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Post Post #25 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 7:06 am

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Post Post #26 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 12:08 pm

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If it makes you feel better Realeo, I am 95% sure one of the players thought the question said Bruce Jenner
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Post Post #27 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 3:53 pm

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RESULTS



Well that was a delightful challenge! I enjoyed seeing all of your responses, and I'm sure the judges did too. To keep things fun, we're just going to reveal the top 5 answers for each scenario, and give overall individual/team scores at the end. Let's get started.

We had 10 judges submit responses (with each picking their top 5 entries), and a point was gained for each judge that picked a response. Therefore, the maximum number of points an entry could receive was 10.


1) If CuddlyCaucasian and xofelf were in love with each other.



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MattP


first off, there wouldve been a LOT more confessional room footage at Survivormeet



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pablito


"Dearest CC, would you mind picking up the kids from school this morning and passing by the pharmacy to pick me up some cowbell for this fever I have? I'm not feeling too good right now *cough* *cough* and I need to be on a business call with some...business associates...who are not named Jelly or Fenrir or anything like that and we would totally not be discussing business conducted in dungeons..." / "Oh, xofelf, my love. You know I'd do anything for you, because you clearly remind me of a Caucasian Julie Chen who was adopted by Danielle Robay, who are my third and fourth favorite people in the world, behind you, m'dear, and my kickass tinder profile with my fave angled selfie. But if I have to go out today, please be a doll and don't forget to A) Read the rules for Ghost, and B) Prod some people between your naps, and C) Read the rules for Ghost, and D) Tell people who starts in ghost."



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RedCoyote


Challenge 10: Let us count the ways in which we may describe xofelf's beauty ... Challenge 11: Poetry Slam (topic: CC the hunk!)



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Haschel Cedricson


If any jurors have any reason why these two should not be wed in holy matrimony, give your bitter speeches now or forever hold your peace. By a final vote of 7-2, I pronounce you "Blood" instead of "Water".



Spoiler: 8 points (Winner)
DeathRowKitty


The Whole Sort of Genital Mish mash
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Post Post #28 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 3:58 pm

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2) Things you really shouldn't say to Bruce Banner when he is agitated.



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Xalxe


[dudebro at a strip club voice] Yeah, take it off! Take it all off! Woooo!



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Hey Bruce, I've noticed you've been a bit stressed recently and it's making your skin lose a bit of its oxygen. It's not a great color on you. In fact, I don't know if you remember, but back in Big Brother Season 1 there was this quirky and chill beauty queen named Jamie Kern Lima. She actually does informercials now for her It Cosmetics! line. I know, informercials, it's something I watch all the time when I'm on late night with xofelf, since she's always up until about 9am, so Jamie keeps me up so I can stay awake for my greatest love of all xofelf <3. It Cosmetics would go great to reduce those wrinkles you have. And I just know this great chartreuse blouse that would go great with your eyebrows and skin tone. Now if you could just buy this concealer thanks to Jamie Kern Lima, I can get you a second set for free! Just pay extra shipping and handling.



Spoiler: 6 points
BipolarChemist


Hey Bruce! I left the empty milk carton in the fridge to remind you to get more :)



Spoiler: 7 points (Winner)
Shadoweh


Hey wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP



Spoiler: 7 points (Winner)
racefan12


So I hear it ain't easy being green.



Spoiler: 7 points (Winner)
Radja


You and what army?
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Post Post #29 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 3:58 pm

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*clap*
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Post Post #30 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:01 pm

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3) Things you could say when spinning the big wheel on the price is right that you could also say while having sex.



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BipolarChemist


It's heavier than I expected...



Spoiler: 4 points
DeathRowKitty


It's never this loud on tv..



Spoiler: 5 points
Radja


I was expecting a lot more



Spoiler: 6 points
RedCoyote


Stacy, make sure it goes all the way or it doesn't count!



Spoiler: 7 points
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I can't believe I'm only doing this for a dollar.



Spoiler: 9 points (WINNER)
racefan12


Just a couple more inches and you would have won $25,000.
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Post Post #31 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:04 pm

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4) First reaction when randomly teleported on a stand-up comedy stage.



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randomidget


Where the fuck did the pole go? and I'm pretty sure this routine isn't family friendly...



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RedCoyote


Crap. I forgot the magic show was next weekend.



Spoiler: 4 points
Haschel Cedricson


I just flew in from New York, and boy are my molecules reconstituted in the right configuration!



Spoiler: 5 points
MattP


haha ok so who else here is on ambien



Spoiler: 5 points
Klick


So... what's up with airline food?



Spoiler: 5 points
Xalxe


"God I hate this dream. At least I don't have pants this time."



Spoiler: 8 points (Winner)
Radja


I came from the future to tell you NOT to vote Trump!
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Post Post #32 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:07 pm

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5) Mish Mash games that CuddlyCaucasian would not particularly approve of.



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Changing Title Thread



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zoraster


Drunk Drivers vs. Mother-of-three



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racefan12


Ghost: Now featuring 10 lives per player!



Spoiler: 4 points
Radja


Create the most topics



Spoiler: 5 points (Winner)
Save The Dragons


Survivor: Banned MS Users (Signups Open!)



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Shadoweh


Nobody Special's Strip Poker Extravaganza



Spoiler: 5 points (Winner)
DeathRowKitty


Pin the Tail on the CC: Real Life Edition
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Post Post #33 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:08 pm

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It's interesting how one changing thread game makes it to the top 5 while the other changing thread doesn't.
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Post Post #34 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:09 pm

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6) Things that you wouldn't want to hear in a pizzeria.



