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In post 3354, Jingle wrote:Someone tell sitechat to do the counting game in here.

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Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride...

Cars are bad.

To the liquor store?

Pick me up some kahlua I ran out

Don't drink and drive, bad Jingle.

Don't drink don't drive easy solution

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In post 3354, Jingle wrote:Someone tell sitechat to do the counting game in here.

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Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride...

(This is one of the most popular two-steps ever for round dancing btw.)

What is Kahlua though is it fermented koala bears

Yes, but the koala bears deserve it.

I posted that Lou bega is really easy to ballroom dance to but I backspaced it out to shitpost about alcohol

(Yes. Two-step. Not mambo. There mambos written to it--plural. But none of them took off; none of them have the popularity of the two-step. Probably because mambo's a minimum of, what? Phase 3? Phase 4? Whereas two-step is a maximum of phase 2 when the minimum to round dance is phase 2. )

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

(Also dat video. It sure is...something.)

Idk what round dancing it but it sounds like it's not partnership dancing so I wouldn't like it as much

In post 4843, popsofctown wrote:Idk what round dancing it but it sounds like it's not partnership dancing so I wouldn't like it as much

It's dancing in a circle, clearly.

In post 3355, Jingle wrote:Also, any other posting game you can think of

Wasn't there literally a "post to page 1000" thread and/or game once?

In post 4834, Who wrote:Don't drink and drive, bad Jingle.

Too late, I guess?

Although I was significantly less than tipsy while driving, running out of kahlua happened when I got home

In post 4846, Jingle wrote:

In post 4834, Who wrote:Don't drink and drive, bad Jingle.

Too late, I guess?

Although I was significantly less than tipsy while driving, running out of kahlua happened when I got home

MURDERER.

Iunno, all the posting game threads I can think of were like bam the above poster or compliment the above poster

Don't drink and drive Jingle