Open 541 - Too Many Heads Mafia (Game Over)

Rancid Broderick Drake · Post Post #350 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:36 am

It be International Post-like-a-Pirate-to-annoy-the-fuck-out-of-ETL week, I hope you all are celebrating like I am

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

FIRE ZE CANNONS!

Spoiler: Scoundrel Tally

Ansuz · Post Post #351 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:42 am

Dear Mollie, where have ye gone? I'm port out in t' rain waitin' for you t' grace us with ye presence again ;(

Ansuz · Post Post #352 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:46 am

I be drinkin' rum by me self t' hold back me tears.
I know pirates don't cry, but me mum was a glacier and me pa a mountain so they warent emotionally available.

Ansuz · Post Post #353 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:48 am

Yarrr.

Rancid Broderick Drake · Post Post #354 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:53 am

Whoever told you pirates can't cry be a lying scoundrel who never watched Bambi. I ain't know a pirate that didn't cry when he watched Bambi.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR it bring tears to me eyes just thinking about it.

Ansuz · Post Post #355 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:09 am

Yaaaaargh.
She's breakin' me heart, mate. I keep refreshin' this page expectin' to see that snarky lookin' fuck and paragraphs and paragraphs callin' me scum, and I keep bein' disappointed.

Rancid Broderick Drake · Post Post #356 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:22 am

It be OK. Ye need not worry. Ye soon be me vote bitch.

Rancid Broderick Drake · Post Post #357 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:23 am

Vote wench*

YAAAAAAAAAAR

Don't know what came over me

bazinga · Post Post #358 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:26 am

I am just going to be really really candid here.

my heart has been going out of rhythm for like 2 days. last night my blood pressure shot up so high that my nose bled for an hour. I am trying to take it easy today cos I feel lousy so I am not going to rant, I am not going to rave.

I had a long heart to heart with empire awhile ago and he was sharing with my some of why he was burned out and taking a break and it basically came down with horrible play from town and that he was very frustrated by it. <---- last night after getting really upset I realised that I am nearly there.

and I don't know how to resolve it. I have a different set of tools for scumhunting I feel like i have had to explain in this every single fucking game and it is very frustrating and tiresome. I put pressure on my reads in order to get them reveal what they are trying not to <---- so a lot of what I do is centered around reaction reading. I will move around a lot, I will vote different players and sometimes the player who I am voting for is NOT the player I am trying to read. I will sometimes vote a townread to see who follows it and what reasons they give. I usually will post a list at some point of my reads and give an explanation <----- I was asking rancid to give me time to do that. he said no.

if I had known that mara, etl, mhork and sakura were all in the same game (especially sakura) I would not have signed up. I can deal with 1 at a time and I am hoping the hydra with the etl will go a long way to fix that.

having to play with derp town all of the fucking time leeches any amount of fun in the game. I used to love this game. I have noticed the games where I DID have fun the players were of higher cailber and there were only 1 or 2 derps. saying well "you didn't act like this in this game" and calling me scum for it is retarded especially for me cos I don't act the same in every game. fery is probably the best meta divers on this site and I outwitted her for years. I think she has me pinned down finally but it took her a helluva long time to get there.

I don't know how to explain rhythm and flow to you guys. I can't unless I hydra with somebody or if we went back and why I did what I did but sometimes I don't always remember but I would still try to explain it. the itys just ain't fun anymore because I have to give out so many recently.

I don't know what to do. I don't know how to fix it. d1 is my thing if you give me a chance I will find scum for you. what I am not understanding is why I am not being given any amount of trust at all with this by players who have seen me do this not just once, but in the vast majority of my games. just. give. me. d1.

I like nearly all of you but some of you I flat out cannot stand to play with. <---- you see the problem here?

so that is where I am at. to me it is super duper obvious that rancid and nacho are scummates and right now it looks like ap is trying to cover for them but I don't know. I am sure on nacho and rancid but less sure of the third so I am playing different scenarios.

scum got cute and revealed what they do not want us to see. I wish I knew the right words to get people to see what I see

bazinga · Post Post #359 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:27 am

nacho are you still voting me?

Ansuz · Post Post #360 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:29 am

Yes but I don't think you're scum and you're not getting lynched today.

Ansuz · Post Post #361 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:29 am

I'm here for you. Sakura Hana isn't in this game.

bazinga · Post Post #362 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:31 am

squirrel girl is an alt

bazinga · Post Post #363 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:32 am

I am okay with our lynch.

Squirrel Girl · Post Post #364 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:33 am

In post 358, bazinga wrote:if I had known that mara, etl, mhork and sakura were all in the same game (especially sakura)

What the fuckity-fuck do I need to do to stop having to hear this type of stuff?

