BooneyToonz UPick: Boon There, Done That [END]

[Michael Scott]

You're still claiming - picks and role, go

[Michael Scott]

You're also asking him to make a decision he couldn't have known the outcome of, Fonz. We literally don't know what the barbs were designed to do aside from negate the fruit.

It's likely Titus knew, or at least likely that scum thought Barbs would help them better, apart from the fact that "Poisonous barbs" doesn't sound so towny anyway either
Given that prior, his not passing has good scum motivation

[Michael Scott]

No claims until L-1 you fucks.

He said he likely won't be using his role, and this will give him time to craft one if scum.

[Michael Scott]

gahh fine, I really hope I don't get Nk'd for this

really? O.o

[Michael Scott]

It sounded like a cool mechanic, and I haven't been able to use my role, (and I might never tbh) so I wanted at least something lmao.

[Michael Scott]

my "really" was at your role being that +town given you said you might never be able to use it.

[Michael Scott]

Chk, name a better wagon than George.

[Michael Scott]

Bah it was sore feet that claimed, not Chronos. Fuckin moron.

...what?

[Michael Scott]

I read that as he might never be able to use it, not that he would never use it. There's a difference.

Yeah, pretty much.

does this explain your lurking, like how Kakegurui Addicts did?

[Michael Scott]

{conspire, sore feet, jjh, michael, chronos}
You want me to pick from one of these?

Would you vote RCE?

[Michael Scott]

I'm still not interested in an RCE wagon, no.

Why not, apart from "there's no case on them"?

[Michael Scott]

How is that a big reason, when there's not really a case on anyone?

[Michael Scott]

Lol so you reeeeeally want to wagon Venus and Mars huh

[Michael Scott]

OK I think the surest sign of Chkflop being town here is that he'd 100% have overridden his scum buddies to just shoot Nancy instead loool

[Michael Scott]

LOL of course you would submit GeorgeBailey for picks too

[Michael Scott]

So a neighborizer? Me?

[Michael Scott]

If you target scum can you join their PT?

[Michael Scott]

KK was gonna receive a SF on N2, you didn't know SF asceticizes people on pass?

[Michael Scott]

George, what were your picks?

"/in as GeorgeBailey"

[Michael Scott]

That sounds like an awful lot of work, I'm writing everything I find weird in a QT. Generally an advocate of "if you didn't see anything the first time, you aren't gonna see it the second time reading".

awesome, paraphrase the significant stuff into here, not too much work
ranked ordering of people isn't too much work either

Don't hammer, I wanna see reactions from everyone

[Michael Scott]

Where's RCE?

[Michael Scott]

Wait and see.

[Michael Scott]

Oh shite wasn't expecting him to get hammered
George you were town?

[Michael Scott]

VOTE: RCEnigma

[Michael Scott]

VOTE: RCEnigma

Do you think GB's role is town, or the way he's claimed it shows town mindset?

The way he claimed: I think scum claiming - even assisted - would be less haphazard than this.
Reactions to wagon: Seemed pretty chill while being wagoned, it's as though he was actually lost and just wanted to have fun; also acknowledged how votes on him made sense. Low survivability.
Reaction to fakehammer: Reads super genuine.
Other reactions to wagon: No one really cared that this guy was set to be the lynch, save Chk and then Chk also changed his mind.

[Michael Scott]

Oh shite wasn't expecting him to get hammered
George you were town?

Fake.

Lol dude.

[Michael Scott]

So you can kick out scum from their PTs lol? Nice.

[Michael Scott]

Why y'all acting like it was a fake hammer? He wasn't even L-1, 4149 was missed so this wasn't me revoting. Though it's kinda funny I suppose.

I deliberately acted as though that was hammer to get George's reaction

[Michael Scott]

I was _hella_ mad.

VOTE: RCEnigma

Extra fake.

Oh shite wasn't expecting him to get hammered
George you were town?

Fake.

[Michael Scott]

I define "fakehammer" as any vote that looks like it's a hammer, even if it's a revote.

[Michael Scott]

Not at all, Fondue, I think they get useful reactions a LOT of the time, and for both alignments.

[Michael Scott]

So you can kick out scum from their PTs lol? Nice.

Yo that's a legit role, actually. Use /out exclusively moving forward, yeah?

er, alright. Why though?

