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This game's integrity was seriously damaged at several points, and peta has been a huge prick this game and it is 100% a him problem. I thought Gammagooey was right in his post.

The tactics from Saber/HQ this game though were completely indefensible and it is unfair that petapan is the one held responsible for "compromising integrity". He has been a prick, but the worst he's done is say "you're gross" and "shut the fuck up wolf". Integrity problems all lie squarely with the scumteam.

I hate to make it about me again but if Gamma Emerald is scum he literally

won the game by forcing me to replace out

, and then compromised it further by PMing me about the ongoing game and posting about it

in said game

. If I had been a scum slot he would have HAD to be modkilled.

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HQ literally nominated Gamma Emerald for a title for the way he replaced out this game, which I was not only absolutely disgusted by given how he did

not

care about the right thing with me, only himself and his own self image, but also because it again was blatantly about this game.

Somehow petapan is again the one who is responsible for the game's integrity issues.

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Back to the game at hand, wonder how Gammagooey will now react to the flip, which should have been obvious like 4/5 days ago lmao

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I should be more clear with the "clearing" bit that I think the fact that S/S is possible, and that T/S isn't a safe assumption, is what kind of gives it more game integrity back even if it makes peta an even worse person. If someone was only fine with it if it was T/S, that's a serious game integrity issue.

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Gammagooey is just trying to have a nice night. Taly and petapan are banging their hands on the table and breaking shit and whooping and hollering and pointing emphatically and taking their shirts off trying to fight anyone next to them.

Ydrasse comes out of the restroom occasionally only to immediately go back and sit in the stall to play on her phone.

the worst is the bartender.

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A big part of why I still think it's GE slot: the one comment I have believed in this thread was when skitter said last scum was ridiculously deep, and I don't think Ydrasse qualifies.

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Obviously I have been more excited than a kid sitting on the Super Bowl sideline all week but I think we're all glad to be unspoiled at this point, this game owns

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I didn't read that section of the game so I have no clue sorry

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petapan is AWAKE and POSTING

time to grab the popcorn and the foam finger and tape down my f5 button

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absoLUTELY

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https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... #p13136122
https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... #p13136144

Morning Tweet, have you PM'd Nancy?

I'm not touching the discussion around the title itself with a 10 foot pole but she needs to stop blatantly discussing an ongoing game publicly. I don't care if she uses "awhile" to make it seem holistic.

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Without weighing in on the merits of the title nom it can wait 5 real life days

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lmfao

what did you do mt? did you run over god's pet cat? what did you do to deserve this disaster of a game?

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This is so tragic

On level of play, moments of hilarity and joy, and game design/fun mechanics this game should win Game of the Year

but we can't possibly award it to this disaster of constant rulebreakage and compromised game integrity and endorse it as a model for what games should look like

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It's just such a beautiful mess. We've referenced the Sistine Chapel a few times but it's like you have the painting up on the ceiling, a consistent and contained dumpster fire burning in the middle of the cathedral, and a crowd of spectators that fill the pews looking up, down, and briefly running outside for the daily scheduled train collisions

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<3 tweetie

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I'm not litigating this with you. I will litigate it with anyone else, but not you.

I asked you very explicitly to leave me alone and not contact me again. Your response was to make public overtures to me in a place where I could neither respond nor shut it down. It was completely unwanted and unwelcome. I strongly believe it was all to salvage your own image, you didn't give a shit about me, but I am not going to debate this assertion with you.

You have a limited right to respond to my claims about you, but let me make this abundantly and crystal clear: do not interact with me ever again.

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You do not get to lecture me on what is best for me, as you did via PM. You do not get to lecture me now about how your presence is an essential part of my enjoyment of the website. You should not have gotten the chance to lecture me on my need to broach the topic "responsibly." You should not have gotten a chance to publicly harass me about it further after forcing me out of the game.

Leave me the fuck alone.

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I don't want a response. Shut the fuck up and leave it.

