Xenoblade 2 Mafia: Game Over

[Cabd]

Noraaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm on drugs and you need to go back to the train bellnmissed ypu

[Cabd]

The pain in my teeth is also in my heart for you hqvunbto get all the reds.


Noraaaaaa be town with j me another time.

[Cabd]

Morwwpew.


Noraa toieontgottq


Wqveyouewrfoet for chem homwwork

[Cabd]

When I can trwnsalte me. It hurts a lot. Wgyer I crash ivcqn try.

[Cabd]

Pqijrewyijtbueeeeeeeeeeeee

[Cabd]

I got a little sleep. So we are gonna kill noraa and spiffeh has to link with sebodybso gamma can be butthurt yeah?

[Cabd]

I mean Gamma's flowchart is fucking useless he still thinks there's a chance of Noraa-town guys.

[Cabd]

I can attempt to translate past-cabd to current-cabd is anyone needs, quote posts.

I may or may not be able to grok them.

It was like that car drive scene in wolf of wall street....

[Cabd]

I saw it now I'm sad.

But you know who AP is who i guess you're of that era.

LLD remains the only other birb here after all...

[Cabd]

This is your daily reminder that lynching Spiffeh today is silly as shit especially now that he claimed a confirmable role. It's a high risk - low reward play on town's part which is needlessly stupid.

Hi my name is stupid.

I am high enough to do things I regret this game.

[Cabd]

I’m fine waiting for more concrete thoughts from nacho.

Still going to eliminate Spiffeh, though.

He should use rebar in the concrete.

Alternatively, it could be a Concrete Mixer from Culver's because those are liquid enough to be allowed on my food list right now.

[Cabd]

[5] Not Voting (beeboy, Gamma Emerald, Spiffeh, ManWithNoName, REAGAN BUSH 84)

Wow scum gave up?

The POE pool... They're not even voting lmfao.

[Cabd]

Somebody should give her the privilege~

[Cabd]

The fact someone with a claimed guilty on them isn’t hammering a counterwagon should tell you all you need.

STRIKE FIRST.
STRIKE HARD.
NO MERCY.

[Cabd]

Oh, should I give her the honor?

So both "hella drugged" cabd and "currently between rounds of medication about to take his next dose" cabd think we should absolutely be stubborn and do the thing.

BUT.

I can look back at this game and go "wow I was on drugs what a crazy thing I did" but you have to live with your decision, or blame me, to sleep at night. So... you do you, man.

[Cabd]

I thought I taught some of you this when I caught Alisae/Titus when they were a mod-confirmed Loud Doctor.

Yeah but nachomuffin is like "oooh i like this person they must not die immediately" a la gamma crushing on Noraa here.

[Cabd]

Sober-cabd thought:

With a single scumteam, a 1-shot vig extrakill is scum's ways of returning to odds.

Makes them jump through hoops to use it, but allows them agency in dealing with potentially scary driver-blade pairing by shooting both the same night.

[Cabd]

Like I'll probably wwkenuowgterpwrdingou and we wilnjiwt do noraa o whatever but my h qtyyyyyey

"Like I'll probably wake up again and we'll just do noraa but my heart"

[Cabd]

If Spiffeh is town I want to look at bear more. He’s my weakest read on the 6 vote Spiffeh wagon

Also this doesn't give me the warm fuzzies. Like a Spiffeh town-flip makes you want to go to midwaybear instead of Nora-scum which I just find really ehhhh.

You're being uncharitable, it is fairly obvious that this meant "as scum with Noraa"

[Cabd]

I am fine with gamma's plan if we flip guillatispiff, but I'm thinking we're a vote or two short.

[Cabd]

Noraa, I will retract the guilty and call it fake and give you hugs if you vote spiffeh here.

[Cabd]

If you're scum it's a free townie misfade, if you're town it's a free fade that isn't you!

[Cabd]

Cabd are you a flavor buff, btw

Not really but flavor literally doesnt matter here.

At least, my role and my flavor don't really match up much based on the wiki.

[Cabd]

Noraa, act within the next hour and I'll throw in bear hug gifs.

[Cabd]

Agrypodgeon

who dis

Glenn Peck? The most amazing pigeon to have ever flown in the pokemon TCG mafia scene.

[Cabd]

Cabd, on a scale of 1-10, how confident are you in this?

Less than cakez, more than bell in antechamber.


Cakez was a solid 9.

This is a solid 7.5/8ish

Bell was a good 6.

[Cabd]

Anyways, sorry for going all mastina on you Cabd. Don’t want to overcomplicate stuff down the line, you know? Not praxisal

She won't talk to me after tales of you.