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This crust isn't the only thing stuffed with sausage right now :wink:



Spoiler: 4 points
Xalxe


"One pizza.............with extra sausage, ladies" [porn music begins]



Spoiler: 4 points
RedCoyote


*overhearing one employee whisper to another* "Do it, man. I saw it on YouTube"



Spoiler: 4 points
PiggyGal15


We swear the animatronics have only killed two people!



Spoiler: 5 points
Radja


That cheese is supposed to have mold on it.



Spoiler: 7 points (Winner)
Save The Dragons


We expect to be rat free within the next few months!
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Post Post #35 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:10 pm

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In post 33, Realeo wrote:It's interesting how one changing thread game makes it to the top 5 while the other changing thread doesn't.
I know, that was pretty weird! For reference the other one was "Change the title of this thread!" from Xalxe, and it got 2 points.
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Post Post #36 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:12 pm

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7) Things you shouldn't say on a first date.



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Hi, I'm CuddlyCaucasian!



Spoiler: 5 points
Xalxe


"Last summer I met up with a bunch of strangers from the internet in North Carolina and we played Survivor for a weekend--"



Spoiler: 5 points
RedCoyote


You remind me of my ex!



Spoiler: 5 points
Radja


Would you consider abortion if you accidentily get pregnant tonight?



Spoiler: 6 points (Winner)
randomidget


This might seem like a weird question, but do you have an identical twin who is a pornstar?



Spoiler: 6 points (Winner)
Haschel Cedricson


Hold on, I have to take this call; it's my wife.
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Post Post #37 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:15 pm

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So Radja is at 34 points+ for consistent performance and winning 2 scenarios.
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Post Post #38 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:15 pm

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8) Dating videos for sociopaths looking for victims.



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Klick


I recently installed comforters in the trunk and bought a TV for the basement, so I mean, it won't be that bad.



Spoiler: 4 points
Shadoweh


So if you're looking for a good time don't forget to sign up for Clash of the Mash today!



Spoiler: 4 points
Radja


I'm looking for mute people



Spoiler: 5 points
BipolarChemist


I'm a fan of creating things out of new materials. I especially like working with leathers. Come on by if you wanna feel leather being made (:



Spoiler: 5 points
DeathRowKitty


Every breath you take / Every move you make / Every bond you break / Every step you take / I'll be watching you.



Spoiler: 5 points
racefan12


If you love playing Cards Against Humanity... how about a date with the guy who *created* it? *sly smile*



Spoiler: 6 points (Winner)
RedCoyote


Don't worry. You don't have to pick me... I've already picked you.
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Post Post #39 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:18 pm

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9) Title of the final season of Survivor.



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Save The Dragons


Survivor: Toddlers vs. Elderly vs. Dogs



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BipolarChemist


Survivor: Trump Island



Spoiler: 4 points
Shadoweh


Survivor: RealityShowXXX (Consent Form Inside!)



Spoiler: 4 points
Xalxe


#Survivor: #Swag vs #Dank



Spoiler: 4 points
animorpherv1


Survivor: We ran out of ideas



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Most of civilization has left planet Earth as it becomes uninhabitable due to climate change. But in this exciting reality competition, the last 18 humans left on Earth find themselves battling not only each other, but the harsh unforgiving elements as well. Introducing Survivor: Earth... coming to an intergalactic communication channel near you!



Spoiler: 5 points (Winner)
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Survivor Season 3,247 - Clone Wars starring Francesca Hogi
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Post Post #40 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:20 pm

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10) Deleted scenes from classic movies.



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Shadoweh


Frankly my dear, take out the fucking garbage can! It's been your turn for two weeks.



Spoiler: 4 points
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REPORTER: Mr. Kane, how did you hurt your leg?
CHARLES FOSTER KANE: Well, when I was a child I got into a sledding accident and ever since then I've had to walk with this cane. That's why they call me Citizen Cane.
WAITER: Excuse me gentlemen, but we are out of pasta. May I recommend the spicy chicken sandwich instead?
CHARLES FOSTER KANE: I love spicy food! That's why they call me Citizen Cayenne.
REPORTER: Can you respond to the rumors that you once had a brother who disappeared under mysterious circumstances?



Spoiler: 5 points
Radja


Are you talking to me? Oh you're not...sorry.



Spoiler: 6 points
Xalxe


"Luke, I'm in love with your sister, and I think I'm gonna marry her."
"Oh, that's great Han, excellent choice, she's a great kisser."



Spoiler: 8 points (WINNER)
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Post Post #41 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:25 pm

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FINAL SCORES


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The Blue Team wins, meaning one veteran and one rookie from the Pink Team are about to be sent to the Brawl.
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Post Post #42 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:27 pm

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radja was on fire
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Post Post #43 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:32 pm

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DRAFT



First, animorpherv1 and PiggyGal15 are automatically paired together for being the lowest-scoring veteran and rookie on their teams.

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Radja drafts first.

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He selects...

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MattP!






Next is racefan12.

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He selects...

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Klick!






Next is Xalxe.

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He selects...

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randomidget!






RedCoyote is next.

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He selects...

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zoraster!
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Post Post #44 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:41 pm

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It's coming down to the wire.


Haschel Cedricson selects the final veteran to be safe.

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He chooses...

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Save The Dragons.

BipolarChemist will be entering the brawl.









pablito selects the final rookie to be safe.

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He chooses...

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DeathRowKitty!

Shadoweh enters the Brawl.
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