Fate: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I GOT YOUR ROOK HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEHEEEHEHEHEHEEEHEE FOR MY KNIGHT PRETTY SHITTY EXCHANGE YOU PIECE OF FILTH. DIE DIE DIE DIE DEATH DESU DESU
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:02 pm
by MattP
Nacho: Fate, that's an illegal move, bishops can't jump over your pieces. You're going to have to think of a more logical one.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:03 pm
by MattP
Fate: THIS ISN'T THE FUCKING KINDERGARDEN PLAYGROUND THERE AREN'T RULES THIS IS A FUCKING DOG EAT DOG WORLD. YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT THINGS CAN'T HAPPEN THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:03 pm
by MattP
Nacho: There's a whole standard ruleset for chess, Fate, here, I can show you on my laptop-
(
Fate throws laptop into the wall. It collapses into itself in shards and ricochets onto the kitchen tiles
)
What the hell, Fate!
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:03 pm
by MattP
Fate: ENOUGH STALLING, MAKE YOUR GODDAMN MOVE BEFORE I HAVE NUWEN SKIN YOU AND TURN YOU INTO A WESTERN SADDLE. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:03 pm
by MattP
Nacho: This isn't even fun anymore. This isn't chess, this is a nightmare
[scene]
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:07 pm
by Vu
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:34 pm
by Vu
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:48 pm
by UberNinja
Glork. Vote somebody motherfucker
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:58 pm
by Gammagooey
^this is the singular point in the game wherein I agree with UN
also looked through evil's old games because of what reck said and he just lurks everywhere whenever he wants so that's not really an alignment tell. he does need to post in this game though and has posted in other ones earlier today and on the 25th.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:12 pm
by evilpacman18
wait lol I'm the leading wagon? hah. I'm a bit oversubscribed. I'm playing 5 games, which I've actually never done. I'll try to be in ASAP but there is one higher priority game to catch up in before this one.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:17 pm
by Mastermind of Sin
↑MattP wrote:I've officially moved past the Appealing to mosscum stage and have moved into the appeal to everyone else to lynch mosScum stage
Good luck with that, cuz everyone else knows I'm town.