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Sheeping SleepyKrew is satisfying like smashing that scum Baron Happlebap's face beneath my spiked boot, laughing at his corpse in a battlefield after I've been completely justified in my murder of his pondscum shell of a man: he's practically the antithesis of Baron Happlebap's, that poor and destitute cousin-loving bastard.

Why not comment on my red hot blazing posts so far, Nacho?

Wait is it me or AP that gets it on like Donkey Kong with a bong with my cousins?

↑ F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:Why not comment on my red hot blazing posts so far, Nacho?

Your intentions have been about as obvious as Baron Happlebap's when he sneaks into a kindergarten playground, so while I have been vaguely amused by your posting, I haven't yet been impressed.

↑ SleepyKrew wrote:Wait is it me or AP that gets it on like Donkey Kong with a bong with my cousins?

Not necessarily *my* cousins, ofc. Maybe they're his!
Gosh I'm blushing more than a chameleon that was caught masturbating on a red carpet.

↑ Nachomamma8 wrote:

↑ F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:Why not comment on my red hot blazing posts so far, Nacho?

Your intentions have been about as obvious as Baron Happlebap's when he sneaks into a kindergarten playground, so while I have been vaguely amused by your posting, I haven't yet been impressed.

Will it impress you if I proxy my vote to you for the first third of D1?

↑ F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:

↑ Nachomamma8 wrote:

↑ F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:Why not comment on my red hot blazing posts so far, Nacho?

Your intentions have been about as obvious as Baron Happlebap's when he sneaks into a kindergarten playground, so while I have been vaguely amused by your posting, I haven't yet been impressed.

Will it impress you if I proxy my vote to you for the first third of D1?

You are crumbling in your convictions already, aren't you? How can I follow such a flippant leader into the fray?

VOTE: F-16_Fighting_Falcon

↑ F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:

↑ Nachomamma8 wrote:

↑ F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:Why not comment on my red hot blazing posts so far, Nacho?

Your intentions have been about as obvious as Baron Happlebap's when he sneaks into a kindergarten playground, so while I have been vaguely amused by your posting, I haven't yet been impressed.

Will it impress you if I proxy my vote to you for the first third of D1?

You should lay off the PBR and put down the remote.

What did you think an early Nacho push would accomplish?

MEANWHILE

LETS DISCUSS KURIBO'S LOVE OF POSTING PICTURES OF HIMSELF WITH CLEAR WHITE STAINS ON THE FRONT OF HIS SHIRT
AND DEATH TO PANDAS I NEED MY PANDA FUR COATS

WHERE IS MINA WHEN I NEED HER I DONT HAVE THE MIND FOR WRITING FANFICS

↑ SleepyKrew wrote:

↑ SleepyKrew wrote:Wait is it me or AP that gets it on like Donkey Kong with a bong with my cousins?

Not necessarily *my* cousins, ofc. Maybe they're his!
Gosh I'm blushing more than a chameleon that was caught masturbating on a red carpet.

LEARN TO MASTURBATE ON A GREEN CARPET MAYBE?

I ALSO HAVE A LOVE FOR KURIBO THAT I MUST CONFESS

A STORY THAT SHALL BE TOLD AS THE GAME UNWINDS

Yeah man, keep it clean because "pew weeeeee" it is starting to smell like fish in here.

This wagon on me is as pure as bile.

SleepyKrew can be town even if he abandoned our lunch date.

I cannot read anything with these posting styles. Most people I know that talked like this were put in a gas chamber, by me. Who else wants to suffer that fate?

VOTE: nacho
Where I reign, we have trains. I support trains.

↑ AngryPidgeon wrote:This wagon on me is as pure as bile.

SleepyKrew can be town even if he abandoned our lunch date.

I concur, this wagon does smell like bile, but I like the smell so I am probably going to sheep them. No entirely sure though.

It occurs to me that it's not going to be obvious when RVS ends. I don't like that any more than I like flat beer.

I'm going to go cry and eat a bag of sea salt and vinegar potato chips about it.