[Michael Scott]

not sure about the fake hammer, i thought it was really obviously not a hammer
dont buy auro believing it either, he used gobbles pretending to believe a hammer in tm as a reason for gobbles being scum

Lol Xtoxm seriously?
Different player, different context...
C'mon

[Michael Scott]

Yeah I didn't believe it was a hammer, I knew it wasn't, like lol?
Dong reacted as though fakehammer on him was a hammer, Gob also did.
Yet I townread Dong for it and scumread Gob for it. (Accurately so)
WHOOP-DE-DOO, INCONSISTENCY!!!!

What's your point here?

[Michael Scott]

Get on RCE

[Michael Scott]

that might have been your scummiest post yet auro lol

really? I honestly thoguht you'd find that spoilered playstyle theory shit scummy af

[Michael Scott]

My stupid pinky finger's gone whack and it's hard to punctuate and capitalize things

[Michael Scott]

When you asked if I knew who mechanic was earlier, did you know who mechanic was?

No, but you put the slot in your "not lynching today" list for one post of theirs which I don't even think deserves it.

[Michael Scott]

Krazy, we've already established how he could /out scum from their PT and that he should be using the /out from now on, did you not read the last few pages at all

[Michael Scott]

walk me through how elephant thing could imply roleblock btw

[Michael Scott]

oh, that way. I was imagining Boon giving an item as not having an effect, but I guess "effect triggers on receiving the item" if not immediately passed on then

[Michael Scott]

but claiming the role would render the false innos from it useless
@GB: If you were scum and didn't out the /out part, and there was a PT cop, they would treat a "not in PT" result on scum as an inno because daytalk

[Michael Scott]

daytalk

i mean the pt itself, although they do have daytalk

[Michael Scott]

Jjh what things?

[Michael Scott]

Disagree, it reads genuine to me, jjh. What other things?

[Michael Scott]

What makes you believe so?

[Michael Scott]

With Bastard Boon Upicks?

[Michael Scott]

[Michael Scott]

Losing townread on Chkflop.

[Michael Scott]

Great scum role, got nerfed by virus, claims survivor, retracts on realizing that means it's good if he's lynched?

[Michael Scott]

Sup guys

[Michael Scott]

What do you wanna do

[Michael Scott]

This could be a weird midgame mechanic if intentional. Hmmmmm

[Michael Scott]

With you hammering someone I called town?

[Michael Scott]

And a bunch of posturing from you about how town sux, etc etc, so.

[Michael Scott]

Lol @Mod shouldn't his Mason partner's identity be... hidden?

[Michael Scott]

It's cute that you're trying to magically turn that around somehow.

I must admit I like taunting you to some extent

[Michael Scott]

Did Dave crumb who he'd target?

[Michael Scott]

We'll get one more IC if Dave crumbed his N1 target too.

[Michael Scott]

The action will succeed so long as you aren’t blocked in some way.

I think it should, given the phrasing in this role PM? If Dave isn't blocked, the action succeeds. SF asceticizes someone but doesn't "block Dave"... no?

[Michael Scott]

Yes, but the action succeeds as long as Dave isn't blocked. So if the target's ascetic, it still goes through. @Mod, is this correct?

[Michael Scott]

This is a fully bastard game, lol. Did you guys read the confessionals game

[Michael Scott]

thread* sorry.

[Michael Scott]

Gonna choose now?
Got a reason for waiting?

Pedit this is to sf.

crumb?

[Michael Scott]

RCE what's with the new avi man

[Michael Scott]

If we aren't lynching sore feet then I hope they get their ducky.

HMMMMM

[Michael Scott]

Don't end the day early though.

[Michael Scott]

hi guys

Anything to say, SF?

[Michael Scott]

Full disclosure MS. I 100% intended on faking a guilty on you in some capacity.

Would've been fun tbh, but also would mean I lynch you lol

[Michael Scott]

LMAO HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE.

Did we just win? SF, JJH, RCE team?

Yeah sure SF's going down and JJH guilties his other buddy RCE

[Michael Scott]

SPICY

[Michael Scott]

Why would Elsa message you about that though?

[Michael Scott]

Could it be in reference to a BOONus round?

Our BOONus rooms weren't named A/B/C etc though, just one BOONus title per night, although this may not mean much yeah.

[Michael Scott]

Why didn't GB claim this private alternate game when he was already getting lynched if it was real?

