Open 541 - Too Many Heads Mafia (Game Over)

[Paranoia Fueled Rampage]

Nacho, why are you scumreading Clubhouse, Ceph seems like a scurvy pirate thus far.

[Ansuz]

hey mollie why do you think I'm scum?
If you're still scumreading me by the time Desp comes around he won't hold you on such a high pedestal anymore.

[Paranoia Fueled Rampage]

I am SO cop'ing you tonight.

[The Clubhouse]

I've been reading Squirrel Girl as town, but I'm a little concerned that might just be me subconsciously wanting to townread her because of the position she's in.

~VP Quayle

[Paranoia Fueled Rampage]

What position is that? Being Sakura Hana?

[Ansuz]

Nacho, why are you scumreading Clubhouse, Ceph seems like a scurvy pirate thus far.

I'm not really scumreading Clubhouse.
Only legitimate read I have is leaning scum on Formerfish.

[bazinga]

What I don't like about this post is that you treat me like town in the beginning of it (here let me explain why this thing you said about me is based on your own incorrect biases) and then call me scum.

our read on you is scum, along with the Nacho thing and the Rancid thingy.

I talk to you in the CASE that you may be town. I work with people in case they are town even if I think they are scum. Even when I'm scumreading Nacho, I keep asking him for reads and such. You really don't know how to read me, and Hard Boiled is not a barometer at all. Ask Nacho or Ffery or anyone else who played in that game who has played with me since in completed games. You put effort into games, but you can't just check and see for a glimpse of what my scumgame is like, and you proceed to hedge on me?

Lazy.

[The Clubhouse]

@PFR

Not being a hydra.

Why are you so convinced it's Sakura? It doesn't sound like her to me.

~VP Quayle

[Ansuz]

And town on bazinga.

[The Clubhouse]

What I don't like about this post is that you treat me like town in the beginning of it (here let me explain why this thing you said about me is based on your own incorrect biases) and then call me scum.

our read on you is scum, along with the Nacho thing and the Rancid thingy.

I talk to you in the CASE that you may be town. I work with people in case they are town even if I think they are scum. Even when I'm scumreading Nacho, I keep asking him for reads and such. You really don't know how to read me, and Hard Boiled is not a barometer at all. Ask Nacho or Ffery or anyone else who played in that game who has played with me since in completed games. You put effort into games, but you can't just check and see for a glimpse of what my scumgame is like, and you proceed to hedge on me?

Lazy.

It's probably not a fair barometer, I'm admitting that. It's weird to me that you guys seem to have so strong a consensus on all your reads, though. I'd like you to articulate why you personally think I'm scum.

I am lazy, yes. Brilliant deduction.

~VP Quayle

[Ansuz]

Cephrir why do you give a shit why they think you're scum?

[Paranoia Fueled Rampage]

@Mollie: Rancid Broderick Drake is a town aligned player. Nacho mebbe not. Clubhouse I need more time with.

P-edit: That is a pretty scummy discredit there Nacho. Ceph is allowed to give a damn why we are scumreading him. And by we I dont really mean me, but everyone.

[bazinga]

It's probably not a fair barometer, I'm admitting that. It's weird to me that you guys seem to have so strong a consensus on all your reads, though. I'd like you to articulate why you personally think I'm scum.

I am lazy, yes. Brilliant deduction.

It's absolutely unfair. You know it, so if you're going to be lazy about it, you might as well just discard Hard Boiled because that's before any of my scum meta came out.

It's not a strong consensus, I am yielding to the expertise of Mollie. We are a hydra, so it is "our" read. Also, she is right about Nacho 9 times out of 10 and Nacho knows it.

Normally when playing with Nacho and Mollie individually, I just sheep Mollie onto Nacho if she reads him as scum.

[The Clubhouse]

Cephrir why do you give a shit why they think you're scum?

The question was why Bert personally thinks I am scum. I was trying to determine whether he is actually trying to read anyone. The answer, as given below, being no.

It's probably not a fair barometer, I'm admitting that. It's weird to me that you guys seem to have so strong a consensus on all your reads, though. I'd like you to articulate why you personally think I'm scum.

I am lazy, yes. Brilliant deduction.