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Returning to the game, it looks like they're putting the onus on Gammagooey to present the alternative, but I wonder how the ticking deadline will play out. They really should Tick Away, anyway.

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If you have concerns we will inadvertently wind up in a game together, take it to the mod of that game, not to me. I am sick of this.

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I'm just glad he gets to piledrive the game into a loss instead of me this time

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speak for yourself

that nerd was born to throw, it's his destiny

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I stand alone.

Well, there is a petapan haterz club, but I'm not rolling with any of them unless Saber rolls through or Galron picks up the banner again

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also that is probably the most mature angry post i've ever seen from peta

my little ragebaby is all grown up

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I don't know why I'm saying that about a man in his 70s but it's never too late is the moral I guess

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give galron back the slot he's unspoiled anyway

do it you coward

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It is getting to the point where I'm back around to wanting him to win just because I have never seen him get so incredibly tilted and face such adversity from other slots. He's really kept himself together and put his head in the books harder than I've ever seen him.

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Simultaneously my favorite luxury drink is made from his salty tears

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I'm pretty sure that ends with Pooky and I strangling each other 8 pages into the game

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I'm Team Ydrasse

I hope what happens is that she either wins as scum

or she picks up petapan from the daycare, straps him to her swol ass queen shoulders, and carries him kicking and screaming to the finish line

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Still the funniest fucking post I have ever seen in a mafia game:

mothfucker

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I don't know why I'm saying that about a man in his 70s but it's never too late is the moral I guess

That explains the time he has to play then. I've been wondering how he can spend the better part of a day, nearly every day, on this.

he just hasn't been the same since ydrasse took the kids, at first i thought he was trying to win her back but idk

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THE QUEEN WILL SHOOT AND SCORE

BUT WHAT WILL PETA DO

I CAN FEEL THE CHOKE COMING ON

HE GONNA AIRBALL OH LAWD

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You don't understand, this man was made to throw, it's in his blood

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peta is currently living in fear that I am right and am about to lord it over him

because I am and he sucks lmao

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I'm confused. The answer to this game is so obviously in skitter's scum ISO in Mini Normal 1946 from September 2017.

Is peta blind? What is he doing?

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I didn't actually read it...until you said something.

I always wondered about the v/la on weekends, now I know!

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As much as I complained every time Taly used the word "gamestate" this Elo feels incomplete without this kind of birdbrain toucan analysis. I almost miss it.

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I can't remember exactly but he's somewhere between 66-71

which is what makes catboi so fucking hilarious, you don't expect it to be a boomer hitting you with ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ KAWAII WAVE!!:„ø¤º°¨ ¨°º¤KEEP THE KAWAII GOING ¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨°º¤øº LETS GO KAWAII !¤¤º°¨¨°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°¨„ ø¤º°¨¨°ºL-E-T-S GO!„ø¤º°¨ ¨°º¤LET'S GO KAWAII !¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤øºL-E-T-S GO!¤¤º°¨ ¨°¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°¨LET'S GO KAWAII :„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤KEEP THE WAVE GOING •ᴥ•¸„ø¤º

but life is wild like that and this dude was binging zeta gundam/macross on VHS and just never really stopped well into the internet age

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My mans straight up hasn't left his house since he got autodeposit setup on his social security

I do regret to inform Pooky/Firebringer that he is not Regfan and that I was making a joke about him being a huge Regfan-simp back in the day

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He's not on TikTok, at least not yet.

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If you want to see how well he handles losses ask him how he feels about voting for Mondale in 1984

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taly

i have a question

a GRIEVANCE

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who taught you to scumhunt with an eye towards "the gamestate" and where can i find them to mail a strongly worded letter

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I really cant tell if he's 29 or 70 lol

It's the internet skitter, believe what you want to believe

I will say he was once 29 with a full head of hair and the thought of it makes me uncomfortable

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People throw around the phrase "game state" and it is such a load of horse hockey

It's like they think there's this yin/yang of a combined, united scum who know what they want and pursue it accordingly, counterbalanced by a disparate but rational set of town actors working in harmony or disharmony.