He might have had a post restriction.

[Michael Scott]

How familiar are you with Elsa?

[Michael Scott]

Guys. Wait. Subject: BTDT: Confessionals

There is an item that attaches 2 players together, and redirects actions between the 2.

[Michael Scott]

Although if that were the case someone else would claim ducky, since it's an item, so yeah

[Michael Scott]

Oh wait no, they wouldn't since they'd be scumz

[Michael Scott]

VOTE: Conspire

Maybe they submitted their own name as a pick, so Boon actually made them a town Conspirator!

Guys let's lynch here actually pl0x and ty

[Michael Scott]

#5000

[Michael Scott]

Yes, of course, Elsa Jay is the most trustworthy person on site!

[Michael Scott]

Guys if 4 of you can quickly vote Conspire this will be a glorious day in the history of MS

[Michael Scott]

I think we have enough online to lynch Sore Feet now so can we do that

Wait for a bit, checking something unrelated to SF and will take some time.

[Michael Scott]

I just quickly went from trusting the lot of you to thinking I'm the fucking Kingmaker here.

Boon, the wily bastard actually lied, everyone's alignment can change. Maybe all of us are scum except for you, Chkflip. And you actually have to guess whether everyone's town, or only you're town but all of us are scum.
That's your alternate win-con.
https://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Conspiracy

[Michael Scott]

SF could've cited that alignment changing post and claimed to have converted to town lol

[Michael Scott]

Cool with lynch. I don't wanna hammer cause I wanna mess with BTE's VCA

[Michael Scott]

I wanna mess with BTE's VCA

VOTE: Scum feet

[Michael Scott]

First!

[Michael Scott]

VOTE: RCEnigma
ez

[Michael Scott]

Anything to say, BTE?

[Michael Scott]

Anything Elsa to say, BTE?

[Michael Scott]

VOTE: Elsa Jay
We could actually just experiment with bringing Elsa to lynch

[Michael Scott]

Boon, can we get to know what "Hydrogen Bomb" does?

Thanks.

-Auro

[Michael Scott]

I won't be claiming here

[Michael Scott]

That's already hammer since bte is obvious double voter

How?

[Michael Scott]

Is it because michael scott was secretly elsa jay all along?

What if that was my top pick for the game
And I do have a hydrogen bomb which activates on lynching my flavor
And everyone dies

[Michael Scott]

Yup, so voting "Elsa Jay" isn't soooo stupid lol

[Michael Scott]

Well in retrospect I'm wishing I did submit Elsa Jay and Hydrogen Bomb as picks

[Michael Scott]

Welll... "what if"

[Michael Scott]

Gg

[Michael Scott]

Won't even complain

[Michael Scott]

Sup my fellow Dunder Mifflinites
I thought the alternate win-con thing above was clearly a joke, but who knows

VOTE: Toby Flenderson

Maybe I have a secret alternative win-con to lynch Toby

[Michael Scott]

Can you quote them here

[Michael Scott]

Oh esper spoilerz nvm

[Michael Scott]

Nice to see all I need to say is Bettlejuice and Mike shows up in under ten minutes. Much not coincidental. Very town-minded.

I thought I already made a post quoting it and going "hey sup"
Shit

[Michael Scott]

VOTE: RCEnigma

needs lynching not wagoning, with the jjh lead

[Michael Scott]

[Michael Scott]

Wanna claim and paraphrase your other... actions?

[Michael Scott]

So the Elsa Jay message, you're confirming your predecessor sent it?

[Michael Scott]

I was sent all my actions

plural

[Michael Scott]

Why continue the massclaim now?

[Michael Scott]

Or if Elsa Jay replaced Chronos instead of Gamma

[Michael Scott]

Nancy can you change picks to me, Conspire, jjh by any chance?

[Michael Scott]

If you can, do it, pretty important

[Michael Scott]

I think post hammer may not count not too much of a big deal though idk

[Michael Scott]

Did someone summon me?

[Michael Scott]

Suuuuup

[Michael Scott]

Then he'd keep the thread locked, right?

[Michael Scott]

VOTE: BTE
Sure :3

[Michael Scott]

[Michael Scott]

So the nuke/arsonist theories might be true

[Michael Scott]

Titus and Xtoxm both didn't claim to receive Sticky Fruit, right?

