Mini 1253 - Hobbits Were Eaten - Game!

[Fate]

I told him to neighborize you.

Everything was planned

[mockingjaye]

This game. I've not wanted to /foam at mouth so much since LOST S4, when Faraday/Nikanor hydra-scum got me lynched by fakeclaiming a guilty on me, and the next day, Vezok-town still sheeped Faranor-scum and scum won.

[Fate]

If there's a tomorrow we just quicklynch the scum who hammered you not knowing Esurio was a SUPER blocker.

Like Parama said:

[Fate]

Ah well, town's already got this game won anyways ^^

Ah well, town's already got this game won anyways ^^

Ah well, town's already got this game won anyways ^^

Ah well, town's already got this game won anyways ^^

Ah well, town's already got this game won anyways ^^

Ah well, town's already got this game won anyways ^^

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Ah well, town's already got this game won anyways ^^

Ah well, town's already got this game won anyways ^^

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Ah well, town's already got this game won anyways ^^

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Ah well, town's already got this game won anyways ^^

Ah well, town's already got this game won anyways ^^

Ah well, town's already got this game won anyways ^^

Ah well, town's already got this game won anyways ^^

[Andrius]

Ok I'm here and covered in flour.
And apparently there's a lynch.

Also, for the record, my favorite role is MASON. (Mason Recruiter is too stressful. lol)

[Andrius]

Official Vote Count

mockingjaye [5]

- Fate, Parama, Amrun, SpyreX, Kublai Khan

Not Voting [3]

- xvart, esuriospiritus, mockingjaye

With 8 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Please stand by for modscene.

[Andrius]

mockingjaye

"Hey guys, I'm Gandalf the Gre-" mockingjaye started.

"LYNCH HIM LYNCH HIM LYNCH HIM" SpyreX called. "HE'S LYING."

"Dude chill out he just said Ga-" one of you said.

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"

SpyreX bellowed, as the earth shook underneath your feet.

So five of you surrounded mockingjaye, and attempted to stab her with multiple sharp objects. "YOU SHALL NOT PASS." mockingjaye commanded.

"I SHALL PASS!" SpyreX roared. Drawing a flaming whip from inside his own being, he lashed it around her neck and strung her up himself.

mockingjaye, Gandalf, Bulletproof Townie (Istari), Town, Lynched D3!

With that, SpyreX disappeared in a burst of fire and smoke- down into the bowels of the earth, triumphing against the grey wizard.

SpyreX, The Balrog, Flame-Immune Vengeful Lyncher (Maia), Fulfilled his Win Condition and Left the Game D3!

Which also triggers...

[Andrius]

That There Town

No sooner had SpyreX disappeared than Fate leapt at Parama. "YOU CALL THIS A TOWN WIN?!?" he sneered, bringing a knife down upon Parama. With one clean swipe across his throat, Fate licked his lips. "I'LL BLEED YOU LIKE A STUCK PIG."

Parama, Ugluk, Doctor and 1shot Guardian (Uruk-Hai), Town, Eaten N3!

As Amrun looked on in horror xvart stuck her with his stinger. "ITS BEEN AGES SINCE I ATE MAN FLESH." Amrun's body went limp, and soon gave into the darkness around her.

Amrun, Aragorn, Vanilla Townie (Man), Town, Eaten N3!

esuriospiritus, way atop Isengard, was preparing a really cool modscene she was going to publish, when Kublai Khan's hands gripped her throat. "EATS THEM! EATS THEM!" He cried, strangling the once-white wizard to death.

esuriospiritus, Saruman, Publisher and 1shot DayVig (Istari), Town, Eaten N3!

---

The three murderers ate all through the night- until a certain someone revived that morning.

mockingjaye, Gandalf the White, Resurrected Vanilla Townie (Istari), Returned to Life D4!

Cackling, the trio looked over the final townie standing. "SECOND BREAKFAST?"

mockingjaye, Gandalf the White, Resurrected Vanilla Townie (Istari), Eaten D4!

[Andrius]

The MAFIA faction, consisting of:

Kublai Khan, Gollum, Role-Cop and Copycat (Hobbit), Mafia, Wins!
Fate, Snaga, Odd-Night Ninja (Orc), Mafia, Wins!
xvart, Shelob, Mafia Goon (Creature), Mafia, Wins!

