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SKULL GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND START VOTING KAZE
DO YOU THINK I'M A FUCKING SAINT
I CAN'T WAIT FOREVER

Your murder-boner appears to be raging out of control. You should pour some cold water on that bad boy.

In post 2727, Skullduggery wrote:Your murder-boner appears to be raging out of control. You should pour some cold water on that bad boy.

cold water is the blue balls solution
the solution to murder boners is getting the murder that you want to get
how long can you deal with me when I behave this way?
not long, right? so start fucking voting kaze

legitimately if kaze isn't lynched by the time I have time again and come back i will spam the fuck out of this thread for a half an hour at least

at mother fucking minimum, and i can make a lot of posts per minute i think

This bizarre conversation is making me laugh too hard. It needs to stop before I pass out.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Kazekirimaru

You're right about one thing: My case on Venmar could be totally airtight and nobody would listen to me. I don't know what to do with Kaze anyway, so, okay, you've earend yourself a sheep, Nacho.

yep yep my work here is done
good doing business with you, skull
you've made a good decision

In post 2729, sangres wrote:how long can you deal with me when I behave this way?
not long, right? so start fucking voting kaze

I'm not annoyed. This is goddamn hilarious.

I'm adding "chucklefuckery" to my personal lexicon.

Busy couple of days, I will get to this tomorrow.

i think he's town but whatevs

actually i don't think he's town but i don't think he's scum so whatevs

In post 2720, sangres wrote:

In post 2718, Skullduggery wrote:Kaze claimed to be Shion Uzuki, VT

good now let's fucking kill him

nonono I claimed Shion Uzuki, Maiden of Mary Magdalene.

VOTE: Skull

In post 2738, zMuffinMan wrote:actually i don't think he's town but i don't think he's scum so whatevs

If you hadn't consigned yourself to mafia serfdom, who would you be voting?

In post 2739, Kazekirimaru wrote:

In post 2720, sangres wrote:

In post 2718, Skullduggery wrote:Kaze claimed to be Shion Uzuki, VT

good now let's fucking kill him

nonono I claimed Shion Uzuki, Maiden of Mary Magdalene.

VOTE: Skull

Um...no, you distinctly said that you were Shion Uzuki and expressed disappointment at being a VT since apparently she's one of the main characters. What do you hope to accomplish by making it seem like I'm lying? When the missing posts are restored in a few days, everyone will be able to see that that's what you said.

Will probably support the Kaze wagon.

However, an important post I made was lost, where I basically said we need to make the day count. (Also, finish the massclaim.) And get everyone doing solid reads and such. I directed it to Skull, but it applies to everyone, myself included.

In post 2741, Skullduggery wrote: Um...no, you distinctly said that you were Shion Uzuki and expressed disappointment at being a VT since apparently she's one of the main characters. What do you hope to accomplish by making it seem like I'm lying? When the missing posts are restored in a few days, everyone will be able to see that that's what you said.

You conveniently left out the Maiden part, though. Probably hoping nobody will make the connection between my role and Kagami's. For all I know you're hoping to bolster the support for my wagon and maybe even get a derplynch before the site is given dat Full Restore. That's what I'm feeling from you.

So, if you'd all be so kind as to not lynch me like a bunch of sheep blindly following the fool shepherd in Nacho, I'd appreciate it.

Add salt to wound

In post 2742, mastin2 wrote:However, an important post I made was lost, where I basically said we need to make the day count. (Also, finish the massclaim.) And get everyone doing solid reads and such. I directed it to Skull, but it applies to everyone, myself included.

Yeah, here's what I said in a post that got eaten:

Sangres is Town due to interactions with Cephrir and overall play.
Mastin is Town due to interactions with Cephrir.
Muffin is Town due to interactions with Aegor (his conversation with Aegor yesterday did not look like a Scum player pushing what he knew to be a mislynch).
ActionDan is Town due to connections to Sangres and Day 1 shenanigans.
Metal Sonic is Town due to interactions with Flandre and with me.
Gooner and Mollie are Town due to overall play.

That leaves Venmar, Orcinus, and Kaze. If Orc's Hated/JK claim is legit, I'll give him a pass for now. I ISO'd Cephrir during Night 4 and felt pretty good about Venmar being the final Scum player, but a Kaze lynch is perfectly fine too.

In post 2743, Kazekirimaru wrote:You conveniently left out the Maiden part, though.

You said you were Shion, you were a VT, and you expressed disappointment/confusion at being just a VT since Shion is apparently one of the main characters. I do not recall you saying anything about Mary Magdalene.

In post 2743, Kazekirimaru wrote:Probably hoping nobody will make the connection between my role and Kagami's.

Kagami was a VT. You also claimed to be a VT. What kind of "connection" are you looking for?

In post 2743, Kazekirimaru wrote:For all I know you're hoping to bolster the support for my wagon and maybe even get a derplynch before the site is given dat Full Restore. That's what I'm feeling from you.

Dude, what? I'm doing the of that: I'm suggesting that we wait for the missing posts to be restored so everyone can see with their own eyes that you messed up your fake-claim.

Let's assume for a moment that what you're saying is true. Let's say that I'm Scum, you're Town, and I'm trying to push your mislynch based on incorrect information that will be proven to be incorrect once the missing posts are restored. Why on earth would I do that? What would I, as the final Scum player looking to survive long enough to hack through ten other players, possibly have to gain by doing something so witheringly stupid?

In post 2746, Skullduggery wrote:You said you were Shion, you were a VT, and you expressed disappointment/confusion at being just a VT since Shion is apparently one of the main characters. I do not recall you saying anything about Mary Magdalene.

I don't believe you.

In post 2746, Skullduggery wrote:Kagami was a VT. You also claimed to be a VT. What kind of "connection" are you looking for?

The fact that we're both main characters, "X of Mary Magdalene", and town.

In post 2746, Skullduggery wrote:Dude, what? I'm doing the exact opposite of that: I'm suggesting that we wait for the missing posts to be restored so everyone can see with their own eyes that you messed up your fake-claim.

What did I mess up, exactly?

In post 2746, Skullduggery wrote:Let's assume for a moment that what you're saying is true. Let's say that I'm Scum, you're Town, and I'm trying to push your mislynch based on incorrect information that will be proven to be incorrect once the missing posts are restored. Why on earth would I do that? What would I, as the final Scum player looking to survive long enough to hack through ten other players, possibly have to gain by doing something so witheringly stupid?

You tell me? For all I know you're hoping to get a pass on "lol that push was so bad he must be town because the last scum would never do that".

All I know is you're misrepping me, you're doing it intentionally, and I wish for your death.

In post 1990, borkjerfkin wrote:

Kagami

KOS-MOS
Chaos Aligned
Consciousness of Mary Magdalene (Vanilla Townie)

was lynched Day 2.

Night 2 begins now. Night actions due in (expired on 2014-02-13 20:30:00)

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In post 2362, borkjerfkin wrote:

Cephrir

T-elos
Order Aligned
Reanimated Body of Mary Magdalene (Mafia Ascetic)

was killed Night 3.

Day 4 begins now.

Hm.

Well then.