[Michael Scott]

Conspire

is

Loved

.

Climax

An immense amount of Arcane power has emitted from underneath the ground.

We have entered a possible FINAL DAY situation. Anyone Loved or Hated will not have it affect them this phase.

@Nancy

[Michael Scott]

Oh and I think RCE > BTE because BTE wasn’t hesitating to vote RCE but he townlocked BOTH of them.

Why would Chronos send a mail guiltying RCE if RCE was his buddy? That would just screw over RCE, right?

[Michael Scott]

I am the Jersey Devil.

- if anyone in the thread say "[redacted statement]" I will be unable to post in game aside from voting. I may meme in any neighborhoods I'm in.

-I can also send an item that I forgot why I wasn't sending until I reread my role. But it's a feather of the devil. If anyone denies it's existence or calls it out as not real then they will receive a feather from the last player to get one and will be unable to post, aside from voting.

I have yet to send a feather.

[Michael Scott]

Okay RCE sending you that seems scummy af lol

[Michael Scott]

RCE, confirm that you sent it? And wanna tell us why you sent it to Nancy?

[Michael Scott]

I mean but what do they think would happen? If it just gets ignored then how does it help them?
Like the only case I can imagine is if they were planning to have Chronos die and then have RCE WIFOM read town

[Michael Scott]

I am the Jersey Devil.

- if anyone in the thread say "[redacted statement]" I will be unable to post in game aside from voting. I may meme in any neighborhoods I'm in.

-I can also send an item that I forgot why I wasn't sending until I reread my role. But it's a feather of the devil. If anyone denies it's existence or calls it out as not real then they will receive a feather from the last player to get one and will be unable to post, aside from voting.

I have yet to send a feather

.

here

[Michael Scott]

What does it do again? It is something bad, right? It’s regular fruit btw, not sticky.

Hmm I theorize that if BTE is last scum the SFs he sent out might function like arson marks.
I don't think Titus and Xtoxm claimed to have them, so

[Michael Scott]

That's only if you deny its existence.

[Michael Scott]

Titus made the rule of the 3 to set Chronus up as the bus, so when she ultimately flipped, it would clear RCE. Why did Titus never push him but hardpushed Chk for wrongly sr me? That never made any sense to me, unless RCE is actually her buddy.

Dude reading Titus associations (or anti-associations) is hard

Like on one hand the mail could be insurance for Chronos dying to inno RCE but that would mean they plan the bus from N2 (unnecessary? and with Titus dead) and with the risk of RCE dying from the guilty. It's a shitty risk which pays off only in one case. And even then, if RCE dies flipping scum that makes jjh unlynchable right?

The converse where RCE town means RCE gets lynched and then jjh becomes an easy lynch target, it's muuuuch more likely IMO

[Michael Scott]

Arson marks?

Boon said the day could be ending today, right?
We were discussing some nuke/arson thing earlier
If scum win-con has something like "when there is one scum remaining they can light all players who received XYZ and kill them at day end".

[Michael Scott]

I thought you would've already inferred it

[Michael Scott]

I'm Elsa Jay pretending to be Auro

[Michael Scott]

We have entered a possible FINAL DAY situation.

Possible

final day and not

for certain

final day
Hmm hm

[Michael Scott]

So scum can kill me at day end? Well, we know jjh hardtown read me, so maybe he gave me a healer modifier?

No, I think the arson marks would be related to the N1 SFs BTE sent out. Notice how two of his teammates didn't claim to have SF?
And Chronos claimed it? Like if Chronos was designated bus like you think in RCE's case it applies here too.

[Michael Scott]

anyway there's an edgecase where is important I know you're mech town auro

I don't think we hit that edge case but it would be good to eliminate you as possible

Inno from Conspire
Now what was that edge case?

[Michael Scott]

GB didn’t get one either because of barbs. But if jjh sent me the fruit, he probably sent me a healing modifier, because I don’t know what else would make sense but why wouldn’t he have sent it to Conspire or KK > me because of my role?

We were in a neighborhood with jjh and he didn't have more shots of his fruit
It's not from jjh

[Michael Scott]

Auro did you infer my role yet

Scum mastermind?

[Michael Scott]

Auro did you infer my role yet

What were all the clues again?

[Michael Scott]

Counter arsonist?
So you got susp of me for arsonist theory talk?