[Parama]

FREAKING SPYREX

STOPPING ME FROM LYNCHING OBVSCUM FATE

SCREW YOU

[Parama]

SCREW LYNCHERS

ANDY YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER

[Fate]

HEHAHEHEAHAHHAHE

SPYREX WAS A TRUE SCUMBAG FROM THE START

YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE PARAMA

YOU HAVE ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME FOR THIS LOSS

[Andrius]

Ok so basically what happened:
4:3:1
Lynchee was lynched.
Dies. Lyncher leaves.
3:3 ---> Scum Win
mockingjaye self-revives one day after her death... to endgame.

All stuff incoming.

And yes.
This was town-sided. I admit that.
But as you'll see, the "Cops" were mostly ineffective at finding scum. :/

THANKS FOR PLAYING EVERYONE AND MY STUFF IS INCOMING

[esuriospiritus]

dammit dammit dammit fate I should have fucking dayvigged you first post of the day like I wanted to SO BAD

[Fate]

WHOOPSIE

[Parama]

I CAN READ YOU AS SCUM EVEYR TIME THIS PROVES IT

SPYREX'S MAKING YOU CONFTOWN OR WHATNOT

ONLY THING
THAT SAVE YOUR SORRY BUIT

WE WERE PUSHING THAT LYNCH

BUT NOOOOOOO HAD TO BE A LYNCHER

P-EDIT: ANDY WAIT A MINUTE
ARE YOU 100% THAT'S A GUARANTEED RESULT?

If everything was blocked N3 and mocking returned D4
It would go to 4:3

Right?

[Fate]

ESURIO WASNT A UNIVERSAL ROLEBLOCKER ANYWAY

YOU DIDNT READ ME IN TEAM MAFIA NOOB

[Parama]

ANDY ROLEPMS NOW

[Fate]

SCUM FUCKING SWEEP IN AN OVERPOWERED TOWN GAME

SCUM MUTUAL WIN

GFUCKINGG

[Parama]

I wasn't playing in the team mafia game specifically. easier to read you when I'm interacting with you, you silly scum. not so much when I'm spectating.

[Andrius]

Oh, and I made all the cool shnazzy role names normal for simplicity's sake. :/
Wanted that to be quick and easy.
Hrmmm.
esurio's kill wouldn't work on mjaye or SpyreX.
SpyreX, however, would be able to absorb and redirect the kill as he pleased.
I think that's all the modnotes.
Besides for mjaye reviving, of course- it was only triggered if the Lyncher won. So it was made to balance the losing-two-players-equals-instant-scum-win.
Which, ironically, still happened. :/

Spoiler: Role PMs

Saruman

Saruman, Trolling Daykiller (Istari)

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Sure you want to capture the hobbits- something to do with a secret weapon for the war (or perhaps you just want to learn how to sing and dance like a magical hobbit)- regardless, you want them alive and unspoiled. Eating them is out of the question.

You are aligned with the town. You win when all threats to the town are defeated.

TROLOLOLOLO-LOLOLOL (One Daily):

Your voice has often been considered your greatest weapon. From your pulpit atop Isengard you may speak with an authority unmatched by any in the world- save the mod. You may

troll

speak to your fellow players through me, the moderator by PMing me a message of reasonable length to be posted by me.

SAVE YOUR PITY AND YOUR MERCY (One per game):

Who needs the Maeras, dragons, or shiny swords when you have a lawn chair, a tall tower, and FIREBALLS to fight with? From your lawn chair on top of Isengard you may smite a player during the day with your wizardly might by either posting or PMing the moderator the following:

DayKill: (Victim's Name)

.

(Note: There may or may not be players immune to this kill. You may only use this once.)

Please confirm via PM. The game thread is located here.

Gimli

Gimli, Orc and Hobbit-Hunter (Dwarf)

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As a dwarf, you love ripe meat off the bone and a good ale. But hobbit-meat doesn't taste quite like good, dead animal, you know?

You are aligned with the town. You win when all threats to the town are defeated.

PAH, ORC BLOOD! (Nightly*):

Being a world-renowned connoseuir in the taste of orc blood, you may taste the blood of one other player, learning whether or not it comes from an orc.

DID YOU SEE TWO HOBBITS WITH THEM? (Nightly*):

You're also a master at identifying creatures shorter than you. You may target another player, learning if they are a Hobbit or not.

*Can only use one of your powers each night.

Please confirm via PM. The game thread is located here.

Legolas

Legolas, Princely Tracker (Elf)

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Despite being bad at directions (Isengard is to the northwest, not the northeast of the Eastfold), your vision is unmatched and your marksmanship is unparalleled across Middle-earth (well, as far as we're concerned).

You are aligned with the town. You win when all threats to the town are defeated.

THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD (Nightly):

Standing on top of a rock, you use your elf eyes to see who a given player targets during the night.

Please confirm via PM. The game thread is located here.

Ugluk

Ugluk, Hobbit-Minded Protector (Uruk)

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Ever loyal to Saruman, you lead the band of Uruk-Hai back to Isengard. You are taking the Hobbits to Isengard. There's fresh maggoty bread waiting for you back home!

You are aligned with the town. You win when all threats to the town are defeated.

GIVE HIM SOME MEDICINE BOYS (Nightly):

"Alive and Unspoiled" would be pretty hard to do if one of the Hobbits died. So you'll pour some of this medicine down a target's throat, saving them from one kill attempt on their life that night.

THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING (1shot):

Laying down the law will prevent even the most stout-hearted orcs from eating those poor Hobbitses. As long as you are alive your target cannot be killed in the night. (After using this power you cannot act the following night phase.)

Please confirm via PM. The game thread is located here.

Balrog

Balrog, Flame-Immune Wrathful Lyncher (Maia)

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One of the last remnants of Morgoth's Army, you hid in the shadows of Khazad-dum for hundreds of years until the Dwarves, led by Balin, delved too deep and awoke you. Rising, you slaughtered them all and made Khadad-dum your keep. This Gandalf fellow will stop at nothing to see you defeated. Kill him.

You are aligned with no one. You win when Gandalf is lynched, or slain by your hand.

Upon completion of your Win Condition you will be removed from the game.

SHADOW... AND FLAME... (Passive):

You are fire. You cannot be slain by any fire-based kill.

FLAMING WHIP (Passive):

*ka-CHOW!* It worked so well in the movie and the book! Should all else fail, upon your death, you will be granted one venge-kill, which will only kill Gandalf- all other players will be unaffected.

THE FLAME OF ANOR (Nightly):

Seeking the wielder of the Flame of Anor, you target one fellow player, asking them if they have seen Gandalf or not. If they have, a QT will be opened with them for the next night. If you target Gandalf, a QT will be opened immediately.

Please confirm via PM. The game thread is located here.


FAKECLAIM:

Celeborn, Wizard-Seeking Lord (Elf)

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Offering the fellowship safe passage and giving them gifts and provisions, there isn't much you can do to help their quest- as your time in this world draws to a close. However, you have unfinished business with a certain wizard...

You are aligned with the town. You win when all threats to the town are defeated.

TELL ME WHERE IS GANDALF, FOR I MUCH DESIRE TO SPEAK WITH HIM (Nightly):

Screw the Hobbits, you want to talk to ol' Greybeard. You will talk to another player, asking them if they have seen Gandalf. If they respond with an affirmative, a QT will open up between you two for the next night phase. If you target Gandalf, he will instantly join your QT.

Gandalf

Gandalf, The Grey Pilgrim (Istari)

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Leader and Guide of the Fellowship, you bring courage and hope to all who follow you- the grey light standing against the shadow of Mordor.

You are aligned with the town. You win when all threats to the town are defeated.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS (Passive):

Being a badass Wizard, you are Immune to kills made against you at night.

Please confirm via PM. The game thread is located here.

Gollum

Gollum, Slinking Glutton (Hobbit)

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Those filthy hobbitses stole the precious from you- but you're hungry and lembas bread is poison to you.

You are aligned with the mafia. You win when you equal or outnumber the town in size.

SMEAGOL IS FREE (Passive):

Having once been a Hobbit before being corrupted by The Ring, you will investigate as a Hobbit to all investigations that identify Hobbits.

SLINKER (Nightly*):

You sneak around and look through a player's things, and RoleCop them.

STINKER (Nightly*):

Choose another player. You will copy the target player's action (if any) and perform it on a target of your choice.

*Can use one of your actions per night.

Please confirm via PM. The game thread is located here.


FAKECLAIM:

Pippin, Bumbling Took (Hobbit)

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Being taken to Isengard is no fun. But its better than being eaten. And you're perfectly fine with keeping your legs attached to your body.

You are aligned with the town. You win when all threats to the town are defeated.

DO AS YOU'RE TOLD PEREGRINE TOOK (Nightly*):

Not wanting to get Gandalf killed (again) or look into the palantiri (again) you decide to do exactly what another player is doing. You will copy the target player's action (if any) and perform it on a target of your choice.

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO LOOK (Nightly*):

Perhaps thinking before acting would be a good idea. You choose a player, and learn all of their active abilities. Wouldn't want to push any dead bodies down wells now would you?

*Can use one his your actions per night.

