The Walking Dead Mafia! ( Game Over )

[MattP]

GUYS,

DO NOT VOTE FOR ME

I AM A SUPER HATED TOWNIE

IF TWO PEOPLE VOTE FOR ME I WILL BE LYNCHED, BUT I AM IMMUNE TO THE ZOMBIES

SERIOUSLY DONT BE AN ASSHOLE

Wow you literally suck

[Majiffy]

Vote: MattP

L-1

WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE DO THIS TO ME UGH.

[MattP]

@ thor

Like seriously fuck you

[Thor665]

@Matt - like, seriously, you're on L-1, dawg.

[mastin2]

Vote: Red Coyote.

'Cause I'm a lyncher whose target is the cult leader RC.

^Totally legit. Especially in a Normal game, riiiiiight?

[Majiffy]

Yes, Mastin, we got it.

[Toogeloo]

MattP Merle Dixon confirmed?

Where's my Glen at? If you claim Glen now, I'll love you forever and give you total town points.

[Thor665]

@MattP

Hint: I don't think there's a role in a 23 player game that gets lynched with two votes.
Ergo: fakeclaim.

I've reacted to it, so if it's a reaction fish you should be happy.

[GuyInFreezer]

Vote: Red Coyote.

'Cause I'm a lyncher whose target is the cult leader RC.

^Totally legit. Especially in a Normal game, riiiiiight?

This is gonna be a long game unless some n00b comes in and lolvote Matt.

[MattP]

@Matt - like, seriously, you're on L-1, dawg.

Is that a codeword for acid?

I'm actually not lying. I knew going into this game that people would think I was lying because of my meta. I asked who reviewed the game and admittedly thought it was moronic and I was angry at first but Faraday fucking reviewed this

I'm SERIOUSLY 100% not lying. It's not cute to be pushing me to L1 at this point. If you have a problem take it up in like 20 pages after I obv fucking town the game up

[MattP]

Thor, you think I don't realize that?

There is possibly another mechanic that will become relevant later in the game regarding it

[Desperado]

Vote: Mastin

For quoting and responding to his own post. I haven't decided if this is serious or RVS.

[Thor665]

Can't you obv. town the game up at L-1?

[Thor665]

Hint: I don't think there's a role in a 23 player game that gets lynched with two votes.
Ergo: fakeclaim.

[MattP]

Can't you obv. town the game up at L-1?

You can't realize anyone can hammer me and probably get away with it for cluelessness or stupidity? You dont think that someone wont be clumsy and vote me? If I'm hammered right now, you think anything helpful can be derived from it? It will be shitty pg 2 WIFOM

You are being dense on purpose. Stop that

[Majiffy]

Thor I'd appreciate if you unvoted Matt, at least until we get out of RVS so we don't have to worry about derphammers.

[MattP]

I'm aneurysming here

Fuck you Venmar

[sangres]

Thor, I think it is pretty difficult to post things at L-1, page 2 that aren't easily fakeable.

[Toogeloo]

I just realized that technically the zombie mechanic is a threat to the town, and as such, any strict interpretation of our wincon can only translate into Venmar's Troll-The-Town game.

I'm assuming the Mafia isn't immune to the Horde. Horde is like an unkillable third party. Mafia will probably be roles like the Governor and possibly Shane.

[Desperado]

So, uh, Matt.

Why haven't you claimed flavor yet?

[MattP]

So, uh, Matt.

Why haven't you claimed flavor yet?

So, uh, Desperado, why does this post suck with multiple amount of crapitude?

[Majiffy]

Fairy muff.

But still... even with the scum gone,

there's no way to stop the zombie horde...

[sangres]

Vote: Desperado

I agree.

[borkjerfkin]

The odds of someone coming in here and randomly voting MattP without reading the game is pretty high right now, so having matt at L-1 right now is bad whether or not this is fabricated.

[Desperado]

That was lame as shit.

You've already claimed. Flavor is relevant. Why are you hesitant to claim your flavor name?