Open 839: White flag Holder [Game Over]

[Milk & Mocha]

i suggest you get a monthly parking membership for the reduced rates

[Milk & Mocha]

imagine thinking you could kill us

[Milk & Mocha]

[Milk & Mocha]

Noraa's almost done with her homework so it's about to get real

[Milk & Mocha]

NEW RULES

no more wall posting. 3 lines of text maximum

chat time let's go

[Milk & Mocha]

Alyssa babe how you doing?

[Milk & Mocha]

i will ignore any post over 3 lines it will be like it doesnt exist

[Milk & Mocha]

wow kinda mean

[Milk & Mocha]

i even signed on to my hydra acc just to talk to you

[Milk & Mocha]

i legit looked for the password for like 20 minutes

[Milk & Mocha]

i have a number of questions for you

[Milk & Mocha]

like what's that thing behind your hat

is it a sword or a guitar?

[Milk & Mocha]

I'm fairly confiident RH9/NQ are townies but you can't win games without killing people.

[Milk & Mocha]

look Alyssa you just have to wink at me and I'll sheep you

[Milk & Mocha]

the thing right behind your hat

[Milk & Mocha]

I'm fairly confiident RH9/NQ are townies but you can't win games without killing people.

then tell us who ur allies r.

You can't make me talk

[Milk & Mocha]

look at how pooky trying to interact with alyssa to make me think they can't be on a team together. Real cute.

damnit firewoofer catches me every time

[Milk & Mocha]

tbh i'd flirt with alyssa even if we were not on the same team

[Milk & Mocha]

but...can I make you sing!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

unlikely

my singing voice is awful and is a lethal weapon

[Milk & Mocha]

2 good for school and 2 gud for u newb, get rekt son

it's ok you can call me scum 200 times but i'll just laugh at you and shoot you in the face at night and nobody will remember it

[Milk & Mocha]

So the idea that our biggest wagon is on one of the most active slots is really fucking wild to me

ok who do you want to kill

i'm ok with anyone except me

[Milk & Mocha]

Spoiler: song for firebringer only

[Milk & Mocha]

pooky broke my amazing and perfect way of analyzing who his partners would be by just sheeping alyssa. He was too clever for me. Welp ill have to figure out other scum on my own.

firebringer how long have we known each other? you dont need to front with me homie. I can read you like I can read the palm of my hand

[Milk & Mocha]

it's actually funny you haven't noticed who the scum are tbh

[Milk & Mocha]

I guess it's easier for me because I'm in the scum PT but still it shouldn't be that difficult for you

[Milk & Mocha]

my iphone :3

[Milk & Mocha]

the thing right behind your hat

Spoiler:

It's part of her puppet, Claomh Solais

v hawt :O

you look great

who's scum btw

[Milk & Mocha]

Did anyone say Q was town here

Must've been the wind

[Milk & Mocha]

I'm nowhere near engaged enough to be able to answer that

what if I told you we could win the game right now

[Milk & Mocha]

did you really read that entire wall

[Milk & Mocha]

I heard the Mafia has a Godfather who if we eliminate him, we win the game immediately

[Milk & Mocha]

seriously guys

no more wall posting

three line limit. let's actually get some talking going instead of giant walls no1 has time to read

[Milk & Mocha]

also noraa totally lied to me about homework

she's been on the last page of her powerpoint for the last 6 hours now

[Milk & Mocha]

Listen i don't read but even i read the third post about setup

VOTE: Firebringer

CAUGHT IN MY TRAP

[Milk & Mocha]

sometimes i even surprise myself with how good i am at this game

[Milk & Mocha]

frozen scum

[Milk & Mocha]

he can't believe it

fell for the oldest trick in the book

[Milk & Mocha]

I know because I wrote the book

[Milk & Mocha]

wow he's resorting to omgus already

[Milk & Mocha]

this is a scumfession btw

he knows he's tripped up and caught in the trap

cuz he refused to even address the trap

[Milk & Mocha]

wow really reachy

[Milk & Mocha]

I would never kill my homeboy Taly

[Milk & Mocha]

That Toucan is my best friend

[Milk & Mocha]

this is not a trust tell

[Milk & Mocha]

I would never kill my homeboy Taly

YOU SAID THIS ABOUT ME LITERALLY AFTER YOU KILLED ME IN THE LAST SCUM GAME OF URS

You're the one who decided to neighborize cakes instead of me

[Milk & Mocha]

you broke my heart first

[Milk & Mocha]

let's not litigate past games

[Milk & Mocha]

Dwlee I will steal your glasses and never give them back if you keep saying kill pooky

also you broke the three line rule

[Milk & Mocha]

This game needs a defibrillator

that's me!

