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In post 2184, mastin2 wrote:

In post 2183, mastin2 wrote:What do you call a witty grim reaper?

A deathpan snarker.

Alternatively, you can answer Yates.

mastin I thought you'd get shot by vigs last night, why would I check you LOL

Oooh, oooh!
I had another idea!

Why not leave me to the zombie horde at night? Clearly, I'd die, so you can lynch someone else and get more info!
Can't fail. Honest.

Can we end this day already, please?

We can hordekill ADan or someone.

Preferably SCB though.

In post 2201, BBmolla wrote:mastin I thought you'd get shot by vigs last night, why would I check you LOL

That's right, you couldn't have a guilty on me. Because I'm actually Bill, who is cannonically dead, and thus, a mafia godfather. So, your result on me couldn't have been real.

Aegor next please.

No, no, no. I swear. I'm actually the witch. I left a 'crumb in my iso for it. In actuality, that means I'm a PGO; nobody could have visited me and lived!

Actually, I'm the smoker. Remember my posting about RC smoking? That was totally a softclaim on my part.

In post 2207, Majiffy wrote:Aegor next please.

Seriously?

In post 2208, fferyllt wrote:

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VOTE: Mastin

try again

Actually, my role is God.

You would that'd be a scumclaim, especially given my earlier ramblings, but no. For proof that God's a zombie, you need only look at the real world we live in right here and now, as we're typing. The world couldn't exist like that if God WASN'T undead.

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VOTE: pidgey

Alternatively, you can see an angel having come down to earth, been bitten, and spread the plague among heaven.

In post 2213, mastin2 wrote:Actually, my role is God.

You would

think

that'd be a scumclaim, especially given my earlier ramblings, but no. For proof that God's a zombie, you need only look at the real world we live in right here and now, as we're typing. The world couldn't exist like that if God WASN'T undead.

Great idea, Sven!
VOTE: pidgey.

In post 2214, Svenskt Stål wrote:VOTE: pidgey

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wait lol is mastin claimed to be peeked scum?

Why not.
VOTE: pidgey

In post 2215, mastin2 wrote:Alternatively, you can see an angel having come down to earth, been bitten, and spread the plague among heaven.

Or, OR.
Being zombified is not considered a sin, so zombies killed in the apocalypse are not disqualified from entering heaven. Where they can still infect residents. And God got infected that way.

In post 2209, mastin2 wrote:No, no, no. I swear. I'm actually the witch. I left a 'crumb in my iso for it. In actuality, that means I'm a PGO; nobody could have visited me and lived!

Oh the irony

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god i hate everyone for making me read up on mastin

Actually, I'm not God.
I'm the secret computer that controls the strings. You know, the one that basically determines the difficulty for the survivors, punishing them especially on harder difficulties? Yeah, that secret computer. I'd have to check my role PM for the exact details of my role, but basically, I'm a treestump, who also has an influence over the horde. I'm basically the ultimate infected, effectively the God of zombies, so my previous claim was only half a lie.