I have never once in my life seen people reference this effectively and use it to discern even the most basic of truths because in reality the players are a bunch of wild indecisive animals who shit on the floor and step on each other with only a thin veneer of rhyme or reason

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this is my stance

i will die on this hill, where there is an objective answer that will absolutely persuade either of us and this is not a subjective judgement on our own toolkits

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Also Ankamius

This reminds me of Scumsman, which was a really boring game overall and I abandoned it completely, but the one fun part was telling Isis how to get townread by your hydra

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I was sad I did not get the chance to roll scum against you both again in a better game

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I believe you mentioned once that I relish not winning as scum but crushing players completely and totally.

That was wrong in general, but there are certain players on that list that I have been waiting for.

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There are certain players where that is true, I mean, and there is a small list of them.

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And I will die on this hill in opposition, chalking every potential concrete example up to other realms and never providing a shred of my own evidence.

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I do think there are limited but super powerful uses that fall under that umbrella, eg. mechanical choices & nightkill analysis, but when people talk about things like game control, wagon movement or stagnation, etc. I think it goes super south

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duck just blatantly not trying, looking peta and ydrasse in the eyes, "vote me you dumbfucks, you won't, i smell the fear in your soul"

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Our hydra that game was Black Hole Defection

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strategically doing nothing is the best kind of doing nothing

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actually that's a lie, that's the second best kind of doing nothing

the best kind of doing nothing is ydrasse, who glances at the thread in between games of league and goes "i vote scum now??"

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I want another petapan panegyric on skitter

this man was already a disappointment to his ancestors for breaking a 3.7 billion year streak of successful procreation but now he's disappointed me as well

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I, uh, don't think Peta likes to dwell on Saber/HQ

Prying things from Dunnstral that he doesn't want to give, and he strategically gives little, is also an exercise in futility.

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I skimmed a few posts of Saber's the other day and her S/S interactions were

exceptional

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These interactions I was referring to depend on Gamma being scum actually. Very conditional, the rest were lacking!

Also pretty sure I figured out their main.

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Oh fucking hell just from the Saber ISO this is Ydrasse

It's okay own the nerds lmao

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Mafia is being wrong and suffering for it

Based off that Saber ISO I think I got bamboozled by skitter saying last scum is ridiculously deep and I'm SALTED to get reverse trolled like this

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This dead pt is a lot of fun

And you wanted to spoil it!

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Gamma is still possible I guess but the

quality

of interactions from Saber's side of things, conjoined with the relatively poor ones with Dunnstral/skitter, would be incredible.

The pivot after the sabotage is the only sketchy part.

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peta needs to out all of his alts, not just catboi

DC shouldn't be a competition

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I kind of want to dig up the posts about why Ydrasse isn't scum for interactions now, because skimming through Saber I find it really hard to believe it's anyone else.

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slow down son i went 0/3 or 0/4 day 1 do you really think I know anything about scumhunting LMAO

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i see can recognize a fellow gamethrower when i see one, it's petapan, but asking me to point out the scum is another ballgame entirely

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Saber's posting-with the incredibly sharp posts bussing Gamma,

paired with the poor interactions with skitter

, might just be them focused on a bus and halfassing the rest, but the effect that dichotomy creates is just phenomenal if it's S/S.

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skitter/Dunnstral*

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Prism, you're in a 4p elo V Me, Petapan, and Ydrasse in a 300 page long game

What do you do?

This literally ends one way. me/peta townread each other. We doubt the other for townreading the other. We slapfight and accuse each other of bad faith and we slapfight some more and claws come out and patience runs thin we were never friends anyway. We vote each other. We flip town and say "w/e it's my fault I guess" while internally thinking the other is a complete fucking idiot.

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One of my favorite episodes with petapan: every game he townreads me, I spend 50+ pages castigating him for it, scumreading him for it, lecturing him about how terrible the read is, it's unsalvageable and horrendous play and I hope he's scum.