[Milk & Mocha]

Norra is over using the word "it feels like" to overexplain a read in which she is manufacturing for those of you at home not paying attention.

what a lie norra is still doing her homework

[Milk & Mocha]

nobody can kill me dwlee

[Milk & Mocha]

i got mechguiltied twice and they couldnt kill me

this town doesnt even have cops

[Milk & Mocha]

Dwlee, i want to see Pooky suffer as I kill all his allies before his eyes first.

bruh i dont have allies I only have victims

[Milk & Mocha]

Idk I'd say I won't let him but I doubt I get to late game

i think you can't vote me because i'm the most active person in the thread

[Milk & Mocha]

like if i died

this game would be boring af ngl

[Milk & Mocha]

i got mechguiltied twice and they couldnt kill me

this town doesnt even have cops

I was literally just telling my partner about that game smh

see dwlee is mafia they have partners

[Milk & Mocha]

nq i am willing to read your post

if its like 1-3 lines.

with IMPORTANT IDEAS. hopefully capitalized.

[Milk & Mocha]

Only one I'm not poly

there's three mafia in the game you can't fool me with a dumbslip and pretend there's only 2 mafia

[Milk & Mocha]

VOTE: harley quinn
I think numebrq is town.

can we not do this for the sake of thread sanity

[Milk & Mocha]

Please for the love of everything holy murder the bear

it's absolutely infuriating isn't it :3

[Milk & Mocha]

Please for the love of everything holy murder the bear

it's absolutely infuriating isn't it :3

Yes

[Milk & Mocha]

nq i am willing to read your post

if its like 1-3 lines.

with IMPORTANT IDEAS. hopefully capitalized.

my IMPORTANT IDEA is

that when i make LONG posts,

they are ALL important ideas.

and here's a bonus 4th line - it's because RESPONDING TO OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS IS HOW I PLAY MAFIA AND THIS IS NOT UNUSUAL

my memory doesn't work so good

i have a condition known as short term memory loss

if I try to read a long post, i'll forget the beginning by the time I get to the end.

[Milk & Mocha]

I think I'll live into tomorrow just cause pooky wants to fuck with me

you are my number 1 fan I would never kill you

[Milk & Mocha]

Spoiler: me when pooky endgames and wins

it's surprising to me that you know how this all ends because you've seen it before.

and yet you still try to stop me.

[Milk & Mocha]

I'm always down to reaction test RH9

[Milk & Mocha]

someone put him at E-1 and i'll show you a magic trick

[Milk & Mocha]

VOTE: Milk and Mocha

Fine we can yeet the best bear.

see i knew this scumbag would omgus me

[Milk & Mocha]

IF DWLEE THINKS IT WILL BE SO GR8 to KILL OUR BEST SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT

even if i flip scum you guys will all regret killing me

games are boring without me

[Milk & Mocha]

also i am totally not flipping scum here.

[Milk & Mocha]

i know that, dwlee knows that, but apparently dwlee hates fun and likes "winning". Fuckin boring if u ask me

dwlee if you kill me do you promise to at least supply the thread with 25% of my fun output to compensate for this grievous crime against thread health?

[Milk & Mocha]

who am i kidding you can't kill me i'm a fucking bear

[Milk & Mocha]

I don't think we should lim M&M anymore, not yet anyway

haha my charm even works on nq who hates my guts

love you long time homie

[Milk & Mocha]

Pooky do u townread or scumread dwlee

all i know for CERTAIN

is that dwlee hates fun

and for that alone we should reaction test them.