[Michael Scott]

28] Even if my Checklist states no to Scum day talk or no to Multitasking, these can still be in the game with the corresponding roles. Encryptor and Multitasking modifier, for instance.

@Boon

is there supposed to be a checklist this game? Is it confirmed or not confirmed whether scum have multitasking or daytalk?

-K

No checklist this game. Scum have Daytalk, everyone is Multitasking.

[Michael Scott]

Oh, Supersaint?

[Michael Scott]

Why'd you ask for the miller part tho?

[Michael Scott]

We haven't gotten an explanation for the INTRODUCTION numbers right?

[Michael Scott]

Most of Chk's play in D345 whatever was complaining about town and a lot of whining about how I am beetlejuicing

[Michael Scott]

INTROUDUCING:

0

and

3

At the beginning of every day, as long as you are alive, numbers will be announced globally.
• You may send in a +1 or -1 to effect these numbers in some fashion, yet you do not know what this means.

[Michael Scott]

I'm hanging back because these wagons are trash and I'm only hammering out of necessity. I'll be here.

Literally fucking did everything I could TWO DAYS AGO to avoid this, but hey, I was "freaking out" right?

This town is a joke.

If we no lynch we have nobody to blame but half the fucking players for lurksacking. This shit isn't hard but y'all wanted to do fuck all for like a week and a half. You deserve this.

VOTE: Michael Scott

Bringing up that George Beetlejuice'd when he did this to me twice in a row has been sitting poorly with me. Was gonna wait until D4 but if this can be a thing I'm game.

You guys are fucking terrible.

VOTE: George Bailey

Cool gj he flips fucking cop and you dipshits are gonna be all OoOoH nOeS hE dIdNt ExPlaIn WeLl ThAt'S nOt On Me.

bottom of my heart go fuck yourself

HOW DID YESTERDAY END, MIKE.

YOU TELL ME.

Me having to hammer someone I also called town because we had to lynch someone even though I knew there was something to his role, you mean?

It's cute that you're trying to magically turn that around somehow.

Cool cool cool cool cool.

So we're going to waste 3/4 of the phase doing fuck all nothing again, yeah?

This is how town wins. glhf

Beetlejuice

How could he be an unjester and have already reached an alternate wincon? No.

RCE needs wagoning though.

Nice to see all I need to say is Bettlejuice and Mike shows up in under ten minutes. Much not coincidental. Very town-minded.

I mean, yeah

[Michael Scott]

Chk didn't claim that, no?

[Michael Scott]

Numbers were nomnom

Yeah but what do the numbers mean?

[Michael Scott]

Chk wrongly sr me but I don’t understand why you’re sr any of this?

Oh lol I don't sr that

[Michael Scott]

I think Bte > RCE > KK/Chkflip

[Michael Scott]

Scum hitting traitor wouldn't be alignment change right? Is town traitor a thing?

[Michael Scott]

RCE why send it at all?

[Michael Scott]

I mean but it's not like you'd Go "it's not real" anyway

[Michael Scott]

VOTE: BooneyTunzNoob

[Michael Scott]

Krazy why do you think you're "naked town"
Towncase yourself pl0x

[Michael Scott]

@Auro,do you seriously think scum!Krazy claims a “no results” on Titus but doesn’t hesitate to lynch there?

To muddle the guilty, and then continue to vote when town doesn't really flinch?
Why not?

[Michael Scott]

but u are krazy

[Michael Scott]

Titus gave me macho night 1
X gave me "announcing" which strongly suggests they wanted to know my role and/or if I was getting a guilty
Boon has never rolled a scum supersaint, and my role is functionally confirmed through Fonz's flip
I basically murdered Chronos-slot

Scum pretty obviously wanted to murder me days ago but had too many issues with mech town slots getting in the way LOL

first, you claim
second, you claim
third, its Boon
fourth, no you didn't

Fair

But basically rce was the consensus lynch today because of your slot's weird message to jjh...

Now the problem I've had is that the guilty has been obviously fucky for the whole time and he responded well. But if he knew the guilty was fake maybe he was hoping it blows over? Idk

So basically lynchpool today is you, rce, and bte. So if you find town in rce, you'd want to follow up on bte

[Michael Scott]

sorry but Xtoxm+Titus+The Worst+Krazy as scum team ==

[Michael Scott]

@Auro, tell me why scum!Krazy makes this post.