He replaces into Open House and immediately discerns I am town. He's learned his lesson though, he's not going to say that out loud and have me beat him with a verbal baseball bat for weeks on end about his correct read.

He concocts a great plan: Fake a scumread on me, that way I don't jump down his throat, then pivot over time and make his life easier in the long run.

He does it. I instantly go "No you should be townreading me" and castigate him/tunnel him for the rest of the game.

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The thought of Gamma/Saber really has me wanting to get back in the lab and roll scum. I do a lot to counter partner analysis and actively mislead but this is giving me new ideas.

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It's probably just Ydrasse but the thought is giving me ideas

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I dunno ffery, I've got a single completed scumgame since 2017. How good could I really be at the alignment? No cause for concern, probably just look for my WIM and activity haha

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alyssa heard me talking shit about game states

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i s2g if i instead of skitter's ridiculously deep comment i instead got bamboozled by galron's dead pt comments i'm gonna cry

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who do y'all even think it is anymore

Yes.

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(Actual answer is that I thought/still kinda think the worst...but Saber ISO more strongly points to Ydrasse. I missed the sections of the game that led peta to think she's town so idk.)

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I did my best peta ISO and skinned skitter and also thought it was Ydrasse though that one was slightly harder.

Mans is high thinking it is Galron/Gammagooey though, absolutely fucking insane

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Skimmed skitter. I, uh, wish I had skinned the tiger but get no credit for this one

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peta impression

goddamnit it's the morning I'm STILL TIRED

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Like i think the way unwnd/cakez completeoy disappeared in favor of dunn/toog is bizaree, toog kinda reads to me as an attempted cw to the scum in unwnd/cakez, and in the momentum dunn got caught up and swept into the duel too

I think things were moving yoo fast for scum to orevent the latter

peta doesn't have access to the pink room PT where this is posted but uhhhh

yeah

this is in the context of why galron/unwnd is her #1 pick

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who's scum Taly, shoot ur shot king

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I talked to Morning Tweet. She said she feels bad about how that elim worked out, and after consulting with the list mods have decided to grant you a vengeful dayvig retroactively.

shoot 2 win son

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imagine if they tick away now

like the COWARDS they are

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crazy to think this game is gonna be over in 36 hours, my life has revolved around f5ing these two threads for over a week now

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peta clear

now he throw

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i will be giving things a once over tonight

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imagine if this man comes back and says "actually it's worst or ydrasse" and town fucking ticks away

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Imagine you spend 300+ hours reading this game, reading past games, typing up walls

You are so obsessive and intent that you out an alt you kept secret for 8 years

And you fucking throw the game anyway lmao

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I dont think its a throw tbh
He's poured blood sweat and tears into this

when i say he throws the game, i don't mean he intends to lose

i mean it's his destiny

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this man might get so distraught and in need of emotional support that he leaves the house for the first time in 4 years and goes to a family thanksgiving

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they kicked out all of the tryhards except peta

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alive or dead i just like to see peta suffer

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he's like charlie sheen in major league

throws hard but with his accuracy scum don't even have to swing, this man will let em walk every time

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I feel like a little kid on Christmas Eve. I know there's an Xbox wrapped up downstairs waiting for me, it's just a matter of time and I can't wait.

it's almost christmas morning!!!!!!!!!!

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Somewhere the list mods sigh as they look at the 12 reports currently waiting on this game to end

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Yes, functionally it is the same with this number of players.

The difference Tweet is highlighting kicks in for different number of players alive in Event 10, which would allow an all-town coalition with some still left out.

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petapan said he'd give the game a once over tonight

where he at???? THE FROZEN ONE????

