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we needed Cheeky to live, though, that was the main thing.
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uh
i mean it didnt fit with the neighborhood, seemed way too coincidental, you didnt crumb who you were hiding behind, your crumbs were not crumbs (people crumb roles in their first post!! it's a soft otherwise and scum can soft easily...), i feel like i remembered something being wrong with multitasking and how it worked with hider but i cant recall iteddie cane- Vorkuta
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Sorry :3In post 4761, mastina wrote:
I'M SO BUMMED YOU STOLE MY FUCKING GUILTY FROM MEIn post 4702, Something_Smart wrote:
Knock yourself out I guess? Boon always flips scum here so maybe mastina will out herself as a partner though I'd be surprised if there were 5 scum in the game. I guess Alch/Nerohydra/Chara could have strong roles to balance that out.In post 4697, Katyusha wrote:i do think we should wait for mastina to return before hammering this btw
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WAS WAITING TO PULL THE REVEAL
AND HOW MUCH EFFORT I HAD PUT INTO TRYING TO SET THAT UP
To be fair I was like 95% on Boon even before the guilty so it may as well have been fake... because I've correctly faked a guilty on him with that level of confidence beforeShame on a martyr claiming friends
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Wait...
The streak is over....
Something_Smart has never beaten me before...CHECK OUT MY HOW TO PLAY AS SCUM GUIDE Maybe it'll help you catch me
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Because Multitasking Fruit Vendor Hider means that each night, you can give fruit to any player and hide behind any player.In post 4806, Vorkuta wrote:No ok
Why couldn't have I been an idiot townie
who can't read
and was multitasking fv hider who used both actions on the same target?
What you were looking for wasCombinedFruit Vendor Hider, which allows you to target one player and use both actions on them. This is what both singletonking and I were dancing around when asking you for clarification.
Also, claiming hider in response to a failed vig shot is a pretty weak play that probably won't save you, especially since (ironically) you claimed NOT weak hider which, while that is totally something Skygazer would do, is tantamount to being bulletproof. And a bulletproof claim when you're under pressure will do you no favors.Shame on a martyr claiming friends
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I feel like this is becoming a meme at this point, but I will KEEP reminding you about Fun With Decimals until you stop forgetting about itIn post 4810, Flavor Leaf wrote:Wait...
The streak is over....
Something_Smart has never beaten me before...Shame on a martyr claiming friends
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So I was walking around the town eating some vanilla ice cream (or was it neapolitan?) when I saw my neighbor (he's a pretty friendly neighbor) hiding behind a jail. Two people walked outside of the jail (a cop and a detective) with some poor innocent child that had lost her babysitter. I followed them to the doctor's office (it's a good thing there's one nearby, I have a nasty commute to visit my psychologist!) when out of nowhere I saw an alien! I watched it intently as it walked in front of me and blocked my path. My eyes were tracking the nearest exit so I wouldn't be backed up into a corner. I wish I had had a bodyguard to protect me. While I was distracted, I detected motion in the corner of my eye. It was my local mailman paying me a visit! He was eating a fruit with a vengeful look in his eye as began to talk about vigilante justice. The alien must've felt awkward because it started to mill about. I wanted to run out into the street to get away but my analysis suggested there was too much traffic. Woah! That's no alien, it's just my friend Peter Thompson! He goes by PT for short and he's also a cop. He told me all about how drug lords were using encrypted messages to contact gunsmiths to obtain illegal weaponry. PT has many special talents; you could call him a jack of all trades. He's kind of a creepy voyeur so I told him to stop his role... or did I tell him to cop his role? No, the expression is slow your roll, that's right! Did I mention he's into stone masonry? And he's recruited a ton of new neighbors into our little town! And he loves vanilla ice cream; our nickname for him is the "Vanilla Cop." I went off on a little bit of a tangent there but whatever. I hope you enjoyed my story!hewoo- Skygazer
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^this is how you successfully crumb every possible normal town role in the gameIn post 4813, Skygazer wrote:So I was walking around the town eating some vanilla ice cream (or was it neapolitan?) when I saw my neighbor (he's a pretty friendly neighbor) hiding behind a jail. Two people walked outside of the jail (a cop and a detective) with some poor innocent child that had lost her babysitter. I followed them to the doctor's office (it's a good thing there's one nearby, I have a nasty commute to visit my psychologist!) when out of nowhere I saw an alien! I watched it intently as it walked in front of me and blocked my path. My eyes were tracking the nearest exit so I wouldn't be backed up into a corner. I wish I had had a bodyguard to protect me. While I was distracted, I detected motion in the corner of my eye. It was my local mailman