Xenoblade 2 Mafia: Game Over

[Cobra Kai]

It’s okay we shot him twice for it.

[Cobra Kai]

You made a mistake that got your slot in the hot seat. Literally everyone has. This isn’t the worst one I’ve seen. Take the riot act somewhere else, it was incredibly disrespectful to Titus.

I’m not engaging more than this, but once you calm down you need to reevaluate because that’s just not cool.

[Cobra Kai]

Worst was that anon account mafia where scum made a post in the scum PT to run it by the team first then copy pasted it in the main thread (which linked to the scum PT).

That was hilarious.

[Cobra Kai]

I forget who it was. Iirc the account was based off friends?

[Cobra Kai]

Bork comes up with town flavors first

Randomizes them to make 5 fake claims

Then assigns the scum roles.

It wasn’t intentional it’s just how he does it.

[Cobra Kai]

I’m just repeating what someone else said in this game

[Cobra Kai]

Regardless blaming Bork is stupid

[Cobra Kai]

You made a mistake, or a slip, as scum, that revealed your alignment and others

What would you like to call it?

[Cobra Kai]

Just so it’s understood, I care less that Nancy refuses to call it a scumslip and more that they shafted a doomed slot off to someone else. That’s not cool.

[Cobra Kai]

I thought it was him but wasn’t sure

[Cobra Kai]

You had the prime opportunity to shake.gif it and didn’t?

[Cobra Kai]

P_A I fully expected you were reading and appreciated being quoted in the dead PT! I laughed while I made that post

[Cobra Kai]

I don’t think it’s right for people to do shitty things and not get called out for doing shitty things. Such is life.

[Cobra Kai]

Yeah I realized that I went too hard crumbing and he got the picture lol

[Cobra Kai]

I like neighborizer more than pre-chosen. I did actually have fun with obtusebear even if we butted heads a lot

[Cobra Kai]

Re your notes Pt bell I genuinely wanted your opinion on Guill I wasn’t judging alignment tells

[Cobra Kai]

Not every scum slip gets caught.

[Cobra Kai]

You also had me who claimed driver targets as a blade, lol

Ninja-
Will keep this in mind. Going to go gorge on sweets until I need a root canal

[Cobra Kai]

I debated asking for self imposed geriatric mode this game.

Then realized who I was playing with.

[Cobra Kai]

@Nancy-

I reread Day 3 and probably went too far then, and for that I apologize. I wasn’t trying to make the game toxic, but FMPOV you were confirmed scum and I enjoyed toying with you some and probably should have had a bit more empathy regarding that. I still maintain my position about the replace out, I understand needing to replace out for personal reasons but I also just don’t like shafting a doomed slot onto someone else (and this wasn’t just you guys- Guill did it as well). We aren’t going to agree on you being confirmed scum or not, but the bottom line is I should have just left you be instead of toying with you.

[Cobra Kai]

No one has guessed me correctly.

[Cobra Kai]

In this dojo, we abide by three simple rules. As your sensei, it is my duty to remind you why we follow these rules.

STRIKE FIRST

We struck first by delivering a decisive blow to scum yesterday. Not only was our main wagon on scum, we delivered a follow-up roundhouse by having the counter wagon as yet another. We exemplify this in each and every action we take. We must strike first. In the wild, if a cobra strikes last, it’s dead. If we strike last, we’re dead.

STRIKE HARD

We strike hard by following up yesterday’s uppercut with a roundhouse. We not only have confirmed another to be a part of Miyagi-do, but we have them right where we want them. We go for the big shot, the shot to knock the scum-team to its knees. So what, we aren’t playing it the optimal way. Sometimes, you have to take on the big guy. And you give them the fight of your life.

After today, we will have two scum dead and the third on the way out tomorrow. We struck hard at their ranks, and LaRousso will be reeling. The best defense is more offense. We keep knocking down their guys before they knock down ours.

NO MERCY

We show no mercy by refusing to give up a single inch to scum. They will have to pull control of this game from our cold, dead hands.

Fear does not exist in this dojo.

Pain does not exist in this dojo.

Defeat does not exist in this dojo.

We will keep our foot on the gas, keep them on the defensive. We will do what it takes to win, no matter what. So what if others don’t get it?

That’s why they aren’t Cobra Kai.

VOTE: SPIFFEH

[Cobra Kai]

That was when I was going to hammer Spiffeh D2

[Cobra Kai]

save it for ur next game.

It wouldnt make sense to use that wall in my next game unless its magically against a scumteam of you/Cakez/Spiffeh again

[Cobra Kai]

Idk who that is