Rancid Broderick Drake · Post Post #365 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:33 am

bazinga wrote:I was asking rancid to give me time to do that. he said no.

Me not unvoting you shouldn't hinder your ability to do things

Plus if you think I be scum, why do ye ask me to unvote and not someone ye think be town?

And finally, if ye be

so sure

about Ansuz being scum, why the unvote?

Si and Am · Post Post #366 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:36 am

In post 362, bazinga wrote:squirrel girl is an alt

Meebe. Only Sq or teh skittles will know.

In post 363, bazinga wrote:I am okay with our lynch.

I might not be.

In post 364, Squirrel Girl wrote:
In post 358, bazinga wrote:if I had known that mara, etl, mhork and sakura were all in the same game (especially sakura)
What the fuckity-fuck do I need to do to stop having to hear this type of stuff?

Mollie needs to not melt down ._.

Si and Am · Post Post #367 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:36 am

Ansuz · Post Post #368 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:37 am

I want to talk to you about your scumread on me. I realize that I am lighter hearted than I usually am, but I am really really looking forward to this game and I fucking love Muffin and am a true troll at heart so of course I'm going to troll with him. It doesn't mean we're scumbuddies, it means that we are massive trolls.

I understand you. Desp understands you. I am willing to sheep you in places other people aren't, and generally when you're making a read I can understand why you're making it and bullshit a longer case on it because I am wordier and use caps. <---------- People really like me for that reason, I'm really good at caps. I am not trolling around because no one will listen to you for the 1000th time, I am trolling around because it's fun as hell and the only significant scumread I have is Formerfish and Tammy and lynching the hell out of both of them and having them flip scum is something I think Desp and I would enjoy very much. You will see a significant shift in my behavior when Tammy posts again because the pirate gloves will come off and I will be completely in my element.

I am here for you. I will translate for you. I will be your rock.
But you need to work with me. You aren't doing that.

Paranoia Fueled Rampage · Post Post #369 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:38 am

In post 358, bazinga wrote: if I had known that mara, etl, mhork and sakura were all in the same game (especially sakura) I would not have signed up. I can deal with 1 at a time and I am hoping the hydra with the etl will go a long way to fix that.

I am shocked and appalled at being left out of this
~G

The Clubhouse · Post Post #370 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:38 am

Even though a good portion of the ATE wasn't alignment indicative, I don't think I want to vote this anymore. Pending discussion, though.

Also, I have somewhat legitimate reasons for thinking Squirrel Girl isn't Sakura in addition to the whole "there is no reason to think that and they don't sound the same at all" deal.

~VP Quayle

Paranoia Fueled Rampage · Post Post #371 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:42 am

mollie

: The boys have taken this hydra through RVS. The only post I have made was my comment on the pirate talk (because I like being able to understand posts

)

But... I'm sorry. A recent game taught me a lot about arrogance and the necessity to break down my reads. fwiw, we will not be voting you today.

I have yet to do more than skim. My eyes kind of glazed at all the pirate talk, but it's on my list for tonight to do a thorough read through.

ETL

p-edit: Guyett... you are not annoying and thickheaded; you are a pleasure to play with. I am annoying and thickheaded. That's why I'm in that list with Sakura.

Si and Am · Post Post #372 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:43 am

In post 370, The Clubhouse wrote:Even though a good portion of the ATE wasn't alignment indicative, I don't think I want to vote this anymore. Pending discussion, though.

Also, I have somewhat legitimate reasons for thinking Squirrel Girl isn't Sakura in addition to the whole "there is no reason to think that and they don't sound the same at all" deal.

~VP Quayle

Sq probably isn't Sakura.

Rancid Broderick Drake · Post Post #373 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:45 am

First Mate Nacho. I'm going to be blunt here and I care not what ye think.

She may have health problems, and that's unfortunate, but she is pulling this AtE stuff because she be scum, plain and simple, and if you be fool enough to believe her, then ye be no first mate of mine.

The sad thing be I think a lot of pirates are going to buy into this when she be using the AtE as a get-out-of-dungeon-imprisonment free card.

Aaaaargh, this be a sad day for us all.

bazinga · Post Post #374 (ISO) » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:46 am

1. I did do things.
2. cos it was my way of seeing if I was right and you were scum. the only other person was squirrel girl and i pretty much just ignore. she flat out stated that she did not like me in space mafia so I see nothing productive really coming out of any exchanges with her. she will lynch me out of spite.
3. I wanted to be MORE sure and I wanted a chance to talk to bert to see if bert was seeing what I was seeing and it turns out he was. he made that post with the mod quote in it before we even had a chance to talk.