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peta isn't Regfan, that part was a troll

I asked him yesterday and he wouldn't give me his exact age but 100% above 65 lol

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(which is fine if anyone else is that age to be clear, the internet is for everyone...except peta)

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did u rly tho

OH SHIT HE'S GOT HIM

not really his ass is about to hammer in an hour

i do hope it's tw slot if only because i want those saber interactions to be S tier though

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originally, i wanted to be right so as not to have every single scum slot null or above and so that i could be right on gamma one last time

but now i want it because god do i want saber to have actually made those posts as scum w/ gamma

i have a problem

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NO YOU FUCK

DON'T EXTEND THE OLIVE BRANCH AND POTENTIALLY WIN THE GAME

HAMMER YOU COWARD

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gammagooey is the only one of these players that didn't mod on EM

he's gotta go

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He's doing more work still, otherwise he wouldn't say "wait until postgame if you want"

Could be an hour, could be 5, could be tomorrow

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alright pooky we gotta remember not to rush the field this time

gotta wait to give MT her day in the sun at the conclusion

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We should probably nom her for Modfather but we really shouldn't give this trainwreck of repeatedly compromised game integrity game of the year unfortunately, at least imo.

Mad Scientist is a thing but I don't know if I'd call any of this one a particularly inventive contributions? It's a brilliantly designed game but packages up several existing ideas very well. It depends on how strict the judges want to make "ingenious change to the game of mafia", since this something more akin to fun and varied minigames. Radio Buzz would probably be a better fit but I didn't spectate that to see how the mechanics played out.

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Like if you ignored the multiple scum tactical replaceouts, the saga with me and Gamma publicly posting about breaking the ongoing game rule, and Nancy posting about the game in the title thread post replace-out?

Stellar game, game of the year, easy. I don't think I could look past those but IDK how the community at large feels, it's a public vote.

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ydrasse mentioning the blue room was a good idea because gammagooey was much less authoritative in there about the skitter read and was expressing doubt on...basically everyone

he throwin

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he shoulda yeetdrassed

but he CHOKE

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nah lmao it's over

he just has to type something to make him first feel better about it when he's told he's wrong by the flip and second look back on as a shining example of idiocy when the horror sets in

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never heard tom brady get called a unicorn but first time for everything i guess

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no he didn't he fuckin sucked LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Mafia is a sport of violence, exclusion and degradation. So, when you're picking players in the themed queue, remember to pick the bigger, stronger players for your team, like Ydrasse. That way, you can all gang up on the weaker ones, like peta here.

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peta's sitting here in this moment of quiet being like "i'll write my way out"

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THE WORLD WAITS

ALL 4 OF US

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OH MY FUCKING GOD I SAW HIM POST AND THOUGHT IT WAS OVER

AND OF COURSE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS WATCHING A MARTIAL ARTS MOVIE INSTEAD

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THIS FUCKING DUDE

I LITERALLY SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING

HOW AM I GETTING TROLLED FROM THE DEAD PT WHAT THE FUCK

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the real surprise here is that it's an actual popular movie, normally he goes for random 80s b-list shit

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this fucking NEET boomer who hasn't left his house since 1993 has us all on the edge of his seats waiting for him to hammer

and of course he's watching some fucking random martial arts film and eating spaghetti-os straight from the can or some shit

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this dude probably not even using the computer to watch the game, probably posted that from his fucking FLIP PHONE

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i'm not even kidding this man has a flip phone and somehow skitter thinks he might be under the age of 50

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i literally remember when i was going through a rough spot this dude was like "would it help if i put on some low budget 70s kung fu films?"

and do i regret not taking him up on it? oh yeah, every fucking day

but i should have known this moment was coming, i should have fucking known

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I'm still surprised you even know how to work the internet. Blew me away when you shared the Twitter meme earlier

Pretty sure the reason you never post from your cell phone isn't for game/life balance but because it looks like this:

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honestly this is so smart

this man knows he's going to be a nervous wreck, miserable, and unable to focus on any media when he hammers

so he watches the movie before instead

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Spoiler:

galron hope my push on u isnt what prompted u to rep out :/

Spoiler:

Not you at all. Your 180 on me this game from last was helping me sort you bc I knew you knew better. You just didn't have the associations I was looking for.

sorry taly

he town

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fucking 50+ page dead PT lmao

half the posts from me

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fine u all got me.
It is not peta

Well now I'm skeptical, maybe he's slowrolling....

