Left 4 Dead Mafia! (Game Over!)

mastin2 · Post Post #2200 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:25 pm

In post 2184, mastin2 wrote:
In post 2183, mastin2 wrote:What do you call a witty grim reaper?

A deathpan snarker.

Alternatively, you can answer Yates.

BBmolla · Post Post #2201 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:25 pm

mastin I thought you'd get shot by vigs last night, why would I check you LOL

mastin2 · Post Post #2202 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:26 pm

Oooh, oooh!
I had another idea!

mastin2 · Post Post #2203 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:26 pm

Why not leave me to the zombie horde at night? Clearly, I'd die, so you can lynch someone else and get more info!
Can't fail. Honest.

Aegor · Post Post #2204 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:27 pm

Can we end this day already, please?

We can hordekill ADan or someone.

Aegor · Post Post #2205 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:27 pm

Preferably SCB though.

mastin2 · Post Post #2206 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:27 pm

In post 2201, BBmolla wrote:mastin I thought you'd get shot by vigs last night, why would I check you LOL

That's right, you couldn't have a guilty on me. Because I'm actually Bill, who is cannonically dead, and thus, a mafia godfather. So, your result on me couldn't have been real.

Majiffy · Post Post #2207 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:28 pm

Aegor next please.

fferyllt · Post Post #2208 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:28 pm

UNVOTE:

VOTE: Mastin

mastin2 · Post Post #2209 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:29 pm

No, no, no. I swear. I'm actually the witch. I left a 'crumb in my iso for it. In actuality, that means I'm a PGO; nobody could have visited me and lived!

mastin2 · Post Post #2210 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:29 pm

Actually, I'm the smoker. Remember my posting about RC smoking? That was totally a softclaim on my part.

Aegor · Post Post #2211 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:30 pm

In post 2207, Majiffy wrote:Aegor next please.

Seriously?

sekai no ki · Post Post #2212 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:30 pm

In post 2208, fferyllt wrote:
UNVOTE:

VOTE: Mastin

try again

UNVOTE:

VOTE: Mastin

mastin2 · Post Post #2213 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:30 pm

Actually, my role is God.

You would

think

that'd be a scumclaim, especially given my earlier ramblings, but no. For proof that God's a zombie, you need only look at the real world we live in right here and now, as we're typing. The world couldn't exist like that if God WASN'T undead.

Svenskt Stål · Post Post #2214 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:31 pm

townpile

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sekai

2nd tier town

zdenek
majiffy
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thor

VOTE: pidgey

mastin2 · Post Post #2215 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:31 pm

Alternatively, you can see an angel having come down to earth, been bitten, and spread the plague among heaven.

Rubicon · Post Post #2216 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:32 pm

In post 2213, mastin2 wrote:Actually, my role is God.

You would
think
that'd be a scumclaim, especially given my earlier ramblings, but no. For proof that God's a zombie, you need only look at the real world we live in right here and now, as we're typing. The world couldn't exist like that if God WASN'T undead.

mastin2 · Post Post #2217 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:32 pm

Great idea, Sven!
VOTE: pidgey.

Rubicon · Post Post #2218 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:32 pm

In post 2214, Svenskt Stål wrote:VOTE: pidgey

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Svenskt Stål · Post Post #2219 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:33 pm

wait lol is mastin claimed to be peeked scum?

Rubicon · Post Post #2220 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:33 pm

Why not.
VOTE: pidgey

mastin2 · Post Post #2221 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:33 pm

In post 2215, mastin2 wrote:Alternatively, you can see an angel having come down to earth, been bitten, and spread the plague among heaven.

Or, OR.
Being zombified is not considered a sin, so zombies killed in the apocalypse are not disqualified from entering heaven. Where they can still infect residents. And God got infected that way.

BBmolla · Post Post #2222 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:35 pm

In post 2209, mastin2 wrote:No, no, no. I swear. I'm actually the witch. I left a 'crumb in my iso for it. In actuality, that means I'm a PGO; nobody could have visited me and lived!

Oh the irony

Svenskt Stål · Post Post #2223 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:36 pm

UNVOTE:

god i hate everyone for making me read up on mastin

mastin2 · Post Post #2224 (ISO) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:36 pm

Actually, I'm not God.
I'm the secret computer that controls the strings. You know, the one that basically determines the difficulty for the survivors, punishing them especially on harder difficulties? Yeah, that secret computer. I'd have to check

the TVTropes page

my role PM for the exact details of my role, but basically, I'm a treestump, who also has an influence over the horde. I'm basically the ultimate infected, effectively the God of zombies, so my previous claim was only half a lie.