Something about "ruined literally everything" and "post traumatic cabdgame disorder"

[Cabd]

Pretty sure Guill was crumbing his vig, and he kind of seemed to enjoy the fact that he got it.

WHERE

[Cabd]

This seems like kind of an important thing you should have opened with.

[Cabd]

Well maybe. I was mainly referring to this post.

He even put it in red.

https://xenoblade.fandom.com/wiki/Flesh_Eater

This is a lore term, not a crumb, no?

It's a flavor character crumb.

[Cabd]

Known Blade Eaters

Amalthus
Mikhail
Zeke
Gort

Assuming that spiffah/guilatinna's real or fake flavor is one of these.

[Cabd]

Two protagonists and two antagonists in that list, btw.

Which once again, reminder that 22 townie flavor roles were created and then 5 of them made evil.

[Cabd]

I am watching LCS still.

C9 broke my fucking heart.

[Cabd]

Thanks for main-claiming to me, man.

I still want spiffeh to die, and I want muffin's signature taunting him to work instead of nacho and muffin sitting there tisktisking like a nerd.

[Cabd]

I stopped liking c9 after they cut Sneaky.

I have no idea who I’m rooting for this season. I think 100T?

But sneaky cosplay with his gf. (He should wife her)

Keeps him relevant.

[Cabd]

Did I though? I hope they move that caster to reg games he’s great.

I think you've hydra'd with Glenn peck before.

And we are neoliberal george soros shills together.

[Cabd]

If you have some free time Cabd go watch some of those academy vods! I really like how he goes back and figures out the game plan after stuff happens.

I have nothing but free time in the middle of the night. I've been watching past seasons of the China and Japan leagues.


Also, IIRC you hydra'd with the pidgeon in a new york game back when they allowed hydrae in normals.

[Cabd]

Will literally locktown the first of the two within {beeboy, man with no name} to pop up and vote spiffeh.

[Cabd]

It's my

money

scumfade, and I want it now.

Call J. G. Wentworth today!

[Cabd]

Because I'm making bad decisions and they're all wifom anyways and shut up thats why.

[Cabd]

Uhhh, 0 is "rand" 5 is "75% confident" and 10 is "I have a guilty"

9 is "I have a extremely strong meta tell" guilty

7.5? This is "Everything about the way I see the game at present clicks" but I have no meta tell or mechanical guilty, and is about as high as I can go without either of those.

[Cabd]

My charisma and strength of conviction isn't enough alone to get spiffeh through, it's why I'm so scared of that you'll ever get 'em.

[Cabd]

Sure, gamma, you can vote the shiny thing and be locktown.

[Cabd]

You can do it right now and save noraa.

[Cabd]

Fuck nacho.

NORAAAAAAAAAAAAA COME GET YOUR GIFS AND ICE CREAM

[Cabd]

Okay lucy.

[Cabd]

Noraa come on in I know you're out there.

Have a seat, let's talk about your plans for the future.

We need to start applying you to scholarships.

[Cabd]

my inner DGB wants him dead five days ago.

[Cabd]

FTR... I have good odds that if cobra walls his wall up and gives his speech now, and votes, noraa won't hammer because she doesn't want to make things worse for her team.


But since she's TOTALLY town here she can prove me wrong and vote him instead of lurking. Make GAMMA proud of you, Noraa!

[Cabd]

Noraa, surely you don't want to deny the man his kodak moment?

[Cabd]

All the items changed and early game matters too much.

Have no idea how pro scene will end up working out new item builds but should favor players who innovate.

[Cabd]

Sure she does, she had one in Death Scroll.


I think she was born after Kodak went byebye though!

[Cabd]

If only she could stop by and let us know.

[Cabd]

wait

cabd what if i said please

Nah. I appreciate it and townread you, but I think I'm right and you're wrong and that's okay.

[Cabd]

Otherwise i'd play the reverse card and say "Please vote this" and expect you to, which you very clearly have convictions against.

I think spiffeh is right to not get invested, but also think spiffeh wouldn't have played it out this way as town.

[Cabd]

The only thing that happens if Spiffeh/Guillo flips red is that I would feel less OK about Nacho. I agree with the logic one of your heads stated in terms of how you approached Guillo

yeah nachomuffin have taken veyr weird approaches to both Cakez and Spiffeh wagons.

No trust, i tell ya. I get zero trust.

[Cabd]

he's secretly peregrineV?

[Cabd]

he's secretly peregrineV?

nah both of them were in The Thing Mafia

That was sarcasm.

[Cabd]

I wouldn't say I'm a huge fan of Spiffeh's posting but it's more me just not really agreeing with his approach/more flippant attitude. I have no clue how to read him and am putting more stock in Guillotina/the claim.

