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Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:14 am**

In post 4043, zMuffinMan wrote:@ffery

well, you're almost certainly not getting lynched today so confirming you doesn't do much of anything

i mean, if it really bothers you i can vote nacho, confirm you, then unvote and carry on as planned

but since it doesn't _actually_ make any real difference, *shrug*

Not at all where my head is at.

My head is on a maniacal street.

VOTE: Nolynch

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:18 am**

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are you fine with a happily ever after then? that seems a really fucking boring way to end the game and it seems the most likely scenario if we no lynch today

tbh i'd rather lose this game then go the boring route here

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:23 am**

In post 4049, Nachomamma8 wrote:That's not the best comparison: I was a cop and I was obviously going to be extraordinarily aggressive.

2many heads for my lylo read on muffin

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:24 am**

In post 4051, zMuffinMan wrote:.

are you fine with a happily ever after then? that seems a really fucking boring way to end the game and it seems the most likely scenario if we no lynch today

tbh i'd rather lose this game then go the boring route here

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:28 am**

In post 4051, zMuffinMan wrote:.

are you fine with a happily ever after then? that seems a really fucking boring way to end the game and it seems the most likely scenario if we no lynch today

tbh i'd rather lose this game then go the boring route here

I don't think whoever's scum will settle for that. Not in this player list. I won't vote Nacho today. So, it's either put a vote down that will probably result in a random lynch or force a choice tonight.

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:31 am**

who do you think is scum?

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:34 am**

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:35 am**

then why aren't you voting him?

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:37 am**

Because if I'm wrong then I've given you the hammer.

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:40 am**

so?
if I'm scum I'll hammer. if I'm town I won't and I'll be cleared. Its worth the chance and it'd be one I'd extend to you if muffin would vote for nacho

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:40 am**

And if I'm totally, catastrophically wrong about Nacho and we don't have a majority lynch then random roll.

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:48 am**

I would prefer a random lynch to a happily ever after but I would prefer to lose on my own terms than by random lynch.

Why is nacho town and why is muffin scum?

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:55 am**

Nacho's case on zmuffin has come from the heart. There's no guile in it. I don't know how to explain it better than that. And I'm alive. After the last few games where he's been scum and I've misread him, I don't think he'd have risked the potential paranoia from me.

zmuffin is POE.

nacho and orci both think you're town, so I'm not seriously revisiting that. I'm acknowledging what a vote on zmuffin would allow given the game state.

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:58 am**

VOTE: muffin
lets just end this

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:59 am**

and now we're conf town.

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:00 am**

VOTE: zmuffin

gg

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:00 am**

did we lynch scum?

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:05 am**

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:07 am**

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:22 am**

I really wish there was a big enough heart to express my joy

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:23 am**

I'm town!

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:23 am**

And very hungover, but still very much town.

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:59 am**

The four remaining children stood around aimlessly, doing nothing for like two weeks or something.

Then, finally, one of them revealed a piece of paper from a coat pocket.

"I present to you all, zMuffinMan's birth certificate! Look, right here, his middle name is 'Don Corleone'!" The other children stared at him blankly, "that means he's a bad guy! Being a bad guy runs in his family!"

"Moreover, look at him, look at that garish headpiece he wears!"

Muffin stood up, "This is my grandfather's fedora, I'll have you know!"

"Yes, but, only two kinds of people wear fedoras non-ironically...neckbeards and MAFIOSOS! And, well, you don't have a neckbeard..."

The two other children stood by idly as he aimed the gun at zMuffinMan...

zMuffinMan, Town Neighbor

, went euphoric day seven.

A Win Condition has been reached.

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:40 am**

Out of the door burst an unfamiliar face.

"Good evening, children. I am Detective Brunch, and I am here to take you all away--Natirasha is clearly unfit to be around chil----"

"...Ninjas, take this murderer away!" Brunch turned to Guyett.

"Now, I admit, I feel bad for involving you in all this, but, well, when I saw that that black-hearted soul was being returned to live in the world, well, I just couldn't let him stay out of prison.

And so I concocted a plan with a few of his 'orphans', for a small fee, they would ensure 'accidents' would happen and I could lock Natirasha away forever." Brunch walked over to the clock on the wall, "You might as well come out of your hole, fool."

"Oh, um, hello there..."

"Natirasha, face it, I've got you trapped!"

"Eh, not really." He snapped his fingers and the wall started pulling back...

"I first noticed it after the death of FourTrouble, but this pizza box is actually an extraplanar gate to another dimension! It was child's play for me to turn it into a real portal...one-way of course. And one-use," Natirasha pressed a button, "so, I guess this means farewell, Brunch. I'm glad you had your...fun."

With a pwoosh, the portal buzzed and Natirasha disappeared, forever gone from this world. Brunch pulled out a small, sigiled notepad and smiled, "Good work, Agent Selkies. I see a promotion in your future..."

-To Be Continued-

Nachomamma8, Town Vanilla

, was caught in cold blood in the endgame.

Guyett, Town Vanilla

, was killed but no one cared in the endgame.

Selkies, Mafia Traitor

, has won Mini 1543--Natirasha's On Parole!

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:41 am**

Spoiler: Town Role PMs

Spoiler: Scum Role PMs

Welcome, <Player>.

You are the Mafia Nurse. Your partner is XXXX, the Mafia Jack-of-All-Trades. Additionally, you know that you have a traitor in the game somewhere.

The first time a doctor dies, you will gain any abilities they had, including any modifiers.

Each night, you and your partner(s) may collectively choose someone to kill and for someone to commit the kill. If the nightkill would hit the traitor, they will instead gain access to the mafia chat.

You may talk to your partner(s) in this thread at any time. If you need a fake role PM for whatever reason, PM me and I will make one for you.

<Mafia Win Condition> You win when the mafia consists of half of all living players and all other non-town factions are dead.

Game thread is here.

Welcome, <Player>.

You are the Mafia Jack-of-All-Trades. Your partner is XXXX, the Mafia Nurse. Additionally, you know that you have a traitor in the game somewhere.

You have two one-shot abilities.
-You may target a player. You will learn that player's full role name, minus alignment. NOTE: A Mafia Goon will return a result of "Vanilla".
-You may target a player. Any actions that player takes that night will be prevented.

Each night, you and your partner(s) may collectively choose someone to kill and for someone to commit the kill. If the nightkill would hit the traitor, they will instead gain access to the mafia chat.

You may talk to your partner(s) in this thread at any time. If you need a fake role PM for whatever reason, PM me and I will make one for you.

<Mafia Win Condition> You win when the mafia consists of half of all living players and all other non-town factions are dead.

Game thread is here.

Welcome, <Player>.

You are the Mafia Traitor. You know that XXXX and YYYY are mafia partners, although they don't know you.

If your partners target you for the mafia nightkill, instead you will gain access to the mafia chat. If you need a fake role PM for whatever reason, PM me and I will make one for you.

<Mafia Win Condition> You win when the mafia consists of half of all living players and all other non-town factions are dead.

Game thread is here.

Spoiler: Night Actions

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