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Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:22 am**

#GETREKT

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:25 am**

Well, ye be a sour sailor, ain't ye?

Did someone insert a hook in your rear?

Have a drink, sail on my ship this night. We're setting sail for bazingalynch island. Lynching scum is our goal.

Ye need to stop voting town if ya wanna be part of the crew.

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:28 am**

In post 60, Ansuz wrote:MOTHER

FUCKING

ODIN

This post shows how little I care about pirates.
I will stop voting town eventually, probably, I just started leaning scum on the Athena hydra and am waiting for Tammy to check in since I would feel happier voting her over Formerfish because she's had this lol lynch a long time coming.

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:30 am**

Like legit I've been thinking about what to say when I realize shes scum and she realizes I realize she's scum and then I vote the fuck out of her and we ride the train to a Day 1 scum lynch. Nothing great yet, though. Any ideas?

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:33 am**

Does Odin have a peg leg?

No?

#GETPLUNDERED

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:33 am**

I don't get it. Does Odin have a peg leg?

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:34 am**

#GETPLUNDERED

Talk to the hook, because me scarred face ain't listening

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:34 am**

Because if he does that makes me the pirate GOD and also means you should be following my ship to TOWNWIN island instead of wherever the hell you're going.

#GETREKT

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:36 am**

In post 231, Rancid Broderick Drake wrote:#GETPLUNDERED

Talk to the hook, because me scarred face ain't listening

Can't talk to the hook; it's still in my ass.

#GETPLUNDERED

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:37 am**

Oh I guess I should also add why you're even scumreading bazinga? If we're lol lynching them because they are the only obvious town in the whole game, I'm down for that.

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:37 am**

Policy lynch? Yes please.

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:40 am**

Ansuz wrote:Can't talk to the hook; it's still in my ass.

#GETPLUNDERED

Yaaargh, I got plundered

:<

Ye still be invited to join me crew

I'll teach Polly to stop making fun of ye for having horrible reads! Deal?

Ansuz wrote:Oh I guess I should also add why you're even scumreading bazinga?

Aaargh, this be fucking difficult to do while speaking like a pirate, so ye best not asking!

The short answer be bazinga is obvscum

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:42 am**

Maybe I tell Nati, and he break character?

I'm busy being a whatever-pirates-called-douches!

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:44 am**

Oh come on it shouldn't be that hard to pirate talk a case on bazinga

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:45 am**

Yaaaaaaaaargh, to be honest, I'm running out of pirate things to say. I need to sail to google island to look up pirate slang

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:46 am**

Yarrrr, she be reading the purest of pirate hearts as a scalawag, meaning her heart be as black as cannonballs!

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:47 am**

Jesus, that was harder than I thought it was.
I don't need a case, Broderick. You just keep om doing god's work, okay?

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:50 am**

Aaaar, that not be a reason, but ye be a better pirate than me

Join me crew and we can rule the seven seas

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:51 am**

Also, please. Only me mother calls me Broderick. Me crew call me Rancy. Rancy, the Pirate King.

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:55 am**

Dammit I'm late for the party...
Luciana onee-sama and Yggdra should have woken me up earlier
Anyways...

I'll catch up later so I don't miss anything important

-Aegina

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:56 am**

Before I make this vote I would like to be clear to the general populace that I do not in any way agree with this vote. But I really, really, really wanna be a pirate.

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:56 am**

Vote: Bazinga

YARRRR

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:58 am**

Yaaargh, fuck doing a full pirate post for this

None of the questions they be asking be town questions
None of the scum hunting they be doing looks like it comes from a town pirate
All of their posts look fake as me leg. All of their stances look forced as me hook up ye rear.

How the fuck ye can have a town read on that makes me scratch me head. And now me head be full of scars.

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:02 am**

In post 57, bazinga wrote:
In post 53, Paranoia Fueled Rampage wrote:Mollie, gimme your hilarious P3 BROseidon read
leaning town he looks super comfy with you

This be a fine read, wonderful in the sense that it is effort towards sorting out AP and BRO all through feeling out how they act towards one another. If ye all wants the secret to reading me, it would be to check out my reactions to mollie in any game we interacted together ever.

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:10 am**

Also, yaaaaaaaaaaargh, I wanted to be the unhelpful head this game, but I be posting this now so I can look at it meself later.

Spoiler:

Keeping tabs on this because ye olde moderator won't keep up.

Ansuz wrote:This be a fine read, wonderful in the sense that it is effort towards sorting out AP and BRO all through feeling out how they act towards one another

I look at this and I see a forced read. Forced because *lol fuck no, there's no way they would think that because of the few posts BRO actually had at that point* AARRGH SHUT UP POLLY OR I FEED YE TO THE FISHES.

Plus this read be easily faked. What me don't like much is the way she come about other reads (also posts around p5 or p6 that just look like trying to be a part of town crew in a fake way) and recent responses (like the cannonball at mhork) look scum as fuck!

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