I also would rather keep the game nice and working together, even if I hit the gas, argue up a storm, and somehow pull the votes off there's a good chance I do more damage by causing stubborn/egotistical chaos.

I think we're basically on the same page, I guess I should probably read someone else like unwnd or LLD but part of me is lazy and wants to wait for the flip. I've also wanted to doublecheck Gamma even though I know there's several tangible posts out there I liked.

Can you give me. The ultimate gift... the towniest of gifts. The gift of a good night of sleep? It only takes one vote tag.

I am a fucking monster this game and I know it but

A: drugs
b: I'll never be this good this is my peak and i want to fucking well use it
C: drugs

[Cabd]

Don't worry if we do VCA will note your vote is with protest.

Then cobra can give his impassioned speech. Noraa can go make out with gamma. And a partridge in a pear tree.

[Cabd]

See? "Please" really doesn't work.

[Cabd]

Regan is towner.

[Cabd]

I'd ask you to leash your vote if i'm right but you're a promise-denying asshole </3

[Cabd]

You can have one of mine for all I care, reganomics.

I give it my blessing.

[Cabd]

Bell, it's okay, you can give the football to the presidents. I want my speech, and my night of sleep.

[Cabd]

DO IT.

BECAUSE NORAA IS A COWARD WHO WONT TAKE IT

[Cabd]

I'm gonna stay true to my values

I'm gonna say no to the thing I most want

What would regan grift?

[Cabd]

Just give the terrorist president what he wanmts so i can go to bed with my damn spiffeh flip and the knowledge I have ruiend nacho's evening.

[Cabd]

I hate you presidents am an anarchist now.

[Cabd]

My hopes now rest with the dk rap guy.

Sigh.

[Cabd]

I meant it could have been noraaaaaaaaaaaaaa but she's not amenable to hug gifs and a retractyion of guilty abilities

[Cabd]

Sleep was extremely fleeting.

Noraa intends to prod dodge I guess.

:/

Gamma if we flip noraa-scum today what happens to your plans?

[Cabd]

I mean if she comes in here and votes for spiffeh she can live!

You can try convincing her since she won't listen to me.

[Cabd]

Sleep was extremely fleeting.

Noraa intends to prod dodge I guess.

:/

Gamma if we flip noraa-scum today what happens to your plans?

Why post anything of note when the town is trying to lynch a claimed one-shot vig?


Scum need the town to make this bone-headed lynch and as long as they stop talking and you and Cobra keep talking they just might.

But luckily I'm here to ruin your plans and derail this wagon.

Have you like.. tried interacting with anything else, like at all, instead of being a boring tisk tisk finger wager about the spiffeh wagon?

[Cabd]

Cool. Hey spiffeh your simp has arrived and declared themselves to be a part of the vig pool if you live.

[Cabd]

Nope. Unfortunately the Almighty has declared that I must play the role of the spoiler, so answer Their call I must.

By the way, in a world in which you are town, when Spiffeh comes back mafia, and my teeth have recovered? Which is maybe in a few weeks? You can bring us apology cake. Ideally one with a light cream cheese frosting.

If you're mafia then obviously don't feel obligated to start googling recipies.

[Cabd]

Nope. Unfortunately the Almighty has declared that I must play the role of the spoiler, so answer Their call I must.

By the way, in a world in which you are town, when Spiffeh comes back mafia, and my teeth have recovered? Which is maybe in a few weeks? You can bring us apology cake. Ideally one with a light cream cheese frosting.

If you're mafia then obviously don't feel obligated to start googling recipies.

I'd rather you just have Penguin bake us all an "I told you so" cake if that's the case - I think everyone's happier that way.

Fine but in that case, you make dinner. All you, Tammy gets to sit in the lounge of the dead thread because she did her job and helped me kill cakez and you sat there tut-tuting like a boring old nanny.

[Cabd]

Claire is MariaR, as has been clarified several times now.

p-edit: Deal because anything more is like out of game bets and we don't do those. My smuggest smugface is ready.

[Cabd]

So nacho, setting aside Noraa and Spiffeh...

Cakez/Noraa/ three more. Where do you want them?

[Cabd]

Guilt got your tongue?

[Cabd]

Nobody fucking cares about your spiffeh read, go elsewhere, somewhere that matters.

[Cabd]

Okay but like... I got my cakez thing and I am more than happy to trade getting spiffeh today for leashing spiffeh and killing noraa today if it means that there's a chance that a potential town you will start doping something actually useful.


This mood is subject to change every four hours between doses.

[Cabd]

Like nacho mang I don't actually care which scum dies first. Mood-swing me does but in the end they're both scum.

What sort of pool are you envisioning you want spiffeh shooting within?