[Milk & Mocha]

Sure I'll be lively and post gifs after we murder you

I HAVE DOUBTS ABOuT THIS

[Milk & Mocha]

i have interesting reactions with everyone

i am

the most interesting bear in the world

[Milk & Mocha]

Sure I'll be lively and post gifs after we murder you

I HAVE DOUBTS ABOuT THIS

Look at my entrance to the game. I have it in me!

ok tryout begin now

if you post enough funny memes maybe people will believe you

[Milk & Mocha]

Have you posted a single meme all game, I mostly remember cartoon bears

wow shots fired

[Milk & Mocha]

Spoiler: pooky dancing on my grave

that's the truth and you know it

[Milk & Mocha]

If RH9 flipped scum i actually think that incriminates pooky more because nothing in RH9 posts tells me he is trying to sort or cares what pooky alignment or recruting him as an ally. (at least from the like 5-6 posts that are happening around same time these two people are positng.

there's no reason to ever sort me

if i'm town, i'm on your side

if i'm scum, you've already lost

[Milk & Mocha]

IM HERE IM HREEERERER

[Milk & Mocha]

POOKY SAID SOMEONE WAS BULLYING ME FOR MY HW. EXcuse me!! I am self studying AP psych with a friend so im the TEACHER. Yes I do have HW

[Milk & Mocha]

BC DWLEE SCUM!!

[Milk & Mocha]

I literally haven't read shit but jesus what happened to this game. WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE?! so many replacements oml

[Milk & Mocha]

can i be locktown bear now

[Milk & Mocha]

you can trust it one hundred million trillion percent

[Milk & Mocha]

clearly not me

[Milk & Mocha]

[quote="In post 2099, Alyssa The Lamb"][/quote]


fAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSS

[Milk & Mocha]

all the last 10-15 pages has told me is that I'm probably correct in just taking the activity overview and killing the entire playerlist from the bottom up

ALYSSA IS A GODDESS OF SCUMHUNTING LET US FOLLOW HER TO VICTORY

[Milk & Mocha]

If its a norra post i don't trust it one bit, if its pooky...i might consider it.
Also i am beginning to townread at least norra half of the hydra. Unless the posts i just read on the pages i just read were pooky, but i think my accuracy of figuring out which is posting is somewhere at 70%

YESSSSSSS TOWNREAD BEARBEAR

[Milk & Mocha]

I wont vote q, three, or harley

M+M is confusing to me,

@M&M

is there any way you can sign your posts? I have 0 familiarity with either of you and honestly can't tell you apart unless a gif or bear phrase is mentioned
I don't like that slot, the interactions v3 and vHarley seemed genuine from 3/Harley's side, 3 in particular seemed to be trying to use it to figure out the alignment, I just don't get those feelings from M+M, and I don't see how the way they're playing helps town at all, much of their posts just boil down to 'im super obvtown bc yes'
VOTE: M&M

Ig I'd be onboard w a Toog lim if deadline gets too close and we haven't advanced, they're nullscum and it'd help me w a better read on marci bc her posts around him don't seem like svs

ahhlo had some posts i didnt really like but ill wait to see what replacement is like, it could go either way w newbie town or defensive scum who doesn't like/know how to play a maf role


@Blood Puppets can I get the explanation for town!Toog :0?

SHE VOTED US

DEATH TO THIS TRAITOR VOTE: VOYC

[Milk & Mocha]

all the last 10-15 pages has told me is that I'm probably correct in just taking the activity overview and killing the entire playerlist from the bottom up

but wouldn't that mean we kill you pretty soon? your posts are all like 1 word o-o

[Milk & Mocha]

this post early pinged me

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[Milk & Mocha]

noraa alyssa is our friend

[Milk & Mocha]

she has a cool puppet thing and a cute hat

[Milk & Mocha]

noraa alyssa is our friend

but her posts all sound like dead bell

[Milk & Mocha]

she has a cool puppet thing and a cute hat

puppet where?

[Milk & Mocha]

she only acts cold to put up a front

she's actually quite nice once you get to know her

[Milk & Mocha]

the thing right behind your hat

Spoiler:

It's part of her puppet, Claomh Solais

[Milk & Mocha]

she only acts cold to put up a front

she's actually quite nice once you get to know her

hmmmm

[Milk & Mocha]

Town
Andante, Dwlee, numberQ
Milk & Moocha

we should be TOP. period!

[Milk & Mocha]

This is an odd in-hydra conversation

>:]

[Milk & Mocha]

reason schmeason

if they flip baddie who gives a shit

[Milk & Mocha]

can we kill someone alrdy

who r we even waiting to get replaced atp

[Milk & Mocha]

lets just kill her instead?

