Hear ye, hear ye, gather 'round!
There be much entertainment abound!
Let me guide ye on a ship and sail,
As I narrate to ye the Ballad of Tales!
It starts with an entrance full of trolling,
That posted by me dearest of
Kings.
While the miller claim was something to hate,
It's far too bold to be scum out of the gate.
He was there to claim his true role,
One he couldn't help but mix in some troll.
But look for the motive, of which he had,
And you see none but good, not a hint of bad.
It is not a role that they would create,
Since who the blazes fakes a gladiate?!?
Thus the question is merely of his side,
And I say it be town with a great pride.
He was open, he didn't hold it back,
And he explained his actions, not reversing tracks.
The claim could have been swept under the rug,
But
it wasn't, deception none.
You may ask, "but they said hated miller",
But read that post a little bit clearer.
They hinted at the falsities that were there,
While saying they were serious, no dare.
And look at the timing, those brave men!
They said it unprompted, on page thirty-seven!
And you'll note that while they answered about the truth,
They kept silent about their lies, not letting them loose.
You might ask how that could possibly be town,
But I refer you to any game where fakeclaims go down.
Town players will be vague and refuse to fill the details,
Whereas scum players have the answers, having plans not to fail.
Thus their efforts can be clearly shown
To be in a town mindset that's well-known.
As much as it is a bad precedence for me,
The mason claim is an example from House Party.
I could have made up details about the claim,
But decided not to, because that'd be lame.
If I was scum, though, I assure you I'd be all-in,
Because taking back a fakeclaim is guaranteed to blow the win.
Rancid's mind may not be the same as mine,
But we are similar, two of the same kind.
You know this logic does hold great truth,
But let's discard
his role and begin anew.
Let's start with
my accuracy,
How
when in the game,
he I can read.
As town or as scum, I never have failed,
Even if in apathy he wasn't nailed.
It runs both ways, I will happily admit,
His reads on me aren't shit.
So know that there is no chance that the other we could fool,
That perfect accuracy reduced to being the other's tool.
So yes we must by virtue share an alignment,
And which it is should be the only question.
Later is the time to detail why I joined his crew,
Because now is the time to see N1, and realize truth.
In post 2865, Natirasha wrote:F-16 when you lynch us and we flip town will you remember that mastin is town? Or will you sit there with your mouth firmly attached to the scum's dick still, because the amount of willful suspension you are showing is exactly why I had you down as scum for as long as I did.
I present to you this little tidbit,
Which may seem insignificant.
Until you remember what happened,
And that they ended up jan'd.
You must also keep in your minds about Rancid,
That in addition to gladiating, there's something else he did:
His role if left alive and unblocked the first night,
Would clear not only him, but also the person he was to fight.
Because his role would be confirmed as existing,
And so too would be confirmed the age of the one combatting.
Thus the role would prove to be a double-threat,
And scum NOT killing him would be left with regret.
But I am running low on my precious time,
But use this break to search, and you'll find:
What I say right now holds to it great truth,
So stay tuned as I begin prepping chapter two.
(This is not the entire ballad. This is the intro and first chapter. How many chapters it takes to convey the whole story, I dunno. Stay tuned!)
