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The horde moaned and laughed, or, at least, to the extent they could with their destroyed vocal cords. The human feast two days in a row was very filling, it made them happy and satisfied. Wait, no it didn't.. they are zombies they are never fulfilled. Nonetheless they for the time being happy with their human spoils of "war", so they decided to spice things up. Zombie on zombie brawls have become very popular as of late, actually! The manly, slapping and leaning against each other is a bloody bloodbath or carnage every zombie enjoys. Well, maybe they overdid it this time, PeregrineV got sidelined by a particularly stupid zombie. Peregrine found his head curbed in under the weight of the obese teenager turned zombie. Now that, was entertaining!

*Moan*

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Once upon a time. There was an obese couple. A zombie couple. They loved each other sooooooo much they they became even fatter as zombies. The Male Boomer would look into the eyes of the Female Boomer and be happy. Who knew what the female boomer thought, she was a zombie. Well, who knew everything. Some asshole thought two obese boomers being together was disgusting. So they shot Aegor through the face.

*Blurp Blurp Blurp*

The Female Boomer stood there motionless, expressionless. The death of her boyfriend had no effect on her. Oh gee, I wonder why, maybe it's cause she's a zombie and has no feelings? The horde showed up at the sight of the death and looked at the last boomer. Vezok raised his eyebrow, and the horde gave him a "What the fuck you looking at punk?" look. They then proceeded to maul Vezok in the face and kill him because they didn't like the attitude.

*Blurp Blurp Blurp*

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Night 4 has resolved! Day 5 has now begun!

Votecount 5.0

[0] Majiffy:

[0] LeMidget:

[0] Sekai No Ki:

[0] Alpazard:

[0] GuyInFreezer:

[0] Svenskt Stål:

[0] ActionDan:

[0] BBMolla:

[0] Pidgey:

[0] Metal Sonic:

[0] Zdenek:

Not Voting (11):

• Majiffy, LeMidget, Sekai no Ki, Alpazard, GuyInFreezer, Svenskt Stål, ActionDan, BBMolla, Pidgey, Metal Sonic, Zdenek

Deadline:

• Wednseday, April 9th, 2014

Mod Notes:

• With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Why didn't molla die

Are scum immune to horde kills

Guys hold the fuck on

This is pretty unfuckingbelievable so I don't blame you if you don't believe me



That's why when PeregrineV claimed he recieved a report from a non existant amnesiac cop it seemed pretty fucking bullshitty

Night reports:
1 - Guilty on Mastin
2 - Guilty on Rubi
3 - Inno on Thor (Yeah I fucked up. Hence me trying to validify the claim by "not recieving report." Then of course somehow PV recieves a fake report? What the fuck.)
4 - No result on Alpa

*sigh*

I know it sounds like a load of crap but it's fucking true. The amnesiac cop doesn't exist.

Flavor is I'm a Witch btw

I've crumbed that a bunch

Someone please be here and ask me why I did what and stuff so I can explain any confusions

The only thing I don't fucking understand is how PV got a report from a non existant amn cop

My biggest guess is Mafia have a messager ability that is terribly modded as to not make it obvious it's a message from a person and not a mod message.

But that's retarded

But I literally can't think of anything else

this fucking game

In regards to why I thought PV might be a PR, I had a theory involving PV being a tracker who tracked me to Thor and figured I made the kill. Or possible a watcher who watched me night 2 and didn't see anyone visit me. Either way, I thought he could be faking the report to hide his role. When he claimed VT I knew he had a to be scum, like the only possibility would be Venmar having shitty fucking messager rules AND the messager giving a fake report the night where I fuck up AND PV not claiming it immediately. It was all too much for me to believe.

I'm really upset if there is a messager and the mod has shitty fucking rules regarding it where mafia can just fucking fake mod messages left and right but I have no idea what else is even possible

tbh I'm really upset because I thought I could just catch all the scum all while living as a cop claiming to recieve amn reports and then get a scummy and give a speech but those plans are down at this point

I'm also aware how ingenius of a mafia fake claim this looks to be and I don't know what to tell you about that.

I understand lynching me. Just when I flip cop know what I say is true and use that to solve this dumbfuck game.

There is no fuckin reason to lie about the fucking d3 result ugh are you an idiot (if town)? You claiming this yesterday wholy would still have made it evident PV was lying (which, hint, he isnt cause he is town. So either he has a false result (very unlikely) or you really are scum (pretty likely))

I was honest when I said I wanted another report dude. Claiming cop doesnt help with that.

I typed up 3 times just coming out but I figured that was exactly what scum PV wanted and didn't each time

We aren't an asthetic.

Is PV the type to reaction test gambit?

No.

So apparently Mafia have a Roleblocker and Messager left in addition to a dead rolecop versus a bunch of shitty town PRs and a cop.

What the fuck is this game

Roleblocker could be town. Town Jailkeeper? Doubt I'd have been jailed last night by town though.

I believe you