[Cabd]

You literally don't need to waste your time rebutting my wall.

[Cabd]

Because I sure as hell am not gonna read your rebuttal of my wall.

[Cabd]

UNVOTE:

There spiffeh no longer at Lim-2.


More talk about man with no name, because you and cobra are both saying him and i don't have a read on him other than he's in my POE pool.

[Cabd]

Maria/LLD claimed pretty much innocent to each other in some form and nobody batted an eye.

No, I definitely complained about this.

I felt like it's best settled tomorrow, it's not that I don't care at all.

[Cabd]

More talk about man with no name, because you and cobra are both saying him and i don't have a read on him other than he's in my POE pool.

I'm gonna be up until 2AM waiting for drug timer, man. Hit me up with this.

Birb, are you around?

[Cabd]

I definitely still see the scumteam having at least one form of competence doing a good amount of work for them. Noraaa definitely got coached in some capacity to fakelcaim and just well, did it poorly. That isn't a jab at her but to me it's pretty obvious. Right now I've been looking at the PoEs and I don't see many people who are either seemingly here or at that level that I'd consider them the brains of the operation. This has been a concern to me, because it certainly wasn't Guillo who claims to not even be from this site/trolling who lead a lynch on prominent fire hydra.

okay i reloaded one last time and im glad i did because i did not want to miss this post

and i agree

Who fits this pool in your opinion?

[Cabd]

The rush is because I'm a bad person who plays mafia while going through extremely volatile mood swings and is taking way over the expected time to recover.

And this is all I have left, hi.

[Cabd]

Nacho can we actually talk about why YOU defended cakez please.

[Cabd]

yes but we're masons flavor~

That doesn't count.

[Cabd]

Then screw all of you guys, what's your goddamn point I jsut want nacho to engage with me ugh.

[Cabd]

No man for fuck's sake i'm trying to connect with you and it's not working ugh

[Cabd]

if it were 3p and i had to choose between you and regan i'd shoot you twice.

[Cabd]

Maybe even a third time!


Town prism is obvtown.

[Cabd]

side note, I just won a newbie scum game...I never wanna roll scum in a newbie again.

My newer partner got faded Day 1...it was...I felt rude./

so that's what I'm dealing with right now, and while I'll likely be away until tomorrow, at least mentally.

I was watching this one.

[Cabd]

Just ignore him, he's being silly.

[Cabd]

We can kill Noraa now, whatever. I'd rather the next game day phase be when I'm not on painkillers.

[Cabd]

That said.

There existed time where noraa was posting elsewhere AFTER my offer was made to her.

That her vote would have made L-1 with Cobra Kai fully intending to hammer.

She has literally nothing to lose by voting there....

SO why doesn't she?

[Cabd]

Spiffeh should be vigging only within the pool of {Beeboy, Manwithnoname, nachomuffin} anything else is a scumclaim and instaded tomrorow tia.

See one of you guys tonight for "cabd's one on one paranoia rant hood"

[Cabd]

That's above my pay grade.
For all I know she was chasing Kittens through a park.

Yeah well, take it from me.

[Cabd]

Yeah whatever, I'll wake up to it, p. sure bork peaced out.

[Cabd]

Noraa, last will, testiment, funny gifs?

Anything?

[Cabd]

I want hammer, cobra can get his hammer post when it's spiffeh's turn.

[Cabd]

LLD it's okay, we can do the noraa-scum today.

BIRB ALLIANCE VOTETAGTEAM

[Cabd]

It's fine man just cop spiffeh tonight and it won't matter.

[Cabd]

Spiffeh town means he's maybe shooting nacho anyways.

Why waste your only other shot?

[Cabd]

One more vote then I sleep.

Sorry gamma.

[Cabd]

Birb please freee me

[Cabd]

Yeah you can't really keep it in your pantaloons.

[Cabd]

Gamma. Let's just end it man. I'm tired.

[Cabd]

This is like the old yeller thing. Do it so she doesn't suffer more

[Cabd]

VOTE: noraa

Just end it man I need the fucking sleep.


She had a billion chances to go with my plan and chose death.

[Cabd]

Somebody fucking hammer oh my god i cant

[Cabd]

Not the elim I wanted but whatever.

See you in dead thread noraa.

[Cabd]

Here's hoping my recover goes well and I'm sober for the next day.

[Cabd]

Muffin not the time buddy. Please don't be a dick now. My mental state isn't in the right spot to deal right now with that.

[Cabd]

Yeah. Hey gamma. For what it's worth I'm sorry man. I wanted to be town with her too.

[Cabd]

It's okay gamma.

She's scum. It's gonna be okay.

[Cabd]

Yeah sadly obtuse is a towntell for Midway.