[Milk & Mocha]

those who abandon the ship walk the plank

[Milk & Mocha]

rh9 is town but it would be extremely funny to kill him

[Milk & Mocha]

i cant commit treason

im the captain

[Milk & Mocha]

whoever has the most post is the Captain

it's in the rules

[Milk & Mocha]

Inconsistency is a town tell

[Milk & Mocha]

It means I'm thinking about you

[Milk & Mocha]

By that I mean I'm thinking about how cool it would be to yeet you across the room

[Milk & Mocha]

lets just kill her instead?

thought she was your spirit animal?

she abandoned us

she must pay the price

[Milk & Mocha]

Ngl, I’m dying to see what you guys flip. lololol

we're unflippable

don't try

[Milk & Mocha]

TRs are not static

they come and go with the wind

[Milk & Mocha]

we exist in multiple realities simultaneously

[Milk & Mocha]

do you think you are town?

[Milk & Mocha]

Meg have you ever wondered what the plan is?

[Milk & Mocha]

I see.

Perhaps next time

[Milk & Mocha]

We share one mind and one will

we are...

Unity

[Milk & Mocha]

We are the only real jesters

everyone else is a bad imitation

[Milk & Mocha]

maybe if the people complaining about the game state just ran in with some actual hecking reads and brewed up some 1v1s, the game wouldn't be so dead. just a thought

[Milk & Mocha]

ME!

[Milk & Mocha]

me too!

[Milk & Mocha]

Riddles within riddles

Meg is an Enigma

[Milk & Mocha]

RH9 and Alyssa are both town

[Milk & Mocha]

we should actually flip dwlee now that I think about it

VOTE: Dwlee

[Milk & Mocha]

just kidding dylee UNVOTE:

your suffering shall never end

[Milk & Mocha]

RH9 and Alyssa are both town

What makes you think that?

Alyssa's first 6 posts upon thread entry and RH9's readslist are towntells

[Milk & Mocha]

What? I didn't make a readslist.

exactly

[Milk & Mocha]

I don't but I don't think he's trying to get town read. I'm willing to wait to see if he gets stumped. Mainly because by the time we get to that point, most of the people who are unwilling to vote the bears will likely be dead anyway.

I've never tried to get townread in my life

[Milk & Mocha]

It's time to roll up the sleeves and put together my readlist

get pumped

[Milk & Mocha]

Spoiler: My Readslist

[Milk & Mocha]

Perhaps you should analyze these things in your readslist RH9

[Milk & Mocha]

Why are there people in the list who isn't in this game (yet)?

I'm a time traveling bear

they will replace in, in the future.

[Milk & Mocha]

alyssa r u scum or something

[Milk & Mocha]

wow even alyssa trying to jester tell

wild

[Milk & Mocha]

i didnt know id have so much competition

[Milk & Mocha]

true

I think it's because everybody is pretending to be Jester

kind of wild if you think about it

[Milk & Mocha]

stop embarrassing yourself dlee

[Milk & Mocha]

It's true tho

If we get killed you guys will all be bored to death

[Milk & Mocha]

Milk & Mocha (5): Toogeloo, Enchant, numberQ, Dwlee99, Voyc,

btw this is proof that I did get votes at some point so dwlee is just lying

[Milk & Mocha]

dwlee why you so mad

[Milk & Mocha]

Cause you don't have a town role pm and openly taunt me to facilitate your murder

Let's be real here

You can't kill me.

[Milk & Mocha]

Milk & Mocha (5): Toogeloo, Enchant, numberQ, Dwlee99, Voyc,

btw this is proof that I did get votes at some point so dwlee is just lying

This was day one

If you couldn't kill me on Day One with Taly/Galron helping you, what makes you think you can kill me today?

[Milk & Mocha]

It would be pretty funny ngl if the reason you are like this mad at me is because you're the real jester and you can't believe I'm getting away with this bullshit hahahahaha

[Milk & Mocha]

DLee

The key to being unkillable

is to not give a shit

Makes you bulletproof and un-elimmable.

