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I love being suspected because it means someone cares enough to want to talk to me xoxo.

For breakfast I ate a bit of humility served on a bed of fresh social justice.

I like my memes with a bit of humility served on a bed of fresh social justice.

I actually have 15 starbucks receipts which should show you my activity on that day in question. I mean you could probably ask the baristas?

Saladmander

In post 19, Gammagooey wrote:Cheery Dog & Jake the Wolfie we have reason to suspect that you met the day before the prank, did anything seem

unsilly

about your fellow Caninae companion?

Cheey Dog mentioned Star'd Bucks or something.

Malkon, I see those 15 receipts all state that you ordered serves of "sweet, sweet revenge". is this some divine Starbucks delicacy I've never heard of, or is there something more you need to tell us?

*sigh* you’ve caught me. Yes I illegally force starbucks employees to pour alcohol into my beverage when they prepare the drink.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_Revenge_(liqueur)

“Sweet, sweet revenge” is just because I like my sweet revenge coffee, extra sweet.

And if it wasn’t for those meddling employees and their accurate receipt documentation skills I would have continued to illegally get my amazing alcoholic coffee beverages for years to come.

In post 21, Ariel wrote:how does it feel to be suspected?

Very silly. It makes me feel like they have no idea how to choose suspects.

In post 22, N wrote:what did you have for breakfast

Well I don't think I actually broke a fast, I didn't have time for sleep. But I did the usual routine of putting milk into a bowl of something cereal shaped.

In post 23, bugspray wrote:how you you like your memes?

Yes.

In post 24, the worst wrote:to all three of you - what were you doing at 3:27pm on friday the fourth of march? who are your alibis?

I believe at that time I had just started up my car.

do you consider yourself to be a serious person?

In post 30, Cheery Dog wrote:But I did the usual routine of putting milk into a bowl of something cereal shaped.

tell me more about your corn flake shaped bowl

In post 25, Malkon05 wrote:I love being suspected because it means someone cares enough to want to talk to me xoxo.

's sus y'all. he has a motive

In post 33, Ariel wrote:

In post 25, Malkon05 wrote:I love being suspected because it means someone cares enough to want to talk to me xoxo.

malkon

's sus y'all. he has a motive

I'm super duper sus. I also love that you are talking about me <3 <3

Keep making me relevant xoxo.

I like Chief Inspector Ariel's thinking, there is something a little sus about .

Malkon is red, and therefore sus in the hit game amongus

Your hate, it nourishes me >:)

Malkon wants it too much, and that in itself is sus.

Malkon, do you ever make coffee at home?

In post 38, Chickadee wrote:Malkon wants it too much, and that in itself is sus.

Malkon, do you ever make coffee at home?

Yes but only my Starbucks Peppermint Mocha xoxo <3 Starbucks for life <3

The sweet sweet release of death is something that we all yearn for from time to time. It's no wonder I am so eager >:)

It's possible that is unsilly and is just hoping that referencing things will make him silly

Cheery, how do you feel when I tel you that you could be going to the dog house for a very long time?

In post 41, Chickadee wrote:Cheery, how do you feel when I tel you that you could be going to the dog house for a very long time?

I'm already in the dog house!

In post 32, N wrote:

In post 30, Cheery Dog wrote:But I did the usual routine of putting milk into a bowl of something cereal shaped.

tell me more about your corn flake shaped bowl

In post 31, bugspray wrote:do you consider yourself to be a serious person?

I am as serious as the next person.

In post 32, N wrote:

In post 30, Cheery Dog wrote:But I did the usual routine of putting milk into a bowl of something cereal shaped.

tell me more about your corn flake shaped bowl

It's shaped like a big cornflake, what more do you need to know?
I suppose it could be something else it was meant to be shaped like, I received it as a gift.
It's rather annoying to clean down the crevice though.

Thanks for good participation suspects.

you seem to be familiar with life on the inside.

Once a criminal, always a criminal.

Votes needed: 4 for majority

Malkon (2): Ariel, The Worst
Jake The Wolfie (1): Gammagooey
CheeryDog (1): Chickadee

Please quote and edit if I miscounted. I did this quick and mostly from memory.

^Thanks.

Seems like the questions are slowing down, so I'll give a bit longer for that then we'll need to work towards a majority.