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In post 4847, Who wrote:

In post 4846, Jingle wrote:

In post 4834, Who wrote:Don't drink and drive, bad Jingle.

Too late, I guess?

Although I was significantly less than tipsy while driving, running out of kahlua happened when I got home

MURDERER.

I was legally in the right tonight.

Once on another forum I saw a game called double post. It was the most political game I have ever seen.

You guys are oddly concerned about my driving

How does Who know so much about Koala's is he a zoologoist?

In post 4850, Jingle wrote:

In post 4847, Who wrote:

In post 4846, Jingle wrote:

In post 4834, Who wrote:Don't drink and drive, bad Jingle.

Too late, I guess?

Although I was significantly less than tipsy while driving, running out of kahlua happened when I got home

MURDERER.

I was legally in the right tonight.

Umm, legal killer? I dunno there isn't as catchy a word for that.

Granted, that’s solid advice that a younger Jingle probably should have listened to, but...

Executioner

Driving ethics is complex and sooner than you think it will be unethical to drive a car at 0.0 BAC because the car could drive itself instead

In post 4853, popsofctown wrote:How does Who know so much about Koala's is he a zoologoist?

I googled "Koala Stupid"

good omens is a good show

Speaking of questionable choices I made tonight, childs play was not the worst horror movie I’ve seen recently

In post 4857, popsofctown wrote:Driving ethics is complex and sooner than you think it will be unethical to drive a car at 0.0 BAC because the car could drive itself instead

Yes. But even sooner, it will be unethical to drive if you otherwise have the option of walking or taking public transport.

Dannflor wrote:good omens is a good show

It is indeed.

In post 3356, Jingle wrote:And tell bad jokes

A reporter's ghost showed up to his friend, ranting about how he died.

"I don't understand why."

"Well, where were you?"

"I was interviewing a tribe of cannibals for a story."

"Did you do something to offend them?"

"No! I was very careful the entire time, but they never showed me any respect. I was getting frustrated with my lack of progress, and the last thing I can remember is muttering to myself about their lack of respect."

"What did you say exactly?"

"'What am I, chopped liver?'"

Also a good book.

In post 4858, Who wrote:

In post 4853, popsofctown wrote:How does Who know so much about Koala's is he a zoologoist?

I googled "Koala Stupid"

What series of events led you to this life choice?

In post 4864, popsofctown wrote:

In post 4858, Who wrote:

In post 4853, popsofctown wrote:How does Who know so much about Koala's is he a zoologoist?

I googled "Koala Stupid"

What series of events led you to this life choice?

I saw someone mention Koalas.

Actually that's a lie. I googled "Koala copypasta". Though as I checked afterwards, "Koala stupid" works too.

Definitely not the campfest you want from chucky, but the plot was at least semi coherent

Dolphins on the other hand, I know are terrible terrible creatures without needing to see a copypasta on it.

Mastina, do you know any shaggy dog stories?

Also while we're judging random animals, octopodes are great.

Don’t drink and dolphin, who

In post 3356, Jingle wrote:And tell bad jokes

Two companion adventurers were drinking in a bar, getting absolutely plastered.
One, a rogue, the other, a knight, both boisterous individuals itching for a fight.
A big burly guy walked into the bar, piquing their interest.
Though when he spoke it became clear he was a simpleton, he still looked strong.
The knight decided to challenge the man to a fight.
The man explained that he was a holyman, and that pointless violence would be against his religion.
The knight insisted on a fight.
Again, the holyman refused.
The knight pushed the holyman to the floor, trying to provoke him.
The holyman still refused to fight back.
The knight pushed the holyman again.
And again, the holyman did nothing to fight back, once more insisting against a pointless fight.
Then the knight drew his sword, threatening to cut the man down if he didn't fight back.
Now threatened, the holy manifested a hammer of pure light, bashing the knight's helmet in, knocking him out instantly.
And though the holy warrior might've misheard a word or two through the drunk rogue's heavy accent, what he said would forever be immortalized:
"Oi, you put a dent in me pal!"

I would never dolphin, whether sober or drunk. I don't know what that it means as a verb exactly, but none of those options are remotely close to things which should ever be considered.

Judge drunken lemurs.