I can either be clear as piss and boring as your rack.

Or I can be as clear as mud and "sqelch" all over this game but have fun.

Up to you losers.

My post restriction isn't very debilitating. But is going to be boring and not in the spirit of the game if I just do it at the top of every post then make my post.

I think the wagon on Nacho is abysmal. It makes me feel ucky, like when tacos drip all over your hand while you're eating them and then you don't notice and get a giant smear down your favourite blouse.

Falcon seems pretty conflicted about whether he wants Nacho dead or wants to sheep him. While sheep can be pretty tasty as part of a balanced diet, I think it's an odd choice at this point for Falcon.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Falcon

@Espe: Stop talking about my rack


of lamb.

BOTH RACKS ARE NICE

NACHO WAGONS ARE NICE

BUT ROAST PIDGEONS ARE BEST THIS GAME

AS IS KURIBO'S CRUMB-FILLED BEARD, I LEARNED MY BEARD GROOMING TECHNIQUES FROM HIM AFTER ALL

↑ fferyllt wrote:It occurs to me that it's not going to be obvious when RVS ends. I don't like that any more than I like flat beer.

I'm going to go cry and eat a bag of sea salt and vinegar potato chips about it.

Those always make my lips crack.

I can't tell if you are being serious or in character, lol.

So I guess I agree!

↑ AngryPidgeon wrote:

↑ fferyllt wrote:It occurs to me that it's not going to be obvious when RVS ends. I don't like that any more than I like flat beer.

I'm going to go cry and eat a bag of sea salt and vinegar potato chips about it.

Those always make my lips crack.

I can't tell if you are being serious or in character, lol.

So I guess I agree!

^scum posting

obligatory post of smearing self in white paint to imitate intimidation factor of our lord and savior kuribo

Gosh, there's been more masturbation talk in this game than in Jason Sudeikis's last movie, let me tell you.

Bookitty's working the Neil Patrick Harris level of humor though.

Ffery's working the Nick Cage fashion I see.

I'm liking the muffincat thus far.

↑ AngryPidgeon wrote:

↑ fferyllt wrote:It occurs to me that it's not going to be obvious when RVS ends. I don't like that any more than I like flat beer.

I'm going to go cry and eat a bag of sea salt and vinegar potato chips about it.

Those always make my lips crack.

I can't tell if you are being serious or in character, lol.

So I guess I agree!

I can be both serious and in character, especially when a shot at the championship game is on the line.

My concern about knowing whether stances are serious is a very real one. All the instant playback reviews in the world could come up short.

I feel like Victoria Justice when she was trying to pick her tour or her show, the wagon on AP looks pretty tasty but there's also the beginning of a nacho wagon, what's a girl to do?

↑ notscience wrote:I feel like Victoria Justice when she was trying to pick her tour or her show, the wagon on AP looks pretty tasty but there's also the beginning of a nacho wagon, what's a girl to do?

You are just the most indecisive person ever, aren't you?

Ffery seems town.

↑ F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:

↑ Nachomamma8 wrote:

↑ F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:Why not comment on my red hot blazing posts so far, Nacho?

Your intentions have been about as obvious as Baron Happlebap's when he sneaks into a kindergarten playground, so while I have been vaguely amused by your posting, I haven't yet been impressed.

Will it impress you if I proxy my vote to you for the first third of D1?

Why do you vote Nacho AND offer your vote up to him? DO YOU KNOW HOW STRESSFUL TODAY IS??? I am confused, I don't have the patience for this!

VOTE: F-16-Fighting-Falcon

↑ Bookitty wrote:I think the wagon on Nacho is abysmal. It makes me feel ucky, like when tacos drip all over your hand while you're eating them and then you don't notice and get a giant smear down your favourite blouse.

I will tolerate NO talking of dripping things on dresses and clothing! No!! Look at my dress! Have you ANY idea how much this cost? Do any of you have ANY IDEA why we're here?? I am getting married today AND ALL THIS OTHER BULLSHIT NEEDS TO STOP!