[Milk & Mocha]

I've powerwolfed right through your heart. I understand this lesson well, Pooky

ooooh low blow

[Milk & Mocha]

dlee i sometimes think we're the only two people still playing

cuz you understand the game within the game

[Milk & Mocha]

but you can't get anyone else to see the game that's going on

so you're kind of just powerless as I kill your buddies one by one

[Milk & Mocha]

RH9 this is a private conversation

[Milk & Mocha]

Best Scum Buddy Ever

[Milk & Mocha]

you can't shoot me you don't even have a gun

[Milk & Mocha]

Enchant has turned to the Joke Side

[Milk & Mocha]

:<

[Milk & Mocha]

will this day ever end

[Milk & Mocha]

What about m&m, we can wagon there

[Milk & Mocha]

Dwlee gonna feel real dumb when I pull out my IC card and kick their butt

[Milk & Mocha]

i believe m&m's later statement that the ic claim was meant to be a joke, but im not sure that's alignment indicative

it indicates my

Spoiler: Alignment

AWESOME

[Milk & Mocha]

my iso has more jester tells than all the other isos combined

[Milk & Mocha]

I heard there's two bears walking around these parts wearing trenchcoats and a tommy gun.

they killed blood puppets last night and they're taking suggestions for an encore performance

[Milk & Mocha]

my iso has more jester tells than all the other isos combined

Plot Twist: You're actually not Jester.

this wouldn't even be a plot twist atp tbh

[Milk & Mocha]

that would be a pretty good plot twist ngl

[Milk & Mocha]

I put out a readlist

you can always sheep me

[Milk & Mocha]

you can't expect me to keep track of who replaced who

[Milk & Mocha]

a bit too much work for a jester readlist ngl

[Milk & Mocha]

I wonder how fast I'm going to be run up if the real jester ever gets killed somehow

[Milk & Mocha]

You guys should at least let me explain myself instead of flashvoting me ok?

[Milk & Mocha]

we like cant be anything but town lol

[Milk & Mocha]

-nornor

[Milk & Mocha]

jestering happens in your soul

we've jestered in games without jesters.

we are

the best jesters

[Milk & Mocha]

nvm i hard agree with that

[Milk & Mocha]

we're the best jester masons ever

[Milk & Mocha]

true

our mason buddy is dwlee

their part of the act is to try to get us elimmed

[Milk & Mocha]

yep exactly why we're hard scum reading dwlee too!

[Milk & Mocha]

didn't you say you read up? why are you so shocked by this?

-:/

[Milk & Mocha]

we've sort of already been through this :/

[Milk & Mocha]

we're pureblood jesters.

[Milk & Mocha]

uh what? rh9 is the baddie not us

[Milk & Mocha]

you cant just run in and be like ok now im thread leader tsk tsk.

[Milk & Mocha]

we are always the thread leader

[Milk & Mocha]

^Fax

[Milk & Mocha]

okay get on rh9 unless you want to elect me thread leader, in which case vote mocha.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: mocha

nope ur not thread leader. you cant make us vote. only pooky gets to decide our vote

[Milk & Mocha]

What if we just voted to cancel the game.
How many people genuinely interested in game solving this thing and not just shit posting or coasting here
I am down to play but lot of yall and even including me are like either dont have motivation or kind of coasting.

I think less than 3 players here who seem to care at all.
Pooky do u care at all

i can second the motivation problem but i think its improving for the most part.

[Milk & Mocha]

and ftr we already solved at least part of the game but no one listened so thats why no scum are dead yet @_@

[Milk & Mocha]

vote dwlee! ok im off to bed byebye

[Milk & Mocha]

Pooky do u care at all

this is the first time i rolled jester in 20 years on this site hell yea i care

[Milk & Mocha]

besides if this game has to be paused deadline with a revolving door of replacements

we can just rename it to Masochist Mafia III and make the deadlines go to 1 year per day

[Milk & Mocha]

only pooky gets to decide our vote

FAX

[Milk & Mocha]

Imagine trying to sort alignment based on "effort"

this is some 1960s Stasi shit going on right here

[Milk & Mocha]

wait why would the jester not jester tell?

[Milk & Mocha]

rh9 is town

I am fine with being voted

but you will miss me when I'm gone

[Milk & Mocha]

[Milk & Mocha]

You only need the light when it's burning low...

[Milk & Mocha]

Only miss the sun when it starts to snow...

[Milk & Mocha]

Only know you've been high when you're feeling low...

[Milk & Mocha]

Only hate the road when you're missing home...

[Milk & Mocha]

we r tied 4-4


voting for rh9 is silly cuz rh9 obvvvvvtowb

[Milk & Mocha]

its e-3

who taught you math

[Milk & Mocha]

you should get a refund either way

[Milk & Mocha]

not trying to flex or anything but I happen to be the only person in the history of the world to win 2 Fields Medals