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i literally figured that out from pulling up saber's iso for 10 seconds but this man petapan spent 200 hours reading through skitter games from fucking 2018 only to hammer town

clearly i am the best scumhunter, starting from when i figured out galron was town without any outside assistance

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it only took 3 scum flipping out of my town/null pile, all of my scumreads flipping town, and some dead PT spice to get me to the right answer

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this movie is 2hrs 14mins long if anyone just wants to set an alarm

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we literally haven't left our computers in like 6 days because we're too busy f5ing watching a boomer NEET lose a mafia game

how cool can we be

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we have skitter, who i think turned off her computer on saturday. that's at least a little bit cool

on the other hand the main thread has ydrasse. gammagooey also speaks with the knowledge of someone who went to a bar once

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wait the main thread has peta

yeah dead PT wins

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so does anyone's therapist have an opinion on who the scum is? how much have you told them?

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Masterful argument by Gammagooey, I bet it swings the needle

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Is Dad Morning Tweet? She did just say she got her medical marijuana card

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remember when we thought he was going to hammer like 3 hours ago

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apparently he meant the whole fuckin series

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I'd flip all of Gamma, peta, Galron, and maybe Infinity.

Next on deck to the above 4, which I doubt are all right but think is 3/4, would be something like Toog/Dunn/Dwlee in roughly that order. Skitter/Saber could be scum but I don't think they are.

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This slow rolling piece of shit lmao

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I don't think he will but if he comes back and says "actually let's tick away" holy shit what will we do

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if he ticks away I'll start a gofundme, I will fly out to his house and hit him over the head with a shovel on behalf of the dead pt

this is joke not real threat pls no ban

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I love how readily Taly endorses my Ydrasse guess, taken from 15 minutes of slimming the Saber ISO, despite having witnessed firsthand my track record this game

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I, uh, tried to hero solve the game Day 1. Don't worry, I went at least 3/4, no need to pull up the posts yourself to doublecheck

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Literally I have spent 200+ posts trying to roast peta only to have Toogeloo end this man's career offhandedly

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he didn't respond to my discord message about how overrated The Replacements are

normally that's good for at least a 800 word diatribe

i'm starting to get concerned. did he actually leave his house? he's not ready to face modernity, not without someone there with him at least

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i feel like this man is just going to drop by and post

"yeah w/e let's roll with this

vote: the team"

like 2 hours before deadline

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i think he's home

hammer imminent????

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I tend to not like people sigging things I say but when I say it publicly, it's out there and doesn't belong to me, so I mean (also though I spelled Michelangelo wrong)

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also he is definitely home and reading

BUT HE SCARED

THE FROZEN ONE

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that or he just doesn't like my fishing memes

but he always likes my fishing memes

;_;

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I KNEW IT

BUT ALSO FUCK YOU FOR STILL NOT HAMMERING LMAO HOLY

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Ydrasse's Thanksgiving in a nutshell

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IT'S OVER

HE THREW

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NO RUSHING THE FIELD BUT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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skitter even gets one more simppost for the road

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BAT LOCKED IT

ENDGAME BABY LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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you know the bar has been lowered when pooky went from being proud of him and ready to carve a DC statue

to just being proud of him for placing a mishammer vote instead of letting deadline pass LMAO

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all hail queen ydrasse

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My lolwagon on galron 250 pages ago won the game lol

Peta you were great despite that <3

not to take away from you but

it wouldn't have mattered, if u give peta hammer in elo, he will find a way. he is consistent, he is reliable, he is someone you can always count on. he will find a way to lose in the most embarrassing way possible, every single time.

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Accidental or not Saber is a god

Also I finish with the perfect record on Gamma, nice

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It's not the bussing, which was definitely intentional

It's the contrast in quality of interactions, which on a one-off alt is

beautiful