2078: Any Non-Dead Person Can Post In This Mafia Game [end]

[Jingle]

Cause that’s apparently a thing when you work for weird hippies.

[Who]

I've just realized there's no animal I've seen which I think I should get bragging rights for saying "I've seen this animal"

[mastina]

I like big butts and I can not lie

I too am unusually attracted to gigantic assholes.

See also, I post on mafiascum.

[Who]

Instead of comparing what we've seen let's compare what we've eaten. My opening move is:
Brains of unknown origin.

[mastina]

What the fuck
Spam for spam’s sake makes this less fun and buries important information. Please stop.

Hey Pine.

How's it feel to be confscum again?

Like living the life of the not-needing-to-give-a-fuck?

[Jingle]

I like big butts and I can not lie

I too am unusually attracted to gigantic assholes.

See also, I post on mafiascum.

I’m flattered, really, but you’re neither rich enough nor likely to die of natural causes soon enough for me.

[mastina]

1000 page next day innocent child (as long I don't have 3% of the posts).

Wait actually

Apparently, yes.

We'll do it if it's the last thing we do dammit.

[popsofctown]

Worm. What my history teacher claimed was rattlesnake but I'm not sure I believe him. That's about it

[Jingle]

Speaking of confscum, remember when AP lynched you with a fake guilty?

[Jingle]

“Oh shit guys, I’m sorry, my pm says mastina did not have a gun.”

[mastina]

He also claimed he was a tracker

We should PROBABLY when we reach 1000 pages actually have every actual player and any prolific posters claiming to be seriously invested in a town win, post a list of all the important information; claims, events, etc.

So that we can immediately refer back to it when need be.

[popsofctown]

AP?

[Jingle]

“Perfectly understandable.”

[popsofctown]

Mastina do you consider me to be an actual player or just a poser

[Jingle]

Angry Pidgeon. He was awesome, but supposedly got bullied off of the site because he was conservative while I was flaking.

[Who]

AP?

Advanced Placement. Refers to a set of tests highschoolers can take to get credit for college courses at lots of colleges.

[mastina]

Like... There are 0 worlds in which I'm not going to spam this out to 1000 pages.

I mean.

If for no other reason.

Than because it's never been done in mafiascum history before.

Just to make that history, in a MINI no less, would be worth, honestly.

[Jingle]

Probably top three pidgeons ever to play mafia.

[Jingle]

AP?

Advanced Placement. Refers to a set of tests highschoolers can take to get credit for college courses at lots of colleges.

I showed up to the stats ap exam without a calculator. Would not recommend.

[mastina]

As far as making the thread unreadable goes, I see absolutely no reason that anyone needs to read anything between now and page 1000.

And if they do...we recap it for them, yes?

[Who]

AP?

Advanced Placement. Refers to a set of tests highschoolers can take to get credit for college courses at lots of colleges.

I showed up to the stats ap exam without a calculator. Would not recommend.

I showed up to the stats ap exam without having taken the class or studied for it in any way beyond skimming the first half of the book the night before. And yet I still got a 4 just for showing up.

[mastina]

Jingle how do you have time to be doing this if you're involved in twelve mafia games

I can answer that!

By neglecting the other games.

[Jingle]

I’ve been thinking, and there’s a not insignificant part of me that wants to let scum get the auto-win if pp is scum with an auto win clause.

[mastina]

Jingle how do you have time to be doing this if you're involved in twelve mafia games

I can answer that!

By neglecting the other games.

(I can answer that because I'm doing it right here by posting right now. )

[mastina]

Btw need to take a break for ice cream.