[Cabd]

You can go to bed. And wake up to a red flip. And be sad you were fooled but happy that uncle Cabd led you into the light.

[Cabd]

It'll be glorious gamma.


You can start healing by grieving overnight.

[Cabd]

He is. Mod asleep post memes.


Noraa can wake up and chat with us before chemistry class. No shooting bell for extra time this time though!

[Cabd]

Unofficial vote count by somebody who isn't me?

[Cabd]

Yeah iirc he made two different pools. Both contained man with no name which is why I was wanting to entertain that theory.

[Cabd]

Yeah there's a lot of pools where solving one semi clears the other.


Still think scum is just white flagging and nacho is standing in the hallway a la Ffery when I wanted to murder bell.

I guess that means I'm gutreading nachomuffib as town for now. Ugh.

[Cabd]

It's 3am in our time zone. Bork won't be awake for several hours.

[Cabd]

Eh you know what I kinda of want spiffeh to just outright shoot man with no name so we don't have to try and sort the dk rap.

[Cabd]

Then we have maria and beeboy duel to the death or something idk.

[Cabd]

Boy was a I glad to see Noraa give up and roll over I was super afraid she'd actually fight it and make me sad because she's really good at causing emotional distress when you vote her.

[Cabd]

I am a reprehensible person this game.


Drugs really suck. But pain sucks more.

[Cabd]

Yeah spiffeh town can shoot man with no name. Spiffeh scum can just roll over and die instead I guess. Either works.

Hell spiffeh scum and man with no name town gives scum a free extra elim.
I won't cry over spilled milk kills.

[Cabd]

I'm willing to admit wrong and prep cake for nacho if man with no name gets shot in the face by spiffeh and flips scum

That would be cool and I couldn't even be mad and I'd admotnnacho saved us from a mistake.

[Cabd]

Cobra is like already in thread Mason's with me but yeah if you need extra reasons that's certainly one of them

[Cabd]

Unwnd getting to my poe pool on their own from their own reads and methods is so town <3

[Cabd]

These heart shaped pupils are for you!


So goshdarned town.

[Cabd]

I am being sold that the DK rap is more like a guilty rapsheet.

This is towns game to not lose now. Not scums game to win.

[Cabd]

Gotta say though I was glad for the pduedoguilty on noraa.


Made me sleep better the past 24 hours. Ish.

[Cabd]

Two different checks adds up to 100% caught noraascum.

[Cabd]

Incredibly snuggleable posting yes.

[Cabd]

Halt. No more votes until bell shows up.

He has a spiffeh cop check PM.

Then I am full claiming. And we go from there.

[Cabd]

No unjust ones anyways.

I've got a pretty good idea of what it'll look like in both worlds but yeah.

[Cabd]

Cabd do you want massclaim today?

Pending a guilty yes. Pending an inno, probably one more day.


I've got one helluva wall from the flavor masonry prepped for both outcomes.

[Cabd]

I think I’m sold on muffinmamma8 scum regardless of Spiffeh alignment.

Sadly I have data that might very lightly complicate that.

[Cabd]

While we wait for Bell...

Let's talk about what Flavor Leaf was.

Essentially, he was a hacker that could burrow into any one driver or blade's link. If they had no link, it would be a neighborhood of him and the other person, as the two of us shared night one. If the driver or blade had a pair, it would become a three person neighborhood, as it did last night.

He was able to "attach" to me night one looking to see if Mafia would try to link with me then kill me to gain the power up i was teasing I'd provide, and he full claimed to me in his opening posts. It's no accident that I treated him as a mason day two.

He, myself, and Bell effort posted a good ten to fifteen page PT over the course of the long night.

[Cabd]

SMITE THE UNBELIEVERS BELL.

DELIVER UNTO US THE FINAL DESIRES OF THE BELL CABD LEAF MASONRY

TELL ME THE RESULT

[Cabd]

Okay, full send then.


No more votes on spiffeh please, yet.

[Cabd]

Cabd's Role

I am Roc, a blade. My role is a gated cop. My exact restrictions are for me to know, and for mafia to have to shoot me even though I might already be spent, to find out.

The thing is, I'm such a birdbrain that I give my results to my driver, not to myself. Hence, Amnesiac. Bell was my driver last night. Flavor leaf was my "driver" per say night one.

Bell Is Effectively Confirmed Town

Scumbell literally can lie and say innocent here. Therefore, Bell is effectively confirmed town to me. Revisit this in 3P or whatever, but no sooner.

What Next?

I am working out a fullclaim order. The TLDR is that I may have some unconventional reads, and that my time is limited and I intend to maximize it.

Are You Off Your Meds?