paying me a visit! He was eating a fruit with a vengeful look in his eye as began to talk about vigilante justice. The alien must've felt awkward because it started to mill about. I wanted to run out into the street to get away but my analysis suggested there was too much traffic. Woah! That's no alien, it's just my friend Peter Thompson! He goes by PT for short and he's also a cop. He told me all about how drug lords were using encrypted messages to contact gunsmiths to obtain illegal weaponry. PT has many special talents; you could call him a jack of all trades. He's kind of a creepy voyeur so I told him to stop his role... or did I tell him to cop his role? No, the expression is slow your roll, that's right! Did I mention he's into stone masonry? And he's recruited a ton of new neighbors into our little town! And he loves vanilla ice cream; our nickname for him is the "Vanilla Cop." I went off on a little bit of a tangent there but whatever. I hope you enjoyed my story!hewoo- Vorkuta
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Vengeful Multitasking... fruit vendor... vigilanteIn post 4813, Skygazer wrote:He was eating a fruit with a vengeful look in his eye as began to talk about vigilante justice
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2iam gave a big mod error that gave a free town read away there even after I asked him not to say it, and I forget my first Morality run. I was a different player.In post 4812, Something_Smart wrote:
I feel like this is becoming a meme at this point, but I will KEEP reminding you about Fun With Decimals until you stop forgetting about itIn post 4810, Flavor Leaf wrote:Wait...
The streak is over....
Something_Smart has never beaten me before...CHECK OUT MY HOW TO PLAY AS SCUM GUIDE Maybe it'll help you catch me
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Hmm maybe that was a different game.
I try to forget anything dealing with 2iam.CHECK OUT MY HOW TO PLAY AS SCUM GUIDE Maybe it'll help you catch me
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this was a town stomp.
AND I HELPED!Of all tyrannies,a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Scummies nomination form is here
I was tempted to nom RCE for moment of brilliance for the successful fake guilty gambit, but he also accidentally killed a neighbor by not submitting an action and killed a tracker so I'll let someone else decide if they wanna nom himhewoo- Something_Smart
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Oh, I know Peter Thompson! He has almost no possessions and lives a very ascetic life in an apartment complex, but whenever I see him he's always loud, and he likes to announce everything that he does, even at night. I think he does it compulsively or something, but it always scares me and makes me back up. I swear to god though, despite being apparently very simple, that man is macho. He makes me feel weak by comparison, but it's a good thing he's a loyal friend, or I'd be afraid of having him as my neighbor. Back when we were both novices, he used to tell me he worked out so he could be a ninja, but I never listened because I was always multitasking. I guess I was a lot more indecisive about it, but he was the informed one, because now he's so strong he looks like he must be bulletproof. I remember one specific night when we hung out after his work and he told me he'd been shot at one or two times; I don't remember how many shots there were, X shots I guess. Some bank robber had turned disloyal and started shooting, but fortunately he activated his knowledge and that enabled the robber's capture. That was an odd night, but fortunately that kind of stuff doesn't happen on consecutive nights.In post 4813, Skygazer wrote:So I was walking around the town eating some vanilla ice cream (or was it neapolitan?) when I saw my neighbor (he's a pretty friendly neighbor) hiding behind a jail. Two people walked outside of the jail (a cop and a detective) with some poor innocent child that had lost her babysitter. I followed them to the doctor's office (it's a good thing there's one nearby, I have a nasty commute to visit my psychologist!) when out of nowhere I saw an alien! I watched it intently as it walked in front of me and blocked my path. My eyes were tracking the nearest exit so I wouldn't be backed up into a corner. I wish I had had a bodyguard to protect me. While I was distracted, I detected motion in the corner of my eye. It was my local mailman paying me a visit! He was eating a fruit with a vengeful look in his eye as began to talk about vigilante justice. The alien must've felt awkward because it started to mill about. I wanted to run out into the street to get away but my analysis suggested there was too much traffic. Woah! That's no alien, it's just my friend Peter Thompson! He goes by PT for short and he's also a cop. He told me all about how drug lords were using encrypted messages to contact gunsmiths to obtain illegal weaponry. PT has many special talents; you could call him a jack of all trades. He's kind of a creepy voyeur so I told him to stop his role... or did I tell him to cop his role? No, the expression is slow your roll, that's right! Did I mention he's into stone masonry? And he's recruited a ton of new neighbors into our little town! And he loves vanilla ice cream; our nickname for him is the "Vanilla Cop." I went off on a little bit of a tangent there but whatever. I hope you enjoyed my story!Shame on a martyr claiming friends
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