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Posted: **Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:18 pm**

btw, Apparently,

Will Smith, John Travolta, and Tom Cruise are gay.

/inside info

Posted: **Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:19 pm**

not that it took a genius to figure out the last two.

Posted: **Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:21 pm**

yeah john travolta is gay as heck

Posted: **Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:21 pm**

will smith is a surprise though

Posted: **Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:22 pm**

Are we talking IRL? I thought Will Smith has a daughter with his bangin'-hot wife.

Posted: **Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:23 pm**

presumably? + 2 sons?

Posted: **Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:24 pm**

also face/off owns when speaking about travolta.

Posted: **Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:25 pm**

I GOT CHILLLLLS

THEY'RE MULTIPLYIN'

Posted: **Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:26 pm**

All of the guests were calming down after the events of the morning. Each had been given a complimentary Blue Moves (Blue Curico, dark rum, soda, and a honeydew ball with a sunglasses stirrer). Each was lounging around in their provided white pajamas striking up calm conversation against the gentle strains of Elton's backup band playing smooth jazz.

Spoiler: TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE

The guests inched forward to examine the dead guest, and although his yawning liquid maw was quickly becoming unrecognizable, they were able to secure his nametag, which positively identified him as Jerry Sandusky.

Good riddance, said Elton. Let's all drink now.

Final Day 3 Votecount

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Ythan [Jerry Sandusky],

Mafia Roleblocker

, was raped to death by a giant baby Day 3

Night actions are due by 1/8 at 10PM EST

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:53 pm**

Two masked (wo)men sit on the outskirts of the ring of a massive orgy, gossiping about the night's events.

"Well, there was quite a hubbub last night"
"You don't say?"
"Yeah, the Church of Scientology sent an assassin in here to murder John Travolta."
"John Travolta was here?!"
"He

was

!"
"What was the deal?"
"Well they sent assassins in here.."
"I got that. But why?"
"Oh. Because I guess the folks over there don't look too happy at those of their own who are gay..."
"...oh..."
"Yeah. Poor guy, he just wanted to get his dick sucked. Is that so wrong?

George Takei, resplendent in his purple sequined orgy shorts, turned away from the gossip. and sipped drink in a coconut.

"Ahh, a fruity beverage, perfect for a fruity occasion such as this."

He twirled his umbrella and watched his lover, Brad Altman, getting plowed by a buff Swedish man. He looked around the arena to attract the attention of the man dispensing hot towels (Brad would probably need one or two) when he heard a cry of anguish. Brad slid forward off of the Swedish man and began moaning loader. George ran to him to see what the trouble was.

Although he briefly wondered where Brad got the pink sock that was stuck to his tight ass, George realized with dawning horror that Brad had been struck with the unthinkable: a prolapsed rectum. For a gay sex enthusiast such as Brad, it was certain death. As Brad slowly breathed out his last, George cradled his head gently in his arms and wept. It was his fault. He brought Brad even though he knew that it was dangerous. After the last accident the doctor told him to be careful. But he didn't listen. HE. DIDN'T. LISTEN.

George stood up slowly and pulled out a phaser. He flipped a switch on it, pointed it at himself.

"Set phasers...to grief."

A high pitched

whirrrrrrrr

is heard before Sulu's liquefied brains pour out of his ears. A crowd rushes toward the gruesome mess, but meanwhile...

Cold light and warm drink I sit in my room and I think about how before I did things I did BLOOD I did bad things I killed people and I was invited again why was I invited I'll only kill again so I sit and drink and think and then suddenly the light opens and a man is standing there I think yes it's Bret Hart what is he doing here I thought he was in hell he says he's here to take me away I've been a bad boy but I fight him I cannot go back I have too much to do here but he stabs me and I'm running onto the carpet and everything is getting dark I guess it's time to go home now I've done everything I can

goodbye

One Direction [John Travolta],

FBI Agent

, was offed by a clan of Ninja Scientology Assassins Night 3

Quilford [Rowdy Roddy Piper],

Town Vigilante

, was dragged to hell by a demonic Bret Hart Night 3

Om of the Nom [Brad Altman],

Vengeful Lover

, had his rectum forceably ripped out Night 3
JacobSavage [George Takei],

Vengeful Lover

, set phasers to grief Night 3

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Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:58 pm**

BAHAWAAAHHHHH

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:37 pm**

[kise]... can we get a godamn guilty on dlta waveee already

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:22 pm**

so we have a strange result. not sure if mod error.

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:25 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:38 pm**

OD is town.

seriously?

Don't hydra with Empire again.

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:36 pm**

Oh look I actually get to post today.

Vote: DGB

↑ Pretentiousdra wrote:so we have a strange result. not sure if mod error.

Did you get an interesting offer from the mod?

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:34 pm**

I really don't see DGB on the same team as Ythan.

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:50 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:39 pm**

↑ Zoidberg wrote:I really don't see DGB on the same team as Ythan.

For what reason?

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:46 pm**

Mostly for 925, 1110, and the way she called ythan out for derailing two wagons. Can't really explain why, didn't seem like scum-on-scum to me.

I admit my town read on her is fading, though. I didn't like the way she hesitated and avoided voting obvscum thundercheese or whatever his name was, but I can't be sure that's a scum tell

Posted: **Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:50 am**

With the bodyguard dead, the mafia roleblocker dead, and three shots in the night, colored me surprised that P-dra wasn't one of the targets.

Posted: **Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:52 am**

I'll venture a guess that Quilford vig'ed JacobSavage, who flipped town against all odds.

Posted: **Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:54 am**

The NS/MIni-Librarian playerslot has what, 13 posts in over a hundred pages?

Posted: **Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:55 am**

Actually, it's 19 posts. I thought NS had posted only twice, I guess I remembered wrong.

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