Yes (If by meds you mean opioid painkillers), and sorry for the incredibly poor taste mood swings and such that made it into the thread. The past ten days have been absolutely miserably painful.

[Cabd]

Scumbell literally can lie and say innocent here. Therefore, Bell is effectively confirmed town to me. Revisit this in 3P or whatever, but no sooner.

And what happens when I flip town?

Then scum took a 1 for 1 trade with no reason to, when already down two players out of five.

Yawn.

[Cabd]

I remember my first time trying to use the img tag.

[Cabd]

Mass Claim Order:

Spiffeh
CatchupMaybe
ManWithNoName
NancyDrew/NeroCain Hydra
Maria
LLD
Brian Skies
Firebringer
midwaybears
Dunnstraal
Battle Mage
Gamma
Regan Bush
Cobra Kai
l4pe
Bell
Cabd

[Cabd]

Mass Claim Order:

Spiffeh - Zeke, 1-shot Vig, N1 fail link with Fermis, N2 no link, attempted shot Noname (Has a cop guilty against claimed by Bell+Cabd)
CatchupMaybe
ManWithNoName
NancyDrew/NeroCain Hydra
Maria
LLD
Brian Skies
Firebringer
midwaybears
Dunnstraal
Battle Mage
Gamma
Regan Bush
Cobra Kai
l4pe
Bell
Cabd

[Cabd]

I mean the good news is we can probably skip right over nachomuffin if they obtuse themselves.

[Cabd]

Noname next. I can confirm I got said message.

[Cabd]

That's fine. I don't want anyone other than like nero cain hydra skipping ahead but we can talk about nachomuffin in the meantime.

[Cabd]

I don't disagree and I really don't want them anywhere near the end game.

[Cabd]

Yeah well todays stay at the death express is booked to the scum second kill.

Hopefully it was one shot but it'll be dead so we can find out postgame.

[Cabd]

Uhhh. i almost want to conf scum the nancy/Nero, but I'd feel lame for doing it.

Yeah tbh that slot also gets no pass to anywhere near endgame but it's whatever.

We made a post in our masonry last night lemme find it.

[Cabd]

Cabd 541
Flavor 335
Battle 320
Gamma 300
unwnd 288
Fermis 282
Cobra 280

Brian 260
REAGAN 249

SirCakez 231

Bell 223

Noraa 195

midwaybear 168

L4pe 153

Dunnstral 151
Firebringer 142

Will catchup 131
ManWithNoName 103
Spiffeh 61 + 17(guillatina) = 79

Lady 59
MariaR 57

beeboy 22

[Cabd]

Mass Claim Order:

Spiffeh - Zeke, 1-shot Vig, N1 fail link with Fermis, N2 no link, attempted shot Noname (Has a cop guilty against claimed by Bell+Cabd)
CatchupMaybe - Blade Messenger. Night one message to fermis, night two message to cabd. Pairings were unwnd n1, skies n2.
ManWithNoName - Driver-Blade, Blade has an astheticizer. Battle mage n1, nobody n2.

NancyDrew/NeroCain Hydra

Maria
LLD
Brian Skies
Firebringer - Driver, Attempted Cabd N2
midwaybears -
Dunnstraal
Battle Mage
Gamma
Regan Bush
Cobra Kai
l4pe
Bell
Cabd - Blade, gated Amnesiac Cop

[Cabd]

Oh yeah noraa refusing to let cobra hammer it was a dead giveaway. We can absolutely go do that analysis while we wait for nero and Nancy.

[Cabd]

Spiffeh guilty probably spews LLD-Maria as T-T or at the very least assures me not W-W.

They will probably claim together. As is fine.

[Cabd]

Votecount 2.5

[9] Spiffeh (MariaR, midwaybear, Firebringer, Cabd, Flavor Leaf, Dunnstral, Bell, Lady Lambdadelta, Gamma Emerald)
[5] noraa (Will catch up later maybe, l4pe, unwnd, Brian Skies, Battle Mage)
[1] Flavor Leaf (noraa)

[5] Not Voting (beeboy, Spiffeh, ManWithNoName, REAGAN BUSH 84, Cobra Kai)

With 20 alive, it is 11 to eliminate.

This might just straight up have been an all-town pile on to Spiffeh while scum drastically pushed us back onto Noraa.

[Cabd]

Me and Nacho, hangin' out at the bus stop. Two Guillotina-stans just waiting for our ride.

"That your bus?" he says

"No, it's yours", I reply

push

Anyway it was him not me thanks for coming to my TED talk

<3.

[Cabd]

Scum REALLY wanted to get that second shot off. Enough that it was worth risking everything to get noraa-ded over spiffeh-ded.