Eomer

Eomer, Racist Outrider (Man)

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Ever loyal to your king despite being banished, you are the right arm of Rohan, hunting the Uruks of Isengard and the Orcs of Mordor with a fiery rage unmatched throughout The Mark.

You are aligned with the town. You win when all threats to the town are defeated.

WE SLAUGHTERED THEM DURING THE NIGHT (1shot*):

You hate all enemies of Rohan. Anyone who raises a sword against Rohan is an enemy of yours. You may kill any other player at night, so long as they voted you during the past day phase. If, however, your target is of the race of Men, you will stay your hand.

WHAT BUSINESS DOES AN ELF, A MAN, AND A DWARF HAVE IN THE RIDDERMARK? (Nightly*):

Knowing very little than the art of war and loyalty to Rohan, you may target a player and select a race from the following [Elf, Man, Dwarf, Uruk-Hai]. You will learn if that player belongs to that race or not.

*Can use one of your actions at night, not both.

Please confirm via PM. The game thread is located here.

Snaga

Snaga, Ninja-Like Glutton (Orc)

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Hungry for "just a mouthful", you will kill most anyone to appease your hunger. Eating dead things isn't too low for you.

You are aligned with the mafia. You win when you equal or outnumber the town in size.

A BIT OFF THE FLANK (Odd-Nights Only):

When you carry out the "EAT THEM EAT THEM" ability on Odd-Nights, you will be Immune to Trackers and Watchers.

Please confirm via PM. The game thread is located here.

FAKECLAIM:

Galadriel, Vanilla Elf Queen (Elf)

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Lady of Lorien, you are naturally against eating Hobbits. And people eating each other won't get you to Valinor any faster.

You are aligned with the town. You win when all threats to the town are defeated.

You have no special abilities.

Aragorn

Aragorn, Vanilla Ranger (Man)

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As the future king of Gondor, you are willing to help out as best as you can. Dead Hobbits won't help you get your throne back!

You are aligned with the town. You win when all threats to the town are defeated.

You have no special abilities.

Please confirm via PM. The game thread is located here.

Sam

Sam, Vanilla Tater Chef (Hobbit)

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Cooking taters on the way to Mordor, there's only one way to eat a brace of conies- and no ways to eat Hobbits.

You are aligned with the town. You win when all threats to the town are defeated.

You have no special abilities.

Please confirm via PM. The game thread is located here.

Merry

Merry, Vanilla Brandybuck (Hobbit)

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Injured on the way to Isengard, you just hope that you won't be eaten.

You are aligned with the town. You win when all threats to the town are defeated.

You have no special abilities.

Please confirm via PM. The game thread is located here.

Shelob

Shelob, Gluttonous Spider (Creature)

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Eating almost everything that enters your cave, you join with Gollum to eat everyone you see on the way to Isengard.

You are aligned with the mafia. You win when you equal or outnumber the town in size.

You have no special abilities.

Please confirm via PM. The game thread is located here.

FAKECLAIM:

The One Ring, (???)

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Dragged into another one of these mafia games. You've spent your entire life in undesireable places: rivers, caves, a pocket. Spending a single day in some orc's stomache is not your idea of a good time.

You are aligned with the town. You win when all threats to the town are defeated.

You have no special abilities.

[Fate]

YOU LOST TO SILLY SCUM LIKE THE FAILTOWN YOU ARE

WHO GIVES A SHIT IF YOU CAN READ ME COULD YOU DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT? COULD YOU STOP A SINGLE FUCKING KILL?

NOT EVEN ON ON OBVTOWN DUPLICITY? OBVTOWN KATY?

L
O
L

[Andrius]

Dead QT: http://www.quicktopic.com/46/H/6Un2DUgj62GRM
Spy/Fate Neighborhood N2: http://www.quicktopic.com/46/H/ADb4dRCYbgSC
Mod QT with night actions: http://www.quicktopic.com/46/H/uCcdg8tTwEMS

[Duplicity]

Congrats Khan, Xvart and Fate. I have to hand it to you, you managed to win what is looking like a very town sided setup though I do think you're assisted by some pure retardation on the town front. Also thanks for hosting this and staying so active throughout it Andrius, it was very smoothly run though frustrating to watch.

This game is also why I refuse to join a game with Parama ever again.

[esuriospiritus]

honestly I think I should have been allowed to publish anyway -- if mafia nokilled because they didn't think they could, it would have given us another chance tomorrow. It entered in a variable that didn't make scum winning an unstoppable thing,

which depending on the wording of the scum win condition would have made all the difference.

PEDIT: sadface

But oh well, too late now.