It's absolutely unfair. You know it, so if you're going to be lazy about it, you might as well just discard Hard Boiled because that's before any of my scum meta came out.

In the most polite terms possible, I refuse. I've already said I'm not necessarily holding you to that standard, but I'm not going to pretend it didn't happen.

It's not a strong consensus, I am yielding to the expertise of Mollie. We are a hydra, so it is "our" read. Also, she is right about Nacho 9 times out of 10 and Nacho knows it.

Normally when playing with Nacho and Mollie individually, I just sheep Mollie onto Nacho if she reads him as scum.

You are allowed to sheep your partner sometimes but I would like to see you scumhunt for yourself too. The strength of a hydra is the second perspective.

~VP Quayle

[Ansuz]

@Mollie: Rancid Broderick Drake is a town aligned player. Nacho mebbe not. Clubhouse I need more time with.

P-edit: That is a pretty scummy discredit there Nacho. Ceph is allowed to give a damn why we are scumreading him. And by we I dont really mean me, but everyone.

Discredit?
How?

[Ansuz]

It's probably not a fair barometer, I'm admitting that. It's weird to me that you guys seem to have so strong a consensus on all your reads, though. I'd like you to articulate why you personally think I'm scum.

I am lazy, yes. Brilliant deduction.

It's absolutely unfair. You know it, so if you're going to be lazy about it, you might as well just discard Hard Boiled because that's before any of my scum meta came out.

It's not a strong consensus, I am yielding to the expertise of Mollie. We are a hydra, so it is "our" read. Also, she is right about Nacho 9 times out of 10 and Nacho knows it.

Normally when playing with Nacho and Mollie individually, I just sheep Mollie onto Nacho if she reads him as scum.

Did mollie fall or something? Where did she go?

[Squirrel Girl]

What position is that? Being Sakura Hana?

334 makes me call Clubhouse town. I'd be okay lynching either Bazinga or Ansuz just to help out the noise in the thread. I still feel scum on Bazinga for the pleas for unvotes and then not justifying it when asked. Ansuz...it's more just that he feels so generally disagreeable and unhelpful. I think I may be okay lynching him just because his play is bugging me. I don't feel as town on Rancid as everyone else, but will at least agree I think he's townish. Can we get an L-1 on Bazinga or someone presenting a good reason why we shouldn't?

[Ansuz]

Squirrel Girl, lynching me to cut down on the noise isn't going to help worth shit, you realize.
This is a 12 hydra game. As individuals, we usually break 100 posts on Day 1 in a Micro. I am one grain of sand in a beach of spammers; cut me down, and two more hydrae will step it up in my place.

[Rancid Broderick Drake]

Somebody please shut the fucking pirate crap the fuck up.

It's not funny. It's not clever. It's annoying. It makes your posts incredibly difficult to understand. If that's your intent, I have no problem lynching the fuck out of you.

ETL

YAAAAAAAAAAAR

Loud and proud,

YO HO YO HO, A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

sing this shanty with me, matey

[Squirrel Girl]

Squirrel Girl, lynching me to cut down on the noise isn't going to help worth shit, you realize.
This is a 12 hydra game. As individuals, we usually break 100 posts on Day 1 in a Micro. I am one grain of sand in a beach of spammers; cut me down, and two more hydrae will step it up in my place.

That's why you use a torch. Duh

[Ansuz]

WE PILLAGE AND PLUNDER AND RIFLE AND LOOT, YO HO YO HO!

[bazinga]

I am here.

[Ansuz]

This is your chance to fix that scumread on me before Desp gets back
Why are you scumreading me?

[Rancid Broderick Drake]

has anyone mentioned that you and Ansuz and Rancid are probably the scum team?

Has anyone mentioned ye reads be worse than pillaging on a Monday morning?

and you are not listening to me about nacho. he is scum. I think you need to reread the last couple of pages

And yet ye unvote. Why?

WE PILLAGE AND PLUNDER AND RIFLE AND LOOT, YO HO YO HO!

I see ye scurvy dogs have changed your signature. If ye weren't such a good first mate, I'd cut you down, here and now.

[Ansuz]

All good Pirate Kings need a god to bless their journey on the high seas.