What do you think scum!Krazy would be doing today

[Michael Scott]

Eeeeeehhh overthinkign this
Fine with just doing BTE

[Michael Scott]

sorry but Xtoxm+Titus+The Worst+Krazy as scum team ==

why are you not including Chronos who was actually the strongest scum player before replace out?

By dayplay cool, but I dunno if Chronos would be doing mechanical eff-ery

And lol "Godfather"

[Michael Scott]

Nancy so is your fruit still normie fruit or did Boon update that to Royal Fruit as well?

[Michael Scott]

Cool story. Titus died on D2. Chronos sent the mail to jjh.

I'm saying you're just *claiming* to have gotten the macho debuff at least, how can that be verifiable?

[Michael Scott]

Nancy so is your fruit still normie fruit or did Boon update that to Royal Fruit as well?

Just regular fruit. Didn’t you say jjh was out of shots?

He was, but still

[Michael Scott]

Also, buffs/debuffs on dead slots aren't revealed on flip, right?

[Michael Scott]

Auro you're better than this LOL

Sorry I'm such a disappointment?

[Michael Scott]

I am betting 100 from my Krazybucks reserve to my personal paranoia pet solve of Krazy mastermind.

[Michael Scott]

If BTE says it's fake to get a posting restriction then quicklynch him

BTE you said something about neighborising people?

[Michael Scott]

Would the feather even work given what Boon said about last scum scenario removing voting shenanigans?

Even with feather restriction, votes are allowed IIRc

[Michael Scott]

Because you KNOW I'm town.

or are you accusing Nancy of being scum lol

[Michael Scott]

I do have an antique bullet, I won't be claiming any other mech stuff I have here
Nom's flip says antique bullets create neighborhoods when 2 players are have them so I wonder why that didn't happen.

[Michael Scott]

Or is that only when Nom targets people?

[Michael Scott]

oh, so an antique gun shoots "Boonie looking bullets"
but antique bullet is a different thing?

lol

[Michael Scott]

Possible final day not certainly final day

[Michael Scott]

then game continues?

if lynch scum -> game ends
if no lynch scum -> game continues

So... ?

[Michael Scott]

OH SHIT IT'S L-1 in confirmed mylo and I didn't HAMMER

SHIT I MUST BE CONFIRMED TOWNNNNNNNNNNN

*spanks Auro*

yeah yeaaa I called the whole BTE arsonist thing before you so

[Michael Scott]

You're saying that lynching you wins the game for town?

[Michael Scott]

I think we then obv vote BTE with RCE on the wagon?

[Michael Scott]

I assumed it applies to the SF you sent D1 too?

[Michael Scott]

I mean Sticky Fruit

[Michael Scott]

Hmm but if it did you could've just confirmed a huge block of people on D2 itself

[Michael Scott]

Claim your sends, and we'll pick a selection of them to lynch you.

[Michael Scott]

And Nancy/jjh/KK were your top suspects BTE?
You had an ability that could test alignments of anyone who voted you, and you sent fruit to Nancy, jjh, KK?

[Michael Scott]

If BTE's claim is true:
We lynch RCE today
V&M passes fruit to Krazy tonight
Chk claimed fruit right? keeps it
Krazy and Chk both vote BTE tomorrow and the rest then hammer.

[Michael Scott]

Also, one of the Boonus players should be BTE, IMO

[Michael Scott]

Oh, I thought KRazy said he didn't receive one.

[Michael Scott]

Remove Krazy duh

[Michael Scott]

I'll hammer?

[Michael Scott]

Conspire/Me either of us is fine, we basically have a Masonry ourselves

[Michael Scott]

VOTE: RCEnigma

Fast nights please

[Michael Scott]

Conspire and I have some spiicy mech tricks up our sleeve
Come and get us, scum

[Michael Scott]

Yup, I meant we're interchangeable anyway, as long as you have at least one of me and Conspire it's good

[Michael Scott]

I have a hood with Conspire, right? I'll talk to you through that!

[Michael Scott]

Doesn't matter, I think Conspire is the probable NK tonight over me so you can keep him.

[Michael Scott]

If RCE ends the game, I’m a freaking genius.

I also take credit for this. :3

[Michael Scott]

Surely because of my awesome presence O:)