Why unwnd, I have no idea. But they definitely fell for flavor leaf and I's ploy and I bet the chuckle head is gloating the dead PT to five billion pages right about now about how well it worked out that they shot him and not me.

[Cabd]

Yeah I'd say let's vig them but apparently our vig is scum.

Also i feel like my cop shot got wasted because "lol redirected" isn't a thing, borkie's style isn't that. I figured the scum killing role, if scum, would just holster and claim blocked, not literally shoot somebody super town anyways. Instead they tried to poison their cake and eat it too. And took the two shots knowing the jig was up. WOuld rather have copped somebody in the remaining POE like MWNN or LLD. Gods, I wish we'd gotten confotown or big brain confoscum LLD results last night.


She'll just have to swagger on in here and do it tonally instead of mechanically.

[Cabd]

I think this is the one in a trillion games where EVERYTHING just lines up cosmically and your gut is right.

[Cabd]

Oh yeah. Well at the very least I won't be so mood swings. But I think the mood swings helped me be assertive here past the point of being nice.

[Cabd]

Give them some slack, they just got dropped into an incredibly mechanically complex game.

Hopefully they read up if town overnight and we can mech-clear them somehow, or they obvtown or something. If not then RNGesus smiles with her scythe.

[Cabd]

You know that every game following this our reads are going to be awful, right?

For every genius move you make must be followed by a moronic one.

You should be we, I was trying to be philosophical

It’s worth it for the clip imo

Galaxy brain play is to retire as soon as we win.

The galaxy brain of galaxy brain plays is to grind out a few billion shit games to get to the next one of these sooner.

See you all in 2023 when I get the other half of my teeth done.

[Cabd]

what's in it for me?

Pick one.

Spoiler: Salty

Preserving what little respect for your town game is left if you're town?

Spoiler: Sweet

Being able to get something right you can hold onto postgame.

[Cabd]

evening

maria 99% town

Awesome. I was so worried we'd both end up on spiffeh.

[Cabd]

Yep. So if we have a cop clear on the Maria side of things as well, that's a T-T pairing. Everyone else can leave the fucking dance. (except not, Lady 1 guy 6 4ever)

[Cabd]

Midway. I want you to go to your neighborhood. Stick your hand out. And have your neighbor who i presume is a master at chopping at people slap you on the wrist until you stop obtusebearing.

Please for the love of arceus focus on helping sort the remaining pool of unknowns instead of whatever the fuck you're doing right now.

[Cabd]

Lads. Big picture. Where the heck are nero and Nancy? It's been a while now.

[Cabd]

I trusted LLD and Maria before it was cool.

look, im not going to get hoodwinked by something that appears to be a masonry again

never blindly trusting one

I appear to be missing trauma context.

[Cabd]

LLd, Maria, is your soft-clear above or below the line?

Mass Claim Order:

Spiffeh - Zeke, 1-shot Vig, N1 fail link with Fermis, N2 no link, attempted shot Noname (Has a cop guilty against claimed by Bell+Cabd)
CatchupMaybe - Blade Messenger. Night one message to fermis, night two message to cabd. Pairings were unwnd n1, skies n2.
ManWithNoName - Driver-Blade, Blade has an astheticizer. Battle mage n1, nobody n2.

NancyDrew/NeroCain Hydra

Maria
LLD
Brian Skies
Firebringer - Driver, Attempted Cabd N2
midwaybears -
Dunnstraal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~LINE FOR LLD AND MARIA HI~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Battle Mage
Gamma
Regan Bush
Cobra Kai
l4pe
Bell
Cabd - Blade, gated Amnesiac Cop

[Cabd]

Yeah, I guess what I'm saying is that he's a little more likely to be town, but that's pretty much it. No huge revelation.

He's moved up in life, but not enough to be above the line of "DEATH TO ALL THE UNCLEARED" is what you mean?

[Cabd]

LLd, Maria, is your soft-clear above or below the line?

Mass Claim Order:

Spiffeh - Zeke, 1-shot Vig, N1 fail link with Fermis, N2 no link, attempted shot Noname (Has a cop guilty against claimed by Bell+Cabd)
CatchupMaybe - Blade Messenger. Night one message to fermis, night two message to cabd. Pairings were unwnd n1, skies n2.
ManWithNoName - Driver-Blade, Blade has an astheticizer. Battle mage n1, nobody n2.

NancyDrew/NeroCain Hydra

Maria
LLD
Brian Skies
Firebringer - Driver, Attempted Cabd N2
midwaybears -
Dunnstraal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~LINE FOR LLD AND MARIA HI~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Battle Mage
Gamma
Regan Bush
Cobra Kai
l4pe
Bell
Cabd - Blade, gated Amnesiac Cop

above

Cool claim it whenever you'd like then.

