Redneck Mafia GAME OVER PARTNER!

[The Baker]

BY GAWD we've done it partner! Thanks to your help we just nabbed the last Redneck!
They have tainted our good town for long enough.
We lost some great individuals along the way, my the lord bless their weary souls.
Their memory will live on along side this great town.
We will never forget the pain and suffering that the Rednecks have brought down upon us.
At least it has come to an end.
You're always welcome back in our town, we owe you a great debt for liberating us from their terror.
We got you a quilt to commemorate the occasion!
Take care now, you hear?

Spoiler: Adorable

Redneck

Clint Rosewood

Whooooweee, this is a nice town ain't it? We're gonna make it ours!
You are a

Godfather.

You and your kin are here to take over Wiltwickee. Through acclamation and persistence this town will be yours.
These hillbillies don't know it yet, but you aren't JUST a bunch of Rednecks, you are THE bunch of rednecks.
They have no idea the strength you and your kin have to take over a town and make it yours.
Rosewood, Texas knows all too well the capabilities of your family.
(You and your kin always change your last names when you enter a new town)
If only those damn Sheriffs of Crockett hadn't found out y'all's plan.
Watch out for Paula, she followed you from the last town.
She can be helpful, but you never know what she's gonna do. She's butter crazed!

Anyway, you have your Trailer to talk about any plans you might have amongst yourselves.
You may conversate here at any time.
If a Lawperson were to target you overnight, you would give a

Hillbilly

result.

You have won the game whenever you and your kin's numbers equal the

Hillibilly's

, or nothing can stop this from happening.

[The Baker]

Whew, we're done here people! First I want to say thank you to everyone for playing the game!
I appreciate everyone who decides to try one of my games.
It's been a long ride and I applaud everyone for sticking it out.
I want to apologize to Alchemist21, since you could not win for a couple days now, but I could not remove you from the game for fear of letting too much be known.
Neither myself or my reviewer foresaw this, and I'm sorry for that.
For this you get an honorary

Chocolate Croissant

award for being a good sport!

Spoiler: Alchemist21's Chocolatey Croissants

Now, I need to address an issue that occurred behind scenes.
I made two big goofs earlier on in the game. I feel so bad that I ruined the integrity of my game for the first time since I started modding.
You can read about what happened in this post in the dead thread.
Please forgive me, I would understand if anyone wanted to give themselves an asterisk over their win/loss for this game because of my mishaps.

Finally, onto the award that I'm sure everyone is wondering about, the

Golden Baguette

award!
I am presenting this award to our Beloved Princess, DrippingGoofball!
They did a great job staying alive for so long as well as being a great Hillbilly warrior!

Spoiler: DrippingGoofball's Golden Baguette

Again, thank you all for playing in Redneck Mafia! I hope you've had a good time!
I've got something juicy in the works so stay tuned!

Love,
Baker

[Elsa Jay]

Vecna don't read the dead thread. Your life depends on it.

[Lavender]

Vecna Read the Dead Thread, You'll Love It ^w^

[kuribo]

This is the absolute last time I ever directly address you Vecna:

You accused me of replacing Out for game related reasons when you knew I was having personal problems.

You are a bad person, and you are dead to me.

Don't ever speak to me, don't ever /in for a game I'm in.

You and I are complete Fucking strangers from this day forward.

[DrippingGoofball]

VOTE: Adorable

@Scum: please kill me, so I don't have to be involved in tomorrow. It shouldn't matter in the slightest. kthxbye.

KILL: Bingle

[DrippingGoofball]

That was a fun game and fun dead thread.

Thanks for playing, thanks for modding, and I am looking forward to signing up for another one!

[Galron]

Loved the DT!

Pre in for next DEB.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

great game everyone

thanks for modding baker!

tons of fun

[Vecna]

Vecna don't read the dead thread. Your life depends on it.

I thought it was a pretty epic read. Meme game on point

[Vecna]

Also, for the dead thread fans:

I think you guys probably missed just how much it messed with our mind that EJ claimed he would have died if he was targetted by a killing action - which from our pov meant that he could not have been responsible for killing A50 since he was still alive.

Anyways, it doesnt excuse the bad reads. Love you all <3

[Alchemist21]

Good game everyone.

[Alchemist21]

Helluva way to celebrate 6 years on site though.

[Elsa Jay]

How does it feel to have been playing a game you lost since day 2 without knowing Alch?

[Alchemist21]

How does it feel to have been playing a game you lost since day 2 without knowing Alch?

I completely understand. Earlier in the game I figured if the game every got to a point where I was in auto-loss I should just be given the L and taken out, but then I realized it would spew the scumteam as not having anymore active roles.

[Elsa Jay]

It would also ruin any fake Townies claiming shit and have made me sus since I was still a PR but didn't count towards your wincon.

Don't worry tho Alch I count you with the Townies.

[chkflip]

It still both surprises me and doesn't that nobody looked at Thuns ISO.

[Elsa Jay]

Who cares what the dead think nowadays? If you ain't alive or your replaced out your opinion doesn't matter anymore. I use that to my advantage as scum sometimes. Pretty fun.

[Alchemist21]

[quote=chkflip]Are we the two grumpy old Muppets in the balcony seating?[/quote]

I might actually be willing to pay a monthly subscription to this site if every game had chk and kuribo giving Statler and Waldorf commentary on them.

[DrippingGoofball]

What? No thanks for trying to put you out of your misery every day? LOL

[kuribo]

I just inned to spectate a game


But I'm not saying which. It's a supriiiiiiiiiiiise

[Alchemist21]

What? No thanks for trying to put you out of your misery every day? LOL

<3

[Titus]

DGB, someday we'll get a game where we're both town and we can work together. Someday...

Maybe I'll be 90 but it'll happen. I have faith.

[DrippingGoofball]

You have to make it to my townie list and never call me scum and we're in business!

[Galron]

What would happen if A50 were to visit a PGO?

I was trying to make sense of A50's death, but the answer given was wrong. I was thinking there was no way chk was vigged.