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↑ Saki wrote:

↑ Saki wrote:Why play kingmaker when you can cross your fingers for a cross-kill

(TWICE)

(OR MORE IF JORDAN'S A WUSSY)

↑ Saki wrote:Saki gets to be town hero once more.

VOTE: no lynch

Kai you aren't getting a kill on me tonight or (hopefully) DGB so shoot Jordan please <3

Well, I guess you are going to be town hero, just not for the reasons you might think.

Odd how you've been seduced by scum into the most optimal option for town. Puts me in an interesting conundrum. Nothing I can do about it now though. Nothing can do.

Hopefully by the end of the night, the game is still going, I'll have done a thorough reread from the ground up, I'll be able to show you how much the remaining scumfuck is bullshitting (or you'll already know, in the case of Jordan), you'll eat some humble pie, and then we can finish them off together.

DGB, don't end this yet. I need to think about this and see if we have an out.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Jordan

I suck. If Kai is really light-locked then he can't kill either of us, DGB.

Guaranteed town win.

Now I can call myself town hero.

WTF?

I lock a player for one night.

Holy shit. Has that seriously been a thing this game?

I've realized that town cannot reach the majority to lynch one of the scum, because the scum realize that I can stop them from killing. I'm not going to lock anyone tonight. Scum, the only thing I can say is be absolutely sure you can actually win with a tie. I know in some setups one scumteam beats another if they tie LYLO. Are you sure that you can win together?

VOTE: No Lynch

Hopefully tomorrow happens.

Why can't we lynch Kai????

We'd need 3 votes to lynch him. We only have 2 votes.

↑ DrippingGoofball wrote:Why can't we lynch Kai????

'cause we lose.

↑ Jordan_Downey wrote:We'd need 3 votes to lynch him. We only have 2 votes.

VOTE: Kai

Let's test this.

You had it right when you were voting No Lynch.

Please, stop for a second and think rather than fooling yourself into thinking I am confscum, as DGB has pushed you to do.

My heart is pounding. I want to panic. I want to beg and plead and shit up the thread as much as possible, but I know none of that is ever convincing. So I need to try to calmly reason this out with you, because you are the only hope I have left.

I admit, I haven't performed the best here. In fact I'm pretty sure that this is the first time I've been in such a situation on site. I have difficulties articulating my thoughts in my posts which only increases under pressure.

But look at this pile of shit we see before us now! If either DGB or Jordan were town, would they ever be as unabashedly reckless as to put me at L-1? Do you really think that in what is essentially LyLo, the town version of either of them would discard that they were wrong and just run me up to quickhammering range?

wouldn't do it they had thoroughly considered all the options and , rather than just quickwagoning me out of the blue like morons.

wouldn't do it because then the lone scum on the wagon would be handing the hammer to other scum and therein maximizing the chances that they die during the night.

Only possibility left is .

So please, if you think I am more scummy than either DGB or Jordan, you need to tell me why so I have a chance to convince you otherwise. I thought it would be abundantly clear by now, but apparently you're not getting it, and listening to someone's testimony before you make what could be the final decision of the game is the basic pro-town thing to do. So just open a debate with me, please, so I can try to explain things more adequately for you.

Unless of course, you really are scum and have been playing me like a goddamn instrument this whole game. Then feel free to hammer and take the well-deserved win. But to me it could not be more obvious that DGB/Jordan are the scum.

I'm town, so you're wrong or scum.

I have found a 100% town win scenario
I have done my best to refute everything that says elsewise but people don't listen to the town hero


I won't ever be moving my vote off Jordan

All following posts of mine in this game will be prod dodges

Apart from this one

↑ Kaiveran wrote:He's gone fucking ham sandwich on this game and frankly if he is scum he deserves to win this game.

Kai, permission to sig this after the game ends?

↑ Saki wrote:I have found a 100% town win scenario

what, where?

↑ DrippingGoofball wrote:

↑ Saki wrote:I have found a 100% town win scenario

what, where?

kai is light locked
he can only send light kills

lynch jordanscum then switch polarity to light, absorb kai kill

win

*sigh* Saki's such a town hero this game even his stubborn close-mindedness is pro-town.

How?

↑ Saki wrote:

↑ Kaiveran wrote:He's gone fucking ham sandwich on this game and frankly if he is scum he deserves to win this game.

Kai, permission to sig this after the game ends?

Sure thing.

Well, I guess we'll all just chill till deadline, because I'm not moving my vote, Saki's not moving his vote, and Jordan's not going to lynch himself.

Bye

p-edit: but seriously, nah, I can't

DGB just got finished calling you scum on the last page and is suddenly now totally trusting you and pretending to be interested in a strategy you just got finished laying out after she called you scum. She's not even reading, she just wants any lynch to happen (that's not her) so she can win.

I'm just saying.

humble
fucking
pie
SHALL
BE
EATEN.

Anyways I'm not going to miss more school assignments and raise my blood pressure anymore over a day phase that should have been over already. pce

↑ Kaiveran wrote:humble
fucking
pie
SHALL
BE
EATEN.

....only Jordan dies tonight, in which case you'll immediately vote me in LyLo so that DGB-scum can quickhammer for the win.

So I really have to pour everything into convincing you (and probably reread and scour every single fucking page of this game from the beginning) in order to convince you today and ensure a town win.



Well, 11 days should be plenty of time for me to inflict Saw-tier torture on myself.

i regret everything I've ever done up to this point

↑ Kaiveran wrote:Town + Town wouldn't do it until they had thoroughly considered all the options and discussed it beforehand, rather than just quickwagoning me out of the blue like morons.

Town + Scum wouldn't do it because then the lone scum on the wagon would be handing the hammer to other scum and therein maximizing the chances that they die during the night.

T+T did do it. And it's fucking obvious why. You're scum. Saki's scum. If we can lynch one of you, I can lock the other one and we can survive to win. Which is exactly why no one is hammering here.

There is no method by which town gets a majority here, because neither scum is going to vote for the other one. I played my hand too early realized too late that if one of you dies I can stop the other from killing us. The only hammer that can happen at this point is on me because neither scum is going to vote anyone else.

Although... I suppose that we theoretically could be in 3v1 if the mafia was only a 4 person scumteam. In which case no lynch is still the best option. Which would mean Kai is town.

VOTE: No Lynch