[Cabd]

Cool you're up for massclaim hence bolded, and game is in great spot for town right now.

[Cabd]

Correct!

Your slot is currently not cleared or anything but that's a function of it not having any real posts. Not like particularly scummy or anything. I'm so glad active people are here. Just obvtown for us and let's win this thing?

[Cabd]

It's all good.

The part we are claiming is like this:


Driver, blade, both, or "special"?

If driver, explain your passive.
If blade, explain your active.
If both, explain both.
If special, claim special and we will address specifics.


Your night one link, if any. It should be a locked private topic if you had one.

You're claiming no action night two so noted.

[Cabd]

Its a little complex but we are all here to help.

[Cabd]

Holy shit dgb isn't even in this game but the axiom.

[Cabd]

Also, who is your character's name?

Like for mine, I was..

"Cabd, Town Blade, Character Name Roc, Gated Amnesiac Cop, Night one flavor leaf link, noraa guilty; night two bell link, spiffeh guilty"

[Cabd]

You can play adlibs and cut and paste sections from your role PM, this isn't too hard. You don't need to understand it to state it, game is in the final stages of massclaim.

[Cabd]

Holy shit dgb isn't even in this game but the axiom.

You think the confusion is fake, or what?

Mechanically complex game, mechanically complex fakeclaims. Mostly I'm just anxious to get this massclaim show on the road, though, that was about 10% srs and 90% snark.

[Cabd]

Cabd this post is for you to point me back at after massclaim wrt passives bc I have an idea

In the spirit of the dead... Bucket.

[Cabd]

For what it's worth, Nancy as Shielder 1.0 had similar issues in my Fate Grand Order theme. She was town and claimed something completely wrong that got her town slot mislim'd after she repped out.

[Cabd]

Eyes on the prize. Character name?

[Cabd]

Hey Cabd what do you think the odds either of muffinmamma8 are online rn

Muffin is probably at work, Nacho is probably asleep. Fairly low.

[Cabd]

Mass Claim Order:

Spiffeh - Zeke, 1-shot Vig, N1 fail link with Fermis, N2 no link, attempted shot Noname (Has a cop guilty against claimed by Bell+Cabd)
CatchupMaybe - Blade Messenger. Night one message to fermis, night two message to cabd. Pairings were unwnd n1, skies n2.
ManWithNoName - Driver-Blade, Blade has an astheticizer. Battle mage n1, nobody n2.
NancyDrew/NeroCain Hydra - Driver-Blade (Minoth) - N1 no act, N2 no act. Blade ability apparently blocks kills by reflexively Ascetic-making?

Maria + LLD

Brian Skies
Firebringer - Driver, Attempted Cabd N2
midwaybears -
Dunnstraal
Battle Mage
Gamma
Regan Bush
Cobra Kai
l4pe
Bell
Cabd - Blade, gated Amnesiac Cop

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[Cabd]

We on the same page with this claim, cabd?

Possibly, but once again, see FGO.

Let's wait until I have a more zoomed out picture, please.

[Cabd]

Moot point. This is a theme game. Roles work exactly as bork and penguin designed them.

I'm happy enough with the claim for now.

Lld or maria can go next. Assuming one will be claiming for both probably.

[Cabd]

He's not gonna answer that lmfao. Just let it be.

[Cabd]

...Flesh eater is a thematic thing, not all flesh eaters are automatically super bad guys.

Nancy, I mean this as nicely as possible... are you aware how Large theme roles work in mechanically complex games?

Like, take my role. If you got this role in New York, you'd expect it to work like this: "Pick a target to cop, and a second target to receive the alignment of your first target"

But in this game it would be like this: "If you have a driver, your driver may pick a target. If you confirm your willingness to act upon that selected target, your driver will be informed of the target's alignment"

The game mod is not gonna talk about the second example at all, ever. It would be such bad mod error that I'd argue a skittle would have to get involved. It effectively mod confirms a hidden interaction with a non-public mechanic in away that is also alignment inactive.

[Cabd]

This claim just
Penguin is a NRG member so I’d expect him to lean towards not doing that.

Wrong Penguin. You're thinking of Penguin Power, not Penguin_Alien.

Regardless, even ignoring penguin's contributions and her opinions, Bork mod meta alone is enough.

[Cabd]

Battle Mage, I think you might be able to clear MWNN here? Wondering if maybe scum rolecopped him and decided to use that as the fakeclaim because fuckifiknowwhy?

Did he claim flavor/mechanics to you night one in your hood?

[Cabd]

Like how the fuck are we getting the SAME role (not flavor) claim from two POE scumreads otherwise.